"Ahh

I exhaled. Lazily slumped in the bathtub, warm lights, and a thick mist......

The water temperature is just right, and sure enough, if you want to really relax, taking a bath is really the right choice.

Every pore on my body will open up, and I feel like my body is softening all at once.

Well, it's a lot easier.

It's not like just now-

I suddenly remembered the scene just now, and I felt palpitations.

"I-to-with-brother-brother-one-up-take-shower!"

At this point, in the sub-fire's room—she shouted hysterically at me.

“…… Even if you say to me in such a resolute tone, I can't help it......"

I said with a wry smile, it's all so old...... You're not a kid, are you?

What should I do if I take a bath again and am accused of sexual harassment by others.

In other words, I remember seeing on the news a few days ago that the father of a girl in a foreign country helping his ten-year-old daughter take a bath is also considered sexual harassment, what if I take a bath with Yahuo and you are accused of sexual assault!?

I couldn't wash it even if I jumped into the bathtub.

"No, my brother washed with me and Yu You when I was a child!"

Yahuo said dissatisfied, tugging at my sleeve - when you said when you were a child, how young it should have been, uh, it seems that not taking a bath with them is the third grade of elementary school (PS: It's the fifth grade if you don't take a bath with Shenling...... ）

"Hmph...... I got ......."

Suddenly, Yahuo put on an expression that looked like Detective Conan, pointed at me and said-

Uh, you know what.

"My brother feels that he is not confident in his perverted personality, and he is afraid that he will not be able to control it for a while, leaving dirty things in my body and Yu You's body - that's why it's like this!"

……

Yahuo, don't specify it (although it is), although my second personality has a 50% inhibition rate for my cousin, but it's hard to say if it's a naked, relatively optimal environment......

I don't know if I'm going to do anything unreasonable.

“…… Well, that's true, and you're not unaware of it—I have that perverted personality. ”

I said helplessly, so I had to admit it, although I was embarrassed.

By the way, all of our people in the Ji family and some of the people in the Shen family know the secret that I have a second personality, and Yahuo and Yu Yu are naturally no exception.

"Okay, okay, I know, let's not wash it."

Yahuo listened to me with a dissatisfied expression, and then said in a tone that finally forgave me.

Saying...... In the beginning, it wasn't right for my thirteen-year-old sister to invite my sixteen-year-old brother to take a bath with me!?

You should also learn etiquette from your sister Yu You, etiquette! Yin Leyan, that guy only teaches you obscene things, if you don't teach you etiquette, maybe one day you will become a random girl with thirty boyfriends like her.

But look at your character and IQ...... It's more likely to be deceived by an uncle.

…… I was worried about Yahuo in my heart.

"Well, of course I don't wash it, by the way, Yahuo, you are also a big child, and my brother has something to make clear to you."

I spoke earnestly to Yahuo like an elder, patting her little shoulder.

"Huh?" Yahuo absentmindedly tread the items she had brought with her as she responded.

"Ahem, you're older now, so don't get too close to boys in the future, even if it's a boy you like, because as you get older, your psychology and ...... There will be certain changes in physiology, and it is dangerous to get too close to the opposite sex......"

While recalling the words in the safety education book, I coughed lightly at Yahuo and said, Auntie, you want to pay me a salary! Give your daughter sex education, what a good cousin I am!

"Uh...... I still don't understand it...... Although Sister Leyan briefly told me why men and women have children...... But I still don't understand......"

Yahuo also blushed slightly, but seemed to want to listen to it...... (If it were Shenling, I would have called me a pervert in anger by now, and then slammed the door and left.) ）

But, Yin Leyan, you bastard, don't instill such obscene information to your cousin's cousin, tell the process? And she still doesn't understand? Didn't you tell her about orthodox biology, but polluted my lovely and pure cousin's heart as a pornographic joke or something.

I'm not worried about this heartless guy in Yahuo, if you defile Yuyou, I'll duel with you!

With my heart full of complaints and complaints about Yin Leyan, I continued my sex education lecture on Yahuo.

"Uh, Yahuo, you know humans are mammals, right?"

I asked.

"Well, I know, I know." Yahuo nodded

In order to avoid embarrassment, I intend to give a lecture on the reproductive process of mammals as an example.

"Well, if you take all mammals as an example—something like this: males are fertile when they reach a certain age, and so are females, after the process that Yin Leyan told you...... Then, somewhere, a particle left by a male and a particle left by a female will merge to form a more powerful particle, and this example will gradually develop into an embryo and become what we are today......"

I blushed and stood beside the bed, though my brother used mammalian explanations instead of humans, and vaguely substituted some proper nouns with particles—but it was still embarrassing.

At that time, I thought that the biology teacher in the second semester of junior high school was vague about the part of human reproduction, which made the low score of our class very hateful, but now from his standpoint, I still understand.

It's such a sacred process, and it's an ordinary process that almost everyone must go through, but it's still embarrassing to say.

And my student, Yahuo seemed to find my lecture a bit boring and offered his opinion:

"What my brother said is too vague, I can't understand many places, can you ...... a little more vivid?"

"How can you make me look a little more likely!"

I couldn't help but complain that this thing can image our country's education circle, it's really over.

And I was careless and forgot that Yahuo didn't understand what a complaint was, and she really understood my words as asking her, "How to make this thing vivid?" ”

"Although...... Where my brother's "that" has developed, hee-hee...... When I was a child, I took a bath with my brother, and Yahuo still has an impression, but can Yahuo see how he looks when he gets bigger? ”

Yahuo said with a red face, and then pointed to my bottom plate......

……

I can't show you!

Speaking of which, what is the impression, do you remember what "that" place looked like when I was a child......

There's another place to complain about - what it looks like when it gets bigger? When that's the case, it's not good, right!?

Ahh......hh

The atmosphere is a little weird.

"I refuse!"

Without thinking, I said to her viciously, it seems that this guy really lacks a sense of security in this regard, as a good brother, I have to fulfill his aunt's unfulfilled responsibilities, and in the future, I must strengthen my education in this area.