Chapter 303: Lori is the biggest

Shi Jinlang comforted Daji's baby while opening the live broadcast software of the mobile phone in Zhihaili.

Since coming to Chang'an, many things have come one after another, and Shi Jinlang has not had a live broadcast for a long time.

As he imagined, there is no one in the live broadcast room now, although Shi Jinlang's live broadcast content is relatively novel, but no one is willing to wait for him to resume broadcasting day after day and without a deadline.

"Old Tie, your Master Lang is back!"

Shi Jinlang didn't know if anyone remembered him, but he still sent a live broadcast notification to all the fans who had followed.

It's not too bad, at least after the live broadcast notice was posted, a lot of viewers came in the live broadcast room one after another, and it seems that some die-hard fans still remember Shi Jinlang.

"Hold the grass - it's really Master Lang!"

"No, why do I think something is wrong?"

"I also feel that something is wrong, I just don't know what is wrong!"

"Bullshit is wrong, let's talk about Master Lang's death!"

"Yes, yes, if Master Lang doesn't come back, we all think you're dead!"

"I don't think, I think, don't we still collectively rely on Master Lang? I remember that on the day when Master Lang passed the first seven days, someone specially gave Master Lang a spirit card in his own home, but I don't know if there is kowtow incense! ”

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Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, this group of people are still familiar audiences, and the attribute of the poisonous tongue has not changed at all.

"Okay, I'm back, I'll guarantee that the live broadcast will be held every day in the future, and if I go to pigeon again, I'll cut my own little JJ!"

In order to wait for help, Shi Jinlang chose to set up a FLAG first.

"Bunny Baba, what's little JJ?"

Daji Baby heard Shi Jinlang muttering to himself, and asked with a cute face.

"Hey, who is this, why is there a cute little Lori next to Master Lang?"

"Hold the grass - it's still the little Lori who is controlled by the uniform, this pair of fluffy little ears are really cute!"

"It's the baby born to Master Lang and Goddess Ah Li, she called Master Lang a rabbit poop!"

"Are you stupid, even if you want to give birth, there is not enough time!"

"Then why did she call Master Lang Rabbit Baba?"

"That's right, Master Lang will explain!"

"It's complicated, and it's a waste of time to explain!" Shi Jinlang said with a smile: "I have something I want to ask you here, why don't youβ€”β€”"

"We're not afraid to waste time, we're going to listen to explanations!"

"That's right, the poor have time left!"

"Lori is the biggest, don't say Lori doesn't help!"

"Such a cute little Lori, I am willing to stay awake for a day and a night to listen to Master Lang tell her story!"

"What is it that I don't sleep for a day and a night, I'm willing to go a day and a night without eating!"

"Hehe, it's not enough to go to the toilet for a day and a night!"

"Okay, okay, then I'll make a long story short!"

Seeing that if they didn't tell the origin of Daji's baby, this group of people would not give up, Shi Jinlang had to tell what happened on the buried bones from beginning to end, for fear that they would ask questions again, Shi Jinlang also explained the inheritance of the king and the matter of the Great Demon God Wang Ling.

"No wonder, I said something was wrong, it turns out that Master Lang has turned into a human!"

"That's amazing, it's a human during the day, and a rabbit at night!"

"Awesome fart, I think it's a rabbit during the day, and it's a talent blessing at night."

"That's right, holding a beautiful woman during the day and a beautiful woman at night, how convenient it is to do things, it's exciting to think about!"

"What age is it now, you still do things during the day, otherwise what do you think the hourly room of the hotel is for?"

"I've seen it for a long time, it turns out that the hotel is so good at doing business!"

"That's nature, everyone has a family, hurry up and see you in the future, who will stay overnight!"

"Don't talk about cannons, let's talk about Daji's baby!"

"What you said is a bit tongue-twisting, to put it simply, the Daji baby next to Master Lang is the original Daji baby, isn't this clear at a glance!"

"Knowing your uncle, let me state first, this Daji baby is contracted by me!"

"Fart, what kind of green onion are you, to tell you the truth, when Wu Zetian appeared on the scene, Lao Tzu didn't fight with you, this Daji baby Lao Tzu is going to be decided! If you don't accept it, show your sword! ”

"Dad, Lang Dad, son-in-law is polite!"

"Get out, Master Lang is my father-in-law, I am Master Lang's son-in-law, my father-in-law is above, please accept my son-in-law!"

"Daddy!"

"Father-in-law!"

"Daddy!"

"Father-in-law!"

I don't know who started it, but all in one time, the whole live broadcast room was shouting Dad Shi Jinlang.

"Don't scream, don't scream, even if you do, I can't agree!" Shi Jinlang said with a wicked smile: "I'm just the adoptive father of Daji's baby, his father is the Great Demon God King, I will see him another day, you can discuss it with him directly!" ”

"Don't change the day, just now!"

"That's right, it's better to hit the day than to choose a day, everyone is very busy, and it's a fart god!"

"Not right now, I have something very important to ask you about right now!"

Saying that, Shi Jinlang told everything that happened in Chang'an City, from the very beginning when Chang'an City was besieged to Ah Li's departure, and then to his own becoming the director of the Supermanagement Bureau and the Brotherhood of Destiny, as well as the Skynet system, Tiansao mobile phone, and so on.

"The plot is connected, but the amount of information in this plot is too big, right, how do we digest it?"

"Indeed, it's a little hard to digest!"

"Jiangzhong brand stomach digestion tablets, eat too much, stomach distend, chew after meals; Eat oil, don't digest it, chew it after eating; The stomach is swollen and not digested, and there are always Jiangzhong brand stomach and digestion tablets at homeβ€”β€”"

"Stop!" Shi Jinlang said angrily: "Because of the matter of King Lanling, Ah Li left me, and now I want to get her back, do any of you have studied the background story of the Glory of Kings more thoroughly, do you know where she may appear now?" ”

"Ah Li, such a good goddess can be lost, Master Lang, you are destined to die alone!"

"That's right, if Goddess Ah Li were with me, I would definitely not abandon her as ruthlessly as Master Lang!"

"Master Lang is too much of a thing!"

"That's right, it's not a good thing!"

"According to me, men are big pigs' trotters!"

"Women are just good things? Master Lang loves Ah Li so much, why did Ah Li fall out with Master Lang because of King Lanling, an outsider? ”

"That's right, Goddess Ah Li is still not perfect enough, and she is also at fault!"

"Dude, I support you, saying that we men are all big pigs' trotters, so what are they women? Big chicken paws? ”

"That's right, men are big pigs' trotters, women are big chicken feet, it's not a good thing anyway!"

"Stop, stop, if none of you know, then I'll turn off the live broadcast and find it myself!"

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