Chapter 200: I Have a Dog
Although everyone doesn't believe that Quaresma will win the Premier League Golden Boot this season, being able to compare with the two top scorers is the biggest compliment to Quaresma.
Probably no player was expected to have a debut season in the Premier League as impressive as Quaresma.
Because Quaresma's sharpness in the two ribs is unmatched, some fans have named the two ribs "Quaresma Cathedral".
At first, Quaresma didn't know what the name meant, shouldn't it be something like "Quaresma Corridor" or "Quaresma Area"?
However, after seeing the explanation, Quaresma suddenly realized that indeed, the naming of corridors and areas was simply weak.
The significance of the "Cathedral of Quaresma" is that as long as Quaresma steps into the rib area with the ball, then this place has become a church, whether it is the opponent's defenders or the goalkeeper, there is no need to stop Quaresma, anyway, it is better to pray to God directly here, let God stop Quaresma, maybe this has a better chance of success.
This may be an exaggeration, but it also reflects Quaresma's dominant style of play in this position, at least so far, there is no defensive style other than fouls that can ensure that Quaresma, no matter how big a defensive player, can stop.
That's why so many clubs are so jealous of Quaresma, because it's a threat on the counter-attack or in positional battles, meaning that unless you can keep Arsenal from getting the ball, your goal will be exposed to Quaresma's firepower.
Moreover, the far-reaching impact of Quaresma's inward cut is gradually being felt, especially in the Premier League, where the wide players of various teams, whether they are wingers or full-backs, and even full-backs, are immersed in practicing their in-cutting skills, hoping that one day they can put on a good show on the pitch like Quaresma.
Who says wide players can't dominate the game?
For a moment, Quaresma was almost on the verge of becoming a wide player!
Of course, Quaresma's breakthrough method of combining technique with explosive power is not something that anyone can learn, especially the final comic arc, without some hard practice, you can't even touch the edge of the goal.
In any case, Quaresma's current popularity in the Premier League is not inferior to that of top stars, and even the Manchester United twin stars can only retreat in the face of Quaresma, who is in the limelight.
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The team's results are excellent, the atmosphere on the training ground is relaxed, and the lottery wheel that Wenger deliberately made has long been thrown aside, at least now Wenger does not need it to punish the players.
In the interval between trainings, in the relaxed atmosphere of the other players, Lauren's depressed appearance seemed a little out of place.
Speaking of which, Lauren is also a member of the Arsenal Eat, Drink and Fun Party, although she does not participate in activities every time, but every time she participates, she is the type who plays crazy, and she has a very good relationship with Quaresma and his gang.
"Niu was soaked away by someone else last night?" Eboué leaned over like a tease, and asked with a look of disgust.
Lauren swore that she really wanted to punch Eboue, and she was already a little depressed, but when she saw Eboue, she was even more depressed.
A few of the other teammates came in, and if the curiosity and schadenfreude on their faces were replaced by concern, at least it would be a harmonious scene.
"Well, that's true!" Lauren knew that if they didn't say it, they would beat themselves half to death and force themselves to say it.
"My neighbor has a puppy, and that dog is a special annoyance and comes to my door on time every day to poop!"
"I went to them to theorize, and they still said that they wouldn't admit anything!"
"What's even more annoying is that this morning I saw a revelation on a tree in front of my house, and from a distance I saw a picture of the puppy on it, I thought it was their puppy lost, but I was so happy!"
"But when I walked over and took a closer look, it didn't make me half angry!"
"It actually reads: Have you seen my dog? Actually, it's not lost, it's just so cute! Thank you for your understanding! ”
"What a beep dog! They even showed it off! ”
"Can I not be depressed?"
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After Lauren finished speaking, several of the animals were already laughing like no human beings, and the most hateful was Eboue, who was already rolling on the ground.
"Don't laugh, what do you think I'm going to do to get a little revenge on my neighbor?" With a black face, Lauren mobilized a few animals to help him figure it out.
Campbell had a strange expression and thought Lauren's question was a bit idiotic.
"It's not easy, don't you just raise a dog that is bigger and fiercer than theirs, and then you go out to walk the dog at home, and in a few days, they won't dare to lead the dog past your door!"
A few of the animals nodded approvingly, this was indeed a good idea.
But who knew that as soon as Campbell finished speaking, Lauren almost cried.
"You think I haven't tried it?" Lauren cried with a sad face, looking very pitiful, "I bought a Rottweiler, and I was going to scare the puppy next door, but as a result, this product is pure second-class goods, stupider than Eboue, and when I saw me, I bit it, and I didn't even dare to go home in those days!" ”
Hearing this, Quaresma finally couldn't help it, and laughed heartlessly.
It's no longer a matter of sympathizing with Lauren, they should all be grateful to Lauren for bringing them so much joy.
However, after laughing, several animals also talked about their own experience of raising dogs.
"I used to have a dog, and it turned out that this thing came to poop in bed every day, so I gave up the whole room to him later, and it turned out that it was not satisfied, so it recognized my bed!"
"The dog I used to have was called a two, once I fell to the ground, this thing screamed and ran, I thought it was to find someone to save me, but after a while, this thing ran over with a group of dogs, around me, all kinds of contempt in the expression, then I reacted, this goods is specially to find a dog to watch me come!"
"Since I started raising a dog, the newspaper I ordered has never arrived, and all the delivery people have been scared away by it!"
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Quaresma couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and expressed sympathy and joy for the plight of several animals.
However, from this moment on, Quaresma also gave up the idea of raising a dog himself, and the experience of these animals was a warning, if he didn't know whether to raise a dog alive or dead, he also deserved to be tortured by the dog......