Dating the Elves –

This seems to be a good job, but it's actually full of danger, after all, the elves are not the kind of easy to get along with, all of them are the kind of moody problem children, and they will be played to death by the elves if they are not careful, so those who envy the protagonist to open the harem and enjoy the blessings of all the people can shut up, without the halo of the protagonist, it is basically impossible to open the harem safely and steadily, and the only thing waiting for you is the same as Brother Cheng with the firewood knife.

But thinking that the elves are all the kind of beautiful girls who are so cute that they explode, Lori Royal Sister, cute foodies, singers and sick girls, and twins of various types, there is always one that suits you, even Su Mo's heart moved a few times.

Stop your deeds of morality!

Pulling his thoughts back, Su Mo raised his head and looked at Qinli and asked, "Why did you choose me?" ”

This task was originally supposed to be the protagonist of the original book, Wuhe Shidao, because after he was reborn by Mio, he also became an elf, and he had the ability to seal the other party's power by kissing the elf, and then he could also use the other party's power, but now that Wuhe Shidao Niang has turned into Wuhe Shiori, Su Mo is not sure if Shiori still has this ability.

But the thought of letting a woman go to the elves and date them is spicy.

It is estimated that in addition to seducing Mijiu, I believe that the sexual orientation of other elves is normal.

Regarding Su Mo's doubts, Wuhe Qinli quickly gave an answer.

"Because you're special." Wuhe Qinli replied as a matter of course, looking at Su Mo deeply, and muttered in an inaudible voice, "Five years ago, you could seal the elven power in my body, then today you will definitely be able to!" ”

It is based on this condition that Wuhe Qinli brought Su Mo here.

This answer actually did not satisfy Su Mo, in fact, he is still confused, all the plots are chaotic for him, and he actually replaced the protagonist and became the object of a date with the elves.

But he doesn't have the ability of Wuhe Shidao, even if he dates the other party, he can't seal the other party's power.

In that case, what's the point of dating?

"Okay, in short, your task is to go on a date with the elves, and then let the elves feel the beauty of the world, isn't there a saying that says, as long as people fall in love, the world they see will become beautiful, and in this way, the elves will not be hostile to humans and prevent the occurrence of space earthquakes." Wuhe Qinli took out a delicately packaged box from his arms, which contained all kinds of Jumbo Bead lollipops, which was simply a small candy house.

After selecting a treasure bead lollipop and stuffing it into his mouth, Gokawa Kotori continued: "And our mission in Ratatosk is to assist you in attacking the elves, to put it simply, the elven strategy troops centered on you. ”

"Help me go on a date?"

The corners of Su Mo's mouth twitched, those who are familiar with the original book know how pitted this so-called help is, not to mention that he is familiar with the plot, and he doesn't need their help in Wuheqin at all, so Su Mo directly refused sternly, "Forget it, even if you want to attack the elves, my ability alone is enough, besides, you don't seem to have ever been in love in the piano, how can an emotional idiot help me to attack the elves." ”

"Who said that you can't help people with strategies without being in love, not to mention that my dear brother doesn't seem to have any love experience, but we have an experienced crew in Ratatosk who can give you all kinds of guidance in all aspects of technology." Gokawa Kotori spun around in place, then snapped his hands and pointed to the crew members sitting in the control chairs on either side.

"For example, this one."

Kotori Gokawa pointed to one of the middle-aged uncles in a suit under the bridge: "Kawagoe, a love master who has been married five times and is nicknamed 'too fast burnout period', can definitely teach my brother a lot of love skills." ”

"So this guy has been divorced four times? And the nickname is still too fast a burnout period, doesn't that mean that this person likes the new very much and hates the old, how dare I let him guide me to attack the elves of such a person. Su Mo grasped the key point and couldn't help complaining.

Hearing this, Wuheqin's expression was also stagnant, but he still pointed to the other crew member without giving up, "What about this, the president of Chibon, who is super popular in the nightclub?" ”

"President?"

Su Mo glanced at the other party, this is an old man with a Mediterranean hairstyle, who has gone through a mid-life crisis, and only has a few sparse dull hairs on his head, such a man can be said to have passed the expiration date, who would be blind to him.

However, when it comes to his identity as president, "So he's rich?" In that case, I think the reason why he's so popular in nightclubs is probably because the girls like his money, not his people. ”

In these years, you will either have more money or more than 100 million.

As long as you are rich, no matter how frustrated you look, some people will call you dad.

Gokawakoto's brows have been wrinkled into a Sichuan character, and then he turned his attention to a woman with long hair, a head down, and a gloomy expression, "Her rivals in love have suffered misfortunes one after another, and the daughter of two o'clock in the morning, Ms. Shiizaki, nicknamed the Scarecrow Doll!" ”

"Hiss~"

Su Mo gasped and couldn't help but shout, "Do you have a phone here, I want to call the police." ”

The so-called scarecrow doll is actually the kind of cursed scarecrow.,And this woman's love rival suffered misfortune one after another.,I think this must not be accidental.,Maybe it's this Ms. Shiizaki.,And a woman who doesn't come home at half past two in the morning.,Women who like to follow others.,Either it's a twisted heart.,Or it's a big pervert.。

No matter how you look at it, this guy is not a normal person.

No wonder her expression looked so gloomy, it was obvious that this was a woman with an unusually dark heart.

"And this man who claims to have a hundred wives, Mr. Nakatsugawa." Wuhe Qinli clenched his fists, and his gaze at Su Mo became more and more unkind, as if he was going to put him to death.

But Su Mo turned a blind eye to the pressure in the piano, and continued to retort: "A hundred wives, this number is too exaggerated, and although this Mr. Nakatsugawa seems normal, I can see at a glance that you are also a dead fat house, so the hundred wives in your mouth actually refer to the figure, right?" ”

"You...... How do you know? After being said by Su Mo, Zhongjinchuan screamed in shock.

It doesn't make sense, do I look like a dead fat house?

"Huh!" The corners of Su Mo's mouth turned up, and a laugh of unknown meaning came out of his mouth.

"Don't get too complacent, we have one last one here." Gokawa Koto pointed to a person again, "Because of his deep love, he was protected and monitored, and he couldn't get close to him, and he can be called the most affectionate woman in our Ratatosk, Ms. Minowa!" ”

"So I'm really going to call the police, this is obviously a domestic violence maniac, I'm afraid it's because of this that I'm forbidden to be near men." Su Mo once again ruthlessly pointed out the other party's shortcomings, and mocked them: "Why are your subordinates in the qin all such strange existences, isn't there a normal person?" ”

Wait, as if there really isn't a single normal person in the whole of Ratatosk.

Look at what kind of strange things are present, violent maniacs, dead fat houses, scumbags, green tea, and Kyohei Kannotsuki, the only thing that looks normal is that Qin Li is still a schizophrenic patient.

Oh my God, this kind of team is here to guide him in the strategy elves.

Su Mo was a little skeptical about how the protagonist of the original book survived to the end with the help of so many pig teammates, which is a miracle.

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