Chapter 22: Swift Scout - Teemo
Chatting is an art.
How to talk about the day well depends on their own ability.
Walking towards Bingli, Qin Ming was thinking in his heart how to let Bingli take care of himself, and felt that he was not deliberately accosting, and he had nothing to say.
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Say hello? Vulgar.
Take the initiative to get closer to each other, calling little sister, little sister, little beauty? This world doesn't seem to work, it will be mistaken for molestion, and the women in this world are a little conservative and a little violent. After all, this is a world where Lingwu is respected, and if you are knocked out with a punch, it is not cost-effective......
Everything is difficult at the beginning, but if the beginning is done well, then it will be easier later!
Therefore, Qin Ming is going to chat with Bingli, how to say this first sentence is very important, very important!
So, Qin Ming came to Bingli's side, and when Bingli looked up at Qin Ming, Qin Ming said, "Bingli......"
"Call the regimental commander!" Bingli said in a deep voice, and Qin Ming was interrupted before he said two words.
"Oh, Commander, you've got something on you! It's about 18 centimeters long, and it moves! Right behind your tight leather armor, below the waist, above the thighs, and to the left! Qin Ming said.
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Well, this is Qin Ming's opening remarks, Qin Ming thinks it's very good, if it weren't for the ice glass suddenly conjuring up an ice pick and reaching Qin Ming's roar, it would be even better!
Bingli's eyes widened angrily, and his eyes could kill, "At noon, you have a smooth tone, I don't care about you!" And now you're still here to provoke me with words? Believe it or not, I'll kill you! ”
Bingli was very angry, the young man in front of him was simply too much!
Behind you, below the waist and above the thighs, to the left, isn't that your own ass-stock-egg?
There's a black thing there, about eighteen centimeters long, that still moves?
He wanted to die—
"Regiment...... Regiment leader, you can look back and see for yourself......" Qin Ming's voice was small, he didn't dare to speak loudly at all, and he didn't dare to swallow his saliva, for fear that if his Adam's apple moved slightly, he would be scratched by the ice pick that was against his roar!
Bingli's face was always angry, but when he turned his body away, he turned his head to look behind him, on the leather armor on his left thigh, and then he exploded with cold hair......
What a big centipede......
Hurriedly withdrew the ice pick that was in Qin Ming's roar, swept it behind him, picked the centipede away, and threw it far away, Bingli breathed a sigh of relief, and his face was even paler in this moonlight.
Looking at Qin Ming, Bingli said, "I misunderstood you, I'm sorry." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, head of the regiment, you were too careless, you just sat on the ground, and you didn't notice that there was a big centipede crawling on the ground? Fortunately, the head of the regiment, you are wearing leather armor, if you are thick, you will be bitten! "Qin Mingdao." The bigger the centipede, the stronger the toxin, this centipede is close to twenty centimeters long, and if you take a bite, it is estimated that your left side is ...... Forehead, legs, but I can't move anymore......"
"Yes." Bingli didn't want to discuss these with Qin Ming, so she just nodded.
"Actually, when I was a child, I was bitten by a centipede, and my mother used her mouth to help me suck out the toxins, although the toxins are not fatal, but she was afraid that the toxins would invade my body with the blood and affect my health. Take a closer look, Captain, are you sure you haven't been bitten, if you do, I can help you suck out the toxins......"
"Get out!" Bingli's eyes, which had just softened, condensed again. "One more nonsense, don't follow our Icewind Mercenary Regiment! Where to come, where to roll back! ”
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Gotcha, I want to get closer to Bingli through chatting, but this plan is a failure, so I'll go to sleep by myself.
Qin Ming ran away with a depressed face.
He kindly reminded her that if it weren't for her Quinn's ability, dazzling and keen perception, and her vision would not be so hindered in this dark night, and she might not have known that there was a centipede behind her......
Isn't he worried that she will be bitten, saying that he will help her suck out the toxin, and he will let himself go, and he will be kind to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs!
Sitting on the ground with his eyes closed, tightening the black cloak on his body, Qin Ming felt a little cold. The body is also cold, and the heart is also cold.
Hey, the strength is too low, and the aura can't keep the body cold, except for these hero abilities that can be randomly found every day, I am now, it seems that I am only level 2, corresponding to this world, the second grade of the spirit warrior! I haven't even reached the Qi Building Realm that can give birth to a spiritual heart.
Leaning towards the fire that Uncle He had raised, Qin Ming slowly closed his eyes.
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"Ding~ Xiaoya reminds the master: The super god system is randomly new hero ...... for the master"
“……”
I don't know how long I slept, a voice sounded in my head, Qin Ming didn't feel sleepy at all, and when he looked around, he found that the east was already white!
"Captain Teemo, on standby!"
A voice sounded in his head, Qin Ming was reluctant in his heart, and scolded this super god system in his heart, can't he randomly give himself a normal hero?
Every time I make myself in a fancy dress, fortunately, my handsome face and upright posture will not change. If one day, if you give yourself a random void fear, what will you become?
No, no, you have to work hard to earn the blue essence, the first hero, you have to buy someone, you have to be a handsome costume, someone!
"Ding~ Xiaoya reminded the master, and the supergod system confirmed that the random hero was: [Swift Scout - Teemo]! This hero ability will be reset and refreshed tomorrow at 06:00:00 ......"
“……”
"Ding~ The guerrillas are ready!"
"Ding~ Blind blow arrow ready!"
"Ding~ Xiao Mo is ready to run!"
"Ding~ Toxic Shot Ready!"
"Ding~ mushrooms are ready!"
“……”
Five voices sounded in his head, Qin Ming was very helpless, but then, he found that he had an extra hat on his head, and he was equipped with a goggles, he was wearing a very modern military uniform and military boots, and there was a blowgun diagonally across his waist, Qin Ming was even more helpless.
Fortunately, I am smart enough to make some cloaks that can cover my whole body and head and only show my face, otherwise, I would have to be the talking point of these mercenaries for several days!
Just when he was worried about how to use this Timo's ability, Qin Ming heard a thudding sound, and then looked up.
It was Bingli, she got up and walked towards a dense forest, without greeting anyone or waking up any mercenaries, Qin Ming thought to himself, is she going to be convenient?
Huh? Wait, Teemo's ability seems to be invisible.
The direction she was going, it was full of grass and dense forests taller than people!
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If a person is not a sage, how can he be free of feces and urine?
Bingli is not a god either, she is also a mortal person in the flesh.
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After walking nearly two hundred meters and finishing the walk, Bingli tidied up his leather armor and walked back.
"Squeak - Squeak ......"
Not far away, there was a sudden movement in a bush, Bingli was stunned, and it could be seen that a gray rabbit rushed out, Bingli breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly said that he had thought too much, so he continued to walk in the direction of going back.
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When Bingli walked away, he could only see her back from a distance, and Qin Ming stood up with his nose covered and stepped out of the grass.
"Ding~ You have moved out of the grass and lost your stealth status!"
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Qin Ming pursed his lips, he didn't care at all, the show was over, it didn't matter if he was hidden or not! The most important thing now is how to stop the nosebleed before going back there!
Thinking of this, Qin Ming thought to himself again, when she had just sneaked into the grass and entered the stealth state, she didn't notice that there was a rabbit in the grass, but fortunately, she would be invisible, and the rabbit also jumped out, so that Bingli was not suspicious, otherwise if she waved an ice pick and played in the grass, she might finish playing.
Hey, the pears are so big. Never do that again......
Well, it depends on the situation, and you can't say too much......
Today, I committed my first offense, and the pressure is so great, in fact, the main reason is because Timo's stealth ability is too limited, if it is a clown, or a mouse, it will be good.
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