Chapter 14: The Daily Life of Xiaobai and His Master: Shopping (Part II)
Chapter 18 Xiaobai and the Master's Daily Shopping (II)
Tiancheng Shopping Plaza, the pet supplies area on the third floor, ******, the manufacturer's resident salesman with a serious expression stared at Long Batian, who was spinning back and forth around the shelves, and asked, "Sir, you have been here for more than half an hour, is there a problem with our cat food here?" Or maybe you have a tiger at home? ”
"Huh! How do you know? Long Batian asked in horror.
"Are you laughing at me, sir?" The salesman asked with a dark face, trying to hold back his gritted teeth, so his voice was a little out of shape.
"No, no...... I was purely curious to know what brand of cat food tigers eat, because biologically speaking, tigers are also felines. Long Batian said with an unusually serious expression.
The salesman took a deep breath and replied in a calm tone, "Sir, tigers don't eat cat food, tigers eat meat, if you have to explore this question......" The karmic fogger casually took out a large amount of cat food from the shelves and sent it to Long Batian's arms, "I recommend using this brand of cat food, but we will never assume that this cat food will cause any adverse consequences to your tiger, nor can we guarantee your life safety during feeding the tiger." After saying that, he turned around angrily and ran away.
"It's really an enthusiastic salesman, and the service is really thoughtful." Lombatian flipped through the jar of cat food and found that the packaging read, 'Thunderbolt Tiger brand cat food, make your cat as strong as a tiger'.
"Ernie sauce, have you chosen your cat's food?" Xiao Bai pushed a small cart full of various foods and jumped out from behind Long Batian.
"Almost, I have no experience in feeding tigers, and I don't know if this cat food matches the taste of Baiying." Long Batian shrugged his shoulders and threw the cat food into the small cart.
"Cats love fish, and Xiaobai also loves fish." Xiaobai made a suggestion.
"But I don't sell golden loaches here, and I don't have the same culinary level as the old man." Long Batian swallowed his saliva depressedly, the golden loach made by the old man is indeed delicious, it is simply the best, but unfortunately there is no such ingredient as golden loach in the real world.
Long Batian rummaged through the things in the cart, most of them were food and ingredients, and some toiletries, and now there were still women's underwear and feminine hygiene products, speaking of feminine hygiene products, Long Batian really doubted whether Xiaobai could use it, because he couldn't determine whether Xiaobai was a human at all, so he couldn't be sure if Xiaobai had a menstrual period like a human woman.
"If you're not sure, you have to buy it, otherwise it will be embarrassing to wait for the menstrual period." Long Batian shook his head depressedly.
"Master, what is the menstrual period?" Xiaobai turned on the "100,000 Whys" mode again.
"Uh...... I don't know about this, so I'll ask my brother when I get home. "Long Batian decided to push this problem to the almighty Du Niang.
Then in front of the shelves full of various aunt towels, Long Batian was stunned again, "Pure cotton surface ultra-thin and refreshing daily mini type, silky clean and ultra-thin ultra-long night wing type...... I go, how can there be so many variety? ”
"Sir, do you need help?" The saleswoman asked kindly.
"Great, what's the difference between these things, how do I choose?" Long Batian asked, pointing to various aunt towels.
"Sir, can you tell me who it's for? What kind of woman? age, physical condition, etc. The saleswoman asked patiently, not embarrassed at all, probably because she often encountered this situation.
"Xiaobai, give it to her." Long Batian hurriedly pulled Xiaobai over.
"Ahh What a cute little sister. "Miss Salesman was also turned over by Xiao Baimeng.,Too many of this kind of things have happened today.,There are still a lot of dead houses secretly taking pictures of Xiaobai.,Fortunately, the dragon is very vicious.,It's even more evil when it's fierce.,Just scare away these perverted Lolicon.。
At this time, in the cosmetics showcase area on the other side, several girls who looked like college students were choosing cosmetics, and one of the girls with a single ponytail stumbled upon Xiaobai not far away, so she discussed with her companions in a whisper, "Xiaobai, look at the little girl over there!" ”
"What little girl?" The girl called Xiaobai, put down the lipstick in her hand, looked in the direction pointed by her companion's finger, and found that there was a girl with a double ponytail in a short white skirt who was hiding behind a big fat man, with a dazed and nervous expression on her delicate little face, the girl was very beautiful, the most beautiful girl she had ever seen, the most eye-catching thing was her hair, very peculiar long silver-white hair, combed with a well-behaved double ponytail, and dragged it all the way to her heels...... But her eyes were focused on the big fat man who looked vicious, "Why is he here?" I didn't go to work for two days, and I was dating a little girl. ”
"Xiaobai, do you know that fat man?" The companion asked curiously, "Your boyfriend?" ”
"No......" the girl who was called Xiaobai quickly shook her head and denied it, "He is my father's employee." ”
"Just your dad's employee? It doesn't sound like it, but you just had a sour tone. The companion didn't believe Xiaobai's words at all, "And your face is red." ”
"I didn't, Huixiang, don't talk nonsense." Xiaobai's face turned even redder.
"Xia Xiaobai, who are you fooling, we are good girlfriends." Megumi laughed.
"If you do this again, I'll ignore you." Xia Xiaobai puffed out his mouth angrily.
"Huh! They're leaving, should they come along? Hui Xiang asked in a low voice.
"Over there...... Women's underwear, what the hell is this guy doing? Xia Xiaobai was really angry, and stomped his feet angrily.
"That cute little sister seems to be only fifteen or six years old, maybe it's a sister or something, why are you so angry?" Huixiang pursed the corners of her mouth and guessed, but her eyes were rolling around, not knowing what she was thinking.
"He's an orphan, he's always been alone, where did he come from." Xia Xiaobai snorted angrily, hiding behind a shelf full of men's underwear and secretly looking at the opposite side.
"Beauty, pick out panties for your boyfriend?" The salesman brother smiled and asked Xia Xiaobai and Huixiang.
"Ah...... It's not, it's not." Hui Xiang was startled, and hurriedly slapped away a pair of big red pants on the side of her face, and pulled Xia Xiaobai to the other side to continue monitoring.
"Although he is quite tall, his figure is a little out of shape, and he looks very fierce, he is simply a legendary standard bully, Xiaobai, how can you like this kind of guy?" Huixiang asked Xia Xiaobai puzzled.
"I didn't like him!" Xia Xiaobai snorted stubbornly, "Although this guy looks fierce, he is actually a very kind and good person, Huixiang, don't judge people by their appearance." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm from the Appearance Association." Megumi pouted and smiled.
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