Chapter 354: Classic Scolding
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Although Fang Jie agreed to the competition under Huang Shang's coercion and temptation, he was not a fool, with Huang Shang's martial arts, even if he stood in place, he was not something that a rookie could beat.
To make a simple analogy, even if a car hits a tank on its own, it is impossible to shake it, the game proposed by Huang Shang is not so much a hidden puzzle to send a secret book out, but rather a random reason to get addicted, he doesn't believe that with Fang Jie's martial arts, what to do with him.
Therefore, before the discussion began, Fang Jie and Huang Sheng first came to the three chapters of the covenant, and asked everyone present to notarize: 1. Huang Shang must not take the initiative to attack; 2. Both parties shall not use internal force; 3. Within 100 moves or half an hour, Fang Jie is not allowed to take the initiative to admit defeat, and he is not allowed to use martial arts or props other than empty-handed skills.
These three rules, the first and second are proposed by Fang Jie, Huang Shang is worried that Fang Jie will take the initiative to admit defeat before he fights, so he put forward the third condition, in short, the three chapters of this covenant seem to have no flaws, which not only gives Fang Jie a chance to get the cheats, but also ensures his personal safety, and also meets the requirements of Huang Shang's activities, and also blocks Fang Jie's opportunity to take advantage of opportunism, which can be said to be a good omission.
"If the little brother is ready, he can attack the old man at any time!" Huang Sheng looked at Fang Jie who was standing opposite with excitement on his face, that impatient look made people want to go up and slap him twice, of course, the people watching the battle would not think so, they just felt that Huang Shang really deserved to be a generation of grandmasters, as if he was playing with others, there was no need to prepare at all.
"This person is so shameless and arrogant!" Fang Jie stared at Huang Sheng opposite with an unhappy expression, until now. He is still a little resentful and regretful, although he agreed to learn for the sake of martial arts secrets, but the disparity in strength between the two is too great, since Huang Sheng agreed to the three chapters of the law, it must still be relied on, he doesn't think that people can't take the initiative to attack him, it is estimated that people can beat him away with any twisting of their butts, to be honest. This time it was really impulsive, and the cost performance was too low.
Of course, he is not completely unsure of winning this competition, and the key point lies in the third rule proposed by Huang Shang, which is not allowed to admit defeat in a hundred moves or half an hour...... In half an hour, the people of the Five Poisons Sect should have been killed, right? When the time comes, under the chaos, all kinds of poisons will be released, are you afraid that this old man will not move? In terms of rules. Isn't this a borrowed prop from him......
Thinking of this, Fang Jie raised his eyes and looked at the black forest in the southeast, and there was a little more confidence in his heart.
"Hey, little brother, what are you doing with your eyes!" Huang Sheng on the other side was already waiting impatiently, and couldn't help urging: "Fight quickly, don't forget, you only have half an hour." If you keep procrastinating, wait until the time is up. The old man won't spare you! ”
Fang Jie retracted his gaze, and after glancing at Huang Shang, he suddenly said loudly to the players around him very shamelessly: "Everyone, everyone has heard the rules just now, there must be a brave man under the so-called heavy reward, and he is willing to pay a million taels of gold now, if anyone can force the old man Huang away for him, this million taels of gold is yours!" Don't be afraid, this is not against the rules. Old Man Huang will not take the initiative to attack. If you don't use internal force, you can't die! ”
As soon as I heard this. Just listen to the "buzz". The audience immediately began to discuss. One million taels of gold. That's not a small amount. And think about it. If other players meddle in the matter. It doesn't seem like it's breaking the rules...... The crowd was hesitating. I only heard Huang Sheng scolding: "You little thing." Dare to cheat. It doesn't count, it doesn't count The third rule is one more point. Don't fake others! ”
Fang Jie didn't plan to take advantage of this flaw. However, he said unwillingly: "The loss of the predecessor is still a generation of grandmasters." It's clear that you're suddenly changing the rules now. Instead, they said that I was cheating...... Alas. That's it. Then add this one more. But...... But the seniors. You can't fool around anymore! ”
Huang Shang couldn't help but be stunned. The heart is obviously this kid's cheating. Why did this kid hit a rake in the end. Instead, he said that he was cheating? But think about it. Fang Jie's words seem to make sense. It's true that the rules weren't said well at the beginning. Now he regrets it. If it's an ordinary person, it's naturally not a big deal. But I'm a grandmaster. How can a generation of grandmasters go back on their word and make calculations?
With this in mind. Huang Sheng is about to promise not to change the rules. But just as he was about to speak, he held back his words. Carefully considered for a long time. I don't think there's anything to add to the after. Only then did he say in a deep voice: "Okay! Just as you say. Except for the rule just now. The old man no longer adds new land rules! Brat. Let the horses come! ”
As soon as I heard this. Fang Jie couldn't help but smile innocently. immediately ran to Huang Shangdi. Just as Huang Shang was concentrating and cheering up. Prepare for the time when the defense party is outstanding to recruit land. Fang Jie raised his eyes and smiled. He said with a grin: "Senior." There may be a rule that you didn't expect. I'll add one more for you. Just lift your feet and don't leave the place. It's not a loss. Right? ”
"Nonsense!" Huang Shang glared at Fang Jie impatiently. Then he seemed to remember his previous promise. His face was slightly red, and he said, "That's what I meant." Don't you kid pick a bone in an egg? ”
"Ha, that's good, that's good!" Fang Jie snorted, lowered his head and swept around, and under Huang Shang's puzzled gaze, he bent down and drew a circle at Huang Shang's feet with a branch.
This circle, not with both feet drawing the ground, but with one left foot and one with the right foot, while drawing, Fang Jie did not raise his head and said: "The senior's martial arts are superb, and he has made so many kids, how dare the kid get another inch, seniors rest assured, I have deliberately increased this circle, and the coil is more than an inch away from the edge of the footboard, and I will never embarrass my seniors!" ”
Hearing Fang Jie's words, Huang Shang's face suddenly turned red and white, and everyone present looked extremely strange, Fang Jie kept saying that he didn't want to embarrass Huang Shang, and said that he didn't dare to "get an inch", and he dared to love this inch? The so-called deliberately relaxed "more than an inch", what is the difference between that and a larger insoles? Such a harsh restriction, it is shameless and despicable for Fang Jie to say it so righteously and awe-inspiringly!
However, the party Fang Jie doesn't care so much, whether it's despicable or not. Shameless or not, anyway, he was originally fighting with an extremely unequal opponent, and he was an NPC, so he also talked about the principle of fairness of a fart, as long as he could get that palm cheats, he would naturally be careful and do everything...... Of course, this is the first step of Fang Jie's unscrupulous means. Pediatrics only.
Fang Jie didn't bother to pay attention to the disdainful gazes cast by the players around him, and after drawing the circle, he stood up and smiled while patting the dust on his hands: "Okay, everything is ready, seniors should be careful!" ”
"Humph!" Huang Shang was already about to lose his temper by Fang Jie, and snorted coldly: "Stinky boy, do you think you can draw two circles." The old man is doomed? Don't talk nonsense, if you can't make a hundred moves in half an hour, see how the old man cleans you up! ”
"Hey!" Fang Jie laughed secretly, and after taking a good stance, he stepped forward with his right foot, stood still in a buckle step, and bullied sideways at the same time, turning his hands into palms. Double-scribbled forward, and the left foot of the lower body kicked forward with a hook leg mixed with the sound of whirring wind. It is Taizu's long fist starting hand style double copy to seal the sky!
This pair of palms and kicks, whether it is strength or speed, is already the ultimate that Fang Jie can achieve, the surrounding spectators didn't see what was going on at all, his attack turned into an afterimage and shot out, seeing this scene, everyone in the audience couldn't help but be horrified, the eyes of the dark Huang Shang were really vicious, this person was really hidden. Even think. This person is even so powerful with Taizu's long fist, it can be imagined. Aren't other martial arts even more remarkable?
However, what makes everyone feel even more incredible is that. As soon as the afterimage came into contact with Huang Shang, it suddenly seemed to hit an iron wall, and suddenly turned into a real shadow, only to see Huang Shang lightly elbow with one hand, and after stopping Fang Jie's palms, he took advantage of the situation to the next grid, blocking the attack of the leg method, without waiting for Fang Jie to accept the move, with a flick of his wrist, he hooked Fang Jie's foot upward, Fang Jie's whole person was suddenly picked up in the air, lost his balance, and turned a few heels in the air before landing two feet away, although he didn't fall to the, but he was also extremely embarrassed.
After only one move, everyone present has already seen that even if Huang Shang only uses half of his strength, even if he does not use internal force, even if he does not take the initiative to attack, Fang Jie is still just a child in front of Huang Shang, and the other party can play with it as much as he wants, this is the gap in the realm, and it is not at all that some attribute level data can be distinguished.
"Yes, yes, speed and strength are good, I almost didn't stop the old man. There are still ninety-nine tricks! Huang Shangle looked at the local jie opposite and gave a comment that made people want to slap him.
Fang Jie grinned and rubbed his ankles, others only saw that he was picked off by Huang Shang, how did they know that Huang Shang was in that hook, and secretly used a claw method, if it wasn't for Huang Shang not using internal force, I'm afraid his left foot would be scrapped.
In fact, Fang Jie originally wanted to make a hard move with Huang Shang, by the way, to touch the situation and formulate the next combo plan, but Huang Shang didn't give him a chance at all, and he got him two feet away with one move, and there was no chance to catch the combo in the back...... Since the combo is not used, and the speed and strength of the move are no longer advantageous, then ......
"It's only up to me...... just a moment, Fang Jie made a plan, a very vicious, insidious, despicable, shameless and indecent plan that should be effective, only to see him lame, limping and limping in front of Huang Sheng again, until the tips of the two noses were about to touch together, Fang Jie came out coldly: "Old man, are you a rabbit?" ”
As soon as he finished saying this, without waiting for Huang Sheng and the others to understand, Fang Jie hurriedly jumped out of half a zhang, and then pointed at Huang Shang, spitting saliva wantonly, and scolded: "You are an incomplete evolved lifeform, an alien with a genetic mutation, a high school student in a kindergarten, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of the prostitute of Jade Girl Peak, a murderer with a clogged septic tank, a hippopotamus who was crushed by Noah's Ark, a chimpanzee with a yin and yang disorder, even Ruhua is ten times more handsome than you, and even a foolish aunt is a hundred times smarter than you, Even the extinct old nun has to take a detour when she sees you, an idiot can be your teacher, the mentally retarded can teach you to speak human, as long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst, and you want to immigrate to Mars to leave you......"
Fang Jie's scolding was a full five minutes, without a pause in between, and the Huang Shang on the other side had a face more beautiful than a rainbow, his eyes were red more terrifying than a volcanic eruption, his mouth was open enough to swallow three duck eggs in one bite, and the bones of his whole body crackled non-stop......
But! But he couldn't move, even if he moved, even if he lost, he could only let Fang Jie scold like this, and it was easy to find a gap, Huang Shang's face was pale, and his voice trembled word by word: "Stinky, stinky boy, you this, this trick is useless, you will continue to scold if you have a kind, after twenty minutes, if you can't win me, it will be your death, death!" ”
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