Chapter 436: Van Persie's Art Exhibition
The suspense of the game has been lost by this point.
When Arsenal are already in the lead, who else can turn the tables around?
Manchester United probably can't do it either!
Quaresma looked at the bald who had lost his heart, and for some reason, suddenly sympathized with the little old man who didn't have much hair.
Beckon is clearly a master tactician, and if Liverpool have a stronger squad, the Reds may not have a chance to pull off a miracle.
When Jinyuan football gradually became mainstream, the lineup often determined the final result to a large extent.
Liverpool, except for the excellent midfield, the rest are not too good at all.
Vegetables are original sin!
Isn't it?
However, sympathy is useless, and besides, there are so many losers at Quaresma's feet, and he can't sympathize with them at all.
Only by constantly advancing, winning, and winning honor is the king's way.
The rest of the game was played tastelessly, and the fans shouted for Benister's dismissal, which made the Liverpool players lose their fighting spirit, and Arsenal gradually controlled the ball.
However, at this time, Liverpool had no will to resist, and Arsenal was also playing happily, and even the idea of bloodbathing the soul of the opponent was gone.
In the end, the score was fixed at 0:2, and Arsenal, who were playing away, easily defeated Liverpool and eliminated their opponents to advance to the next round of the FA Cup.
As expected, there seemed to be nothing new in the game process, but this game has become the focus of public opinion.
The other FA Cup battles are naturally not too much to watch, and the clash between Liverpool and Arsenal is the game that fans are looking forward to.
And Quaresma's brace, isn't that a catchy title?
However, what really made the media almost climax was the slogan shouted by Liverpool's home fans to Benister, which was simply the most explosive news.
Liverpool fans can't stand Liverpool's poor record, they can't stand the team's powerlessness against Arsenal!
If you change to any big team, I am afraid there is no way to remain rational and calm during the low tide, not to mention that Liverpool has maintained the low tide for a long time......
"Liverpool fans rebelled, even if Liverpool's top management supports Benister, I'm afraid the sad Benist will have to leave!"
"If Benist is also sacked, then this is the first manager Quaresma has been sacked?"
"Actually, Liverpool are still playing well, if it wasn't for Quaresma, do you think Arsenal can win?"
'The problem is that there is only one Quaresma between Liverpool and Arsenal, and that's the fundamental reason why Benist and Arsene Wenger are so different!
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There was a heated discussion among the fans, but Arsenal will not pay attention to anything related to this game after the victory over Liverpool, after all, Benist is not out of class now, and it has nothing to do with them at all.
If Mourinho is out of class or Ferguson is out of class, then Arsenal may also focus on it, after all, their two teams can be regarded as Arsenal's most direct rivals, but Liverpool is not even qualified to compete with Arsenal now.
Quaresma will not be able to collect the achievement of "kicking the opponent's manager out of class", although there is some sympathy for Bei Bald to a certain extent, but it is not sad because of this, because after this game, Arsenal will go to challenge Blackburn Rovers away, and there is only a three-day interval between the two games, and the rest is not enough.
Therefore, public opinion from the outside world does not affect the Arsenal team at all, everyone is nervously preparing, and the game always has to be played one after another, but there is no opportunistic shortcut.
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However, at this tense time, Van Persie sent an invitation to all his teammates.
Invitations?
Is it so formal?
Looking at Van Persie with an extremely smug expression on his face, Quaresma's first reaction was that this thing might be getting married.
After all, the spring breeze was all written on his face.
However, thinking that Van Persie doesn't seem to have a fixed girlfriend all along, how can he say that he will get married when he gets married?
There is no such flash marriage in flash marriage!
So, is Van Persie's theme party?
Not only groping his chin, Quaresma only thought of such a possibility.
However, what almost made Quaresma's jaw drop was that Van Persie was not doing a theme party at all, but he was going to hold a solo exhibition!
Quaresma exploded on the spot!
If Van Persie was to be a mannequin, he would believe it, because these animals are incomparably strange and can do anything.
But if Van Persie held a solo exhibition, he wouldn't believe it.
Does this thing have that art germ?
He paints with his feet, huh?
Although many of the world's famous paintings are very abstract, like children's graffiti, Quaresma can't understand what's good at all, and it is possible that Van Persie also painted like children's graffiti, but Quaresma still doesn't think this product is like a mixed art circle.
However, the invitation is right in front of him, and every teammate has received it, so he shouldn't fool everyone, right?
If everyone goes to the exhibition together and finds that there is no such thing at all, then back on the training ground, they can kill Van Persie.
So, even with his doubts, Quaresma decided to find out.
"Are you sure it's an art exhibition, not some other strange thing?"
Some teammates have questioned Van Persie suspiciously.
"Of course, if it weren't for football, I would have been the Picasso of the Netherlands by now!" Van Persie patted his chest and looked extremely proud.
Quaresma really didn't know who gave him that much confidence, inflated a little too much.
The exhibition will take place just after Arsenal's match against Blackburn, and as is customary, the team will have a day off after the away game, so they can visit the exhibition together.
After some teasing, back home, Quaresma pondered.
This football world is already very strange, and no matter how strange things happen in front of our eyes, it doesn't seem to be surprising.
Merreles can see rap as life, so it seems logical that Van Persie can open an exhibition.
It seems that these guys are quite versatile.
The only doubt is that Mereles's rap costs lives, so is Van Persie's painting spicy and blind?
I don't know why, Quaresma was already a little frightened.
Because this possibility cannot be ruled out!
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In the away game against Blackburn, Quaresma was usually pressed to the bench by Arsene Wenger, and the reason was naturally the same old reason - poor fitness.
Quaresma doesn't have too many complaints about this, anyway, the opponent has been abused by Arsenal's starters, and it doesn't matter if he plays or not.
So, Quaresma sat on the bench for 90 minutes, while he ate two bananas.
Arsenal comfortably beat Blackburn Rovers and were in the hands of the Gunners throughout the game, with no waves at all.
While public opinion continues to hype Arsenal's undefeated, the Arsenal players have already gone to visit Van Persie's exhibition with great interest - no matter how the painting goes, let's talk about it first.
It wasn't until this time that Quaresma learned something he didn't know - it turned out that Van Persie really came from an artistic family.
Van Persie's father was a sculptor and his mother was a painter.
But who would have thought that Van Persie, who was supposed to follow the path his parents had walked to engage in art, would actually become a professional footballer, which really made everyone who knew about it sigh.
Speaking of which, there is a bit of superstition in this:
Before Van Persie was born, his father, Bob, met a goddess, a witch, who took the initiative to talk to Bob and told him that he could foresee the future and that his next child would be a boy.
As an artist, Bob is naturally interested in the unknown, so he asks the witch more about his son's future.
Then the witch tells Bob that your son is not destined to be interested in school, reading or art, and that his future is on the football field, and he will become a superstar admired by the whole world.
Then, Van Persie became what he is now.
It's hard to say whether Van Persie's fate was the way it was, or whether the prophecy changed Van Persie's fate, and he's now part of Arsenal anyway, and while he's still some way from the world's admired superstar, it's not too far off.
Of course, the prophecy is that while playing football, Van Persie is still very interested in painting, although it cannot be compared with his mother, a professional painter, but it is not too bad, and he can still get it.
This is probably the reason why Van Persie wants to hold an art exhibition.
Pace London Gallery, this is where Van Persie holds his solo exhibition, and holding an exhibition here requires a lot of expenses, and Quaresma really doubts that Van Persie's art exhibition can make this expense - it is not impossible to run an art exhibition without making money, and he still has to put money in it, right?
The teammates laughed and chatted with Van Persie for a while, and then stopped bothering Van Persie, after all, Van Persie is the protagonist today, and there are many things that need to be done.
Quaresma didn't come empty-handed, he bought a painting by a well-known modern painter as a gift for Van Persie.
And he also decided to wait until he left, buy one of Van Persie's paintings, and cheer for the scene!
Well, as long as Van Persie doesn't mark a sky-high price......
Walking into the exhibition, Quaresma felt a little deserted, except for his teammates frolicking, not many people seemed to come to watch.
If Van Persie's status as a professional player is used as a gimmick to attract audiences, then many Arsenal fans will come to visit and support their players in an all-round way!
But Van Persie may not be too embarrassed, anyway, there is no news in the media, after all, football and art are completely two circles - like FIFA, the combination of football and Mozart, there is no such thing, only one brain is enough, isn't it?
In any case, Quaresma still admires Van Persie, on the one hand, he admires his versatility, and on the other hand, he admires that no matter how bad his painting is, he has the courage to hold an exhibition......
"I'm Nima!"
"Am I right?"
"Robin can, it's actually this kind of art exhibition!"
"I knew Robin had this hobby, so I asked him to help me draw a little!"
"I'll pick a pair and buy it first, don't rob me with me!"
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The teammates in front of him suddenly shouted, as if they had seen something incredible, and Quaresma, who was following behind, did not know why, and hurried forward to see what was going on.
"I'm Nima!"
Quaresma let out the same sentiment as his teammates.
Sure enough, it's a game of art, and the paintings on the wall are really special art - art is so bad that there is not a single piece of clothing on the body......
Quaresma, like his teammates, suddenly fell into infinite emotion.
As far as the eye can see, it's a human body photo, and it's a girl's body photo.
There are sketches of the human body, and there are oil paintings, but no matter what they are drawn with, the content is all the same—the female body.
Quaresma is about to kneel for Van Persie!
Where did he find a model?
Quaresma suddenly came up with an absurd idea - every time Van Persie brought back a girl from a hunt, after the clouds and rain stopped, he would paint a picture first, regardless of anything else, and then talk about it - over time, the number of paintings was enough for an exhibition......
Quaresma felt that this kind of speculation was extremely likely, otherwise Van Persie would be busy training and competing, and he would be busy dating girls, and if he didn't focus on his better girls, how would he have time to find models!
After the amazement, Quaresma slowly admired it, anyway, this can be classified as art, can it?
I have to admit that although Quaresma may not see how high Van Persie's paintings are, at least the painters are passable, which is quite like that!
The style of painting is not abstract at all, most of the girls in the picture are vivid, and even the private parts can be seen clearly.
Even from an artistic point of view, Quaresma has a dry mouth!
The girls on each portrait are different, and even some of them have seen and have a little impression of Quaresma, the young model that Van Persie took away from him at the last theme party was on it, which obviously confirmed Quaresma's previous speculation.
The girls in the painting are all in some kind of close relationship with Van Persie......
That's kind of fun!
I don't know if these girls know that their works painted by Van Persie appeared in Van Persie's exhibition in such a grand manner, and were eagerly worn by all the men who visited......
can't help but laugh evilly, no wonder the last time Eboue and others complained about Van Persie's ML for a long time, it turns out that there is a story in it!
Maybe Van Persie's real ML time is only a few minutes, and the rest of the time turns out to be drawing for others, I'm afraid everyone has been deceived by Van Persie!
Watching Van Persie's art with great interest, he walked leisurely, but suddenly Quaresma was stunned in front of a painting.
The girl in this painting is very tall, fair-skinned, and her sultry posture is full of temptation.
But that's not the point, the point is, this girl is very famous!
Abbie Clancy
Liverpool striker Crouch's girlfriend, a very well-known lingerie model!
Oh my God, that's a big melon!
Quaresma couldn't help but hold his forehead, he felt that the situation was a little out of control!
Didn't Van Persie know that Clancy was Crouch's girlfriend?
When did Van Persie paint this picture?
If it was painted before Clancy and Crouch got together, that's fine, but after that, it's really hilarious!
Anyway, Crancy's nude portrait just appeared in front of everyone, and God knows if Crouch would go crazy.
But I have to say that Clancy's figure is really good, and Quaresma is there, and she is amazed.
The other teammates also saw this, and their expressions were as excited as paparazzi, this is definitely a story worth gossiping!
"Clancy is really beautiful, I just don't know if I have a chance with her!"
"Go back and ask Van Persie what it's like to be Clancy!"
"Crouch, can you really handle Clancy?"
"Van Persie still has a set!"
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Everyone was discussing enthusiastically, if Van Persie wasn't here, I was afraid that he would be pressed to the ground and tortured by this group of animals.
And then, a group of cattle fought!
The reason is simple, they all want to take this nude painting of Clancy with them, even if it is the most expensive of all the paintings in the exhibition, they don't care at all.
You want it, I want it, that belonging?
Whoever can fight will belong?
I don't care that this is a gallery full of art, a few guys have a big fight, and after a while, their noses and faces are swollen!
Van Persie rushed to hear the sound and couldn't help laughing when he learned what had happened.
"What's there to grab here!"
"I still have several more in my house!"
"Last time I drew her for three days!"
"I'll give you a pair when I go back, as long as you like it!"
Van Persie's left everyone stunned.
Painted for three days?
How did you do that?
A few animals got up from the ground, couldn't help the pain in their eggs, and they did it in vain!
If it weren't for Van Persie's promise to send one by one, then it must be Van Persie who is being beaten now.
Time passed quickly, and after admiring all of Van Persie's work with an artistic eye, Quaresma left the exhibition with his teammates.
The next day, when Van Persie came to the training base, he sneaked up in the dressing room and launched a painting with Clancy as a model, as long as everyone went to visit the exhibition yesterday, even Quaresma.
Looking at the beautiful body art painting in his hand, Quaresma couldn't help but laugh.
It's certainly no problem to take it, but the point is, where to hang it yourself?
It's definitely not appropriate to hang it in the living room, and it's not good in the room, so hang it in the toilet? - That's even weirder!
Well, Quaresma silently accepted the painting, and could only pray that one day Van Persie's artistic achievements would skyrocket and his works would appreciate in value, just like Picasso!
Anyway, there is a painter in the Arsenal team, and it seems that he can improve Arsenal's taste, which is better than those local tyrants and nouveau riche, which is called historical heritage!
However, at this time, the "Sun" exposed this lace news, and I don't know if a reporter got into Van Persie's art exhibition, or if someone familiar with the matter broke the news, anyway, Van Persie has Clancy's body painting.
Van Persie paints nude portrait of Liverpool's fierce girlfriend
"Crouch, Clancy, Van Persie, three people have to say relationship"
"Confirmation: Clancy didn't forget to hook up with Van Persie while dating Crouch"
How many cuckolds did Clancy give Crouch? 》
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Liverpool and Arsenal have just played a big game, and Liverpool has lost completely;
Now in the relationship between men and women, it seems that Van Persie has taken advantage of Crouch;
Unlike other gossip that catches the wind, this time the "Sun" put the high-definition picture of Clancy's picture on the newspaper, and it is still in special color!
There is simply no way to hide it!
Of course, in fact Van Persie has nothing to hide, because it is not his girlfriend at all!
God knows how fierce Crouch and Clancy will be at this time, the reporters who smelled the fishy smell surrounded Crouch's home, and even outside the Liverpool training base, it was also full of reporters, in Quaresma's opinion, this posture was comparable to a friend's wife's door!
"That's not Clancy, that woman just happens to look like Clancy!"
"I don't have any problems with my relationship with Clancy, it won't be affected in any way!"
"I'm clarifying, Clancy and Van Persie don't know each other at all!"
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Crouch pleaded over and over again, but his heart was dripping blood.
It's a beep dog!
That woman is unreasonable!
After being with herself, she had a record of stealing from her ex-boyfriend Joe Cole, and she forgave her generously, but she actually intensified!
Damn it!
No matter how Crouch argues, he is on the verge of becoming the laughing stock of English football, both in the entertainment industry and in the fashion industry!
Quaresma can't take care of that kind of chicken feathers, he just wants to give Van Persie a thumbs up.
It is estimated that the feud between Van Persie and Crouch is over!
If you can't get the next matchup against Liverpool, the possibility of Crouch not saying a word and shoveling Van Persie is huge!
Of course, the premise is that Van Persie can start and play.
It's good that Crouch is not at Arsenal, otherwise this is not a copy of the friend's wife!
It's just that the Friendship Wife Gate has not yet appeared, and it should be said that the Friendship Wife Gate is a copy of this time!
Since Van Persie has taken advantage, he has not done anything desperately, and has never given any interviews.
If he revealed the fact that it was Clancy himself in an interview, then it is estimated that Crouch could really storm the Kearney training base and kill Van Persie!
There was still laughter on Arsenal's training ground, and this time they could be regarded as eating melons at close range, which was really sweet!
If nothing else, Clancy's body portrait alone brought a few sleepless nights to a few animals!
However, Quaresma couldn't help but wonder if Van Persie took out the paintings at the exhibition, so how many paintings did Van Persie not take out?
Are there some people who can't be seen?
So, whose paintings are hidden?
I can't think about this anymore, if I don't get it, it's a big earthquake, which is comparable to Mr. Chen's camera in my previous life......
It doesn't matter so much, as long as there is no Emma!
For the rest, love whoever whom!
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