"Eh, eh, your skills are not good, how can you beat it according to your style of play, this is a trick, come, give me the phone, let you see what is called real high play, this kind of metal slug, I can clear the customs with one coin when I am in the fifth grade of elementary school!"

While speaking, Tang Hao had already walked to Yu Ji's side and reached out to get the phone.

"Don't!" Yu Ji hurriedly turned around, lowered her head, and protected her mobile phone in her arms, she would still play.

"I'll call you."

"If you say it, don't do it, I will play it myself!"

"But this is my phone."

"I don't care!"

"Oh, don't make a fuss."

"Don't make a fuss...... Look, it's dead again, it's all yours who did it. ”

"You're unreasonable......"

"I'm not being reasonable, anyway, you're going to get out!"

The two of them were pulling and pulling there, Tang Hao was about to lie on Yu Ji, Yu Ji didn't seem to pay attention, just like a hen protecting her cubs, she was protecting her mobile phone, but Tang Hao, as Yu Ji shook her head, her long hair floated in front of her eyes, and the fragrant wind gusted, only then did she notice that the posture of the two at the moment was a little ambiguous, and his arm was crossed several times on Yu Ji's chest.

The car was really caught off guard.

Tang Hao couldn't help but feel hot in his heart, and suddenly found that compared to playing games, it seems that "grabbing games to play" itself is very interesting.

was hesitating, whether to continue grabbing, suddenly, there was a voice in his ears from Yukino.

"It's too bad, big stupid, you did it on purpose, right?"

Huh?

Tang Hao was taken aback, is the live broadcast still on?

These days, he is mainly recuperating from his injuries, and Yu Ji is addicted to games and can't extricate himself, an alloy slug has been playing for a few days and nights, so that he doesn't even have a chance to touch his mobile phone once, and he doesn't know that the live video is not turned off.

In other words, how many days and nights has this video been opened?

Thinking about it like this, Tang Hao was embarrassed to grab it again, after all, it would damage his image of Wei Guangzheng.

"Something deliberate, it's just a coincidence." Of course, Tang Hao knew what Xue Nai's mouth meant by intention, and hurriedly refuted.

Yu Ji turned around and gave him a strange look, "Who are you talking to?" ”

"Stupid dick netizen."

"Oh." Yu Ji answered, and immediately lowered her head to play her game again. On the first night of Tang Hao's injury, she had already learned about the existence of the chat room from the other party, although she didn't know the specific situation, but as long as she used this mobile phone, she could have a conversation with the person on the other end.

She didn't care, anyway, as long as Tang Hao didn't bother her to play games.

"You're a stupid dick netizen!" Xue Nai sneered.

"Why am I stupid?"

"It's just a stupid dick.,I don't know how to grasp such a good opportunity just now.,Hui.,You said yes?"

"Hmm." Megumi Kato answered softly.

Tang Hao was stunned for a moment, Xue Nai and his own personality were impulsive, and it was normal for him to mock each other, anyway, he often mocked her Pingnai, but Megumi Kato can be regarded as his confidante, and he even said so, is he really stupid?

Is it the opportunity to rub the oil just now?

But if it weren't for Xue Nai's sudden voice, he would have been able to keep rubbing it cool.

Tang Hao was stunned, he couldn't see the expression on the other side, but when he turned on the live broadcast, he could see clearly on the other side, and found that he hadn't understood it yet, so Kato Megumi said with the intention of "helping others", "Big stupid, do you think Yu Ji is a very unreasonable person?" ”

"Uh...... Although the temper is a little short-tempered, it is not so unreasonable, but, isn't it the nature of women to be unreasonable? ”

"You're prejudiced!" Yukino Road.

Megumi Kato said: "Although it is true that women are sometimes unreasonable, but this also depends on the situation, even if it is a girl who is rude and willful, she will not show an unreasonable side to strangers or even annoying people, after all, for girls, another interpretation of unreasonableness is coquettishness." ”

"Spoiled?"

Tang Hao was stunned, that is to say, was Yu Ji coquettish to herself just now? But it doesn't look like it at all, shouldn't you be coquettish?

Megumi Kato: "Girls with different personalities will have different ways of being coquettish, some are birds, some are soft-spoken, which one do you think Yu Ji will be?" ”

"I don't think it's possible either." Tang Hao tried to make up for it, whether it was a little bird or a soft talk, it was not in line with Yu Ji's character, with the essence of her irascible sister, even if she really wanted to be coquettish, it would probably be to get out of the way and die, you are so annoying, such a quality three.

Uh, that's it......

Megumi Kato sighed, "So, you don't know anything about girls." ”

"Why are you so skilled?"

"Because I'm a girl, too."

"But I don't think I've ever seen you coquettish."

"Occasionally, I still do it in front of my family, but my peers, after all, there is no one who can make me spoiled."

"Hmm......" Tang Hao thought for a moment, "So I missed an opportunity to improve my favorability?" So, how do you do that? ”

"Well, it's not like I can't tell you ......."

"Say it quickly."

"I'll have to wait for you to speak first."

"What am I opening?"

"Of course, when did you call your wife?"

As soon as he heard this, Tang Hao suddenly rolled his eyes, and felt that Megumi Kato had been coquettish and willful with him for a long time, just for this sentence.

"Yes, yes, call wife, we're all impatient."

"If I don't call my wife again, I'm going to die."

"Have you forgotten the gambling contract on the shore of Daming Lake? Soup day. ”

Have these guys even seen Huanzhu Gege, and are they still on the shore of Daming Lake? But then again...... Tang Hao subconsciously glanced at Yu Ji who was playing a game with her head down, although it was a bit ashamed to call her wife a hundred times in a row, but after all, it was not the first time she had met, and Yu Ji liked herself and it was not bad, so as long as she said it was a joke afterwards, she would not beat herself up.

And Yu Ji still seems to be a tsundere, as the so-called straight ball is tsundere, if you are lucky, after a hundred wives, you will directly bring up the last bit of favorability, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?

Thinking of this, Tang Hao suddenly felt a little moved, and was about to clear his throat......

Suddenly—

"Wait, I don't think so!"

The voice of the assistant.

"Why not?" This time, Tang Hao was stunned.

"yes, why not?"

"We've been waiting for this hundred wives for a long time."

Others were equally puzzled.

"Ahem......" Makise Hongliqi cleared her throat and said, "Actually, we all ignore a problem, I occasionally checked it before, and found that the word wife is often used in China and a few Eastern countries that are influenced by Chinese culture, while in Western countries, husbands do not use this word when they call their wives." ”

So, I searched on the Internet again, and finally found that this word originated from the Northern Song Dynasty poet Wang Jinqing, and one of his poems mentioned that "my wife is anxious to persuade each other". Since then, the word wife has gradually transformed into a title for wife, and Da Ben Dan is in the Great Qin era at the moment, in other words, the word wife has not been clearly defined at all. If he really shouted at Yu Ji like this, Yu Ji would either look confused and didn't know what he was talking about, or he thought he was calling his old woman and might beat him to death in a fit of rage. ”

it!

Tang Hao was startled, almost breaking out in a cold sweat...... For a young and beautiful woman, calling her an old woman a hundred times in a row, coupled with Yu Ji's irascible personality, although Tang Hao didn't think she would beat herself to death, it should be very possible that he couldn't take care of himself for ten days and half a month.

At the same time, there was a burst of exclamations in the chat room.

"There's something else going on, I don't know."

"It turns out that the word wife has been around for so long?"

"Actually, here in Japan, we also use the word wife a lot."

"After all, a lot of Japanese culture was passed down from China, and it's normal that you don't know about it."

"Actually, don't talk about the Japanese, even if many Chinese don't know the specific origin of the word wife."

"It's a good thing that the assistant mentioned it, otherwise we would have ignored it."

"Assistant, are you a genius!"

"Well, it's just common sense......"

Maise Hong Liqi said modestly, indeed, this is just common sense, but if such common sense is not deliberately Baidu, who will know, at least Tang Hao didn't realize this at all, Maise Hong Liqi can investigate so clearly, it can be regarded as a heart.

Then, the key question......

"So, now isn't the time to call your wife?"

"Then at least we have to wait until Yu Ji realizes the meaning of the word wife."

"I'm not going to say that." Tang Hao hurriedly shook his head and refused, first tell Yu Ji's wife's consciousness, this intention is too obvious, didn't Xu Fu say it, he can't be in a hurry.

"Well, that's where things get troublesome, and we'll have to change the form of the bet a little bit......"

As Megumi Kato's words fell, the chat room fell into a brief silence.

Finally, Yakumo Zi's voice suddenly sounded, "The two keys to this bet are mainly the occasion and time, so let's set the time until the end of this copy of Da Bendan, whatever time he chooses to shout, and the occasion is up to us to decide, how?" ”

Tang Hao thought about it for a while, and it seemed to be okay.

Then Mikoto Misaka asked, "Then, is it okay to wait for the big stupid to return to Chaldea two thousand years later and shout at Mustard Hinako?" ”

"Okay, as long as he hasn't left that world before that."

Tang Hao's eyes lit up suddenly, it seems that no matter how you look at it, it is much easier to shout at Mustard Hinako for his wife than at Yu Ji.

"Okay, I accept it!" Tang Hao immediately responded, in order to prevent them from repenting.

Yakumo Zi also smiled, "Then it's decided, and it's up to us to decide how to shout when the time comes." ”

"Wait!" Suddenly, someone asked another question, "Is Mustard Hinako considered Yu Ji?" ”

"Nonsense!" Tang Hao immediately retorted, "Isn't Lu Xun Zhou Shuren!" ”