Chapter 2: I'm Not a Warrior
Cracking sound!
The weather in June is like a child's face, saying that it is wind and rain.
It was sunny a moment ago, and suddenly it was cloudy.
The raindrops the size of beans fell like beans, and dark clouds covered the sky and the sun, and the sky and the earth were dark.
From time to time, thunderbolts roar and flicker, reflecting the earth, cities, and high-rise buildings...... A silvery light.
"It's thundering, it's raining, hurry up and put away your clothes!" Wang Zi was still wandering around the street gracefully, but the next moment he screamed and hurriedly ran.
His clothes are still hanging out!
His drunkard dad was so drunk all day long that it was impossible to count on him.
As soon as he got home, he saw the clothes on the balcony fluttering back and forth in the wind, and he was about to fly out.
He rushed into the house in one go, and there were crooked bottles of wine everywhere, and the smell of wine was so strong that people wanted to vomit.
Inside the room lay a figure, snoring loudly.
Wang Zi covered his nose, stepped over the garbage on the ground, and began to pack up his clothes and fold them one by one.
Before it was finished, a strange wind with a fishy smell whistled in.
The sun-dried sheets rolled over and covered him inside.
"Close the door! The rain is blowing in......" Sweet dream was awakened, and the voice of the disgruntled father came from inside.
"Got it!" Wang Zi replied in a muffled voice and lifted the sheet covering his head.
A great shadow fell overhead, accompanied by a pungent smell of sulfur.
He instinctively glanced up, and the next moment he froze in place, "discolored" in shock......
Eye!
A huge vertical eye, scarlet pupils like a black hole devouring all the light in the world, greedy, vicious, covetous......
"Monster! Help me! ”
"Gensokyo's monsters have invaded reality! Come on! ”
"Someone, someone!"
……
A crowd of panicked life-saving voices can be heard from the street below, accompanied by the screeching of car horns.
As soon as the evil dragon appeared, the invisible dragon power was frightened and collapsed on the ground.
There is also a fishy smell of saliva falling, corroding the cement road into large pits, and the poisonous gas is stinking.
Click......
Wang Zi's neck seemed to have severe cervical spondylosis, and every time he twisted, he heard the bone joints clicking, and he looked up little by little.
The huge body of the giant python stretched to the sky, and the scale claws were faintly seen in the dark clouds, and the tail flickered, stirring the dark clouds rolling, the wind and rain howled, and the thunder and lightning flashed, reflecting a huge body that could not see the head but the tail.
A huge head with a long neck poked out of the clouds high in the sky, with a single horn soaring into the sky, the vertical eyes in the center of the eyebrows and Wang Zi stared straight at each other, without the slightest human emotion, and the human-like face was only completely cold, cruel, and greedy......
Every time the one eye blinked, the light between heaven and earth also flickered and flickered, and the light and darkness were intertwined.
……
Dragons, it's dragons!
Wang Zi shouted frantically in his heart.
The dragon sees the head but does not see the end.
There is a god, with a human face and a snake body, and his eyes are straight. Its eyes are obscure, and its sight is clear. No food, no sleep, no rest, wind and rain are confessions, candles are nine yin, and it is called candle dragon.
The dragon can be big and small, and it can rise and hide; The big one is the clouds and the fog, and the small one is hidden and hidden; The rising is soaring between the universe, and the hidden is lurking in the waves.
……
Countless records about dragons flashed in Wang Zi's heart.
The malice in the candle dragon's one-eyed eyes was undisguised, getting thicker and thicker, and the invisible but real chill made him stiff and unable to move.
What to say? What to say?
The huge crisis shrouded him, Wang Zi shouted frantically in his heart, so he forcibly pulled his face and squeezed out a smile, "Brother Long, you recognized the wrong person!" I don't have the surname Ye, and I'm not a dragon! ”
"Huh?" The candle dragon tilted his head, his mouth opened, and the fishy smell in his mouth was like a gas that had been thickened ten thousand times, and the upside-down teeth were as sharp as blades, bursting into cold light, and gradually approaching.
The next moment, Wang Zi will be swallowed into his stomach and bitten into a meat puree.
"What a big breath! What beautiful teeth! Can you eat a hundred of me in one bite? ”
At such a dangerous time, Wang Zi's mind was blank, and even crossed a ridiculous thought.
Life does not die, and there is no end to complaining.
What am I thinking?
What to do? What must be done?
Otherwise, the next moment the little life will be gone.
So Wang Zi really stretched out his hand, he touched the bridge of the candle dragon's nose as tall as a mountain, and forced a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Brother Long, what did you do with your nose there, it's really good!" ”
“???” A slight doubt appeared in the candle dragon's vertical pupils, not understanding what this ant-like humble human was talking about.
The tentacles are all wet.
Wang Zi's hand couldn't help but move and scratched......
Squeak, squeak......
"Hmph......" The dragon's nose itched for a while, and he suddenly sneezed.
The next moment, a gust of fishy wind whistled like a thirty-level typhoon, and Wang Zi's face was blown out of shape in an instant, and he flew out like a broken sandbag.
Doors and windows are shattered, furniture is crumbling, and fabrics are flying...... It's a mess everywhere.
Weakly paralyzed in a ruin, Wang Zi's mind was dizzy, his eyes were full of blood, and his body was as if he had been run over by a tractor, and his bones and flesh were scattered.
Raising his eyelids weakly, he saw the dragon's mouth open, and there was a red flame condensing, like magma surging in a volcano, and the next moment it was about to erupt in a burst of brains, destroying the entire world.
At this time, Wang Zi's mind was blank again, and he thought of a legend that had been circulating in Gensokyo for a long time.
"Dragons are the strongest creatures, they can spray dragon breath, they can fly in the air, and they can even use all kinds of innate spells, they are terrifying beings beyond imagination......"
The legend is not a lie!
I'm going to die!
But how could I, a weak chicken with a source power of 1, suddenly encounter a monster like a dragon that is completely beyond comprehension in Gensukyo?
It's not scientific!
Even if you haven't become a warrior, can't you hide from becoming a dragon's ration?
Damn it......
Wang Zi was unwilling, really unwilling, and the exhaustion and powerlessness that welled up in the depths of his body gradually engulfed him, and he couldn't do anything.
Seeing that he was about to pass out completely, a dark figure appeared in his vision, standing in front of him, blocking the blinding flames.
is obviously a rickety, but at this moment it looks extremely tall.
"Who is it?" Wang Zi only felt that the back was extremely familiar, and the next moment his head tilted, and his consciousness fell into boundless darkness.
……
"Did he wake up?"
"Not yet!"
"How's the life trait?"
"It's a miracle! Obviously he was so seriously injured, and now he is almost back to the same as an ordinary person! ”
"It's not surprising, it's ...... after all"
……
In the haze, Wang Zi heard a strange sound, which woke him up from his dead sleep.
Am I still alive?
He struggled to open his eyes, and saw a middle-aged man in a black suit talking to a doctor in a white coat, and his hair was dazzlingly bright.
Wang Zi looked around and found himself in a strange environment, like a high-class ward, with only a hospital bed where he was lying.
The walls and floors on all sides are waxed and shiny.
He moved slightly, and couldn't help but snort in pain.
Only then did he realize that there was no place in his body that did not hurt, and he had been bandaged like a mummy, revealing only a slit on his face, and his eyes were blinking dryly.
"Director, President! Look, he's awake! A nurse noticed Wang Zi's movement and shouted.
"Awake? Pay attention to the characteristics of life! The white-coated doctor came over and commanded.
"Yes, Director!"
The doctor and nurse were busy with Wang Zi for a while, and it was not until they were sure that there was nothing abnormal, and then the doctor nodded to the Mediterranean man on the side.
"Warrior, are you awake?" The Mediterranean man walked over and said with a concerned expression.
"Warriors? Who are you talking about? Wang Zi was a mush.
"It's you, classmate Wang Zi! Don't you remember anything? "It's no surprise that the Mediterranean man keeps smiling.
"No, I'm not!" Wang Zi instinctively shook his head.
Joke!
He only remembered one dragon appearing at the door, nothing else.
How can I be a warrior?
Uncle Mediterranean, you recognize the wrong person!
The Mediterranean man tried his best to smile kindly, looking at Wang Zi's eyes as if he was looking at a priceless treasure that had not yet been discovered, and said step by step: "Classmate Wang, think about it again!" You know, you're not only a warrior, you're also a self-awakening genius! ”
Talented? Warrior?
I'll go, what a terrible noun!
Once you become such a person, you will encounter countless other people's targeting and hostility, and wherever you go, someone will come up to pretend to be forced to slap your face, and you will never be at peace again.
"No, I'm not! You're absolutely... Definitely the wrong person! Wang Zi's head shook like a rattle, as if he wanted to throw out the nightmarish words he had just heard out of his mind.
"Don't panic! As a natural warrior, the natural awakening just now is like this! The Mediterranean man said reluctantly.
Why can't you understand people?
Wang Zidu was about to cry, and his sorrow rose from his heart.
A hysterical shout echoed throughout the ward.
"I'm not a warrior!! ……”