Nothing more than this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Ruoshui with great gratitude: "Brother Shui, don't say anything, good brother!" ”

"Who is with whom we brothers?" Ruoshui patted Lao Wu's shoulder and said: "Third Master, I am known as the saint of the world, and my subordinates have a record of hundreds of beheadings, but now although I wash my hands in a golden basin and cultivate my self-cultivation, I no longer go to the flowers to mix." But since it is a brother in difficulty, I can't say that the third master has to go out of the mountain again and accompany you to this troubled water. ”

“…… Is it so exaggerated, don't just brag, none of the men I know don't brag that they are saints, and as a result, most people can't even find a girlfriend, and they tremble when they see a girl's legs. Lao Wujian Ruoshui said it impassionedly, and his chest was patted like King Kong in estrus, and he suddenly became a little suspicious.

"Damn, your uncle doesn't believe me, think about it, the third master and I are all people with wives, will you be the kind of rookie you said who can only brag? If you don't believe me, go ask Peaches, ask her if my wife is not on time. Besides, I don't even have to go to work now, I rely on my wife to work in the company, it's not that I am strong, can ordinary people enjoy this kind of treatment? Use your pig brain and think about it! ”

"That's that, Boss Water, what kind of cow are you, of course it's different from those guys." It's nothing more than that, and nodded in agreement, when Ruoshui said this, he felt that it really made sense, at least this guy was a guy with a prospective wife, and the grade of those friends he knew who could only brag was completely different, so he didn't dare to express his doubts anymore, so he cautiously slapped him a few more sycophants, which made Shuishui's mood a little better.

"Well, for the sake of you being so well-behaved, I won't pay attention to the nonsense you talked about just now, let's say, how do you want me to help you?"

"This, I...... I haven't figured out whether I should say this or not" Lao Wu was asked, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence, which made Ruoshui contempt for a while, "Damn, it's still a master, I think the chick is the chick, isn't it quite fierce when you PK fight monsters, why do you become a quail now?" Isn't it just a confession, although it's more embarrassing for you to say that you like it first, but it's not even more embarrassing to like it but not say it? ”

"But I don't know what I'm thinking! We've only known each other for less than a month. Although Lao Wu's words are a bit strong, but there is also some truth, Ruoshui did not argue with him, but touched his chin and said: "There is some truth in what you say, although there is still an extreme case of love at first sight in the world, but I believe that it has not happened to you, everyone has known each other for a long time, and it is more difficult to figure out your mind with these ten days...... However, when Huahua was surrounded by mermaids that day, I saw that something was a little wrong with you, and then when she encountered danger in the storm, she also rushed up as soon as her brain was hot, tsk, if you look at it according to my old man's experience for so many years, if it is not for the special relationship between the two of you, then it should be that you are a little sincere to her, otherwise it will not become that stupid virtue. ”

"Didn't I save you too, and I'm interesting to you if you say that?" It was nothing more than a hesitant retort.

"Damn, were you impulsive like that when you saved me? At that time, it is estimated that you rushed to the top without thinking at all, and you said yourself, is there a difference? ”

"That's right." It's nothing more than a sudden realization.

"That is to say, if you and others are not the kind of relationship between brothers and sisters, it should be an ordinary relationship between men and women, may I ask nothing more than that, classmates, choose A or B?"

"Damn, we didn't know each other before that chance encounter in Jinling, so the brother and sister relationship came."

"That's the love of ordinary men and women, right? Isn't that the end of it! Ruoshui slapped his thigh in the case of closing the case, giving Lao Wu a very certain answer.

"Actually, that's what I want in my heart, but when you say that, I'm sure of it!" Lao Wuyi grabbed Ruoshui's hand and said, "Good brother, sure enough, you know me better!" Since that's the case, Brother Shui, you must help me catch up with Huahua, I'm still young, I don't have much experience, it's all up to you, big brother! ”

"Well, good brother, since you are really interested in Huahua, the third master and I will also let it go, if my own brother doesn't help, who will I help?"

It's just that I'm so grateful that I almost shed tears, "Brother Shui, you are really interesting enough, say, how do you plan to help me?" ”

""Seventy-two Changes in Conversation", "Beauty Needs a Bad Man", "Sexual Encounters - A Man's Lifelong Desire", "Ancestral Invincible Pickle Girl Cheats" ......" In nothing more than such a dull gaze, Ruoshuikou reported a large number of book titles, "These are all out-of-print boutiques, the third master sees that your bones are wonderful, and you are a genius of pickling girls, and in the future, it is up to you to claim justice, maintain world peace and save the vast number of women compatriots and in dire straits, so these treasures are cheap to sell you, 10,000 taels of a book, I'll mail it to you later, you study hard for a year and a half, disguise yourself as a prince charming-like creature, and then directly tell Huahua that you like her It's OK. ”

It's nothing more than that, while spraying blood, he put Ruoshui off the ink painting bed with one foot, "Get out, I'm blind, I actually believe you this **!" ”

If the water thief smiled and flew up from the other side, he pretended to be serious and said to Lao Wu, "You don't want any of these good things?" Hey, young man, picking up girls is like learning the Tao, you have to lay a good foundation, but you can't be too high. ”

"Come with me less, can you do something practical?"

"Oh, I'm really in a hurry, okay, the third master will show you the way." Ruoshui saw that he was almost amused, so he calmed down and began to sincerely help nothing more than this to help the great cause of love.

"Judging from the current situation, the process of chasing Huahua is nothing more than the following possibilities, first, Huahua has a boyfriend, and the little couple is affectionate and loving, so you have to go to the knife to win love, which is a relatively difficult task, even if I am helping you, with your IQ...... Tsk, I'm not going to say anything. Second, Huahua doesn't have a boyfriend, and you are just one of her many suitors, at this time, you have to rely on the help of the third master, how can I let you hook up together, in order to reflect the strength of this great love saint, so if this is the case, you can rest assured, wrapped up in the third master. Third, Huahua doesn't have a boyfriend, although there are suitors, but she also has a little meaning to you, as long as you strike while the iron is hot under the careful guidance + passion of this great love saint, you can capture Huahua's heart in one fell swoop, and finally make a happy and happy ending. ”

"Will there be other possibilities, such as the possibility that Huahua fell in love with me at first sight and finally rushed to chase me."

"Rookie, peeing according to your virtue first! This great love saint is very responsible to tell you, in the world, women chasing men this kind of thing, in addition to happening to some dinosaurs, only those rookies who have not even pulled the girl's hand to write YY books will appear in the plot, if you want to wait for the girl to take the initiative to chase you, you are ready to fight a lifetime of singles! ”

It's nothing more than that, only to say yes in a row, and then asked Ruoshui with a smile: "Love is love saint, Niu Bi is Niu Bi!" Then Brother Shui, what should I do next? ”

Quite satisfied with this attitude, Ruoshui nodded approvingly and said: "Count your kid lucky, according to the third master's report, Huahua shouldn't have a boyfriend for the time being, so you don't have to do such a difficult thing as snatching love with a knife." Although the suitors in her school can be lined up from the door of the dormitory to the train station, we can also be regarded as the first to get the moon in the game, so you just need to follow the instructions of the love saint step by step, and it is easy to catch up with Huahua! ”

Lao Wu's saliva flowed down at that time, "Then you say, what should I do in the first step?" ”

"You don't need to ask, of course, let her remember you first!"

"You wait a minute, I'll take a note first...... Let her remember me first, no, Shuishui, haven't I known her for a long time, and I'm also very familiar, didn't she remember me for a long time. ”

"How else to say that you are a chick, I said this remember, not to know each other, but to find a way to make you leave a deep impression in her mind, not just treat you as a friend, to make Huahua realize that you are a special person around her, so that you can occupy a more important position in her heart."

"Wow, sure enough, I'll write it down first......"

"Damn, I'll look at the name of this book...... The old no-bubble girl battle diary? Old no you let me down too much, dish, unprofessional! Ruoshui said disdainfully, but he still waited for Lao Wu to finish remembering before asking him, "I told you the reason, what are you going to do next?" ”

"Well, this, are you a love saint, or is it better for you to direct the pointing?"

"That's it, girls, most of them like boyfriends with a sense of security, I don't know in reality, but you are invincible in the game, I think you should start from this point first, reflect your manhood in front of Huahua, and let her know how secure it is to be with you."

It's nothing more than that, at this time, they have already obeyed Ruoshui's words, so the two discussed it slightly, and Plan A was successfully released.

In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon, Ruoshui asked Lao Wu to prepare in the sky, and then deliberately ran back to the boat to chat with the three little girls.

Peaches didn't realize that Ruoshui had a ghost in his heart, and seeing that he was about to kill people and the three of them intentionally or unintentionally, he didn't go back to his job, so he asked very strangely: "Brother, are you so idle, don't you have to be a scout?" ”

Ruoshui smiled deliberately and said loudly: "It doesn't matter, Lao Wu is still staring at it, I don't need to talk about that guy's power, with him, it's safe." ”

Everyone thought about it, too, everyone has seen Lao Wu's skills, and the sword qi kung fu in one hand is really shocking, and the more than twenty levels of killing monsters are like playing, so they all put their minds at ease, and Xiao Long Xuxue also withdrew his murderous gaze, and continued to study how to deal with the problem of the increasingly broken giant boat through the waves.

Ruoshui is secretly happy in his heart, judging from everyone's reactions, especially the three little girls, it is nothing more than a reliable person, a person with a sense of security, this image has probably been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, as long as Lao Wu acts according to the plan and shows his superhuman strength a little, Plan A will definitely succeed.

He was thinking about it, when Huahua suddenly pointed at his head and said to Ruoshui: "Big brother, look, Lao Wujian rushed out, did you see something dangerous?" ”

"What a fuss, what's so strange about this." If the water pretends not to care, but in fact, there is a smile in the stomach, Lao Wuzhen can be taught, and now he acts, just in response to what he just said, the timing is just right, not bad.

"Hey, why didn't Lao Wu attract monsters this time, but killed him directly? Shall we go over and help him? Xiao Xiaoran also looked over when he heard this, Ruoshui replied: "This is not strange, even if it is some hundred and ten-level monsters, no one can cope with it, I don't think there is any need to help, although the monsters here are difficult to deal with, Lao Wu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, I think he can deal with it alone." ”

"I see!" Peach grabbed the two sisters, stopped the two of them from rushing out to help, and said leisurely: "Well, what you said is very reasonable, it's nothing more than the boss is really bullish, a hundred and ten level mixed sea Jiao can kill a group of people, amazing, amazing!" ”

"That's that, Lao Wu is very powerful, very reassuring...... What the! One hundred and ten-level mixed sea Jiao? Ruoshui jumped up halfway through speaking, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that in the sea in the extreme distance in front of him, there were forty or fifty one hundred and ten level mixed sea Jiao. Looking at it like that, Lao Wu's sword qi had been trapped by the Dan Qi spewed out by the Mixed Sea Jiao, if no one rescued him, the chance of Lao Wu's heroic being there was definitely greater than one thousand.

"Damn, this idiot, tell him to pick a group of fewer monsters to kill, show his strength, the pig's head actually provokes more than a hundred level old monsters!" Ruoshui scolded the old man in his heart, and hurriedly flew over to rescue the driver amid the laughter of the three girls. With the strength of the two of them, Lao Wu escaped from Haijiao Dan's anger, and now he didn't dare to play any tricks, and the two of them led Haijiao to a far away place according to the previous methods, and then accelerated and escaped back.

On the way back, Ruoshui couldn't stop scolding nothing more than that, Lao Wu said innocently: "I'm also trying to cooperate with you, besides, what I identified is a young Jiao, the level is only more than eighty, I thought those were eighty-level monsters, so my brain rushed up......"

Hey, **misleading people, the ancients did not deceive me.

Regardless of the reason, anyway, Plan A is a complete failure, and as for the feeling in everyone's hearts, I'm afraid that the words reliable and secure are not related to nothing more than this for the time being, but are fools, idiots, and brains.

Regarding Plan A, Lao Wu Bubble Girl's battle diary wrote: Because of the incompetence of such comrades, the failure of the battle plan to show a sense of security may cause the enemy to become alert and leave a very bad impact.

Achievements: Left a deep impression on the little girl, and she completed the task.

Looking ahead: Plan A fails, we still have Plan B.

"Girls, especially female college students, because they are surrounded by some green and sour plums every day, so they prefer mature and considerate men, so I suggest that you find a way to show your mature charm in the second step, don't laugh all the time, that will only make people feel like a child who doesn't grow up." Shui Daqingsheng said so, nothing more than that, this rookie naturally only has to nod.

"However, I'm really not old, and I can't show my mature demeanor if I want to!"

"It's okay, listen to my plan B, but this plan takes a bit long, don't worry!"

It's just a nod of agreement, so in the next few days, every time Lao Wu gets along with everyone, he sits on the side with a smile, and looks at everyone with a kind of childlike tenderness and care in his eyes. When Peaches opened her mouth to rub some oil from Ruoshui and rub some benefits as usual, Lao Wu always smiled tolerantly, and grabbed the good things he had collected to give them to the three of them, and he didn't care.

In a few days, the three of them finally found an opportunity to be everywhere, and Peaches secretly asked Ruoshui: "Brother, is there any stimulus in the past few days, such as falling out of love or something, or why is he developing in the direction of Alzheimer's disease?" You look at his dull gaze, and the corners of his mouth are almost not drooling. The other two little girls nodded wildly on the side.

……

Lao Wu Bubble Girl's Battle Diary: Because of the poor acting skills of such comrades, the project to create the image of a mature man failed, and the enemy therefore included Lao Wu in the category of Alzheimer's disease, which can be described as a failure within a failure.

Grades: However, it has aroused a trace of concern from Huahua's classmates, but it has also gained something.

Looking to the future: it seems that the enemy is quite cunning, so let's start with the psychological weakness of women.

"It is said that girls prefer pets, don't you have a three-eyed pengray, take it out and show it, use cute pets to approach the target, the possibility of success must be a big drop!"

So the three-eyed Peng ray appeared in front of the three little girls, and before the poor little bird fish could be posed, Xiao Xiaoran shouted as if he had discovered a new continent: "I remember this thing, isn't it the thing that knocked the three of us into the cabin when the wind blew that day?" ”

Because of the old hatred of the past, the little bird fish and its owner were beaten by the sea.

Lao Wu Bubble Girl's Battle Diary: I actually forgot the bad things that the three-eyed Peng ray had done before, it was too negligent, but the enemy's grudge and fist and foot kung fu were really good.

Results: Little Bird Fish was ordered to borrow them to play for a few days...... It's close to flowers, isn't it?

Looking to the future: we just lost in luck, real men are not discouraged!

Lao Wu's diary has been written all the time

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