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After listening to Huang Xiaowei talk about what Xiao Wan'er experienced in the Tang Dynasty, Cao Cao slapped his thigh and angrily reprimanded Huang Xiaowei and said: "What are you kid doing, Wan'er was actually bullied in the Tang Dynasty, why didn't you tell Lao Tzu about this earlier!" ”

Liu Bei snatched Xiao Wan'er from Huang Xiaowei's arms with a distressed face, touched the little girl's white right hand, and the old man was about to shed tears in distress, "Wan'er, tell Grandpa Liu if it hurts anymore, damn, these bastards, how can I clean them up." ”

Cao Cao stood up from the sofa and said murderously: "Xiaowei sent us back to the Three Kingdoms, Lao Tzu will gather troops and horses, kill the Tang Dynasty, and teach those dogs how to behave." ”

Liu Bei also said: "Yes, Xiaowei hurriedly sent us back, this time we have to kill a few of his kings and grandsons to show those monkey cubs." ”

Huang Xiaowei saw that the two old men were anxious, and hurriedly persuaded: "Lao Cao, Lao Liu, you all calm down, the person who bullied Wan'er is dead, and the whole family has been cut off, and even their distant cousins have been confiscated.

The two old men did not spare their lives and deaths and wanted to lead the troops to the Tang Dynasty, Huang Xiaowei persuaded him to talk badly, of course, the most important thing was that Xiao Wan'er spoke, saying that the people of the Tang Dynasty are good to her now, Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, don't bully them.

The little girl has spoken, Liu Bei Cao Cao dared not listen, so he had to sit back, but Liu Bei Cao Cao, don't worry, sooner or later, you will appear in Chang'an City with a large army.

.......

Liu Bei Cao Cao is back, Xiao Wan'er is also back, and now Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian are sent away, Huang Xiaowei has already received a notice from Li Laosi the day before yesterday, saying that Qin Shihuang has destroyed the Yan Kingdom on the Qin Dynasty, and he can now go and take Qin Shihuang Meng Tian and Jiang Mingyue home.

Thinking that Qin Shi Huang and Jiang Mingyue would be able to come back soon, Huang Xiaowei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, he finally didn't have to make up excuses to deceive Jiang Mingyue's parents.

Since Jiang Mingyue and Qin Shihuang returned to the Qin Dynasty, two full months have passed, two months, Jiang Mingyue's parents have not been able to see their daughter for two months, not to mention worrying about what has become.

Although Jiang Mingyue told her parents before leaving, she was going to travel with Ying Zhengzheng, but who traveled for two months, she didn't even know how to make a phone call home, and she didn't mention it, the key is that every time Jiang Mingyue's parents called Jiang Mingyue, the reply was not on the server, and there was no news of Zheng'er.

This made the two old men anxious, they were really afraid that Ying Zhengzheng's uneducated bastard would abduct and sell their daughter.

Take a look at the thoughts of Jiang Mingyue's parents, you can know how much they hate Qin Shi Huang, if they change to an ordinary family, they will definitely worry about whether their daughter and son-in-law are kidnapped, or if something happens, only Jiang Mingyue's parents will throw all the dirty water on Qin Shi Huang, anyway, in their eyes, Qin Shi Huang is a complete scumbag, and there may be some bad habits.

sold his daughter for money, and the two old men were not surprised that Qin Shi Huang would do such a thing that was inferior to pigs and dogs.

Therefore, after Jiang Mingyue could not be contacted, Jiang Mingyue's parents could only call Huang Xiaowei and Dongfang Qing all the phones, and Huang Xiaowei and his family were going crazy every day making up reasons.

What Mingyue and Zhengzheng are now deep into a certain primeval forest, and it is normal if there is no signal.

Isn't it that they came out of the primeval forest two days ago, and you called her, and she still can't get through? Oh, what time did you fight?

Five! Oh, what a coincidence, they came out of the primeval forest at six o'clock in the morning, then rested in the rest area for a while, and then went into another primeval forest at half past four in the afternoon.

Huang Xiaowei and Dongfang Qing lied and lied, and they died I don't know how many brain cells made Jiang Mingyue's parents believe what they said, and the biggest credit for this belongs to Huang Xiaowei, he took the photos sent to him by Liu Bei and Cao Cao, and found a lot of photos of other tourists from the Internet, and replaced all the faces of the travelers in the photos with Qin Shihuang and Jiang Mingyue, so he was fooled.

Huang Xiaowei sat on the sofa, took out the phone and called Dongfang Qing, telling her that Cao Cao and Liu Bei were back, and that Brother Ying, Lao Meng and Mingyue would also go home together in the evening, and let Dongfang Qing cook more delicious food.

Dongfang Qing on the other end of the phone agreed, so happy that she was finally coming back, these two months were too difficult for her and Huang Xiaowei, but .....

Dongfang Qing in the office of Donghuang Group touched her flat lower abdomen with a happy face, and secretly thought, "If you don't come this month, will it ...... If only that were the case. ”

.......

Qin Dynasty.

Huang Xiaowei rode a bicycle to the Qin Palace, under the leadership of the soldiers, he came to Zhiyi Palace, the current Qin Dynasty is noon, it is the time to eat, as soon as he stepped into the Zhiyi Palace, Huang Xiaowei saw Qin Shi Huang Zheng Zhiyi and Jiang Mingyue sitting at the dining table to eat.

Seeing Huang Xiaowei coming, Qin Shihuang was not surprised, put down the soup spoon in his hand, waved his hand at him and said, "Did Xiaowei eat it, didn't you eat it together." ”

Huang Xiaowei rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, your food here is too bad, I can't eat it." ”

Qin Shi Huang scolded with a smile and said, "You bastard, how can you still be so virtuous after not seeing you for more than two years." ”

Huang Xiaowei sat next to Qin Shi Huang, and his eyes were immediately attracted by the beautiful woman of the Qin Dynasty on his right, who was wearing a pale green dress and delicate makeup.

When he saw this antique Qin Dynasty beauty for the first time, Huang Xiaowei didn't recognize that this was Jiang Mingyue, looking at the familiar facial features of the beauty at this moment, Huang Xiaowei couldn't help but say: "Mingyue, it's you!" , you've changed your clothes, how can it be like you've changed your face, don't lie to you, I really didn't recognize you sitting here when I first came in, hey, have you been used to it for more than a year? ”

Jiang Mingyue pursed her lips, and her face almost said that I was going home to go shopping.

Zheng Zhiyi covered her mouth and chuckled: "Xiaowei, don't you know that on the second day after coming to Daqin, after Mingyue's mobile phone ran out of battery, she began to shout that she wanted to go home, and in a few days she cried and shouted to eat Pizza Hut. ”

Jiang Mingyue hugged Zheng Zhiyi's arm and said coquettishly: "Sister Zhiyi, why are you like this, aren't people just not used to it at first, who knows that this Daqin is so boring, there is nothing fun, you can see some flowers and plants every day." ”

Huang Xiaowei said speechlessly: "Sister, if the Qin Dynasty has everything, is it still called the Qin Dynasty?" ”

Jiang Mingyue sighed, dragged her chin and said leisurely: "Don't talk about these useless things, anyway, I'm used to the life I'm used to now, what if there is no shopping mall, no mobile phone, no Starbucks, alas..... It's good to get used to it. ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at Jiang Mingyue in surprise, wondering why this sister began to take a deep route, but she had a sentence that was quite right, it was good to get used to it.

Life is like this, for example, at the beginning you were a big tyrant, big fish and meat every day, but after a few days, you suddenly became a difficult household at the level of Hai Ruihai, cabbage and radish tassels, but you were very uncomfortable at the beginning, and after a long time, you have long been used to it.

Maybe if you don't eat a meal, you'll be hungry.

"Xiaowei, can we go home now?" Jiang Mingyue asked expectantly.

Huang Xiaowei smiled, "Otherwise, what do you think I'm here for, nonsense?" After a while, we will clean up and go home for dinner. ”

"Oh yes, I can finally go back, I want to go shopping, I want to buy new clothes, I want to eat Starbucks", Jiang Mingyue sat at the dinner table, dancing happily.

Listening to the conversation between Huang Xiaowei and Jiang Mingyue, Comrade Qin Shihuang did not speak from beginning to end, Jiang Mingyue wanted to go back to modern times, how could he not be like this.

Ying Zheng is thinking that Pizza Hut is going crazy, torturing his imperial chef every day, asking him to make pizza for himself, the imperial chef is in tears all the time, the king, it's not that the minister doesn't make it for you, but the minister really doesn't know what to do!

In just over a year, Qin Shi Huang has changed more than 20 cooks, but no one can do it..... That is, Qin Shi Huang, accompanied by Jiang Mingyue and Zheng Zhiyi, was in a good mood, otherwise those imperial chefs would definitely be torn apart by him.

Sitting at the dinner table, Huang Xiaowei put his arm around Qin Shihuang's shoulders and said, "Brother Win, have you finished fighting Yan now?" ”

Qin Shi Huang chuckled and said: "Yan Wangxi is eating the widow's prison meal now, do you say that Yan Guo is dead?" ”

"Ao, in this way, then I can rest assured, so you will have the last opponent Qi Guo left in the entire land of China, right?" Huang Xiaowei said.

Qin Shi Huang's handsome face put a smile on his face, patted his thigh and said: "Yes, after so many years of fighting, the widow is finally going to dominate the world, oops, it took ten years, and the widow ended the war for hundreds of years in one fell swoop, oh hehe, I am really the first emperor of the ages, Li Zhen's evaluation of the widow is very pertinent." ”

"Brother Win, don't be busy bragging, don't you still have a Qi country to perish, don't start putting a high hat on yourself so early, be careful of capsizing in the gutter," Huang Xiaowei continued to ask: "Brother Win, where is Lao Meng now?" Is he still on the front line? ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "General Meng, he just withdrew from the front line half a month ago, and now he is garrisoning troops outside Xianyang City. ”

Qin Shi Huang came to Huang Xiaowei's side and said: "By the way, Xiaowei, you may not know that General Meng's army under his command has expanded to 160,000 people, and it is also a coincidence that you came, just in time for him to return from the front line. ”

"Why?"

Qin Shi Huang said: "Soon after you left, the widow transferred him and his Mengjia army to the northwest frontier to guard against Rong Di and the Huns, isn't it, when the attack on Yan was almost halfway through, he asked me for instructions, saying that he had recently recruited 50,000 new light cavalry troops, and wanted to take them to Yan to practice soldiers, I agreed, otherwise, he may still be guarding the frontier." ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled: "This Lao Meng is also enough, every day in addition to training is to fight, what a boring person, okay Brother Win, you hurry up and call him, why don't you go home in a while, I will ask my wife to cook food for you in the evening." ”

"That's it."