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That's not right, this is not right, why did he blackmail the hostage's family, but the hostage's family didn't give him a chance to speak....... That's not how it was played in the TV series, Translator Liu began to doubt life.

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In the kitchen of Huang Xiaowei's house, Cao Cao stood in front of the refrigerator, looked at the phone in his hand suspiciously, and wondered: "It's strange, this is Xiaowei's phone number, how can I still make a mistake?" ”

Cao Cao was strange, Huang Xiaowei suddenly called him again, Cao Cao picked it up and listened, this time it was confirmed that it was Huang Xiaowei's voice, only to hear Huang Xiaowei on the other end of the phone said very bitterly.

"Lao Cao, it's me and it's me, you didn't make the wrong call just now, Ao, I was kidnapped by someone, and they want a ransom of 300 million US dollars, you hurry up and get the money together, the imperial army is here...... That's wrong, it's the kidnappers comrades who are still waiting to use it, hurry up, my net worth and life are all in your hands. ”

Liu Yi withdrew the gun on Huang Xiaowei's head, and sneered at the phone: "How about it, I understand ...... this time"

Unfortunately, Translator Liu's words were once again ruthlessly interrupted by Cao Cao, and this time the way he chose was relatively strong, and he just laughed.

"Hahaha, ahahaha, Xiaowei, the old man hasn't heard such an interesting joke for many years, can you still be kidnapped?" You're still being kidnapped! Ahahahaha, this is really interesting, you kid recently changed his career to be a comedy actor, right? Cao Cao held the phone, laughing so much that tears were about to come out.

Translator Liu only felt that the whole world was darkened.

"Can you ......?"

"Okay, okay, Xiaowei, don't talk nonsense, didn't you say that you were just afraid of going home and being cleaned up by Xiaoqing, hey, you can tell me clearly, as for the whole thing?"

Translator Liu couldn't bear it, "Damn, you listen to me, Huang Xiaowei is really in my hands now, if you can't get it together within three hours......"

"Hahahaha, ahahahaha!!"

Cao Cao's terrifying laughter came out of the phone again, and it kept echoing in Secretary Liu's mind......

"Xiaowei, you said that you have the kung fu to find someone to help deceive us, how good it is to come back and apologize to Xiaoqing, hey, I can remind you that it's okay to hide outside for a few days, but don't play too big, no matter what, you have to go home for the New Year on the night of the thirtieth Ha, okay, let's hang up first, by the way, Xiaowei told your friend, his acting skills are too bad, and your acting skills are not very good, and if you practice well, it is estimated that you can bluff the old grandson who has Alzheimer's next door to you, well, just say goodbye."

"Hello? Feed! Feed?! ”

"Speak, hey, you're really hanging, can you let me finish a sentence, damn, labor and management are kidnappers now!" Translator Liu looked at the phone that had been hung up and completely collapsed.

The mobile phone fell weakly from his palm on the bed, Translator Liu knelt on the bed, and didn't speak for a long time, probably calming his mood, and during this time, he had been staring blankly at the innocent meat ticket in front of him, and the most annoying thing was that this meat ticket could still talk to him at a critical moment.

"That...... Let me tell you something, don't be angry, in fact, in our family, the probability of me being kidnapped is the lowest, if you say that my wife has been kidnapped, they will definitely believe it. ”

Translator Liu said helplessly: "Why? ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled embarrassedly, "According to the Japanese comics, I really belong to the kind of person who has superpowers. ”

Translator Liu stared at Huang Xiaowei for a long time, and finally sighed deeply.

"I can understand that your family bullies me, but it's not good that you bully me, you know, my IQ is one hundred and two."

Huang Xiaowei said sincerely: "Boss, I really don't mean to insult your IQ. ”

"Huh."

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In Huang Xiaowei's villa, Cao Cao hung up the phone, still holding his stomach and laughing alone, his mouth kept chattering, "A person who can't even beat Li Yuanba will actually say that he was kidnapped, ahahaha, Xiaowei, you said that you lied to us, can you take a snack." ”

Liu Bei and Meng Tian passed by the kitchen, looked at where Cao Cao was laughing, and couldn't help but wonder: "What are you laughing at?" ”

Cao Cao stood up, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and couldn't help but laugh: "It's nothing, I called Xiaowei just now, what do you guess he told me?" ”

"What?"

Cao Cao clapped his hands and couldn't help laughing again, "He said he was kidnapped." ”

"Hahahaha, ahahaha." When Liu Bei heard that this was also tired, tears came out, and he ran to Cao Cao's side, and the two old men hooked their shoulders and laughed at a certain person who was holding his head with the barrel of a gun.

"Oh, it's interesting, it's so interesting, Huang Xiaowei can be kidnapped? This little bastard's recent nonsense is really getting more and more unreliable, Cao Apu I'll leave you a sentence here, if he Huang Xiaowei is kidnapped, Lao Tzu will eat the table leg now. ”

Cao Cao put his arm on Liu Bei's shoulder, smiled breathlessly and said, "Liu Da'er, I will also leave you a word, he ..... Puff..... Haha, if he Huang Xiaowei can be kidnapped, I will eat the TV. ”

General Meng couldn't help but laugh on the side, "This Xiaowei is really, he can say anything, can a person with the hand of God be kidnapped?" ”

Qin Shi Huang suddenly came out of nowhere, held Meng Tian's shoulder and said curiously: "What do you mean, Xiaowei said that he was kidnapped?" ”

Liu Bei rubbed his teeth happily, nodded and said: "Yes, that's it, he said that he was kidnapped, you said that this trick is not laughable." ”

Qin Shi Huang sighed, "It would be nice if he was really kidnapped, alas, but it is impossible at all, this kid may not be hiding in an Internet café to play games now." ”

Huo Quzhi and Chu Mengyao heard the sound and walked over with the same curiosity.

"Little Viagra was kidnapped? It can't be true, right? Huo Quzhi said with a worried face.

As soon as the champion Hou said this, everyone cast a disdainful look at him, but soon this gaze was changed to the original.

I saw Huo Quzhi finish speaking, and suddenly jumped up from the ground and cheered, "Great, little viagra has been kidnapped, I can go out to play in a tank, Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, I will also drive your Humvee out to slip around, by the way, can I put the machine gun on it?" ”

Cao Cao Liu Bei wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, waved his hand and said, "Go, go, just pay attention to safety." ”

"Okay."

Huo Quzhi and Chu Mengyao ran away in a hurry, but as soon as they ran to the living room, they bumped into Dongfang Qing who was going downstairs to drink water, Dongfang Qing looked at the hurried figures of the two, and shouted with a big belly: "Hey, Xiaojun Mengyao, where are you going?" ”

"Get out there and press the road."

"Oh, then be careful." Dongfang Qing admonished, and then didn't say anything more.

Poured a glass of boiled water on the sofa in the living room, and when Dongfang Qing was just about to go upstairs to sleep, he saw Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian gathered in the kitchen laughing.

What's going on?

Out of curiosity, Dongfang Qing held a big belly, held a water cup, walked over slowly, and asked when she saw that everyone was so happy.

"What's going on, you're so happy?"

Qin Shi Huang was so happy that he couldn't take his breath and said: "Xiaoqing, just now Xiaowei called and said that he was kidnapped, do you think we can be unhappy." ”

"That's it, if this kid can be kidnapped, the camel will fly." Cao Cao and Liu Bei began to ridicule Huang Xiaowei very unrighteously.

Dongfang Qing listened to the words of Qin Shihuang and others, and instantly understood everything, this big-bellied mother-to-be slammed the water cup in her hand on the ground, her pretty face was cold, and she scolded.

"If that bastard dares to make a phone call, you tell him to let him die outside for the rest of his life!!"

After speaking, Dongfang Qing turned around and went back to the second floor angrily, Liu Bei and Cao Cao glanced at each other, straightened their waists at the same time, saluted and said, "Okay Xiaoqing!" ”

Soon after Dongfang Qing left, laughter rang out in the kitchen again.......

"Hahaha, ahahaha!!"

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And what is the protagonist Huang Xiaowei, who is being ridiculed by everyone, doing now?

I was asked what the hell was going on!!

Among them, translator Liu focused on asking how Huang Xiaowei's popularity is at home? Does he have a regular income, does he belong to the kind of person who stays at home every day and eats idle meals and is not welcomed......

Facing the pistol on his head that could be shot at any time, Huang Xiaowei really cried, don't I tell you everything, is it really impossible for me to be kidnapped? To be honest, I don't really believe that I can be tied up, and I can be a meat ticket!

Can...... But I've told you why, why don't you believe it?

Huang Xiaowei, who was helpless, could only say it again.

"Taijun, boss, it's really not me to tease you, I'm really the most unlikely existence in our family to be kidnapped, you may not believe it, I have the hand of God in my hand, do you know what the hand of God is? It's the kind of power that you can have as long as you wear it, I think I relied on him to single-handedly fight the eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and even that Li Yuanba was not my opponent, do you say that I am such a powerful person, may I be kidnapped? ”

Translator Liu almost endured his nausea and translated Huang Xiaowei's sentence just now that was obviously nerve-wracking in his eyes, and he could almost see it, Fujita didn't shoot Huang Xiaowei after listening to his translated words, it was all the kindness of the princes, at least a fat beating was inevitable.

Sure enough, after Fujita listened to the words of the translator, an old face was angry and blue, too much, this Chinese is too much, is he playing himself as a monkey again? The hand of God, wearing him can have the power of God? Ahh

"Hit me, give me a hard beating, Ben Taijun has to cure him today!!" Fujita pointed to Huang Xiaowei, who was lying on the bed and was tied up with five flowers, and jumped to his feet and scolded.

"Come on, Taijun, you can take a look." Translator Liu proudly held the belt of his trousers and dangled it in his hand, but just as he was about to pump Huang Xiaowei, and Huang Xiaowei also closed his eyes and prepared to be beaten honestly.

Yuan Mingcheng, who had been thinking about the reason before, suddenly spoke.

"Fujita-kun, can I call Chen Jie now?"