Chapter 335: Euler, Ola, Ola!
Luke glared at Tony.
Tony glared at Luke as well. The two stared wide-eyed.
Luke was tempted to say: Who do you think you are? Jack horse or Blizzard?
At this moment, he has an illusion, just like when the protagonist fights the villain, the villain is about to receive a lunch, but the villain suddenly says his last words to the protagonist: "Actually, I am your father".
In general, there are several possible scenarios:
1. I recognized the wrong person
2. It is possible that you have encountered a boss
3, this guy is exploding foul language, coil him!
4, you may have met Duan Zhengchun, or Magneto.
5. The chance that you are a victim of NTR is as high as 80%.
6, maybe this thing is really your dad
7, if the person who said this is Uncle Wang next door, then you have to use your brain seriously......
Luke thinks the third option is probably the biggest.
"Didn't you already know, I'm your father." Tony frowned, emphasizing again. Luke's reaction was both unexpected and reasonable.
He knew Luke's character, and it was not surprising that Luke had such a reaction when he rashly said such things.
Oddly enough, Tony originally thought Luke knew about it. In the past, all kinds of targeted attacks against him were targeted retaliation. But now, it seems that Luke doesn't seem to know?
Tony felt that something was not right. But I couldn't think of it for a while.
"Day! I'm your father! Want to fight, right? Luke was still wondering what Tony meant, but when he heard Tony's words, he blew up again, like a cat with its tail stepped on.
It's unbearable, uncle, unbearable! Pan him!
"Duel Duel Duel!" Luke pointed his little finger at Tony and shouted angrily, "Come and duel me!" ”
Tony's two sentences are blunt provocations in Luke's ears. I'm your dad! This sentence can be completely replaced with CNM!
Can this be endured??
It was impossible for Tony to really duel with Luke, he saw that Luke seemed to be coming for real, he immediately recalled some unpleasant past, and hurriedly raised his hand to stop: "Wait." I did a paternity test, and it showed that we were genetically matched. This proves that you are my son. ”
"Fack!" Luke said angrily: "Genetic match, why can't I be your father?" ”
"......" Tony was speechless for a while: "I'm not kidding. We really have a father-son relationship. Although I don't like that either. But it's true. ”
Just then, Thor arrived.
As soon as he came in, Thor was stunned when he heard Tony's words. Thor looked at the two men in the room, one with a helpless face, a small face wrinkled and full of righteous indignation. Thor quickly figured out what was going on.
Thor smiled and said, "I didn't expect you two to have this kind of relationship. I seem to have to congratulate ......
"Euler, Ola, Ola, Ola!" Luke shouted, and swooped straight at Thor.
In the next second, the farmer punched three times, aiming at Thor's crotch.
The familiar scene played out again.
"Whew-"
A pig-killing scream rang out in the room.
Caught off guard, Thor's eyes burst out instantly, and he immediately covered his crotch and fell to the ground......
"Before you speak, go through your brain." Luke clapped his little hands and looked at Thor and said lightly.
"......" Thor didn't breathe for a long time.
I wanted to say something, but I couldn't make a sound, and my mouth was like a pig's bark.
Thor flushed and gasped, trembling and stretched out two fingers: the second time.
"That's congratulations." Luke said lightly.
Tony's eyelids jumped on the side, and his crotch was lifted. The next chill.
Thor's heart is so bitter......
Nian had just saved his mother in Luke, and he endured it.
Nian is not sensible in children and likes to play pranks, but he also endures it.
However, Saul still wanted to say: Can we change positions? Can this place be attacked casually?
If it weren't for the fact that Asgardians are three times as dense as Earthlings, the consequences are really hard to imagine......
Tony mourned for Saul for two seconds.
Twice, Thor became Luke's victim, and both times Tony was present as a witness. Even if the victim is not him, he is also a man, and there is a little shadow in his heart.
"Tell you to talk nonsense."
Luke said this, and his eyes were on Tony.
Tony suddenly felt another chill in his crotch, and couldn't help but shiver.
"I warn you, don't mess around. I'm not as resistant to beating as he is. Tony couldn't help but take two steps back, and when he saw that Luke was intending to step forward, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him.
He had no doubt that Luke would really come up and punch him.
According to Tony's knowledge of Luke, the bear child is in a rage, which is really a man who does whatever he wants, regardless of the consequences.
Tony doesn't want to retire so early yet. He also wanted to have more children.
Luke squinted at him: "Hosyourdaddy! ”
Tony said, "I heard that I ...... There seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding here. He also wondered in his heart: Doesn't the bear child know the truth?
"Misunderstanding?"
Luke snorted coldly and rubbed his wrists: "You can die like a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a eunuch." Take your pick. ”
Tony opened his mouth.
He didn't choose either.
"By the way, I suddenly remembered that my oven was still on. We'll talk about that next time. ”
Tony slipped away.
Before the safety and truth of little Tony, the former was wisely chosen.
After Tony left, Luke scratched his head.
"It's strange that doesn't look like Tony's style." Luke wondered, "Is there something hidden?" ”
is a provocation for no reason, more like there is an internal cause in it that he doesn't know.
"What's the deal with paternity tests?"
Luke's face suddenly became a little strange.
No way? Could it be that the original owner of his body is actually the illegitimate son of Tony Stark? I rub ...... Do you want to be so bloody?
'No, no, no...... That would be too scary. Luke was comforted by himself.
But after thinking about it for a while, he didn't come up with a reason. The heart said that I had to check it out when I went back.
Thor was still lying on the ground.
This time, Thor took ten minutes to recover, much longer than the last time the two sides met on the Kun fighter. Obviously it hurts a lot.
"Why are you here?" Luke rubbed his wrist and looked at Thor maliciously.
"Uh...... I actually wanted you to do me a favor. Saul hurriedly explained: "I have a plan......
When Luke heard this, his heart suddenly changed.
It turned out that he had come to ask him to go with him to deal with Malekith. This is the end of the plot.
Due to his presence, the plot has developed to this point, and Thor has not only found Loki, but now he has also found him. I just didn't expect that as soon as I came in, before I could say anything, I was slapped by him to vent my anger.
Saul this is lying gun undoubtedly.
Thor recovered amazingly, and after a few more minutes, he stood up as if he was fine.
Luke couldn't help but sigh in his heart, the Asgardians are three times denser than the earthlings, so is that place too?
No wonder Jane Foster would follow with all her heart, willingly waiting for Thor on Earth for years......
"Brother is steady, talented, this is." Luke went up and patted Thor's ...... knees, praised.
Saul looked puzzled.