Chapter 87: If you don't die in a catastrophe, there will be a "leopard"
"Anything else?"
Ah Li struggled to memorize every word Sun Dayong said, even though she didn't understand what it meant.
"That's all!" Sun Dayong thought for a while and said, "By the way, this kid should like you, please treat him well!" ”
"Like - me?" Ah Li was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what to say.
"Hmm!" Sun Dayong's voice continued: "When he is with you, hormones are exceeded all the time, if it weren't for love, then I really can't think of any other reason!" ”
"Doctor, a strong xing urge can also cause hormones to exceed the standard, I guess the rabbit is right to Ah Li-"
"Shut up!" Sun Dayong snorted and said: "Ah Li girl, Shi Jinlang is a good person in our family, he never has any dirty thoughts in his head, and the most important thing is that he is super handsome, if the two of you can be together, then it is really-really-how does that idiom come about?" ”
"It seems to be a jackal, a tiger and a leopard—"
"Nima!" Sun Dayong snorted again and said: "Ah Li girl, the cultural level of my colleagues here is generally low, don't you mind, what I want to say is that you two are talented and beautiful, made in heaven, I hope you can cherish the hard-won relationship between each other——"
"Bestiality!"
"Can you die if you don't speak?" Sun Dayong snorted again and said, "Then that's it, goodbye to Miss Ah Li!" ”
After Sun Dayong finished speaking, he hurriedly disconnected the brainwave connection with Ah Li and the others.
Shi Jinlang gave Sun Dayong a headache, under normal circumstances, Sun Dayong would definitely not say good things for him, but this time Sun Dayong accidentally poked out the little secret that Shi Jinlang hid Ah Li by mistake, in order to make his heart feel better, Sun Dayong had to talk nonsense with his conscience.
After Sun Dayong disconnected, Ah Li's mind was still buzzing, and she stood in place stupidly, her mind full of the words Sun Dayong had just said.
"This kid should like you!"
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"Then I'll be on it!"
Nezha was holding a fire-tipped spear, looking eager to try.
"Go, good apprentice, the lava behemoth is no match for you anymore, it's time for a different taste!" Taiyi Zhenren encouraged loudly in the back.
"I think Yang Jian's idea is more reliable!" The stove looked preoccupied and said, "This rabbit is a bit of a ghost!" ”
"Aren't you usually good at bragging? Why are you so cowardly today? Taiyi Zhenren glanced down at the stove under his feet and said.
"This has nothing to do with cowardice, the main thing is that this rabbit is indeed a bit of a ghost!" The stove thought for a moment and said, "I always feel as if I've seen it somewhere, but I can't remember it all of a sudden!" ”
"Okay, you better shut up and make a fire, and when my invincible apprentice defeats this rabbit, I still need to roast the rabbit in your oven to eat!" Taiyi Zhenren smashed his mouth and said: "There is no such animal with fine skin and tender flesh in the place of origin, I am almost drooling when I think about it!" ”
"Since the master wants to eat roast rabbit, it's on the road!"
Nezha urged the Hot Wheels, danced the fire-tipped spear, and roared: "Rabbit, take your life!" ”
"Come on Nezha, you are the best!"
Yang Jian didn't have weapons, and the Howling Sky Dog wasn't by his side, so he couldn't help much, and now he could barely make a salted fish that could shout "666".
Yang Jian naturally didn't want to waste this opportunity to shine, so he shouted louder than anyone else.
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On the edge of a cliff in the barren land, a big black wolfdog was lying there.
"Master? The voice of the host! ”
In the haze, the big wolf dog heard Yang Jian's shout, and it jumped up from the ground with a spirit.
The big wolf dog is the whistling dog, after being kicked by the rabbit, it hit the dome of death, rebounded back and fell on the edge of the cliff, the howling dog originally wanted to get up and go back to find the rabbit to fight for three hundred rounds, and then it thought a little, or the ground is more comfortable.
The Howling Dog shook its body, and the black fur that had been scorched by the electricity regrew at a speed visible to the naked eye.
As soon as half of the hair on his body was replaced, the roaring dog suddenly stopped, it shook its head, and secretly thought to itself, if it went to see Yang Jian with an intact appearance, it would definitely be accused of "not doing his best", and then it would inevitably be another violent beating, and now this miserable appearance can attract sympathy even more.
Thinking about this, the whistling dog decided not to change its moult.
"Genius!"
The Howling Dog grinned, completely impressed by its ingenuity.
"Okay, let's go back to see the master like this!"
The whistling dog raised its hooves and wanted to go, but unexpectedly, it stepped into the air and fell headlong into the cliff.
"Hold the grass—"
The roaring dog screamed, a pair of hind hooves stuck to the edge of the cliff at a 90-degree right angle, and a pair of front hooves stuck to the stone wall in a straight line with the body, which was enough to avoid the fate of falling off the cliff.
"Fortunately, the dog master is blessed with a great life!" The Howling Dog let out a long breath and was shocked.
"Is it raining?"
The whistling dog was pressed against the cliff, and it sensed that liquid was flowing into its mouth, and it looked around in its own words, and the sky was not raining at all.
In a moment, the whistling dog realized something, and it retched violently, "Bah, bah, bah-"
Because of the large range of movements, the hind legs of the howling dog were loosened and almost planted off the cliff again, but fortunately, in the end, the root of its thigh was pressed against the cliff, which prevented it from falling off the cliff again.
"If you don't die in a great calamity, there will be a queen-"
Before he could finish speaking, a black shadow suddenly fell from the sky.
"Ahhhh
A black shadow descended from the sky and sat on the head of the howling dog.
With a "click", the hind legs of the whistling dog were crushed by gravity, and it wailed, and fell off the cliff along with the black shadow.
"Boom-"
"Bang-"
After a puff of wolf smoke, a black leopard slowly stood up from the bottom of the cliff.
The leopard looked down at the big wolf dog that was crushed into a meat patty, and said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, there is a dog meat pad, otherwise the emperor would have died before he left the school!" ”
"You leopard, what are you tied to your body, crush the dog!"
When the leopard was about to find a way out, the "dog meat pad" under him spoke unexpectedly.
"Hold the grass—"
Startled, the leopard jumped to a high place, and then shook a black-hole machine gun strapped to its back.
"Bang bang bang-" A series of dense machine-gun fire rang out from the bottom of the cliff.
The "dog meat pad" was shot into a hornet's nest, and the leopard calmed down his nervousness.
In a moment, the leopard ghost cried out and cried out: "Fuck! Fuck! ”
Through the faint moonlight, you can clearly see that the black hole machine gun is laser plated with a string of English letters: Made-in-China!
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