Chapter 738: Give You a Big Fat Boy for Free!
"Authentic and good swords, right in the Black Castle! Ladies and gentlemen are welcome to watch the first Vunarville Tournament sponsored by the leading weapons brand, Black Iron Castle. Drink the Ice Peak of Black Castle, the happiness of the people of the Northland! Black Castle Ice Peak, Six Gods Flower Water, Black Castle Radio, Monkey King Hundred Fruit Wine, Hanzo Salted Dried Fish, Helsin Divine Oil, cheer for the first Wushu Tournament ...... Nonawe" (Please try to say it in one breath, successful book lovers can go to the scene of China's good mouth and receive a bottle of Kole!) )
Charlotte, as a businessman who could attract the attention of Goddess Woking, would not let go of such a grand event?
While these people didn't know about advertising sponsorship, Yade walked away and won the advertising sponsorship of the martial arts tournament for only five hundred gold dragons!
Although the advertisement is stinky and long, the host is a royal bard, and his mouth is very six, and the series of words is very sharp, but it is not annoying.
Today is the first day of the tournament! Today, the auditions for infantry and bows will be completed.
The premise of riding a battle is to have a good horse! It's basically the equivalent of having a sports car in the Celestial Empire! It's not something that ordinary people can afford.
Therefore, there are very few people who sign up, and basically there are nobles, knights, small landowners, and descendants of merchants. They just have to go straight to the rematch.
The host was very discerning, and seeing that His Majesty the King showed an impatient expression, he hurriedly handed the loudspeaker with amplification to the King.
"Now I invite our beloved King Wren to speak!" ”
King Wren took the tin trumpet, cleared his throat, and said, "Now I declare...... The joust begins! ”
Without giving the host room to continue playing, His Majesty the King has announced the beginning.
For example, Xia Luo, who participated in the competition, had already got his number when he signed up. Now follow the number to the playing field.
Pieces of simple rings were set up in the open space outside the city, and the big men fought according to the numbers.
There are more than thirty rings here! That is, sixty people fought at the same time.
The information that Yard heard was that the number of people who signed up for this infantry battle was more than 600.
And His Majesty meant that it was enough to leave sixty people in the selection of foot battles!
This means that everyone who has to pass the audition has to win three games in a row. There are some players who are unlucky and have to win four in a row to reach the semifinals. However, the king's words are very clear: if you are unlucky, your strength is also poor, and you will not be wronged if you lose.
Charlotte is number 66, which is a good number.
The first number to come to the stage did not draw him, so he watched from the audience.
The ring was already surrounded by water, and outside the playing field, there were also a large number of spectators.
The cries of peanuts, beer, and mineral water were endless. This martial arts tournament has fattened a number of taverns, inns, restaurants, and small traders.
They thought His Majesty's idea was simply too good, and it would be beautiful if they could come once a year!
The largest number of people sign up for foot battles, but the rules are simple. Take the guy who takes advantage of it and fights on stage. The one who stood at the end of the victory, and the one who was carried down was naturally the loser.
The Northland gentlemen are so direct.
What the? What do you think someone would do if they came up with a magic weapon?
Someone's ancestral guy, you still don't let me bring it?! Why don't you say that you are not full, and let the other party also go hungry and fight you?
If you have good equipment, that's also a kind of strength. When you're fighting the Grey Orcs, they don't care if you're armed or not.
The Northland men will never feel unfair because the other party's weapons are better, they will only feel that they have not prepared enough.
The quality of the contestants was very high, and as far as Charlotte had seen, there was no one below the bronze rank.
In fact, the officials in charge of signing up have turned away those below the bronze level in order to reduce their workload.
But this also makes sense, with the character of the man in the north, he has to fight a dozen or not. In that case, I'm afraid there would be too many people.
The first batch of sixty people probably took less than twenty minutes, and it was all over.
Fighting in the ring, compared to real battles, is too limited by the venue, and it is impossible to engage in guerrilla and roundabouts. So most of the time it's hard-hitting, and it ends quickly.
Among these sixty people, there are four silver-rank warriors! None of them showed their real skills, and kicked their opponents off the stage with three punches and two kicks.
Soon, the judges of the thirty rings began reaching into the boxes and grabbing signs for the second round.
Thirty rings, 60 people fighting each time. It is up to the referees of each ring to grab two signs in the box.
The signs had numbers written on them, and the players who were caught went on stage to fight each other. The winner stays for tomorrow's rematch, and the loser will do whatever he wants.
Among the sixty people in the second round, there was still no Charlotte. Charlotte couldn't help but wrench his fingers irritably, he couldn't wait!
Charlotte: I'm going to pretend! I'm hungry!
Finally, in the third round, Charlotte was drawn.
"Players 66 and 185 followed me to ring 23. Move quickly, and if you don't go on stage for ten minutes, you will be deemed to have given up! The referee held two palm-sized wooden cards and walked to ring number 23. Repeating the shouting as he walked, worried that the contestants would not hear.
Charlotte jumped into the eight-meter-square ring, feeling the ring built of wooden planks under her feet, a little shaky. couldn't help but shake his head: "This ring is too perfunctory, right?" ”
In less than a minute, his opponent also jumped into the ring.
This is a short-haired Northland man, thick and rugged, who looks like an adventurer. He was dressed in leather armor and carried a two-handed sword on his back.
Using a two-handed broadsword in a not very spacious ring can give you an absolute advantage.
These two-handed swords were wielded, and it was really not a problem to hack a few people to death casually.
In general, in adventures, few people use two-handed swords. Because the strain is not flexible enough, the physical exertion is too large.
Human life is only once, and after killing a dozen wild goblins, no one wants to be killed.
Two-handed swordsmen generally rely on the cooperation and protection of their teammates in order to output effectively. Therefore, generally only in the army are formed two-handed swordsmen, and they are all arrows that break the formation! Elite of the Elite!
This adventurer came to the stage with a two-handed sword, undoubtedly prepared.
The other party saw that Charlotte was dressed in regular clothes and had her hands empty. I couldn't help but laugh, "Looks like I'm lucky!" You're here to join in the fun! "Interrogative sentence, indeed affirmative tone.
Northlanders are sometimes very good, especially things like jousting tournaments. It would be a shame if they didn't come once. Although he knew that he would not get any good results when he participated in the martial arts competition, he would be beaten in vain. But they still enjoy it.
Commonly known as: Made!
Charlotte snapped her fingers and unleashed the sound of "Gaba Gaba".
"Friend, trust me. You're not so lucky. ”
Charlotte's words made the other party laugh, "Young man, it's not good for you to be hard-mouthed. He drew his two-handed sword and tried to swing it, looking quite skillful.
Seeing that Xia Luo was about to open his mouth to speak, the other party suddenly rushed over and slashed at Xia Luo's head with a sword. already has a huge advantage in weapons, and he actually sneaks up! Doesn't it mean that the men in the north are all living Lei Feng? Give me back my touch!
Charlotte hurriedly stepped back and shouted, "Hey! The referee hasn't said it yet! ”
The referee outside the ring shook his head, "The moment you take the stage, it's already started." ”
Hold the grass! You Northlanders are so inscrutable!
Charlotte tucked her stomach and dodged the opponent's sweeping sword. Although this two-handed greatsword has never been bladed, it will also see blood when it hits the body.
The adventurer was so hard that Charlotte felt that she could at least blow his dog's head while he was collecting his sword.
But it's like when you're about to win, you always want to delay a little longer.
Charlotte also didn't want to "wait an hour and be on stage for ten seconds." So I didn't do anything. Instead, the taunt mode is turned on!
"Wow! You almost cut my stomach! Come on, you can do it! ”
"This sword is beautiful! You did it when you chopped wood. ”
"Hey, this sword is soft like a woman's sanitary cloth!"
"Oops! You're so slow, my grandma is twice as fast as you. ”
"That's no strength? You need Helsin Oil! Faster, stronger, longer-lasting! ”
……
"Whew!"
The two-handed greatsword adventurer gasped for air, beads of sweat rolling from his forehead to his cheeks and dripping onto the ring.
He attacked fifty or sixty swords in a row, but none of them could cut his opponent! And he keeps provoking and stimulating him verbally!
Normally, he has recognized the gap between the two sides and should abstain and admit defeat. But now that he has been blown up, where can he think about it so much?
Adventurer: I don't care! I'm going to hack him to death!"
In the end, he used his strength to breastfeed, and frantically pounced on Charlotte!
Then Charlotte ducked to the side, and the other party rushed out of the ring......
"The ring here doesn't have guardrails and ropes, which is a flaw." Charlotte waved to the audience, and received a boo instead of cheering.
Someone in the audience questioned Charlotte: "Dodge, you're not a pure man!" ”
Charlotte pointed at the other party's nose and shouted, "Let your wife give it a try, I'll give you a big fat boy for free!" ”
The referee looked at Charlotte who was squatting in the ring and spraying the audience below, and his facial muscles twitched......