"How much?"

"What, how much?"

"Once."

"Three hundred."

"Why is it so expensive?"

"I have a certificate, authentic."

"Where's the night?"

"Seven hundred, bring your own set, no front door to refuse."

"I'm just two hundred and five, you have been wronged once, it should be a big reward, how about a twenty percent discount?"

"Seeing that you are so sincere, let's go."

That's when someone turned around and beckoned.

"Come on, it's done."

“……”

The ghost hand can't wait for a big rift in time and space to suddenly appear in front of him, and send him to another time and space, it's really embarrassing.

"Brother, come back, help me with a pair of glasses first."

If you continue to be blind like this, sooner or later you will be stumped.

"I'm sorry, he's shy."

Li Qingshan waved goodbye to the girl, but he didn't forget to stuff fifty yuan into someone's house, it was not easy for anyone.

The girl didn't worry about him for the sake of money.

"Big brother, you're very good, I'll give you a seven-percent discount next time."

Li Qingshan didn't dare to answer, and ran away in a hurry.

"Uncle, seeing that you are so skilled in business, do you often come to offer love."

Yan Chuxia asked in a weird way.

Li Qingshan glared at him and refuted it sternly.

"Don't slander people's innocence, Uncle Ke is a serious person, a person whose heart is like a clear breeze and a bright moon, and who has escaped from low-level interests."

Vomit!

Just you pay back the breeze and the moon!

Don't mess with things, no!

Please look in the mirror before you speak!

Does the word innocence have anything to do with you?

"Momo, do you believe what Uncle said?" Yan Chuxia began to pull allies, and there was no response after asking, and when she turned her head, she saw where Momo was in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking, and stretched out her hand to shake it in front of her eyes, "Hey, what are you thinking?" ”

"Why is it expensive to have a certificate? What is so easy to use? ”

Momo's focus is clearly different from others.

Yan Chuxia was not as out of touch with reality as she was, and opened the pocket of her clothes to show her.

"That's it."

Momo glanced over at his student ID and turned back to grab someone's arm.

"Uncle, I also have a certificate, and I will give you a 5% discount, can you buy it with me?"

“……”

Whoever says Mo Mo is stupid, I will fight with whom!

Li Qingshan patted her little hand.

"Silly girl, you are a priceless treasure, even if you get a 5% discount, my uncle can't afford it. When did it go upside down, Uncle picked up the cheap again. ”

Momo's eyes lit up.

"I'll post it upside down today."

“……”

Do you want to be so impatient?

Is it okay to be reserved?

Li Qingshan touched his nose and felt that it was better to use the old method, so he pointed at the ghost hand.

"Today's task is to teach him to fall in love, otherwise watching him eat dog food every day, my uncle will feel uncomfortable."

If you have something to look for a brother, you can carry any pot!

"Okay, let's wait next time."

Momo pouted, looking unhappy.

Poo!

Li Qingshan couldn't see her grievances, so he hurriedly smacked her, hoping that the kissing god function would work.

Momo held out a finger.

"I'll be happy if I do it again."

Xiao Nizi has also grown up and learned to bargain!

Poo!

How could Li Qingshan refuse such a reasonable request, he could only hug the person and bite hard.

“……”

Feed! Demon spirits?

There are people here who abuse dogs, you don't care!

Yan Chuxia picked her nails and watched them show there with some envy - the lower limit of IQ!

Someone's coming!

Bring me my oversized portion of dog food!

The ghost hand is much more arrogant, even if it is supported to death, it is better than being angry to death.

"Come, come, pick another one."

To appease Mo Mo, Li Qingshan began to stir up trouble with pride.

"I'll choose later. Brother, let me ask you first, it's also the gate of the institution of higher learning, what's going on? ”

Ghost Hand said, pouting at the girl Nunu just now.

Li Qingshan pointed to the luxury cars and pseudo-luxury cars at the school gate.

"Seeing this, what else do you not understand? Where there is demand, there is a market, and this is a natural law that no one can change. As long as there is vanity and greed in people's hearts, and if they are lazy, many things will happen. This son of a bitch is like this, you and I can't change it. ”

Even if there are gods and Buddhas in the world, they can't save the world!

"Brother, I suddenly don't want to learn anything."

The ghost hand suddenly became distracted.

"What? Irritated? Look at your bear-like look! Teacher Yan is not that kind of person, what kind of heart do you have. Some people are willing to fall, and some people are clean, and all things in heaven and earth are born relatively. Isn't it too early for you to get discouraged now? Anyway, you have to break it first, right? ”

Li Qingshan told his brother the truth, hoping that he could cheer up, and if he couldn't see a dark cloud, it would be as if there was no sunny day in the world.

"......" Ghost Hand looked at him very resentfully, "Can you not help me publicize some private matters?" ”

"Know it's a shame? Then solve it quickly. Go to Mr. Yan immediately, do what I say, and get your wish. ”

Li Qingshan began to fool around, encouraging him to do bad things.

"If you get her done, I'll believe you."

The ghost hand couldn't get away, and he pointed to a woman casually, and he didn't believe that he really dared to play hooligan on the street.

"You have a good eye this time."

Li Qingshan looked at the back of the woman in the distance and praised for the first time.

Judging from the back alone, if the shoulders are cut, the waist is about plain, the buttocks are round and upturned, the legs are long and straight, the short hair is capable, and the steps are calm and stylish.

It must be a hooligan's blessing to be able to talk to such a woman, but Li Qingshan did not rush forward, but shouted after taking a closer look at it several times.

"There is danger, retreat!"

“……”

Elder brother!

You're naughty again!

Where does the danger come from here?

"Brother, you are also a person who practices your mouth, as soon as you come with a real knife and a real gun, you will be cowardly immediately, and your method is definitely not reliable."

The ghost hand finally let out a bad breath and glanced at him triumphantly.

You know!

That goblin can't be messed with!

Li Qingshan turned around slowly, intending to sneak away.

"Momo, don't you think that back is very familiar? I'd like I'd seen it somewhere. ”

didn't notice someone's movements, Yan Chuxia was still thinking about that bewitching back.

"I don't want to see her."

Momo seemed to recognize it, but it was clearly an enemy to her, so she immediately turned around and saw that someone had slipped away.

"Uncle, wait for me."

Mo Mo ran to chase the uncle, and Yan Chuxia naturally wanted to catch up.

Naturally, the ghost hands heard what they said, and looked at the back with a suspicious look on their faces - does my brother really know?

Alas, it is risky to pick up girls in Longhai, and if you are not careful, you may bump into your sister-in-law!

Just think about it......

Stimulate!

"Hey! Wait for me! The teaching is not done yet! ”

Although the ghost hand shouted like this, he didn't really catch up. Just let the brazen big brother go one-on-two trouble, there is no need for me to follow and help him distract.

Dog food is really not delicious!

"Dad, which girl did you arrange for me this time?"

When Liu Yu returned home, he hurriedly inquired about the news.

Brother Liu Tian was not there, and his father Liu Fuze was watching TV with his stepmother in his arms, and there was no sign of preparing for a blind date.

When Liu Fuze saw his son come back, he let go of his wife's shoulders and stood up.

"Come with me to the study."

His wife watched their father and son go upstairs, pouted, and continued to watch her TV. If he wasn't rich, why would he marry an old man whose sons are older than him, as a big girl in his twenties!

Alas, you can't have both, and if you choose a luxury car and a big house, you can only watch TV and enjoy it.

"Dad, which girl is so mysterious that she has to go to the study to talk?"

Seeing his father sitting on the Taishi chair, Liu Yu moved a soft pier to sit next to him.

"The Mo family."

Liu Fuze only came to a leisurely sentence at this time, revealing the mystery.

"Changfeng Mo family?"

Liu Yu is not completely a waste of firewood, he still knows some things, and when he saw his father nodding slightly, he smiled bitterly.

"Dad, are you thinking too much? As far as the family background of the family, even Wei San has been defeated, how can it be possible to marry our family. ”

Liu Yu is still a little self-aware, their Liu family is compared with ordinary people, and they are absolutely rich and noble, but if they are compared with the Mo family, isn't that why Hanako is richer than the God of Wealth?

"If he goes to the door to propose marriage, it is naturally impossible, but if his daughter wants to marry you alive or dead, even if Mo Xiangtian doesn't look down on the Liu family, what can he do?"

Liu Fuze looked at his son and smiled lightly, he should be able to understand many things.

"You're asking me to pursue his daughter?"

Liu Yu's heart was moved, Momo he had also seen it, in his opinion, she was a little girl who was ignorant of the world and willful, if he put some effort into it, it shouldn't be a problem to take her down.

"Fooling girls is your forte, even your brother can't compare to you, it shouldn't be difficult for you to deal with a simple and naïve little girl, right?"

Liu Fuze is very confident in his son, if he hadn't been greedy for temporary profits back then, the hot star now is already his daughter-in-law. When the time comes, even if you can't do anything because of your identity, it's good to take a second look, alas!

Regret not being at the beginning!

If you miss it once, you can't miss it a second time!

"I can try, but I can't guarantee that it will work."

Liu Yu did not have a big guarantee ticket.

"Now that little girl is in the same school as you, it can be said that she is close to the water, you give me all your means, I believe you will succeed."

Liu Fuze believes in his son, after all, he is a tiger who can make a teacher's belly bigger in junior high school.

"I have a lot of ways to try, but Dad, chasing girls also requires investment, not to mention the daughter of the Mo family, if her hands are empty, she will have no confidence in her heart."

Liu Yu shirked until now, and the central idea is only one - ask for money!

The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, let alone Lao Tzu!

"Stinky boy, I'm still playing tricks with Lao Tzu. Oh, take it, it's ready for you. ”

Liu Fuze said, throwing a card on his son.

"There are three million in the card, the password is your birthday, you take it first, and I'll give it if it's not enough." But I have one condition, only success, not failure. ”

Liu Yu smiled and put the card in his pocket.

"Just take a look."

It's not easy to fool a stupid girl!