Chapter 457: How to Cut?

During the warm-up, Quaresma observed Houllier from time to time, wanting to see how embarrassed Houllier looked.

Although there is no need to deliberately clean him up, it is okay to step on him to death.

Anyway, Quaresma wouldn't treat him as an opponent, but he was just a mosquito that liked to buzz, and it would be nice to slap him to death.

When I walked from the locker room to the players' tunnel and was ready to enter, there was a little hiccup.

Quaresma always thought he was the most popular Arsenal player, but the little guy in front of him gave Quaresma a slap in the face.

"I don't want Quaresma to lead, I want Van Persie, Van Persie is more handsome than Quaresma!"

The little one is unrelenting, crying and fussing, and is not controlled at all.

Quaresma's face is black, what kind of aesthetic are you?

Van Persie is more handsome than me?

I really doubt now that there is something wrong with your family's education, and the aesthetics are actually deviating from the public!

However, Quaresma didn't bother with a child, so he wanted to pull over and coax him, but he didn't expect to be pinched by the little boy.

You can't be a spy sent by Leon, right?

Always take the child the most helpless, but looking at the gloating cattle around him, Quaresma suddenly smiled evilly.

"Kid, let me ask you a question, if you answer correctly, I'll give you a football!"

The little boy stopped crying for a moment, wiped a handful of tears from his cuffs, and looked at Quaresma with bright eyes.

"What did you say?"

Quaresma laughed, "I'm going to lie to you because of a football?" When I score a goal, I'll put it away as a memorial and give it to you after the game. ”

The little boy said with great confidence: "Then you can solve the question, I am the smartest, and I will definitely be able to answer it!" ”

However, at this time, when the onlookers saw Quaresma's evil smile, they knew that Quaresma must not be at ease, and they couldn't help but listen carefully, wondering if they could answer the question that Quaresma might have a trap.

Quaresma smiled, and then began to ask the question: "There are 11 children, and there are 7 apples, and they can only be cut with four knives, how do you divide the apples equally among the children?" ”

Everyone in front of them was lost in thought, whether it was a math problem or a brain teaser, they didn't know very well.

Only the little boy tilted his head and said to Quaresma: "I can only add and subtract within 10, don't ask me if it's more than 10!" ”

Quaresma couldn't help but laugh, the little guy's tiger-headed appearance was so funny.

"Actually, I don't know the answer to this question, but I'll still give you a football, just wait!" Quaresma touched the little one's head, finding the pleasure of someone else ravaging his hair, and laughed.

The little boy nodded, no longer distressed, it was clear that football was more seductive than Van Persie.

However, at this time, the other animals were in a deep meditation, and they could not figure out how to cut the four knives.

"What is the answer, tell us quickly!" Eboue held Quaresma's hand.

Quaresma thought for a while and said, "Then in a different way, there are 11 players, and there are 7 apples, and they can only be cut four times, how can the apples be divided equally among the players?" ”

A few people stared at each other and began to doubt life, that is, from a child to a player, what is the difference?

In fact, the difference is that if you are a child, Quaresma can't bear to start, and if you change to a player, there will be no psychological burden on the cut.

Seeing the faces of the guys who swore not to give up, Quaresma knew that if he didn't tell them the answer, they would cut themselves.

So, Quaresma whispered a truly hardcore answer.

"Four cuts four people, leaving seven people and seven apples, one for each person, just right!"

Several people were dumbfounded!

"Nima, don't cut the apple, cut the person?"

"Is it so bloody?"

"But there's nothing wrong with that!"

"However, 11 people cut 4, who do you want to cut?"

......

Several people had a feeling that their worldview had been blown down, and Quaresma's hardcore answer seemed to open the door to a new world for them.

Until the start of the game on the field, Eboue kept muttering "cut four, cut four", as if he was enchanted.

However, the game was not delayed at all and went on as usual.

Looking at the Lyon team on the opposite side who were already ready, Quaresma didn't know if they would give up, but Quaresma knew that Lyon must not have a chance.

In fact, Lyon really didn't give up, and at the beginning of the game, just like the previous game, they suddenly grabbed the start with ferocity, as if they were going to take Arsenal away in a wave.

Lyon adopted the same strategy in the last game, and really broke the Arsenal goal twice, doing something that many teams have not done, and perhaps it is precisely because of this that they have given them so much determination.

Even if this is the Emirates Stadium, if they can really score two goals in the opening game, then the aggregate score of the two sides will be equalized, and Lyon's chance will come?

Therefore, Lyon opened with a very resolute play!

However, fans who are full of confidence in Arsenal's control don't care at all, and they don't even have any fluctuations in their hearts!

"Lyons doesn't have any other tricks?"

"Lyon could go two first, and then Arsenal go four more, I've seen this episode!"

"Does Leon want to die a little worse?"

"Do you really think Quaresma's outside instep looks good?"

......

The confidence of the fans naturally comes from the strength of the team, in fact, how can Arsenal, who are sitting at home, still make the mistakes of the last game?

Isn't Lyon attacking?

Then I'll be fiercer than you!

Under the leadership of Ballack, Arsenal's midfield was powerful and directly pressed Lyon's offensive back, coupled with Quaresma's very dominant performance on the side, Lyon's opening tactics ended in failure, and they didn't even make a little wave!

Houllier's face was hard to see on the sidelines, and Arsenal returned home to show better form and more dominance than the last game, so that Lyon could not even get off to a start, and he could already imagine what the scoreboard on the sidelines would show at the end of the game.

It didn't take long for Arsenal to turn their advantage into a win, scoring in the 25th minute of the first half and the 35th minute of the first half to give them a two-goal lead.

The tide is over!

At this point, no one will have any illusions about Lyon, not to mention the disadvantage of the first leg, just the two goals behind now, Lyon may not have a chance to get it back!

To knock out Arsenal, Lyon must score at least four goals in the second half, and only have a chance to play extra time against Arsenal if they don't score again.

It's a bit embarrassing!

What made Houllier even more unbearable was that not long after the start of the second half, Wenger actually replaced Quaresma again, which was simply the biggest humiliation for Lyon.

Even the core players of the team have been rested early, so why did Arsenal ever take Lyon seriously?

Houllier felt like he was about to faint, and what little sanity he had held on didn't fall.

Perhaps, it's better to pretend to be sick and let the ambulance pull you away, than to continue to accept the humiliation here.

Hollier thought without hesitation.

And when Quaresma came off the field, he looked at Houllier's mocking expression and didn't hide it at all, and Houllier had an urge to come up and fight Quaresma.

Of course, Quaresma doesn't take Houllier seriously, at most he is just a barking wild dog, just kick him to death, there is no need to waste too much time and energy on him.

I thought that such a clamor was a king, but it turned out to be bronze at all!

By the end of the game, the score had become 3-0, and Arsenal had won a complete victory, which was still on the basis of Arsenal's closing in the second half, otherwise, Lyon might have been bloodied again.

The Arsenal fans are celebrating the victory and reaching the last four of the Champions League again, one step closer to the Champions League title, and it is worth celebrating, preferably until the end of the season.

At the press conference after the game, Quaresma did not participate at all, although it was a pleasure to beat the water dogs, but it was a bit inhumane to kill them directly, Quaresma felt that he was still very humanitarian!

Interestingly, just after the game ended, as the media speculated, Lyon really fired Houllier.

Maybe Houllier did a good job in Lyon, winning Ligue 1 and advancing to the quarterfinals of the Champions League, which is in line with their strength, and if they want to go further in the Champions League, their strength really does not allow it.

In fact, Lyon fans are quite satisfied, even if they want better results, but they can play in line with expectations.

But the key problem is that the team will definitely not be able to play Arsenal, but Houllier keeps provoking opponents with his mouth open, as if he has more strength, and also makes fans around the world expect a little more from Lyon.

As a result, Leon was beaten so badly, and now the whole world is laughing at Leon for not being self-sufficient, this pot Houllier does not carry, who will?

Therefore, Leon simply fired Houllier, even if he led Leon to win the Ligue 1 championship, it did not make the top management have more nostalgia.

After all, with Lyon's current squad, even if he changes to a second-rate coach, it is estimated that there will be no problem in winning the Ligue 1 championship.

At this point, there is another name on the list of managers who have been knocked out of the class by Quaresma, and it is still a very important name.

Someone joked, "Will Quaresma have already knocked out the world's famous coaches one by one when he retires?" ”。

It's an exaggeration, but it's entirely possible.

Not to mention other places, in the Premier League alone, that is, Ferguson's position is solid, and the rest of Mourinho or Benister have not yet become godfather-level figures in Chelsea and Liverpool, and they may not be out of class one day.

Maybe when he played Arsenal, he was beaten by Arsenal, and the boss was angry and fired them directly, isn't this considered being beaten by Quaresma?

......

Having progressed to the last four of the Champions League, Arsenal finally got a precious respite, but after that, there is still a packed schedule waiting for Arsenal.

If all goes well for Arsenal, who are on all three fronts, there will be 12 games left in the end of the season, including seven in the Premier League, two in the FA Cup and three in the Champions League.

The hard work of a whole long season can be undone by these last few games, and it has to be said that this is the cruelty of professional football.

Fortunately, Arsenal still has a certain advantage in the Premier League, which also gives them more room for maneuver and more room for mistakes, at least they will not lose the possibility of winning the championship because of losing a Premier League, and the opportunity is still firmly in their own hands.

And Arsenal has also entered the fast lane of the sprint, and really started the final sprint.

On April 9, Arsenal challenged Newcastle away, and at the Magpies' home stadium, with a penalty made by Quaresma and taken by him, he defeated his opponent by one goal, and continued to maintain the proud attitude of unbeaten in the season;

On 13 April, Arsenal hosted Bolton Wanderers, and although Quaresma did not score, he provided ammunition for Adebayor to assist the Togolese to score the equaliser;

On April 16, he faced Manchester City at home again, and this time Quaresma showed good form, scoring two direct goals to help the team open the door to victory, and goals from the likes of Ballack and Xiaofa also helped the team complete a big victory;

In three consecutive games, Arsenal have achieved excellent results with two wins and one draw, and even if they may have been a little embarrassed by their opponents in the game, they still managed to hold on to the end.

The result is also extremely gratifying.

Especially after Chelsea and Manchester United collided directly in this round, playing extremely hot, but only getting a point each in a draw, Arsenal's lead is already very obvious.

With four league games remaining, Arsenal are 11 points clear of Manchester United.

In other words, if Manchester United want to win the title, there is only one possibility, that is, Manchester United win all four games, and Arsenal lose all four, otherwise, Arsenal will lift the Premier League trophy this season.

It has to be said that even Manchester United die-hard fans have sadly realized that the Red Devils only have a theoretical chance of winning the title.

Even if Arsenal only gets a draw, I am afraid that Arsenal will beat Manchester United to win the title by virtue of the huge advantage of goal difference.

In other words, now Arsenal can focus on the Champions League and FA Cup, even if the Premier League uses a second-tier squad to play, it is impossible to lose the title!

Even if Arsenal loses all the games, Manchester United does not dare to guarantee that they can win all four games, you know, the relegation team at the end of the season is definitely more headache than the championship team, and if you don't play it well, you dare to pull you to the end.

Therefore, at this time, Ferguson will not come out to engage in so-called psychological warfare at all, and if he has that kung fu, it is better to salivate and worry about the transfer next season to enhance his strength and challenge Arsenal's supremacy next season.

The media can't wait to put the Premier League title on Arsenal's head, all kinds of praises, and no one believes that Manchester United can miraculously turn around, unless Manchester United is God, and maybe God can't save Manchester United.

This result naturally made Quaresma extremely happy, and in his second season at Arsenal, he finally helped Arsenal regain the Premier League title, which definitely has his own indelible credit.

In the previous life, Arsenal had not won a championship for many years, and the last Premier League title was an unbeaten championship in the 03-04 season.

And now, he has changed everything.

After two seasons of Chelsea's dominance of the Premier League, the Premier League trophy is back at Arsenal, and it is definitely a result of ecstasy for all Arsenal fans.

Of course, there is only one last step left to win the Premier League, and if you take a step, you can get the trophy back.

However, Quaresma knows that the Premier League can now be put aside and that it is the right thing to do to shift his energy to the Champions League or even the FA Cup.

A Premier League title is not enough!

I still want the Champions League!

I want the Triple Crown!

Quaresma doesn't know how long he will stay at Arsenal, but at least for a day here, the quest for glory will never stop.

Manchester United have two titles, and if Arsenal win this season, then Arsenal will have two!

You can't catch up with Liverpool, but you can't catch up with Manchester United!

That's what Quaresma was aiming for.

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The next game is the FA Cup semi-final, when Arsenal travel to Everton.

Arsenal did not hesitate to field their main line-up, only rotating in a few positions to allow players to adjust their form.

Now, the FA Cup is more important than the Premier League.

And Quaresma, who has been replaced early in recent games, has actually been well rested, even if his personal data has been affected to a certain extent, but he is willing to maintain his competitive condition and retain his fitness.

From the start of the game, Quaresma was at his best, cutting inside on the flank in just a few minutes before slotting home Everton's most iconic outside curling ball.

It was Quaresma's second FA Cup goal and it's still worth remembering.

Although Everton also wanted to lift the FA Cup trophy, so they fought fiercely with Arsenal at the beginning, but with Quaresma's goal, everything changed again!

Everton are competing with Liverpool for a Champions League spot, and although they are now behind Liverpool in points, they still have a chance to complete the comeback, especially when Liverpool is distracted by the Champions League, and Everton naturally does not want to give up this opportunity.

So how much effort to put into the FA Cup is a debatable question.

And Quaresma gave Everton a slap in the face at the beginning, and they have to think about whether it is worth it to continue to fight with Arsenal.

However, before they could figure out a result, Quaresma had once again torn through the Everton defence and provided the assist to Ballack, who made it 2-0 for Arsenal.

Boom!

Don't hesitate now!

This score, even if Everton is likely to get it back, I don't know what a painful price it will take, not to mention that the team that can still come back in the face of Arsenal falling behind by two goals seems to have never appeared.

Therefore, Moyes simply gave up the game, and the game was directly under the control of Arsenal, and did not make any further waves until the referee blew the whistle to end the game.

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