Chapter 003: Climbing the Wall
When Su Qinglang came out of the Drunken Immortal Building, he was comfortable and in a very cheerful mood.
He stood at the door of the Drunken Immortal Tower, couldn't help shaking his fan, and laughed a few times when he looked up to the sky.
At this time, Ruyi, the scholar who was waiting in the tea shed opposite, saw his son-in-law come out, and hurriedly greeted him and said, "Son, you can come out, Mrs. has something to ask you to go home." ”
Su Qinglang restrained his expression at this time, looked at Ruyi and said strangely: "Since Mrs. is invited, why didn't you come in and call me?" Stupid! ”
As he spoke, he knocked a folding fan on Ruyi's head.
Ruyi covered her head that had been beaten just now, her expression was very indignant, and she squinted at the girl who was coated with rouge gouache to attract guests, snorted unconvinced, and muttered with a red face: "I don't want to go in!" ”
After just walking a few steps, Su Qinglang stopped again, looked back at the "Drunken Immortal Building" with a few big gold dust characters, and seemed to be talking to himself: "This kiln prostitute has to pretend to be a world-high appearance, I only heard that I don't admit it when I put on my pants, but I have never seen him take off his pants, and he said that he is a chick, which is interesting and interesting." ”
Ruyi is fifteen years old this year, and he is a scholar personally selected by Su Qinglang, although he follows Su Qinglang's ass all day long, and is used to seeing him drunk and dreaming of extravagance, but he is still very shy about this kind of thing on the Fengyue field.
Every time he came out with Su Qinglang, he had to stay outside and refused to go in, so he was sneered at by Su Qinglang many times.
Hearing this, he thought that Su Qinglang was ridiculing him again, and he couldn't help but stare at him so aggrieved that he was about to cry: "Childe, you say I ...... again"
Su Qinglang glanced at him, yawned lazily, and said casually, "Who said I was talking about you?" ”
He paused, leaned down slightly, leaned over to Ruyi's side, pointed to the bird's nest in the tree not far away with a folding fan, and deliberately put on a wicked and joking look, looking very inflated: "With your current appearance, at most you can only be regarded as a shell that has not been warmed up in the nest, stupid!" ”
Ruyi's heart was bitter for a while, and he wanted to cry more than just now, and the person who almost made him cry didn't realize his badness and shamelessness at all, looking at his eyes red and choking with tears, but he was very proud, and raised his hand to knock him again.
Turning to leave, Hula Hula waved a fan, swaggered down the street, and raised his head to pinch his waist and laughed a few times.
Su Qinglang's father is a Zhongcheng in the imperial history, a third-grade official in front of the palace, and an official who is not big or small, so the mansion looks not too big or small, and the distance from the palace is not close or far.
Su Qinglang stood at the door of his house, looked at the two big words "Su Fu" on the plaque and sighed slightly, and then silently turned to the root of the wall in the back garden.
Since his father threatened that he would not have his son and did not allow him to enter the gate of the Su family, Su Qinglang could only climb over the wall every time he went home.
He looked at the wall that had been climbed countless times by himself and had been polished to a smooth and slippery surface, and sighed for a while, sighing and saying: "This son's jade tree is in the wind, and he is suave, but he has to climb the wall when he goes back to his house, it's really ......."
Ruyi stood next to him, and couldn't stop rolling his eyes when he heard this, thinking: Let the master catch it later, you will feel good!
After sighing at the wall, Su Qinglang lifted his pants, sank again, and rolled up his sleeves.
The folding fan was thrown in, the hem of the clothes was tied around the waist, followed by a run-up, plus a jump in the air, but in the blink of an eye, he was hugged to the bluestone bricks on the edge of the high wall.
It took a lot of effort to jump off the wall, and unfortunately overwhelmed a moon flower below.
Su Qinglang stood in his yard, patted the moss on his hands, straightened his messy clothes, bared his teeth and endured the pain, and pulled out the thorns on his buttocks.
Finally, he picked up the orchid folding fan that fell on the ground, covered his buttocks and limped towards the inner courtyard.
However, when he saw the figure sitting in the inner courtyard, Su Qinglang couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then trembled again.
The hand that was covering the back of his butt was taken out, and he silently wiped the cold sweat on his clothes, and quickly moved to a safe area, only then did he show a sweet smile and said, "Dad......"
After Su Zheshan got out of the morning court, he was sitting in the courtyard drinking tea leisurely, and he was stunned when he saw Su Qinglang.
Then he came back to his senses and rushed at him with a furious face: "You are an unsuccessful little killer, a bastard with no conscience, you dare to come back......"
The housekeeper standing next to him was used to seeing this kind of thing, so he was very eye-catching, and dragged and pulled him one by one to stop him.
However, Su Zheshan was emotional, facing his own son was like seeing an enemy who killed his father and took his wife, desperately trying to break free, and almost greeted Su Qinglang's head with his fist.
Seeing that the housekeeper couldn't break free, he could only scold with his fists and kicks: "You bastard, who asked you to come back, get out of me, get out of ......"
Su Qinglang stood not far from his father, squinted his eyes and smiled, nodded and patted his ass and said, "Dad, after the early dynasty, I haven't seen you for two hours, are you okay with your old man?" ”
Su Zheshan was even more furious, he almost didn't come up in one breath, coughed a few times, and scolded with his fists and feet: "You bastard, I don't have a son like you, get out of me, get out of ......"
There was a little slave behind him, young, careless, pulling the master's noble body for the first time, he was a little scared in his heart, and he accidentally let go of his hand, almost making him rush to Su Qinglang.
Seeing this, Su Qinglang's pupils shrank, and he hurriedly took a few steps back, took a folding fan to block his father's attack, and said quickly: "Dad, the child will roll out in a while, Erniang announced that the child is in trouble, and the child does not dare to disobey." ”
Then, holding the folding fan in his hand, he made a gesture to his father, lifted the hem of his clothes, and walked towards the door of the inner courtyard as if the strong man was gone.
Su Qinglang walked into the room with his feet drawn, his ears were still echoing with his father's angry abuse, he sighed slightly, since the old man of the criminal department was killed by himself, his father has been very resentful of himself recently.
Suddenly, he felt that his back was windy, full of murderous aura, and he hurriedly dodged, and a cup passed by the side of his clothes, fell to the ground and shattered.
He paused, came back to his senses again, waved his sleeves that were soaked with tea, and walked into the house calmly, Shi Shiran saluted a woman and said, "Erniang." ”
Su Qinglang's second mother was originally Su Zheshan's concubine Liang, since Su Qinglang's mother died of illness, she was raised to be the second lady in the house, and Liang's knees have no heirs, so they have always treated Su Qinglang as their own son.
Liang saw Su Qinglang coming, looked at the broken tea cup on the ground, turned his head and instructed the maid beside him: "You go out and tell Su Zheshan that Qinglang was called by me, if he dares to touch a single hair of my son, the old lady will turn around and fight with him!" ”
The maid's face was blue and white, very ugly, but due to the majesty of the lady, she had to take the order, and Su Qinglang stood in the hall, sighing a little and sighing.
Recalling that before his mother died, he fought to the death with the Liang family, but now he is as good as a mother and son.
Liang saw him standing on the side, not speaking, but shaking his head and sighing, and couldn't help but glance at him dissatisfied.
Sitting in the hall, holding a silk handkerchief in his hand, he said angrily: "It's all here, what are you still doing as a stake in that square, is it possible to enter Erniang's backyard, and still think about which girl in the drunken fairy building?" ”
Su Qinglang was excited, immediately stood up straight, shook his face, and walked over with a smile on his face: "How can it!" ”
He casually inserted the folding fan into his waist, strode to Liang's side, pinched her shoulders dogged, and coaxed sweetly:
"People only say that they fight tiger brothers and go into battle with father and son, but in my opinion, Erniang loves me the most in heaven and earth, not to mention the girl in which building and which courtyard, even the mother in this palace is here, and it can't compare to Erniang's position in my heart."
Liang glanced at him again, looking still angry, but with a smile on his face, he pretended to be disgusted: "You kid, you will coax me with some good words!" If you really think about Erniang so much, why don't you come back to see me all the time? ”
Su Qinglang hurriedly defended: "The child is speaking from the bottom of his heart, isn't this what my father said to people outside, I am not allowed to come back to the house, otherwise I will break my legs......"
Speaking of this, he deliberately paused and glanced at it secretly, but seeing Liang's resentful face, he snorted coldly, and the handkerchief in his hand was about to be twisted into a ball.
secretly laughed in his heart, and continued to add fuel and vinegar and said: "Although you are in charge of the house now, Erniang, then I am a son, can't I save some face for my father?" Anyway, I've been clearly warned, it's not good to disobey my father's orders to commit crimes against the wind, and just wander around our house if it's okay, right? ”
The Liang family was originally very angry because Su Zheshan explicitly forbade it, which caused Su Qinglang to be unable to go back to the house to visit him often, and after Su Qinglang's provocation, he was annoyed.
I heard Su Qinglang say very aggrievedly: "If it weren't for the ban set by my father, why wouldn't I come to visit Erniang?" ”
After a pause, he shook Liang's shoulder again, and said coquettishly: "What kind of person am I, others don't know, Erniang, can you still not know?" ”
Liang was suddenly distressed, patted Su Qinglang's hand, and complained indignantly: "That's it, it's all your father's fault, our family Qinglang is the best and most filial child in the world." ”
Seeing that the Liang family had almost forgotten to settle accounts with himself, Su Qinglang was satisfied, and sat down directly on the chair in the lower position.
Picked up the cup on the square table, held the lid of the cup, took a sip of the ginseng tea prepared by the Liang family, and asked, "By the way, Erniang came to me today, is there anything wrong?" ”
"That's ......"
Liang coughed dryly and replied: "Erniang recently told you about a family matter, it is the daughter of Lord Chengxidu's family, you will go and see it tomorrow?" ”
Su Qinglang squirted out a mouthful of tea, almost didn't come up in one breath, glared at his second mother and said in surprise: "Where did the heroine come from, she actually wanted to marry me?" ”