Chapter 533: Embarrassing Story
During the trip to Jiangjun, the task was completed perfectly, and it can even be said that it was overfulfilled, because Shi Jinlang not only saved people, but also got one of the twelve dream miracles.
But there is a problem that makes Shi Jinlang very headache at the moment, that is, Xiao Qiao.
This girl is too clingy, although she looks fourteen or fifteen years old, but the degree of clinginess is not lower than that of Cai Wenji.
Before going back, because the space bracelet had a cooldown time every time it teleported, the two of them first wandered around Jiangjun for a while, riding the mammoth giant elephant king, and Xiao Qiao hung Shi Jinlang's neck and buried it in his arms, looking like a coquettish child.
After going back, it was even worse, in front of so many people in Jixia Academy, Xiao Qiao held Shi Jinlang's hand, and he couldn't break it.
In the crowd, Shi Jinlang deliberately paid attention to Zhou Yu, he was still very excited to see Xiao Qiao at the beginning, his face was full of unconcealable admiration, but unfortunately Xiao Qiao was not interested in him, and he never said a word to him.
Shi Jinlang is really embarrassed, he himself just treats Xiao Qiao as his little sister, but Xiao Qiao is different, Shi Jinlang can see that her big eyes are full of unconcealed admiration.
Shi Jinlang couldn't break Xiao Qiao's hand, and he looked a little embarrassed in front of people. Seeing this, Sun Shangxiang hurriedly came over and persuaded him: "Qiaoqiao, Lord Shi is already very tired, don't pester him anymore!" β
"No!" When Xiao Qiao heard this, instead of letting go, she hugged her tighter, she held Shi Jinlang's arm with both hands, and half of her body leaned on Shi Jinlang's body.
"Nonsense!" Da Qiao was angry at that time, and she stepped forward and raised her hand to teach Xiao Qiao a lesson.
"You fight, your parents are not here anyway, you can fight, kill me!"
Xiao Qiao didn't dodge or dodge, and deliberately straightened his still developing chest in front of Da Qiao.
"You're all hungry, let's eat first!"
Mozi changed the subject on the side.
"Big brother eats Qiaoqiao, big brother doesn't eat, Qiaoqiao is not late!" Xiao Qiao didn't let go.
"You-"
Da Qiao's face was flushed with anger, and Yang's hand in the air trembled, but he never took a shot.
"You fight, if you can't kill me, I'll starve myself to death!" Little Joe huffed.
Shi Jinlang smiled, touched Xiao Qiao's little head and said, "Qiaoqiao, you can't talk to your sister like this, let's go, let's go eat!" β
"Hmm!"
Xiao Qiao smiled sweetly at Shi Jinlang and said, "Qiao Qiao listens to the words of the big brother!" β
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When Da Qiao heard this, she wanted to cry without tears, she clearly remembered that Xiao Qiao was a very obedient and sensible little girl, why hadn't she seen her for a few days, and it had become so unreasonable?
When eating, Xiao Qiao did not let go of Shi Jinlang's hand, Shi Jinlang was held by her, and he could only eat with one hand.
The atmosphere at the banquet was very embarrassing, even Da Qiao, her own sister, couldn't control Xiao Qiao, and everyone didn't know what the situation was, but they didn't dare to ask.
finally stayed up until the end of the meal, it was not early, Shi Jinlang wanted to go back to the room to rest, Xiao Qiao still held him and did not let go, just like a conjoined baby.
"Qiaoqiao, forget about eating, you can't even disturb Lord Shi when you are resting!"
Even Sun Ce couldn't stand it anymore, he had always loved his sister-in-law, but Xiao Qiao's performance today was really a little excessive.
"Come with me!"
Da Qiao looked angry, stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Qiao's hand, dragging her and wanting to leave.
"Woo-woo-"
Little Joe sat on the ground and cried on the spot.
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Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, even if he eats, but sleeping is a more sensitive thing, Xiao Qiao is fourteen or fifteen years old, most children at this age are already half adults, men and women have different truths and naturally understand, Xiao Qiao doesn't know whether she doesn't understand or doesn't care, anyway, she is now with the regular Jinlang, don't think about driving her away when you look at this posture to eat and sleep.
"I think I have to teach you a lesson, otherwise you will never learn to be polite!"
Da Qiao was completely annoyed by Xiao Qiao, she raised her hand and hit Xiao Qiao's body without saying a word.
Da Qiao's hand didn't fall on Xiao Qiao, Shi Jinlang reached out and grabbed her, this matter started because of Shi Jinlang, and Shi Jinlang must take responsibility.
"Jojo, stop crying!" Shi Jinlang smiled embarrassedly, lowered his head and said to Xiao Qiao, who was crying on the ground: "Big brother's room can't live anymore, because there are two little cuties who occupy my bed, if you go over again, then you can only sleep on the floor!" β
"Okay, Jojo can sleep on the floor!"
Little Joe blurted out almost without hesitation.
"emmmm-" Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "It's definitely not okay to sleep on the floor, now that the weather is cold, it's easy to get sick when you sleep on the floor, otherwise, there is another room next door to the big brother's room, otherwise how about Qiao Qiao live in the house next door to the big brother?" β
"But, but Jojo is afraid!" Xiao Qiao looked up at Shi Jinlang and said with a pitiful expression: "Qiao Qiao will have nightmares at night!" β
There are indeed too many things that happened in Jiangjun on this day, and Xiao Qiao, as a girl, has experienced so many things, and it is inevitable to be afraid.
"Sister accompanies you, you can't trouble Lord Shi anymore!" Da Qiao snorted and said, "This is the biggest concession my sister can make, if you still don't agree, then there is no way!" β
"Can I play games with my big brother before I go to bed?" Xiao Qiao wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and asked in a whimpering voice.
"Good!"
Seeing that Xiao Qiao was persuaded to do so, Shi Jinlang hurriedly nodded and said, "You can play games, you can play games!" β
The onlookers also took a long breath, because Xiao Qiao was so messy and entangled, Shi Jinlang would definitely not be able to get out for a while, Shi Jinlang would not rest, and no one dared to leave the scene.
"Sister Qiaoqiao, I'll play with you too!"
"And me, and me!"
Cai Wenji went up, and Luban No. 7 also followed.
When Xiao Qiao was crying, Lu Ban No. 7 and Cai Wenji had been watching from the side, because they were the youngest students in Jixia Academy, and when they cried, others came to coax them, so they had no experience in coaxing people, Lu Ban No. 7 was stupid, Cai Wenji was cute, this pair of cute duo couldn't help so they could only stay by the side and watch, seeing that Xiao Qiao didn't cry, the two dared to go up and speak.
"Okay, okay!"
Seeing Cai Wenji and Luban No. 7, Xiao Qiao burst into tears and laughed on the spot, she cried and laughed fast.
"Lord Shi, although my sister is fifteen years old, her mind is immature, not much different from a three-year-old child!"
Da Qiao walked up to Shi Jinlang and said to him apologetically: "She is so rude now, I hope Lord Shi won't be angry!" β
"It's fine!" Shi Jinlang stretched out his finger and pointed at Cai Wenji and Lu Ban No. 7 and said: "I don't dare to say anything else, but when it comes to the ability to take care of children, I'm afraid that no one in the entire Jixia Academy can compare to me!" β
Shi Jinlang didn't brag about it, he now feels like a sad full-time dad, it seems that he attracts the attention of children everywhere, first Daji baby, then Cai Wenji and Luban No. 7, and now he has added Xiao Qiao, the name of this full-time dad is afraid that he has not run away.
"It's too troublesome, it's too much, and I blame my sister for not being a good sister!" Big Joe said embarrassedly.
"Little things!" Shi Jinlang nodded, and then said to the onlookers: "It's not early, let's go to sleep!" β
Shi Jinlang spoke, and everyone nodded goodbye.
"Lord Shi, you have a good rest today, and I have something to tell you tomorrow!"
Zhuang Zhou was the last to go, and before he left, he came to Shi Jinlang's side, lowered his voice, and said to Shi Jinlang mysteriously.
Shi Jinlang casually asked what was going on, but Zhuang Zhou didn't say anything, and then turned around and left.
Shi Jinlang didn't pay too much attention to it, and then went back with Xiao Qiao, Cai Wenji and Lu Ban No. 7.
After returning to the room, Shi Jinlang glanced at the messy room, and then looked back at Cai Wenji and Luban No. 7, and the two of them were a little flustered when they saw Shi Jinlang looking at them.
"Goddess, are you not full for dinner, I secretly hid a chicken leg for you here, or you can eat it!"
When Luban No. 7 dodged, he hurriedly took out a chicken leg and said to Cai Wenji.
"Well, thank you little Luban!" Cai Wenji was also not polite, grabbed the chicken leg handed by Luban No. 7, lay on the rocking chair and ate it leisurely.
Cai Wenji ate chicken legs, and Luban No. 7 hung his hands to the side, looking at his nose and nose, and never looked at Shi Jinlang.
"Alas, I don't know what sins I created in my last life, God wants to torture me like this in this life!"
Shi Jinlang sighed for a long time, but the room still had to be cleaned up, otherwise, it would not even be useful to have a place to stay at night.
Fortunately, Xiao Qiao is more sensible, she helped to clean up with Shi Jinlang, and soon, the room was finally a little cleaner, although it still looked like a mess, but most of the things were barely in place.
"Thank you Qiaoqiao, you are much more sensible than those two bear children!" Shi Jinlang rubbed Xiao Qiao's head and said, "Say, what reward do you want!" β
"Jojo wants to listen to the big brother tell the story, a good story!"
When Xiao Qiao heard this, he said excitedly.
"Tell a story?" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "Storytelling is the strength of big brother!" β
"Tell a story? I'll listen to it too! β
"And me!"
When the cute duo heard a story, they ran up one by one.
"Go wash your hands first!" Shi Jinlang looked at Cai Wenji's greasy hand, glared at her and said, "If you don't wash your hands after eating, who taught you?" β
"Hmph-" Cai Wenji glared at Shi Jinlang, snorted, and then wiped her greasy little hand on Luban No. 7's clothes and said, "Okay, it's clean now!" β
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Shi Jinlang was full of black lines, he looked down at Luban No. 7 and said, "Can you bear this?" β
"It is my honor to serve the goddess!" Luban No. 7 didn't look at Shi Jinlang, and said to Cai Wenji with a flattering face.
"Sure enough, it's a licking dog!"
Shi Jinlang pursed his lips and didn't say anything.
"Big brother, tell a story!" Xiao Qiao whispered on the side.
"Yes, yes, tell a story!" Shi Jinlang contacted Alice through Zhihai and said: "Alice, help me find out if there is any little story, that is, the kind of little story that teaches children to be obedient!" β
Shi Jinlang, a full-time dad, does not have the name of a dad, but he has the fact of a dad, since he has decided to be a full-time dad, there are stories about parenting and bedtime, Shi Jinlang must learn it.
"Okay, okay, give me a good lay, the story is coming!"
After Shi Jinlang finished speaking, Cai Wenji, Lu Ban No. 7 and Xiao Qiao obediently lay on the bed.
"Ahemβ"
Shi Jinlang coughed, cleared his throat and said: "Once upon a time, there was a mother chicken, and this mother chicken gave birth to a little yellow chicken, and one day, the mother chicken took the baby chicken to play on the grass. The mother chicken said to the little yellow chicken that the baby should not run around, and it would be dangerous to run around. β
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The three people lying on the bed pouted their lips in unison when they heard the beginning of this story, but in order to show respect for Shi Jinlang, a full-time dad, none of them spoke.
"The little yellow chicken catches insects on the grass to eat, suddenly, it sees a flower butterfly, the little yellow chicken is attracted by the flower butterfly, and then forgets the words of the mother chicken, and runs after the flower butterfly, the butterfly flies farther and farther, and the little yellow chicken goes farther and farther. Suddenly, a big black cat came out from behind the tree, opened its blood-red mouth, showed its sharp teeth, and pounced on the little yellow chicken. The little yellow chicken was frightened and shouted desperately, Mommy, Mommy, help, help! β
Speaking of this, Shi Jinlang looked nervously at the three people on the bed with a disdainful expression: "Guess what's going on behind the scenes?" β
Luban No. 7 pursed his lips, looked back at Cai Wenji, who was lying next to him, and said, "Goddess, are the chicken legs delicious?" β
"It's okay!"
Shi Jinlang looked embarrassed, so he had to continue.
The mother chicken heard the cry for help of the little yellow chicken and ran over quickly. The mother chicken pecked the big black cat hard with her pointed beak and chased the big black cat hard with its wings, and the big black cat was finally driven away. The mother chicken patted the little yellow chicken's head and said to the little yellow chicken, child, you must listen to your mother in the future, and you can't run around anymore. The little yellow chicken lowered his head embarrassedly and said to his mother, Mom, Mom, I will definitely listen to you in the future and never run around again. Then, the little yellow chicken happily played with the mother chicken on the grass again! β
After telling the story, Shi Jinlang looked down at the three people on the bed: "How about it, is the story exciting, is it halfway through the story, I am particularly worried about the little yellow chicken, if the mother chicken does not find the little yellow chicken, the little yellow chicken will be eaten by the big black cat?" β
Shi Jinlang's saliva flew, his eyebrows danced, and the three people on the bed were still white-eyed.
"Listen to stories, you can't just listen to the surface!" Shi Jinlang forcibly explained: "You have to listen to the connotation of the story, this story tells us that children must listen to adults, otherwise when they encounter danger, it will be too late!" β
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Cai Wenji steamed bun black line said: "Xiao Luban, let's cut the fruit, I think it's more interesting to cut the fruit!" βγ
"Okay, if you don't talk about cutting fruit, I'm almost asleep!"
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