"Just now, Brother Chen said that there is something important to discuss with Lin Daxian, and he is so anxious that he falls into the immortal cloud, and it is very important to think about it, and it is better for me, an outsider, to know or avoid it!" Although Guo Bi said this, his face and tone were clearly full of great interest, and although he moved his shriveled ass, he did not have the slightest intention of leaving the futon.

When people fool others, their ability to observe property and color is absolutely skyrocketing. Guo Bi's obvious expression, how could Lin Feng and Chen Lei not see it?

"My two brothers and Guo Gongzi hit it off at first sight, and I talked with Gongzi at the right time, which can be regarded as heart-to-heart. I didn't think that people like us with a humble position have no self-knowledge, but they think about Gao Pan Zuo Gongzi! Lin Feng sighed slightly, "I'll wait for this not to disturb Guo Gongzi!"

After Lin Feng finished speaking, he looked very disappointed, got up and pulled Chen Lei to leave.

Although the two fooled Guo Bi around, Guo Bi took advantage of the two during this period, especially Lin Feng, Chen Lei could clearly see that the back of his hand was rubbed against Guo Bi's topaz-like calloused hand and made a big reddish patch.

He has a deep relationship with Lin Feng, and the two of them are "full of affection" on weekdays, but he knows the problem of their sexual orientation. If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't bear the burden of humiliation for his brother in Qinglong Village, and helped him, Chen Lei would have been scattered long ago with the disgusting appearance of the dead eunuch. Guo Bi is leaving, he can't ask for it! The eunuch who eats and eats by observing words and feelings, where can he not see that Lin Feng is retreating as advancing. This Lin Feng, what are you doing?

Guo Bi naturally wanted Lin Feng and the two to stay, but as for what Lin Feng mentioned, Gao Pan didn't care, because in his heart, he was only interested in the fairy and ghost things of the two, and he just wanted to get an immortal prescription from Lin Feng.

Lin Feng and the others still want to cling to him, it's really a toad on a pepper tree - can you hold it steadily!

Guo Bi laughed "roaring". His laughter was like a mouthful of thick phlegm in his throat, and he heard Lin Feng and Chen Lei's throats itch dry, and they almost vomited.

Guo Bi smiled and said, "The two of you have misunderstood!" I thought what you were talking about was something that could not be divulged, so I was ready to leave! He got up and grabbed Lin Feng and Chen Lei, "Lin Daxian and Brother Chen treat me sincerely, then the son will stay, please sit down!"

"Very good, very good!" After Lin Feng pulled Chen Lei to sit down, "Second brother, let's talk!" Guo Gongzi has been tall and well-informed for a long time, and he can just help us! After Lin Feng finished speaking, when Zuo Feng's attention turned to Chen Lei, he gave Chen Lei a look, and alluded to his crotch!

Chen Lei didn't know what medicine was sold in Lin Feng's gourd, where did he have anything important to say! Even if he got Lin Feng's hint, he was not sure, he pointed to his crotch, Lin Feng nodded slightly with a wicked smile, Chen Lei's heart tightened, and he scolded secretly: Your uncle, you yourself offered five girls for this dead eunuch, don't pull me into the water!

If it weren't for Lin Feng, he Chen Lei would have gone offline a long time ago. No way, who calls them brothers! Chen Lei looked around, "This... It's not appropriate, right? ”

Guo Bi thought that Chen Lei was worried that the guards he brought would hear what he was talking about, so he repelled the four of them.

Lin Feng somewhat guessed that Chen Lei had some misunderstanding, and also sent a message to Chen Lei when Guo Bi repelled the guards, and Chen Lei breathed a sigh of relief after reading it. Thinking that he would be able to fool Eunuch Guo again, facing him, Chen Lei showed an honest smile on his face.

Chen Lei took out a beautiful box, pushed it in front of Guo Bi, and said, "Guo Gongzi, this is the reason why I came to find the third brother in a hurry!" ”

Guo was much more visible than good things, and he was a little disappointed that the box in front of him appeared, thinking that there were no good treasures in it, and he pushed it in front of Lin Feng without opening it to take a look, "Brother Chen can't fall into the clouds because of such ordinary things, right?" ”

Lin Feng also pushed it directly to Chen Lei without opening the box, but just looked at Chen Lei in confusion. Of course, he loaded it, he naturally recognized this box, and the contents were even more impressive, and he didn't want to take the contents of the noodles.

Chen Lei smiled mysteriously: "Please take a look, two of you!" Chen Lei took out the fake roots inside one by one and placed them on several sides.

Of course, Guo Bi recognized these as fake roots, and he didn't use them less. There are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and there is only one emperor, how can it be wet with rain and dew. The concubines who couldn't stand the blessing of the Son of Heaven and had a certain status who could not survive the day naturally vented the fire on their eunuchs.

Guo Bi is in the prime of life, although he has lost the treasure, but his physical strength is much stronger than that of the old eunuch, so he is naturally favored, and the topaz-like cocoon on his hand is the evidence that he is popular in the harem.

It is said that the companion is like a tiger, and these little eunuchs are not extremely cautious when serving these concubines. After a long time, I have psychological problems, distortions, and perversions. Naturally, he vented his anger on those palace maids who had no status and power.

So when it comes to the time to use fake roots, the time that Lin Feng and Chen Lei touch the real guy in the toilet and the battle is not as good as him. It is precisely because of this that he developed from hating women at the beginning to hating women, as an incomplete man, he fantasized about becoming a real man countless times, and he couldn't ask for it and turned into a man who liked it!

Lin Feng's two titles, "Lewd Scumbag" and "Witness", increased his initial favorability towards NPCs of the opposite sex by 40%~50%. This also made Guo Bi's eyes warm up as soon as he saw Lin Feng. Even Lin Feng's kneeling salute was waived, and he got up to greet Lin Feng, holding his hand and not letting it go.

As soon as Lin Feng saw Guo Bi, he threw his exploration technique at him, and he was very surprised when he knew his identity.

Mari Guobi, the game information introduces that he was dissatisfied because he didn't touch the hand of the general Gongsun Yu on the border, and he "shouted the baby compromise" at Emperor Lingyan, causing Gongsun Yu to almost lose his life, if it weren't for Teng Shu and others to intercede, it is estimated that there is now a person deep in the grave grass.

This kind of person, how dare Lin Feng slack off, it is nothing to avoid the disaster by eating a little loss by himself, at most, it is not to vomit a few more times afterwards, and then jump into the Qinglong River to soak him for three days and three nights, if there is beautiful food, it is a small problem in the middle of the night.

He wanted to reply to the message sent to him by Chen Lei, but he was holding his hand, and a pair of eyes kept sweeping around his body with a fiery light, how dare he be more distracted!

I can only sigh non-stop, and while secretly scolding Guo Bi in my heart, I also keep shouting for help. I'm not sure if I've sent a message or not.

These things on several sides reminded me of my little brother who had become a dried corpse hanging in the palace room, if he didn't think that Chen Lei didn't know his identity, he would definitely be angry immediately. What others encounter is that the pot is not opened, and I don't have that one, but you want to put it out, and one is stronger than the other!

Every time Chen Lei took one, Guo Bi's face was not good-looking.

Chen Lei deliberately disgusted Zuo Feng, not to mention how happy he felt when he looked at him like that. Lin Feng secretly also called "good" non-stop.

When he saw that Zuo Feng's face was extremely difficult, he quickly pretended to ask: "Second brother, what is so extraordinary about these things?" ”

Chen Lei nodded and said seriously: "These Mr. Jiao seem to be no different from those who have fun in ordinary rooms, but they actually have a lot of origins. ”

"These Mr. Horns can't even get on the treasure record of the Heavenly God, so what's so extraordinary?" Guo Bi said dissatisfiedly. He said that the "Treasure Book of the Gods" should be the game item information system that players have = owned.

"What Guo Gongzi said is the same as what I thought when I first got this thing. At first, I just carried them with me to make sex more enjoyable." When Chen Lei said this, he stopped, picked one and held it in his hand, took a breath and took out a cloth to wipe it up.

Seeing Guo Bi laughing again: "I didn't expect Brother Chen to be so elegant!" Guo's face looked much better at this time, and he was waiting for Chen Lei to say what happened later.

Lin Feng pretended to wait for Chen Lei's next words very seriously, but in fact, he was contemptuous in his heart for Chen Lei because he couldn't organize his speech for a while, so he pretended to wipe the fake roots.

After Chen Lei wiped it, he said: "Yesterday, when I passed by a green building, the evil thoughts in my mind were suddenly aroused by the girls on the railing, and the evil fire that had accumulated in my abdomen for many days was suddenly ignited! Chen Lei lifted the fabric in front of the crotch with his hand, and a small tent appeared, "I will definitely die of laughter when I walk in the crowd like this in broad daylight." So I simply went into the building and had a good time! Who knows that the lady is not only very pretty, but even more rare..."

"What is it?" Guo Bi, who was aroused by curiosity, asked.

"This..." Chen Lei's face was embarrassed.

"Say it!" Lin Feng saw Chen Lei like that, his stomach hurt, he just wanted Chen Lei to say it quickly, so that he could take the opportunity to smile and breathe a sigh of relief!

"What's even more rare is that the lady is a master of the rivers and lakes, and she is in the year of the tiger and wolf, I..." Chen Lei said that there was another pause here.

"Brother Chen, what's wrong with you? Let's talk about it. Guo Bi picked up the teacup while chasing

This guy is still hanging people's appetite, Lin Feng really can't hold it anymore, so he has to hold his stomach and pretend that his waist and legs are sore, and move around.

"I tried my best to make it happen!"

"Hahahaha·····" Lin Feng slapped a few cases with a bang, and Guo Bi choked two water dragons in his nose, although he had tears in his eyes, he couldn't stop laughing like Lin Feng.

"If you laugh again, I won't say anything!" Chen Lei said angrily.

Both of them tried their best to suppress their laughter and motioned for Chen Lei to continue.

The girl's expression made me very uncomfortable, so I added money, took out a fake root, tied it around my waist, and cleaned her up fiercely. When I was done, I found out that an hour had passed, and the girl had already fainted! At this time, I finally vented my anger and wanted to end up and leave, who would have ······" Chen Lei looked at his abdomen very strangely at this time, "Who would have thought that after untying the strip of cloth, the fake root seemed to have taken root in my abdomen, and it couldn't be removed!" At this point, he stared at his abdomen in fear.

"Rooting is impossible, right? Maybe it's because you get carried away, and you have too much wonderful liquid, and then after a long time, it becomes sticky and sticks the fake root to your stomach. Guo Bi said flatly.

Guo Bi is really experienced, this kind of thing should have happened a lot, Lin Feng secretly admired, and he was also wondering if the word "like glue like paint" was originally obtained in this way.

Chen Lei hugged his fist at Guo Bi and said: "Guo Gongzi is well-informed, I thought so at first. When I grabbed the object and tried to remove it, I felt a slight feeling of being kneaded. At the time, I thought it was a mistake and couldn't believe it. So I pinched hard, and a small pain came from above. ”

"Ahh So, isn't the false root one with you? Guo Bi stared at the little eyes and was very excited, and his face was full of joy.

"Well, that's right, I was shocked into a cold sweat right now!"

This Chen Lei is really TM too good, he can also tell the fact that fake things are taking root in his stomach, and his acting skills are enough to be a good rogue actor, which made Lin Feng almost burst into laughter again.

He saw that the more Chen Lei talked, the more outrageous it became, and he was afraid that Chen would not be able to finish it later, so he said: "This matter is too unbelievable, I think the second brother was so happy at that time that he hallucinated, right?"