"Uncle Rabbit is so nice, huh-"

Cai Wenji came up and kissed Shi Jinlang again, and then grabbed her phone and ran to play a game.

"What's the use of being good, little aunt, you have to find a way to learn to summon Hu Jiqin!"

"Okay, I'll learn right away, cut, I'll cut cut!"

“...”

Cai Wenji was cutting fruit with great interest on the side, but Shi Jinlang was holding his head and crying wolf on the side.

"Da-da-bang-bang-"

At this moment, a rapid gunfire was heard not far away.

Shi Jinlang looked up and saw that the sound came from Luodao not far away, but there was a row of birch trees next to it, and Shi Jinlang couldn't see it very clearly.

"Little cutie, don't run around here, uncle, go ahead and have a look!"

"Okay, Uncle Rabbit, please take care of yourself!" Cai Wenji didn't raise her head.

Looking at Cai Wenji's attentive appearance when playing games, it is estimated that she will not move her ass when the earthquake comes.

Shi Jinlang was relieved, urged the Hot Wheels to fly in the direction of Luodao.

"Da-da-bang-bang-"

"Kill my father, hurt my grandmother, you stinky monsters, my master will fight for you!"

Above Luo Dao, more than a dozen blood monsters formed an encirclement, there were two corpses lying quietly in a pool of blood on the ground in the circle, messy luggage scattered all over the ground, and a little boy who looked like he was only five or six years old with a machine gun in his hand was desperately shooting at the group of blood monsters.

"Luban Seven?"

Shi Jinlang hovered in the air, and after seeing the appearance of this little boy clearly, he couldn't help but secretly say in his heart.

。。。。。。

There is only one word, and it has the honor to be named before the great name of Master Luban: genius genius genius every day every day...... Just!

How old is Master Luban? Secret! Master Luban's height? Secret! Master Luban's gender? Man! - Love letter from the girl admirer, please fly over to your heart's content! Master Lu Ban will spare a precious hour every day to reply to the letter, which will be sent by the organ bird!

The true face of Master Luban? Secret! Forget what you see! Youth! Dashing! Funny! Like! Every pore shows the high IQ that crushes mortals! Master Luban, that's how confident! (Important note for admirers: the hairline is also low!) ）

What is the origin of Master Luban? It should be traced back to the time when Jixia rebuilt on the ruins! The only regret in Master Luban's life is to let the migrant worker named Mozi preemptively let the ancient trick reappear in the world! Since then, Master Luban has regarded him as his only rival in life!

When Mozi finished building Chang'an, Master Luban was excited! Silent! Total immersion! In the study of destructive mechanisms. The resentment is so deep! So much so that Master Lu Ban will always only develop topics that are contrary to the peace advocated by Mozi! However, whether it was the mechanism road under the grass or the towering city wall of Chang'an, they all withstood the impact of wave after wave of super destructive mechanisms. It's profound! Unbearable! Disgrace!

How can a highly intelligent and rational person sink like this! Master Luban calmly examines himself and his opponent. Ah, wait! A surprise attack! New weapons, coming soon! His wise decision is to create a truly destructive mechanism! Phew, it's not a plastic villain! Yes, you can't die if you don't touch the model, why don't you understand!

From then on, when people are fighting each other, Master Luban will hide somewhere and watch you! Maybe it's the grass, maybe it's the base, maybe it's the back of the store, maybe it's the tyrant's puddle...... Who cares! In short, he silently counted one, two, three, and pressed the remote control. As a result, the Luban No. 7 on the battlefield, the extremely powerful mouth cannon oh no shark mouth cannon, immediately blasted any object in the way of the front!

Yes, this is the true face of Master Luban and his genius organ creation Luban Seven!

"Borrow your flesh to test the power of new inventions!"

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There are not many descriptions of Luban No. 7 in the background story of Glory of Kings, it is a mechanism man created by the legendary Master Luban with a combination of magic techniques, although it is a machine man, but Luban No. 7 has human emotions and ways of thinking, as for why it is No. 7, it is possible that there are six failures in the front!

"It's really Luban No. 7!"

Shi Jinlang looked down at the little boy in the encirclement, his iconic big head, a shark's mouth cannon like a machine gun, and a big trap box wrapped around the back of his waist, who else could it be if it wasn't Luban No. 7?

Luban No. 7 looks very much like a four or five-year-old boy, although he looks like him, the essence of his body is still a mechanical person, so when he twists his head, he still makes a mechanical sound of "squeak, squeak".

"Da-da-bang-bang-"

The shark's mouth cannon kept firing dense bullets for a moment, and a long string of tongues of fire overflowed from the muzzle of the shark's mouth cannon, and more than a dozen blood monsters didn't last long before they were swept into a hornet's nest together.

"Daddy, Grandma, wake up, wake up!"

The Blood Clan monsters fell to the ground and did not move, but Luban No. 7 pounced on the two corpses on the ground.

Judging from the luggage scattered on the ground at the scene, Luban No. 7's "Mom and Dad" should have fled with him, but on the way to escape, he encountered a blood monster and was killed by a blood monster when he couldn't dodge.

Of course, Shi Jinlang would not associate the corpses on the ground with Master Luban, the legendary figure of the King Continent, because their clothes were too ordinary, but why Luban No. 7 would follow them, or why Master Luban would abandon Luban No. 7, it is unknown.

"Little Luban, they're dead!"

Shi Jinlang fell from mid-air, walked to Luban No. 7's side and said loudly.

"Who are you?"

Luban No. 7 jumped up from the ground suddenly, and the shark mouth cannon in his hand was also aimed at Shi Jinlang's chest for the first time.

"Don't get so excited, I'm human!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "It's really you, little short legs!" ”

I didn't see it too real from a high place before, but when it was close, Shi Jinlang could even see the color of the sunlight reflected by the metallic luster on Lu Ban No. 7's face.

In the game Glory of Kings, Luban No. 7 is a shooter hero, because he is short, so he won the title of "little short legs", plus his appearance is very mocking, the skill is aimed at the whole map, and the output is super disgusting, there is such a saying in the game circle, team battles can be lost, Luban must die, so Luban No. 7 is the target of gamers to focus on fire.

"Humans?" Luban No. 7 circled around Shi Jinlang, then rolled his eyes and said, "What a stupid human being!" ”

"Hey, you little thing, how do you talk?"

Forget the abominable Luban No. 7 in the game, after all, it is a virtual character, but when I saw Luban No. 7 in reality, I didn't expect it to be even more hateful than in the game.

"Daddy, Grandma, wake up, you're dead, who will take in Little Seven?"

Lu Ban No. 7 ignored Shi Jinlang, turned around and threw himself on the corpse again.

"Don't cry, they're dead, people can't be resurrected after death, hurry up and find a place to bury them!"

Seeing that Luban No. 7 was crying so sadly, Shi Jinlang was embarrassed to go up and crash his head.

"Shut up, stupid human, you can't come back to life after you die!"

Lu Ban No. 7 changed his face in a second, crying and anger switched freely, and the speed made the Peking Opera masters sigh to themselves.

"You little short legs, kindly treat them as donkey livers and lungs, that's okay, when they turn into zombies, don't regret chasing and biting you!"

Shi Jinlang snorted and stood to the side.

"Hmph-" Luban No. 7 followed and chirped: "Stupid human, my father and aunt won't bite me!" ”

After speaking, when Luban No. 7 turned around and was about to pounce on the corpse again, the corpse on the ground suddenly stood upright.

"Daddy, Grandma, you're not dead?"

Luban No. 7 was surprised and delighted, and jumped up and hugged the thighs of the two people.

Because Luban No. 7 was too wild, and his machine head couldn't look up, he didn't notice anything abnormal at the first time.

"Roar—"

The corpses that had turned into zombies opened their hollow eyes, and they looked down at Luban No. 7 below, and opened their mouths full of blood and water.

"Click-"

"Click-"

Two crisp "clicks" were heard, and something fell to the ground.

"Daddy, Grandma, did you throw away something?"

Luban No. 7 bent down and picked up two bloody front teeth from the ground, and said with a little doubt: "It seems to be two teeth!" ”

The two zombies suddenly couldn't stand it, their brains lost their minds, and all they thought about was food, but they lost two front teeth in one mouth, and this zombie was too much of a failure!

"Roar—"

The angry zombie used both hands and feet, and jumped up and directly pressed Luban No. 7 to the ground.

"Tick-tick-tick-"

When the foul-smelling blood dripped on Lu Ban No. 7's face, when Lu Ban No. 7 saw the two distorted and hideous faces, he realized that the father and aunt in front of him had become zombies.

"Don't—don't bite me!" Lu Ban No. 7 covered his face with both hands, and shouted in a frightened voice: "Daddy, Grandma, please don't bite me!" ”

Luban No. 7 could have resisted, but he picked up the shark mouth cannon and put it down, although Daddy and Mama became zombies, but Luban No. 7 looked at the familiarity in their hideous faces, and Luban No. 7 never pressed the trigger.

"Little short legs, if you continue to be close to your father and aunt, Lord Ben will not disturb your family of three to enjoy family fun!"

Shi Jinlang smiled evilly, turned around and left.

Luban No. 7's bitten scalp was numb, although the zombies couldn't bite him, but from time to time a few bloody teeth fell out, if Luban No. 7 could urinate, he should have been scared to pee eight hundred years earlier.

"Wait a minute, stupid - oh no, handsome uncle, save- save me!"

Luban No. 7 finally couldn't bear it, and seeing that the waves were about to leave, he hurriedly shouted in a broken throat.

"Oh!" Shi Jinlang stopped and turned around and said, "Now it's not called a stupid human, it's called a handsome uncle?" ”

"Uncle, I was wrong, you save me first!" Luban No. 7 shouted in a mournful voice.

"Alright then!"

Shi Jinlang dragged out the Gatling machine gun from the 3,000 whiskers, and now that the three-pointed two-edged gun was gone, he couldn't find any other weapons to take advantage of for a while, so he could only use Wyad's machine gun to make a living.

"Wait—wait!"

Seeing that Shi Jinlang didn't know where to set up such a large machine gun, Lu Ban No. 7 hurriedly shook his head and said, "Uncle, although they have become zombies, they are my father and aunt after all, can you not hurt them?" ”

When Shi Jinlang heard this, he was stunned for a moment, Luban No. 7, as a product of an organ creation, could be so affectionate and righteous, which Shi Jinlang did not expect.

"Alright then!"

Shi Jinlang threw the Gatling machine gun back into the 3,000 whiskers, then took out the Overlord Stone, and urged the Spectroscopic Shadow to rush to Luban No. 7's side.

"Hold on!"

Shi Jinlang grabbed Luban No. 7's arm, then summoned Hot Wheels, jumped on the spot, and flew up with Luban No. 7.

"Bang bang—"

The two zombies fell to the ground, and they didn't seem to give up, got up and raised their heads and yelled at the sky.

"Daddy and Grandma, I'm sorry, it's Xiao Seven who failed to protect you!"

Luban No. 7 looked at the two zombies who were yelling at him below, and said with a whimper.

"It's so touching!"

Shi Jinlang stopped moving, he wanted to give Luban No. 7 a little more time, so that he could say goodbye to Daddy and Grandma.

Half a day passed, and Luban No. 7 turned his head to look at Shi Jinlang and said, "Uncle, can you take me away quickly?" ”

"How?" Shi Jinlang was surprised: "Don't you say a few words?" ”

"I-I'm out of words!"

"Oh, well!"

Shi Jinlang smiled awkwardly, and then urged Hot Wheels to leave.

Back at the creek, Cai Wenji was still holding her mobile phone and cutting watermelons there.

"Ah, who is this young lady?"

Seeing Cai Wenji, Luban No. 7 stepped forward and asked with a heart full of eyes.

"Hey, what kind of little short leg are you, ah no, what little short leg are you, oh oh, I'm sorry, little short leg, who are you?"

Cai Wenji was cutting the watermelon and was in a trance, and a huge head stretched out coldly, she was startled, stood up and said incoherently.

"My legs are not short!" Luban No. 7 smiled "hehe", leaned over to Cai Wenji's side and said, "Look at it, it's a little taller than you!" ”

"You're cheating!" Cai Wenji pointed to the stone at the foot of Luban No. 7 and said, "You are stepping on the stone!" ”

"Ahem—"

Lu Ban No. 7 coughed embarrassedly, if it weren't for the fact that the metal wouldn't change color, it is estimated that his face would be red.

Luban No. 7 began to hate his "father" Master Luban, if he hadn't cut corners when making Luban No. 7, the current Luban No. 7 would not even be a little girl.

"Little cutie, this is Luban No. 7, Luban No. 7, this is the little cutie Cai Wenji!"

Shi Jinlang took the initiative to introduce Cai Wenji and Luban No. 7 to know each other.

"Huh? You're a mechanic! ”

Hearing that Luban No. 7 was a machine person, Cai Wenji stepped forward in surprise and twisted his ears and said, "Don't say it, it's quite realistic!" ”