"Don't think that Lao Tzu really can't beat you!" Optimus Prime waved the Xuanyuan Sword in his hand and said, "Lao Tzu wants to get you, it's a matter of minutes!" ”

"Really?" The Five Spirit King sneered and said, "What nonsense, let's see the real chapter under your hands!" ”

"Drafted, come!"

Optimus Prime was furious and rushed up towards the Five Spirit King.

"Bang bang bang-"

The two behemoths gave up their strengths and weaknesses, gave up the Five Elements Spell, and began to fight hand-to-hand.

In Shi Jinlang's live broadcast room, a group of viewers continued the topic they had just discussed.

"By the way, Master Lang, what did you just say about the conditions for leaving the Swamp Illusion?"

"yes, let's talk about it, maybe we can help you figure it out!"

"Can you help me figure out a piece of!" Shi Jinlang leaned against the statue, holding a straw in his mouth, and said angrily.

"That's not for sure, as the saying goes, three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang, we have more than 3,000 people here, at least three hundred Zhuge Liang, three hundred Zhuge Liang at the same time to give Master Lang ideas, maybe you can help Master Lang break the formation!"

"Yes, yes, three hundred Zhuge Liang!"

"Okay, here's what it is—"

Although Shi Jinlang doesn't have any hope for the audience in the live broadcast room, he has nothing to do at the moment, and it doesn't hurt to talk to them.

"So, if you want to leave from the swamp illusion, you must defeat the nine-headed fierce beast Xiangliu, but Xiangliu is now being sealed under the Five Emperors, so we need to break the seal of the Five Emperors and release it now, but the condition for breaking the seal of the Five Emperors is to eliminate the Five Heavenly Emperors and the Five Elements Divine Beasts, although the two sides are hostile to each other, but the evolved Five Heavenly Emperors and the Five Elements Divine Beasts are particularly BUG-level powerful existences, I will definitely not be able to kill the two of them alone, but the fighting rhythm of the two of them is too slow, So I can only wait here for salted fish! ”

After Shi Jinlang finished speaking, there was an instant commotion in the live broadcast room, and everyone began to come up with ideas for Shi Jinlang.

"Master Lang, don't you have a three-pointed two-edged gun, don't you have a Hot Wheel, step on your beloved Hot Wheel, stand up your beloved three-pointed two-edged gun, and stab them to death one by one, won't you pass the test?"

"That's right! Although these two coercion look very powerful, they are not as good as Master Lang's open rabbit, and the plug-in will kill them! ”

Shi Jinlang pursed his lips and said: "I forgot to tell you just now, in the Weiyang Great Array, no spells and immortal weapons can be used, except for some small hot weapons that have some efficacy, the rest cannot be used!" ”

"And this kind of limitation!"

"There's no way, Master Lang can only wait for death!"

"I wondered, since Master Lang is an ordinary person now, why is he still so close, can't you run away to salted fish, you have to come here, if you are discovered by those two big bosses, wouldn't it be in vain to die!"

"I can go back and be reborn, go back to the set space, it's more complicated to explain, in short, you know that in this illusion, I can't die!"

Shi Jinlang couldn't explain that Alice had invaded the system data of the Weiyang Great Array and made this god-level "rollback" plug-in, so he could only explain it simply.

"Hold the grass, I just said that Master Lang didn't open the hanging, this is not a plug-in!"

"That's right, the infinite rollback is not a plug-in, as soon as it is hung in hand, I have it in the world, Master Lang goes up directly to hard anus and they are, you can't die anyway!"

"It's useless!" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said: "I can't do much damage to them, and the bullets of the Gatling gun and the shells of the anti-aircraft gun have been exhausted by me, and I am now bare-handed, do you want me to go up and scratch them with my hands?" ”

"Beat their balls, what are you afraid of with your bare hands, just hit the key point and it's over!"

"That's right, beat him up, beat him up!"

"Spank a fart!" Shi Jinlang took a sip and said: "These two hanging hairs are dozens of meters tall after they are combined, no matter how Lao Tzu fights, he can only jump up to the knee position!" ”

"Poof—ha—"

"I'm laughing to death, there's a picture!"

"Let's all come and see, Master Lang jumped hard and punched someone else's knee!"

“...”

"That's it!" Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "If you can't think of a good way, just shut up Lao Tzu!" ”

"Master Lang, since you can't beat them, and they have hatred for each other, why don't you want to magnify the hatred between them, stimulate their blood, and let them fight for life and death?"

Seeing this barrage, Shi Jinlang frowned slightly and said, "This brother, what do you say?" ”

"It's very simple, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, the simplest method of agitation is enough, sow discord between them, and it is easy to escalate the war!"

"For example?" Shi Jinlang asked.

"There are two forms of hatred in generals, one is the short-term hatred method, and the other is the competitive hatred method!"

"I don't understand, let's put it simply!" Shi Jinlang pouted.

"Why don't I give Master Lang an example, for example, Master Lang and you Fa Xiao fought because of a trivial matter, but they read each other's friendship, and the fight was not very intense, at this time, there is a mutual friend of both of you who comes over, he wants to stir up trouble and watch the excitement, and then he will expose each other the lack of morality you have done to each other, if I come to play this role, I will tell you that Fa Xiao, Master Lang and your girlfriend have slept with you!"

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "What kind of bullshit is this, this Nima is slanderous!" ”

"It doesn't matter if it's slander or not, as long as the hatred rises, you are small without knowing it, and you have a preconceived idea that you did sleep with his girlfriend, and then you will come up and fight with you, and then it will be a fist-to-flesh output, without ambiguity at all!"

"It's kind of interesting!" Shi Jinlang frowned and said: "But the relationship between the Five Elements Divine Beast and the Five Heavenly Emperors is not the same kind, one side is a human, and the other side is a beast, this kind of seems to be unable to pull hatred, right?" ”

"You don't care if he's a man or a beast, it's okay to arrange, slander, and people, anyway, how to come to be filthy, how to pull hatred!"

"Alright then, I'll try!"

The audience's method in the live broadcast room is a good way, if there is infighting between the Five Heavenly Emperors, Shi Jinlang is sure that they will fight to the death, but the relationship between the Five Heavenly Emperors and the Five Elements Divine Beast, Shi Jinlang has not yet figured out how to provoke.

"Fighting?"

When Optimus Prime and the Five Spirit Kings were hugging and beating together, Shi Jinlang walked up slowly.

Hearing Shi Jinlang speak, Optimus Prime and the Five Spirit Kings glanced back at him in unison, but there was nothing they could do about Shi Jinlang, so they just glanced at Shi Jinlang, and then each of them fought against each other.

"Soft hands, you can't do this!" Shi Jinlang stood not far away and continued to tease.

"It's none of your business, stay away!"

Optimus Prime and the Five Spirit Kings said in unison.

"It really has nothing to do with me, but I think it's really bad for you to spare each other's strength for each other like this!" Shi Jinlang laughed while circling around Optimus Prime and the Five Spirit Kings and said: "Although you are fighting together on the surface, you actually have old feelings in your hearts, right, the love between the owner and the pet in the past is difficult to solve, right?" ”

"I have a yarn relationship with you, get out of the way!" The Five Spirit King roared loudly at Shi Jinlang.

"Don't be angry!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "Xuanwu, I know you are in it, you have a partner before, right, and it is also a very beautiful mermaid, right!" ”

"So what?"

The Five Spirit King opened his mouth to speak, and this should be controlled by Xuanwu's consciousness.

Shi Jinlang smiled evilly and continued: "Then do you know that your former master, known as the Emperor of the Heavenly Ziwei Emperor in the Northern Arctic, has a strange special habit? ”

"What fetishes?" The Five Spirit King asked puzzled.

"Oh, how embarrassed am I to say this, it's so shameful to say it!" Shi Jinlang paused shyly and said, "Although I am a little ashamed, I still have to tell you!" ”

"What are you doing crookedly, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and fart quickly!" The Five Spirit King said impatiently.

"He loves sunfish!" Shi Jinlang said loudly: "Do you understand, Zhen Xuan has a special habit of behavior, that is, the Japanese fish, do you understand?" ”

"So what, what does it have to do with me?" The Five Spirit Kings were puzzled.

"Yes, what does it have to do with you, I like Japanese fish, Japanese mermaids!" Shi Jinlang deliberately accentuated his tone.

"Hu- nonsense, I- I didn't!"

"Optimus Prime" on the side originally looked confused, but when he heard Shi Jinlang say the words "Japanese mermaid", "Optimus Prime" suddenly panicked.

"You don't, what are you nervous about?" Shi Jinlang's eyes rolled, and he knew that his arrangement seemed to be a little interesting.

"Hold the grass, brother, you have a lot of taste!"

Optimus Prime spoke again, but it didn't sound like a striking.

"It's amazing, the Emperor of the Northern Arctic Zhongtian Ziwei actually has this special habit, it's really unseemly!"

"It's so barren, I'm a little curious, what's going on with such a thing?"

"Hahaha, it's pervasive!"

Optimus Prime entered the state of a ghost beast on the spot, and it sounded like the other four emperors were making fun of him wildly, whether it was true or not.

"Shut up, you guys, I-even if I'm a sunfish, I don't have a mermaid!"

It's okay that he didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, the Five Spirit Kings on the other side, who were still suspicious, completely broke out.

"Zhuan, I'll grass your uncle!"

"Boom-"

A column of water smashed down, and Optimus Prime, who couldn't dodge, was put to the ground on the spot by the water column.

"Brother, you can, you're really a fish every day!"

Although Optimus Prime was knocked to the ground, he was not angry, on the contrary, he did not hold back his laughter.

"Bang bang bang-"

The Five Spirit Kings fell from the sky and landed directly on Optimus Prime's body, followed by a "crackling" output of the five elements elemental power, and Optimus Prime was beaten without the power to parry.

"Hahaha, does Master Lang really know, or is he just breaking it out of thin air?"

"Can this Nima really know, it must be a fool!"

"But the Emperor actually loves this, it's really spicy!"

"Brother, you haven't tried it, and when you do, you'll love it!"

"What are you talking about, this is not a car to kindergarten, I want to get off!"

"The next barren is thin, the doors and windows are all welded dead, and you will never get out of the car until you reach the destination!"

"Looks like it's time to buy a fish!"

"Don't indulge yourself too much, or if you find a girlfriend, people will say that you have a seafood flavor!"

"666 - Thrill Thrill!"

"Nutrition can't keep up, I'll go out first to buy Nutrition Express!"

"Master Lang, this is not enough, you must provoke their hatred in both directions, so that the contradictions between the two sides can be completely intensified!"

"Hmm!" Shi Jinlang nodded thoughtfully and said, "It makes sense, but how to provoke it?" ”

"Continue to arrange, with Master Lang's strength, isn't this a piece of cake for you?"

"Okay, I'll try!"

Shi Jinlang's eyes rolled, and he thought about it, only to see him quickly walk to the side of the Five Spirit King and Optimus Prime.

"Brother Shaohao, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not!"

Shi Jinlang looked at Optimus Prime, who was beaten on the ground and laughed at the sound of a pig, and said loudly.

"Speak, say it quickly, there is something else to do with Zhuan, it will burst out in one breath, let's laugh!"

Optimus Prime opened his mouth to speak, it should be Shao Hao's consciousness that was manipulating, listening to the voice, he was already laughing and was about to die.

"This matter has something to do with your daughter-in-law!" Shi Jinlang smiled cheaply and said, "Does Emperor Shaohao want to know?" ”

"Something to do with my daughter-in-law?" Optimus Prime frowned, his laughter stopped abruptly, and he was stunned for a long time before he said, "What's the matter?" ”

"I'm quite ashamed to talk about it!" Shi Jinlang pretended to pause mysteriously for a moment and said, "Does your daughter-in-law particularly like pets, and she has a special fondness for the White Tiger, a divine beast of the Five Elements?" ”

"How do you know that?" Shao Hao felt that something was not right, but curiosity still made him can't help but ask.

"There is a good saying, men don't have cats, women don't have dogs, do you know what it means?" Shi Jinlang smiled cheaply and said earnestly.

"What do you mean?" Optimus Prime asked, puzzled.

"I'm so ashamed, I don't even know how to describe it!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "Let me tell you this, your daughter-in-law and the Five Elements Divine Beast White Tiger are sadomasochistic and closed room action dramas have spread to many places, I have already said it very easy to understand, if you don't understand it again, then I can't help it!" ”

"Impossible!"

Optimus Prime shook his head and said, "Absolutely impossible, my daughter-in-law is loyal to me!" ”

"That's when you're at home, you're not at home when you're fighting in the south and the north, your daughter-in-law is looking for the Five Elements Divine Beast White Tiger, don't tell you that every time you go out, the Five Elements Divine Beast White Tiger is with you!"

"That's not true, my daughter-in-law said that it was more scary to live alone in such a big palace, let the white tiger stay to protect her!"

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