When Cheng Long walked out of the police station with a 38-yard shoe print on his face. It was already one o'clock in the afternoon. Since there is no direct evidence to prove Cheng Long's excesses, the police officer's uncle criticized and warned Cheng Long for his behavior of playing hooliganism in a lewd manner.

Cheng Long, who walked out of the police station with a scolding and scolding, was hungry, waited around the not bustling residential area for a week, found a board and sat down, recalling today's tragic situation, his face was even more helpless.

"The boss comes to the bottle and brave the world!"

Fragrant surface with refreshing beer. At this moment, Cheng Long felt that he was living in the world and had found the meaning of survival.

Cheng Long, who was in a better mood, suddenly noticed that the small restaurant was broadcasting a news on TV.

"Recently, British scientists discovered the ruins of the tomb group located in the depths of the Egyptian desert, and suddenly sent out some energy signals of unknown wavelength, the content of the signal is still being deciphered, scientists have not yet made any official explanation, but we speculate that this ancient ruins, can send high-tech energy signals, which indicates that there have been outsiders who have visited the earth..."

When he heard the news about aliens, Cheng Long had a trace of doubt in his heart. Is the alien bug I met yesterday an alien or the work of a geoscientist?

But it can't be such a coincidence, is it true that aliens look exactly like alien insects? That blizzard has not become the emperor of prophecy!

Thinking of this, Cheng Long couldn't help but laugh at himself for thinking too much. It's not a matter of concern at all. As he spoke, he turned on his phone and flipped through his circle of friends boringly.

"Bali is so fun..."

"Malaysia is so fun..."

"Ethiopia is so fun..."

"Siberia is fun..."

Cheng Long smiled bitterly, it's really May Day. And Siberia, freeze to death for you.

Right now. Cheng Long's phone rang. Cheng Long, who took a sip of the board, took a look at it, it was his colleague Fat Liu.

Fat Liu is one of the few people who can talk to Cheng Long in the company. may be because the two are of the same age and have the same disease, so the two are a little bit of a group for warmth.

But there is a little fat Liu, who is stronger than himself. That is, Liu Fatzi can refuse to work overtime. The reason is quite domineering. That's because Fat Liu was able to drive the manager's car to send Manager Sun home by chance, and had a relationship with the manager's wife, and the fat man shamelessly added the manager's wife's WeChat, which is a beautiful name for young people to expand their contacts. After that, Fat Liu went crazy looking for a house all over the world, moved three times in a row, and finally rented a small bedroom of more than 20 square meters in a high-end community and spent a lot of money.

From the day Fat Liu shared his position to the circle of friends, Manager Sun no longer had the courage to threaten Fat Liu to work overtime.

Because of the bedroom that Fat Liu rented. Downstairs at Manager Sun's little lover's house. Of course, this was only learned by Cheng Long later.

Since then, Cheng Long's evaluation of fat people has been much higher. Although Cheng Long's IQ is not low, he is even better than others. But due to Cheng Long's complicated life experience for many years. He developed a slightly withdrawn personality. So in terms of human sophistication, he always seems a little stretched.

A criminal method like a fat man who uses emotional intelligence to commit crimes is a fantasy for Cheng Long.

"Hey fatty, what's the matter?"

I just listened to the other side cautiously said. "Big brother, where have you been, absenteeism and not asking for leave? Your grandson is holding his farts and trying to fix you! ”

Cheng Long said with a nonchalant expression. "It's all right, and he doesn't dare to fire me. It's nothing more than overtime deduction of wages, is there any new routine? Lao Tzu eats alone, and the whole family is not hungry. If you have a job, you can live and work overtime? Am I afraid of working overtime? ”

Fat Liu said in an admiring tone, "Brother worm, you are my eldest brother, and there is really a feeling that dead cockroaches are not afraid of boiling water." But the little brother can't understand, Sun Fatzi bullied you so much and impersonated you so many drawings, why didn't you react to the above? Don't talk about those useless things, isn't it good to get ahead? ”

Cheng Long was silent, in fact, it was not the first time that the two had talked about this topic. But how should Cheng Long answer him? Afraid that others will recognize you? Afraid that the enemy will come to the door to involve you?

Seeing that Cheng Long didn't speak, the fat man lost interest: "Anyway, be careful yourself!" I'm hanging up, otherwise I should deduct money for overtime in the toilet. ”

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Long sighed. Who wants their hard-earned wages to be deducted at will? It's also a kind of helplessness to say those things yourself. It's not so much about relieving your brother as it is about relieving yourself.

Cheng Long has too much to carry, and there are too many things that need to be compromised, people themselves are a cheap animal, take a step back, some people may think you are generous, but if you take two steps back, the other party will have to squeeze a step forward, and will say that you are a bully. Cheng Long, in order not to attract superfluous attention, always put his posture in a very low position, and did not fight for anything, and now he has ended up reaping the consequences.

I wonder if the newly acquired ability has enough energy to break the current situation? How should I use it?

Cheng Long's deep eyes floated like a blue light, a faint blue halo emanated from the palm of his hand, and the two chopsticks in his hand began to float and rotate in the air.

Just as Cheng Long was thinking, an unexpected voice suddenly came from the adjacent table next to him

"Yo-he!"

Cheng Long was shocked, hurriedly slapped the chopsticks in his hand on the table, and looked next door with some horror, only to see a sturdy middle-aged uncle wearing a shirt with his sleeves rolled up to half his arm and a Citizen watch on his wrist, looking at Cheng Long with a little surprise.

Cheng Long also looked at this slightly handsome uncle with a frightened face, and his mind kept thinking about what to do, what to do! I didn't expect it to be exposed as soon as I went out! Countless possibilities flew through Cheng Long's brain, experiment! Slice! Guinea pigs! Cheng Long feels that his life is over!

The two were silent for 5 seconds, and the middle-aged man's eyes first narrowed and then raised his eyebrows.

Gollum –

Cheng Long swallowed.

"Magician?"

The first to break the silence was the uncle, Cheng Long was stunned at first, and then hurriedly borrowed the back of the head from the donkey, "I can't talk about it, I can't talk about it, it's just a trick to coax the little girl, I didn't expect it to make you laugh!" ”

"Yes, yes, it's interesting!" Uncle politely complimented.

Cheng Long had no choice but to accept it embarrassedly, but he thought in his heart that it was fortunate that the popularization of socialist scientific theories was good, and all phenomena could be explained by science. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will plant it here today!

This place should not be stayed for long.

Cheng Long exchanged a few words of non-nutritious greetings with his uncle, and then he had the opportunity to quickly lie that something was wrong and drank the remaining beer in the bottle in one gulp. Scan the code to pay the bill, turn around and flee.

After Cheng Long's figure disappeared at the end of the road, the middle-aged uncle took out his mobile phone and broadcast a number

"Lao Bai, it's me! Of course, there is something! Let me ask you something, there is a registered ghost in our Lefeng City, is there a young man of twenty-five or sixteen years old, who is a tiger? Specific... It's the kind of tiger who goes to a person hall to play psionic control and turn chopsticks. … You didn't wake up........."

in the office. A fat fat man huddles in the boss's chair. looked at Cheng Long with a look of mourning his misfortune and anger. "What did you do?"

"I didn't do anything, I had something to do in the morning." Cheng Long replied a little painlessly.

"What can you do, I don't know you yet, you said you don't have a father, no mother, no partner, what can you do. Isn't it just lazy to play games? Manager Sun pointed at Cheng Long and scolded with a sad face.

"You said you, the company gave you such a good opportunity, why don't you have a snack, you look at what you have done all day, three years, you have been absent from work for the seventh time. I have to hear what you're doing today, you say! ”

Cheng Long thought about it and blurted out. "I was bitten by a dog!"

Manager Sun looked at Cheng Long with a look of teasing me. Suddenly slammed the table. "You treat me as a hanger, you say you can't make up a reason, what else can you do, this society can take you in except for people like me who are kind, and you will starve to death if you go out."

Cheng Long said lightly. "In that case, I'll work in a different company."

Manager Sun didn't react, as if he hadn't heard this sentence at all, and said, "Okay, let's do this first, deduct your salary for ten days, stay overtime tonight, and make the form for Zirong Finance to me." There will be no next time. ”

Cheng Long wanted to remind him, "What I just said is..."

"What do you say, don't you think you're not ashamed enough, get out of here." Manager Sun yelled angrily.

Cheng Long finally sighed and said nothing. Turn around and go out of the house and bring the door.

Seeing Cheng Long walking out of the office, Fat Liu hurriedly stepped forward and asked. "How? What the situation. ”

Cheng Long had no choice but to spread his hands: "How can I deduct my salary and work overtime!" Fat Liu nodded habitually after hearing this.

"That's right! Who is in the hands of the fat man Zirong's case! Cheng Long asked Fat while returning to his seat.

"It seems to be at Sister Damei's!" The fat man thought for a moment and replied.

Cheng Long beckoned, "Sister Da Mei, I took Zirong's case report for you!" ”

Chatting with people on the side, Hu Meimei didn't react at first. However, after I understood, I immediately ran over with a smile on my face. "Oh, Xiao Cheng Cheng, I'm working for Sister Mei again, I can't bear you to death. Come, come, let my sister kiss one. ”

With a unique fragrant breeze coming, Cheng Long couldn't help but sniff greedily, and his eyes looked directly at the peaks that suddenly rose from the flat ground. With the ups and downs of Sister Da Mei's every run, she couldn't help swallowing her saliva and hurriedly waved her hand. "This can't come! Can't come. ”

Hu Meimei said again in a sweet voice. "Then do you want my sister to hug me?"

Cheng Long still hurriedly waved his hand, "I can't afford it!" I can't afford it. ”

Hu Meimei saw Cheng Long's shy appearance, the smile on her face was even more delicate, touched Cheng Long's head, and said, "Little Cheng Cheng is so good, why are you so cute?" ”

Cheng Long smiled helplessly. "It's all forced."

Hu Mei smiled coquettishly. "Then wait for my sister to buy you candy later."

As he spoke, Fat Liu came up with a cheap smile. "Sister Da Mei, I also eat sugar."

Hu Meimei waved her hand in disgust, "It's not your share." Fat Liu put on a bitter gourd-faced expression.

When Hu Meimei walked away, the fat man asked bitterly. "Why can't you get down the slope? Such a delicate beauty, let alone kissing, hug it, then you can't dream for the first half of the year. ”

Cheng Long smiled and said, "It's not that you don't know, if Sister Damei's tofu is so delicious, the "grandson" wouldn't have started long ago." ”

"yes!" , The fat man shook his head with a little regret and said. "How long do you say, she is obviously 32 years old, but she is more delicate than the 28-year-old Sister Qing, and she has to admire her husband's vision. If I could find a daughter-in-law like this, even if she was ten years older than me, I would be willing. ”

Cheng Long slapped the fat man. "Okay, don't be, I'll ask you something."

The fat man glanced at the office and pulled a burger out of his backpack. He took a bite and said. "Tell me something."

Cheng Long hesitated for a moment, but finally asked. "Do you think the alien worms in StarCraft really exist?"

The fat man glanced at him and said. "Live forever in our hearts."

Cheng Long gave him a blank look and didn't speak again.

The fat man ate three hamburgers in a row one bite after another. Cheng Long, who watched it, was speechless for a while. "Can you eat less if you are fat, if one day the alien insect really attacks, you can't run if you want to. When the time comes, you just wait to make canned sardines! ”

The fat man glanced at Cheng Long, and said with a little disdain, "At first glance, you have no common sense, and I don't know how you play with hundreds of interstellar plates, but for the sake of you being a beginner, I won't bother with you." ”

Cheng Long was helpless. "Where do you get your confidence?"

The fat man patted his stomach mysteriously and smiled. "Don't you know? There is a bug in the interstellar called the Poison Explosion Bug, and the way he increases his movement speed is by rolling. ”