Chapter 88: Why Don't You Go to Heaven
Cabbage (I'm a young lady): "Newcomer, you're the devil, right?" ”
The fat man who lost weight: "God is a good old man, kill him!" ”
Mu Xi: "Newcomer, hello Pi You! ”
Ah Q: "Don't say anything, let's show our knives!" ”
Emperor Ou: "Where's my Italian cannon?" ”
“……”
After a short period of silence, the group resumed its previous liveliness, and everyone began to denounce Jiang Xiaohan, a "newcomer".
A good sentence of old people, how many people's hearts have been broken?
Shouldn't newcomers come in and give them these "seniors" a bow and say hello, and by the way, contribute another wave of selfies?
The style of this newcomer's painting just now is a little wrong!
There is a heresy among them!
To be honest, Jiang Xiaohan was also a little speechless, probably because he was used to scaring people, so when he wanted to release his kindness, he couldn't control the power of the desolation in his body.
In essence, he is still kind, after all, human nature is good!
Although he accidentally broke the hearts of his group members just now, Jiang Xiaohan found that the atmosphere in this group was very harmonious, on the surface, everyone was "denouncing" him, but in fact they were all joking, no one really took Jiang Xiaohan's words to heart, but everyone still remembered Jiang Xiaohan, a new member who pierced everyone's hearts as soon as he appeared.
After feeling everyone's kindness, Jiang Xiaohan also put away his power and communicated with everyone normally.
In fact, I just said hello a few times, and I didn't say much, most of them were watching them chat.
Jiang Xiaohan found this group very interesting, because most of the people were very active, but there were very few people like Jiang Xiaohan who didn't speak much, and the topics they talked about were either related to the plot of "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword", or how many people they had pulled to read the book.
Everyone is so positive, it's hard for the collection of that book not to grow fast.
Jiang Xiaohan was a little proud.
Although the book "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword" was not written by him, to be precise, Jiang Xiaohan can only be regarded as a copyist, but this classic novel has been circulated from his hands, and so many people like to read it, Jiang Xiaohan is still very happy.
Strange, isn't this time something to be ashamed of?
What is there to be proud of as a copyist?
But Jiang Xiaohan was very excited, as if he had written this novel himself.
Shameless......
Just as Jiang Xiaohan was complaining about himself, the style of painting in the group suddenly changed.
"By the way, did the author update it today?"
A group member nicknamed "Xiao Feifei" asked, and the whole group fell silent again.
"I'm back, a certain cold hasn't been updated!"
"Turtle Turtle, aren't you going to update it today?"
"It's too much, it's cold!"
"I went to see it too, there is an update on the wood, wow wow wow ......"
“……”
A moment later, the group members who ran to see the update came back and announced the news that made everyone angry without exception.
When he saw this, Jiang Xiaohan suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
"Alright, let's send the blades!"
"The order has been placed online, and ten cars of blades are on the way."
"It's a pity that I don't have a certain cold address, otherwise I would have squatted at the door of his house with a brick, if I don't update, see if he dares to go out."
"Not only to update, but also to make up for what was not updated yesterday."
"Alas, it's really difficult for the current author to bring, and if he doesn't send some kitchen knives or blades, he's not obedient at all."
"Buying a cold address with a lot of money, let's come to the door together ......"
“……”
After looking at it together, Jiang Xiaohan's cold sweat came out.
If he guessed correctly, the "certain cold" mentioned in the group should refer to himself.
Sending blades?
Delivering kitchen knives?
Do you want to go to the door of the house to squat him?
This year's readers are a bit fierce!
Jiang Xiaohan instinctively froze.
However, after thinking about it, Jiang Xiaohan was not afraid.
What is he egging on?
There's no need to coax you at all!
It seems that they don't have an address of their own home.
There is no address, what a blade, kitchen knives and bricks, all of them are empty.
Don't cowardly!
Not cowardly at all!
Watching them complain, Jiang Xiaohan suddenly felt happy in his heart.
Not only that, Jiang Xiaohan also found that his negative sentiment value income record has a series of many more records, and it is still refreshing, although the value is not large, but it is better than the quantity!
looked at the name, and it was the same as what he had just received, it was clearly these people in the group.
This......
It's so comfortable?
Isn't one of the purposes of publishing this book online to collect negative sentiment values?
Jiang Xiaohan was suddenly a little excited.
Such a good opportunity, shouldn't I let it go?
"Don't panic, as the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning, as long as we promote it more, the results of this book will be better, and when a certain Han sees it, maybe it will be updated." In the midst of everyone's complaints, the group leader nicknamed "Su Bai Xiaoliangzai" opened his mouth to comfort everyone.
By watching them chat just now, Jiang Xiaohan also knew that this "Su Bai Xiaoliangzai" was the initiator of the organization and called on everyone to promote the book "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword", because of this reason, he is still relatively appealing in this group, so when he opened his mouth, everyone complained a lot less.
"The group leader is right, everything is difficult at the beginning!"
"It's hard at the beginning, but it's easy later, let's keep going!"
"First difficult and then easy, hahaha......"
“……”
One after another, some people echoed the idea of Su Bai, the leader of the group, and the difficulty at the beginning of everything became a word of comfort and encouragement for them.
Seeing this, Jiang Xiaohan felt that his opportunity had come.
"Actually, after the beginning, you will find it more difficult later!"
Jiang Xiaohan, who was dead, directly sent such a sentence, but the group friends who were originally brushing the beginning of everything were not calm.
"I'll go, it's you again?"
"It's going to be harder after the god starts, kill you!"
"This newcomer is a little floating!"
"It's numb, I almost squirted, this Nima is heartbroken!"
"A newcomer with a poisonous tongue, scolding people online?"
……
Negative sentiment from Su Bai, +222!
...... from Kwan Chun Fai
Come from......
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At the same time, Jiang Xiaohan, who had once again harvested a wave of negative emotions, looked at everyone's speechless complaints, and could only silently say sorry to them in his heart.
He really didn't mean it, who called the negative emotional value so attractive......
I'm still the kind me......
Jiang Xiaohan told himself a little objectively.
He's a good guy!
"Newcomer, you are so skinny, why don't you go to heaven?"
was enlightening himself, Jiang Xiaohan saw someone complaining about himself, and he was immediately unhappy.
What does this mean?
Why should I go to heaven?
"I just came down!"
In line with the principle that others make me unhappy, I also want him not to open the forest, Jiang Xiaohan silently knocked such a sentence.
Negative sentiment value from Fan Xiaoguan, +177!
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