Chapter 196: If you are cheap, you are invincible
As Chen Feng spoke, Yao Jingxiao and the system couldn't help but have such a picture in their minds.
As soon as you close your eyes, you can imagine the babies all over the sky, and I don't know when a little rain of yellow, green and green will fall in the sky, or when, a ball of slimy things will fall on you......
"Gross..."
Chen Feng patted his chest gently, feeling sick to his stomach for a while, and said apologetically. "I'm really embarrassed, I'm a little embarrassed, I'm a little embarrassed, and I'm sick ......"
Yao Jingxiao's throat surged, her face twitched a little stiffly, and her eyes were a little angry.
System: "I didn't expect the host to be such a disgusting person, shut up, stop immediately!" ...... vomit"
Chen Feng's expression was stunned, and he asked curiously. "Huh! system,You'll feel like this.,Why didn't you see it before.,You're quite humane.。 ”
It's like finding something fun, Chen Feng's mouth can't stop. "Hey, hey... I'll tell you, when the time comes, it's going to be a river of, and the scene must be spectacular......"
Before the system could speak, another person's voice came from Chen Feng's ears, and there seemed to be some anger.
"Shut up!"
Hearing this roar, Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, and then shifted his gaze to Yao Jingxiao. "Lao Xiao, what's wrong with you, don't you have an upset stomach, I have to talk about you, why do you say that you are so young and so careless?
Come on, come on, I have to train hard, you can't do it? Look at it, the ...... in the sky at that time"
Yao Jingxiao was finally no longer calm, her eyes were wide open, and she pointed at Chen Feng, who was still chattering, a little angry.
"You! ...... vomit"
As soon as he spit out that word, he bent over and vomited, holding his stomach with his hands, looking very hard.
Chen Feng came to his side at some point, and his face was very surprised. "Huh! You haven't eaten in a long time, what are you throwing up? Wow! Could it be that the gold you have accumulated for many years is not successful, and I really can't see that your belly is quite capable of loading! ”
Chen Feng nodded thoughtfully, his face full of admiration. "Lao Xiao, I'm not as good as you, you are this."
He gave a thumbs up as he spoke, his eyes were full of affirmation, and the interview looked very serious.
Yao Jingxiao's chest rose and fell violently, her face was full of hideousness, and the ice on her body seemed to melt, as if a hot wave of qi had risen.
Chen Feng's face was surprised and his mouth opened wide. "Wow! It's still hot, you're awesome! ”
"You!"
Yao Jingxiao trembled with anger, pointing at Chen Feng, and his heart was furious, but before he could make the next move, he felt that the sky was dark for a while, and he fell to the ground with a bang.
Chen Feng was a little stunned. "Alas! How did you faint so well? I haven't finished talking yet, Lao Xiao, wake up quickly! ”
As he spoke, he shook Yao Jingxiao vigorously, wanting to wake him up, but it didn't seem to be useful.
"System, hurry up and take a look, Yao Jingxiao won't be unable to wake up, this is not good, he hasn't paid the rent yet, you hurry up and save him, otherwise I will lose a lot."
The little face of the system was pale, wiped the cold sweat that did not exist on his forehead, and shouted in his heart that he couldn't afford to provoke him, in order not to cause trouble for himself, he hurriedly replied that he didn't dare to be a little snub at all.
"Don't worry, host, he's just fainted, it's not a big deal."
Chen Feng let go of the heart he mentioned, and then smacked his lips. "I'll just say, if you're not in good health, you can see where this is, just faint, and you have to strengthen your exercise!
System, come and I'll teach you to see if you're so mentally retarded. ”
There was a flutter in Chen Feng's mind, and a puppet kneeling on the ground appeared. "Brother, I was wrong, you spared me, I really know that I was wrong. Woooooo
Chen Feng: "Don't! I haven't finished yet, and some words are not pleasant! ”
Knock knock...
There was no delay at all, and the doll kowtowed on the ground. "Brother! Father! Grandfather! Ancestor! I really know it's wrong, you are old and merciful and receive magical powers, spare me a dog's life, if I die in the future, but there will be no one to serve you, you can let me go for the sake of my lack of merit and hard work! ”
"Ugh!"
Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, and waved his hand randomly. "Alright! Since you beg me sincerely, then I will let you go, pay attention in the future, don't put up a shelf in front of me, otherwise I will be careful to clean you up. ”
How dare the system disobey at all, and quickly nodded his head.
"Yes, yes, yes! What you always said is right, in the future, if you tell me to go east, I will never dare to go west, and I will absolutely obey my orders. ”
Chen Feng was very satisfied in his heart, and his tone was a lot kinder. "Well, the performance is good, keep up the good work in the future!"
Turning his head and looking at Yao Jingxiao who was in a coma, Chen Feng shook his head unconsciously. "This is the God Emperor! Why is it so weak, it doesn't look so powerful.
If I hadn't beaten me up with a wave of his hand and vomited blood, I would have suspected him of being an impostor. ”
The system in his mind was speechless, and he complained silently in his heart. "You're so powerful, who can stop you? Why haven't I seen you so disgusting before, is it because it's hidden? ”
"Well, yes, it must be so, it must be that after the strength is strong, he released the demon in his heart, and he is not hiding it."
The tone of the system is very firm, as if this is a sure fact.
But then he became less energetic, and became sighing. "Well, why am I so miserable? With such an uncle, how do you feel that my future is so bleak? ”
However, he dared to think about it, if he really said this and let Chen Feng hear it, the consequences would not be something he could imagine.
The current system has a fear of Chen Feng, and it seems that he will have to be careful in the future, and he can't be as presumptuous as before.
System: "I don't want to, it's all tears when I talk too much!" ”
After Yao Jingxiao fainted, Chen Feng was watching from the side, thinking about how to wake it up?
Chen Feng kicked with his foot first, but it didn't seem to be useful, Yao Jingxiao was still sleeping soundly, and there was no movement at all.
"Alas! It looks like I really fainted, and I thought it was pretending. ”
System:......
It's stumped for him now, Chen Feng hasn't done anything to get people up, and he doesn't have any experience, so what should he do now? ?
Suddenly, a wicked smile appeared on Chen Feng's face, and he looked at Yao Jingxiao with some ill intentions.
This made the system that was secretly observing couldn't help but shudder, and he didn't know what the hell Chen Feng was thinking again.