Chapter Ninety-One: Disaster Comes from the Mouth
Oh, buy Quack!
Stinky boy!
Are you my own son?
Can we stop cheating all the time.
What else can you see in this woman except for a pair of "headlights"?
Don't always impose your personal hobbies on your dad!
I'm going to look at the legs...... Look at the legs!
Of course, it's the individual who has a long face.
Seeing his son excitedly agree on a time and place to meet with the other party, Li Qingshan raised his hand a few times and fell.
Forget it, it's a big deal not to go, what to do with this kid.
Chun Yufan glanced at him sympathetically and hid to the side, the key point was that she couldn't help it.
Find a place where no one is around...... Laugh for a while.
Xin Xin spread her hands to him and signaled, husband, I can't help you......
However, she is now as speechless and confused as Li Qingshan.
It's just because the woman who chatted with Nian Nian is too weird.
Her name is "not afraid to die again".
Although this is an era of all kinds of strange screen names, this name is really not outstanding in it, but the key marriage network requires real name registration, how does such a name pass the review?
Except that the gender is filled in with a female.
The other options are, you guess!
Naughty to the extreme.
Anyway, did the staff of this website collectively hibernate and let such a demon in.
The key is the photo she posted.
Below the neck, above the lower abdomen, showing her most protruding points.
Since he often sees this kind of picture on some websites, Li Qingshan seriously suspects that it is a pirated picture.
To sum up, except for proving that this woman is strange and aggravated, there is no other way to analyze and know.
But in the information of N people.
She and Li Qingshan are the best match, they are so different!
Toss with that stinky boy, Lao Tzu can't control him.
Li Qingshan turned around in a dashing manner and went away in vain.
When he came out, he saw Xin Xin wearing a black lace light tulle pajamas making tea there.
He didn't wear anything on his feet, so he stepped on the floor with his bare and smooth little feet......
Bang...... Bang...... Bang bang......
The heart is so angry, what a mess.
It's not like I haven't seen it.
"How about making me tea?"
Let's lean over and smell it.
It smells so good!
"Husband, can you remove your pig nose from someone's chest."
Xin Xin was lightly angry, and pointed her slender finger on someone's forehead.
Ahem, I went off track without paying attention.
Li Qingshan leaned in front of the teacup and sniffed, well, it smells so good......
Why doesn't Mao feel as good as just now?
As a five-good man, when did I become so depraved?
"It must be delicious."
This man is stupid to be stimulated tonight, right?
Xin Xin was suddenly a little flattered.
But I instantly felt that this emotion was wrong, when did my request be so low?
He glanced at someone resentfully and ignored him.
"Sister Xin Xin should sprinkle some saliva into it, someone probably likes to drink it more."
Chun Yufan walked over wearing a silk pajamas, walking calmly and elegantly.
The delicate toes of the dancΓ΄me poke their heads out mischievously from the sandals......
Don't look at indecent acts!
Li Qingshan withdrew his gaze and put it on the teacup.
Hell yes!
What's going on tonight?
Is my mindset changing?
Or are these two goblins amplifying their tricks again?
"What about saliva, the two of us close the door, just mouth to mouth, and I won't show it to you, and you will be greedy."
Xin Xin always guards Chun Yufan strictly, which makes Li Qingshan feel a little strange.
"Can I taste Sister Xin Xin's craftsmanship?"
Chun Yufan didn't mean to fight Xin Xin.
Xin Xin smiled and pointed at someone who was stealing a drink.
"As long as this guy doesn't spit in it, you can drink whatever you want."
Chun Yufan picked up a cup of tea and took a sip.
"It's delicious."
There are no superfluous words, just two words.
However, Xin Xin commented on this.
The little foot kicked someone who was drinking tea with a stuffy head.
"Don't just drink it, give a review."
"Make me tea for the rest of your life."
Li Qingshan smacked and touched the taste, the bottom of his tongue was full of relish, and the aftertaste was endless.
"I want to treat my mother as a girl, no way."
Kicked him hard.
The big goblin Xin looked smug.
The only thing she can do is this stunt.
If it weren't for the fact that someone wasn't in the right state tonight, she wouldn't have bothered to make him tea.
After drinking tea, Li Qingshan felt much more comfortable.
But as soon as he looked at his son, who was still chatting excitedly, he began to worry again.
"Tell me, how did I get mixed up to the point of asking my son to help me get married? Am I that miserable? β
"Actually, I don't think it's useful for anyone to help you get married, and which girl doesn't have eyes."
Chun Yufan took a sip of tea after speaking.
No, what do you mean?
Am I sorry for the society and the public?
"Don't listen to him, husband, people like you the most......"
It's still good to be a big goblin.
ββ¦β¦ Safe, worry-free, not afraid of thieves. β
Burst!
This knife seems to be deeper!
The two of you are here to shoot me in a group, and you are still carrying large bricks.
No, I'll earn back this face tonight.
It is necessary to correct their erroneous outlook on life and values, and the key is aesthetics.
"Do you know how the girl chased me in the first place......
"How much money do you steal?"
"Fifty...... Ahh β
Xin Xin looked at him puzzled.
"You didn't steal anyone's money, why are people chasing you?"
"That's because of love, love! Do you understand! β
"They love you so specially, do you catch up with you and beat you up, and there will be easter eggs?"
No, Xin Xin, are you sure you speak the language of the human race?
How big does this brain hole have to be to say such a thing?
"I believe what you say."
Hey?
Chun Yufan, what's wrong?
Changed the evil and turned to the right and turned to good?
I saw her take another sip of tea.
"After all, although there are few girls who lack hearts, they are not nothing."
Sure enough, it is impossible to expect them to turn over a new leaf.
"That's it, did you take down a mother-in-law?"
Xin Xin sharpened her knife and was ready to stab at any time.
"It seems that if I don't dry you something real, I won't be able to cure you."
Li Qingshan is a little anxious to jump off the wall.
"Are you trying to amplify your move?"
"Self-detonation black history?"
It seems impossible to hear good words from them.
"Still get the mother-in-law? Do I need it? Don't you know that when I was a soldier, how many generals and commanders rushed to stuff their daughters into my arms, for fear that a good son-in-law like me would run away. β
"Sister Xin Xin, why is it so dark?"
Nonsense, can it not be dark at night!
"Maybe there are too many cows up there, covering up the starlight."
You are not sorry to say this, who can see the stars at night in these years?
"It seems that I can't stop you if I don't magnify the material!"
"Husband, it's useless for you to put peppercorns!"
Whether it hurts or not, cut a small knife first.
Xin Xin made a move with the intention of killing the mistake and not letting go.
Glancing at her!
Lao Tzu doesn't cook!
Also, you're not as cute as you just now.
"I think there was a military commander back then, and he wanted me to go to his guard company, and he wanted me to be his son-in-law......"
"Husband, you have become bad, you have learned to lie, nonsense comes as soon as you open your mouth, it's so uncute."
Phew, you think it's like you, lying all day.
"Come on, the broken army commander and you have the same surname, maybe you are still a family."
"What's it called, release it for the old lady to see."
Xin Xin's eyes were full of provocation.
"What's going on...... Why can't you remember it for a while? β
Li Qingshan was in a hurry, and he really couldn't remember it, who dared to call the name of the general with golden beans in the barracks at that time.
"Time is limited, you need to make one up quickly."
Xin Xin's little feet trembled proudly.
"Oh, I remember, it's called defending the city, and it used to be from Army Group A in the Central Theater."
Xin Xin's body was crooked and she almost fell.
"What did you say?"
Why are you so reactive?
Li Qingshan was very confused, but he still answered honestly.
"That cheeky military commander is called Xin Shoucheng, do you think he is so worthy of Lang."
Don't blame Li Qingshan for only remembering this incident, after all, among the women he knows, the only one whose family agrees is the only one.
"Did you promise?"
Xin Xin's eyes were like knives.
"Nonsense, can I promise."
Li Qingshan felt that it was superfluous for her to ask this.
Would he still be able to stand here if he said yes?
"Why didn't you say yes? How rare is it that someone can take a fancy to you? β
Chun Yufan asked curiously.
"I can't agree, you don't know, the commander is like that......"
Li Qingshan gestured with his hand.
"Anyway, when you see him, you have no illusions about his daughter at all."
"I said, if you look like you, how can you still have the face to dislike others?
Xin Xin's expression was obviously a little wrong, and her eyes narrowed.
The atmosphere is a little weird.
Li Qingshan took two steps back slightly.
"Also, what if someone's daughter looks like her mother?"
"I think it's just the commander's hardware...... Didn't you say there weren't many pretty girls who were blind? β
Li Qingshan's good-natured analysis.
"Hehe, you're right. Husband, people go to sleep first, let's come to a long time. β
Xin Xin clenched her little fist and went back to the room.
Why does it feel so wrong?
"What's wrong with her?"
Li Qingshan felt that with his ability, it was really difficult to analyze a woman's psychology.
The pleading glanced at the other goblin, hoping that her kindness would burst out.
"Your IQ needs to be topped up."
Chun Yufan drank the tea, left such a sentence and left.
Sure enough, it is better to expect her to be kind than to expect five million tomorrow.
What's the problem?
Xin Shoucheng, Xin Xin......
Burst!
A sip of tea squirted out!
God wouldn't be such a spoof!
There has to be a limit to playing with people, how embarrassing it is to play like this!
Son!
Save me!
"Dad, I'll accompany you on a blind date tomorrow!"
Nian Nian put down the "photographed" and looked excited.
Burst~~~
This knife seems to be even more ruthless.
Blind date? With that strange woman?
Son, let's discuss, can you not go?
"Dad, I'll go to sleep first."
Rebel!
Can't you be considerate of Dad's feelings?
No, you're in the wrong room!
My room is over here......
Bang!
The door is slammed.
Li Qingshan, who rushed over, didn't see anything!