Chapter 67: The Worst Captain Ever
Wan Zhige was already crying and fainting in the toilet, obviously he was the captain, but why did his team members get heads, and he didn't have any heads, but sent one to the other side?
This question may be asked to Einstein to see if he can give a reasonable explanation. It would be nice to have a "player is stronger than the captain" law. Contribute one more law to the people of the world and become a Nobel Peace Prize laureate. Why the Peace Prize? If you think about it, how bad this incident is, it seriously affects the relationship between the captain and the team members. At the level of Wan Zhige, you can get it or something. If you go to Russia to find a few more *** from the Soviet period... I'm sorry, but it's too beautiful for me to imagine.
Wan Zhige was sure that the other party would be destroyed, and he could only push the tower depressedly.
The second-level Wan Zhige already has 117 attacks, and with the two teams' lanes, he can also generate 854 attacks per second. But it's still not enough, the tower... There are 10,000 drops of blood!
Fortunately, the time for the mechanic to be resurrected was as long as 10 seconds, and the time to run over was enough for Wan Zhige to tear down the tower.
"I'm going to take the first tower! Although I wasn't the first person on our team to get the head, I was the first person in the whole team to take the tower. Your captain, or your captain! Wan Zhige roared excitedly.
Just when Wan Zhige's last shot was about to hit the defense tower, Zhou Zeyi's lower road demolished the first tower.
Wan Zhige was stunned and set his eyes on Zhou Zeyi.
Zhou Zeyi blinked, his face full of innocence.
Within three seconds that Wan Zhige was stunned, Deng Boyan made a displacement and successfully demolished the three towers in the middle lane.
"Little Dengzi, don't be afraid, come here. I'm not going to do anything to you. Wan Zhige looked at the collapsed defense tower in front of him, held back his anger, and used a strange tone to seduce Deng Boyan over.
Deng Boyan shrank his head and ran to fight Xiaolong without looking back.
"A man dares to act, and our brothers will come to the middle to nag well." Wan Zhige laughed instead of being angry.
The more Wan Zhige said this, the more Deng Boyan didn't dare to walk over. Jokes, like Wan Yuying, a Muay Thai master who can knock down the "cute girl paper" with one punch, can't beat Wan Zhige, just a little Dengzi, how can he beat Wan Zhige. If you are beaten once, you will definitely lose a few pieces on your body, and only a fool can do such a thing.
Wan Zhige could only indignantly focus on the mechanic who had just come out.
I saw that Wan Zhige didn't say a word, and just after they met, he fired two shots to pay tribute to the genius Zhonglan who had just abused him to autism.
Wan Zhige's skills are not just critical hits, there is such a thing as hitting and slowing down, how can Wan Zhige use it against people? Of course, it was used to deal with the mechanic, and the mechanic did not change his name to a person, so Wan Zhige ruthlessly beat the mechanic.
The skill of the mechanic is good, but his basic attack is vulnerable, and his blood is still super thin, and the blood volume of more than 500 others is only more than 300 when he comes here.
The two lines of troops have been wiped out by the towers, and although only one artillery remains, there is also an attack from 473. Wan Zhige and the military line are so bombarded, hehe...
As soon as they met, the mechanic was blown into slag and sent home. He didn't come out for half a minute and lost his life in vain.
In fact, he could have escaped this catastrophe, but helplessly, the short legs of the little soldier could not keep up with the mechanic. Originally, there would be hatred between the small soldiers and the small soldiers, as long as the small soldiers were in place, then only Wan Zhige would be the only one to fight the organ division, and he would not be able to take the organ division away at all.
The mistake is that the little soldiers were abandoned, if the little soldiers were there, Wan Zhige would definitely be properly arranged, and the obscenity of the skills was there, and it was difficult to arrange it. Real examples tell us that no matter how good you are, you are useless without minions.
You know, artillery is Huang Zhong's part-time job, and the soldier is Miyamoto's part-time job, mage... This should be a part-time job at CXK. Because the CTRL key of the keyboard at home is broken, I came out to buy a keyboard part-time. So, don't abandon anyone, maybe he's a creep with you, but somewhere else ... It's still a creep too.
With the help of the soldiers, Wan Zhige, who is Meizizi, successfully took the organizer away.
And at this time, Deng Boyan also happened to get Xiaolong again.
Wan Zhige probably didn't notice this, and then with a wave of recruits, he demolished the tower beautifully.
This time, the resurrection time of the mechanic has become 15 seconds, that is to say, it will take 20 seconds to rush over, and Wan Zhige can safely dismantle the tower again.
Fighting and fighting, when there were still 2905 drops of blood in the defense tower, the mechanic successfully arrived. Using wolves and siege beasts, he pushed several minions out.
"Alas, what a miscalculation! I forgot that there was still a stubble in the line, and I wasted five seconds in vain. Wan Zhige said sadly.
Zhou Zeyi sneered.
"In your case, even if there is no line to harass you, you won't be able to take it down. At least there will be another wave of troops to push it off, but it's only a matter of five seconds, as for it? Zhou Zeyi also served Wan Zhige.
"It's going to take a few more seconds, what if the jungler comes to catch me?" Wan Zhige asked.
Zhou Zeyi hadn't figured out a way yet, so Deng Boyan had to deal with the opposite jungler first.
"There's nothing to say now, are you?" Zhou Zeyi sneered.
Wan Zhige nodded depressedly.
Wan Zhige hid in the grass, poked his head to the side, and shot three times fiercely.
The mechanic was immediately beaten to the point of residual blood, and only a pitiful dozens of drops of blood remained.
The artillerymen keenly aimed at the division and opened fire with a bang.
Mechanic, dead.
Wan Zhige decisively put away his gun, ran out of the grass, and began to make up for the soldiers.
After the unremitting efforts of Wan Zhige and Xiaobing, the second tower was also declared to have collapsed.
"No, don't help me. I'm going to jump off a building. The dormitory dick who vomited a mouthful of old blood Chen Moumou stumbled to the balcony.
"If you go slowly, don't send it, remember to close the security door." The jungler waved his hand, and then threw himself into the team of sending heads.
After thinking for a while, Chen Moumou had better be really fragrant. Mainly... He can't open the security door! Chen, who was afraid of being embarrassed, immediately returned to his seat.
The jungler scoffed disdainfully.
"I'm also the leader of the dormitory, I'm so chilled by you guys." Chen Moumou covered his chest and said sadly.
The jungler kicked Chen with a certain kick.
"You still carry the handle, wash and sleep." The jungler rolled his eyes.
Chen Moumou had to stand up silently, don't his roommates treat themselves as people? Okay, he's going to blow up the whole dormitory in a while, so that they won't be able to go to the planet forever.