"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Chun Yufan touched his face, not thinking that this face could attract the attention of the equally outstanding woman opposite.

"Tsk, women who have been moisturized are different, looking at this tender and smooth skin, it is really envious, jealous and hateful!"

Zheng Yiyi sighed and shook his head, really a little envious, jealous and hateful.

"Cut, it's not easy if you want to be moisturized, as long as you stand outside and shout, and you are willing to do your best to die, you can go dozens of miles."

Chun Yufan feels that if a person is too picky, he must not blame others.

"Three thousand weak water, my sister just wants to take a scoop, so much, my sister can't afford it."

Zheng Yiyi sternly rejected her crazy proposal and stated that there was only one person she wanted.

"It's okay, you can finish one scoop, and then the next scoop, and I didn't let you drink it all at once."

Chun Yufan helped her come up with ideas again, and tasted more different flavors, wouldn't it be good.

"And when are you going to drink the next scoop?"

Zheng Yiyi did not follow her train of thought, and always had his own plans and demands.

"Anyway, I don't have this plan for the time being, if I don't choke people, I may drink it for a lifetime."

Chun Yufan felt that since the water was in his bowl, he had to take care of it, and there was absolutely no reason to give it to others.

"Well, how did you two come together? A good sister has been a good sister for so long, I really don't want to be a rival in love with you. ”

It's too much trouble to play dumb riddles, and besides, who doesn't know anyone after knowing each other for so long?

Zheng Yiyi felt that it was better to open the skylight and say something bright.

"You can choose the wrong one, after all, the choice is always in your hands."

Chun Yufan put down his coffee cup and was ready to accept it at any time.

Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-girlfriends, these three defenses are not groundless, so she can't care about it carelessly.

Zheng Yiyi took out a tarot card and put it on the table and pushed it forward.

"Remember this card?"

Chun Yufan glanced at it and said with a smile.

"Naturally remember, your destined lover card, I said this thing was unreliable, but I didn't expect you to keep it."

Chun Yufan's story about someone and his girlfriend naturally won't go unanswered.

Originally, someone wanted to be beaten to death with iron mouth and steel teeth, but under severe torture, he only lasted for more than ten minutes and then recruited everything.

It's easy for a woman to clean up a man, but it's even easier for a beautiful woman to clean up - it's nothing more than a few pairs of stockings, what's the matter?

Chun Yufan, who knows the whole story, how can he have a good impression of the tarot card that plays the role of a matchmaker?

So it's useless to depreciate first, not to mention that she doesn't believe in this much in the first place.

How can a woman's life be guided by a card? It's ridiculous!

"Believe it or not, I believe it anyway! Since it helped me choose someone, I definitely couldn't let go. So, it's your turn to choose. ”

Zheng Yiyi raised his slender middle finger one by one, knocked twice on the card, and looked at the good classmates and girlfriends on the opposite side with a smile, maybe they will be good opponents in the future.

"What do I have to choose from? Quit? ”

Chun Yufan is not as warlike as her, but she is not a piece of paper, and she can break it as soon as she it.

"We know each other well, do you think I'm going to let you quit?"

Zheng Yiyi asked rhetorically.

Chun Yufan felt a headache, the two have known each other for almost ten years, and they have lived in a dormitory for four years, and it is not just as simple as understanding.

There are almost no secrets between them, and who wants to fight such an opponent?

"So what other good choice do I have? Do we sisters really want to compete with each other? ”

"You don't want to fight to the death, do you?"

Chun Yufan shook his head and said he didn't want to.

"Then you can choose a threesome, I think with his body, he can greet the two of us. If you can't accept sleeping together, you can be one, three, five, and I can be two, four, six! ”

……

Sure enough, it is not a loss to come back from studying in the United States, this degree of open-mindedness is really - breathtaking!

As a woman in the new era, Chun Yufan seriously despises her thoughts and behaviors that promote men's evil thoughts!

"Whose is that Sunday?"

After contempt, Chun Yufan asked curiously.

"Either we guess the box, or he flops...... There are many ways to solve it, and we are such good sisters, we can always sit down and discuss. ”

Discuss your size!

What's negotiable about this kind of thing?

If you don't believe that man chooses, he will definitely choose to rest on the weekend.

Otherwise, if we continue to use it in turns, no matter how strong his body is, he will run out of oil and die early.

"I wondered, you are also an educated intellectual woman, why is your mind full of absurd thoughts? In this day and age, how do you come to accept serving someone else? ”

Chun Yufan asked her best friend incomprehensibly, she has always been an independent and never a feminist who is a vassal of men, so when this comes out of her mouth, it seems particularly absurd and incomprehensible.

"According to the natural law of the jungle, strong males can always get more mating rights. It's the same in this day and age, some men don't know how to enjoy the tenderness of too many girls all their lives, and some men don't even know what a woman is until they die. ”

Speaking of this, Zheng Yi paused for a moment and looked at his good girlfriend opposite.

"And even if for the sake of life, there is a good offspring, between a strong and intelligent man and an obedient man, which one will you choose?"

……

I really didn't think about it that much!

It's all women, what do you think about every day?

Am I chatting with a normal human?

Chun Yufan felt a little headache, a person who thought he knew very well suddenly changed his appearance, which was really unacceptable for a while.

"Don't ask me that, I didn't think about it so much, and I couldn't think so far."

"Then let me ask you a simple one, what do you think of Niannian? Do you want to have such a son and daughter with him? ”

Zheng Yiyi is good at inducing one by one.

Chun Yufan's eyes lit up, thinking that people are small and big, smart and clever, who doesn't like it?

There is such a son or daughter......

It's beautiful when you think about it!

But one thought is enough for him, and another ......

Whatever, you can't deprive yourself of the right to give birth to a baby and be a mother!

Wrong!

Wait a minute!

Why is the topic so far away?

I didn't even understand the belonging of a man, so why did I go straight to the next step?

Zheng Yiyi, you are so insidious!

"You don't need to say it, just look at your expression, I want it very much!"

Zheng Yiyi opened his mouth one by one before her.

"I really want it, and I will definitely want one, but that's a matter for the two of us, don't bother with you."

Chun Yufan felt that he couldn't lead her by the nose, so it was better to take a stand first.

"Alas, I didn't expect me to say so much, and you finally gave up peaceful coexistence...... It seems that a war between you and me is inevitable. In the past, good sisters fought each other, and I have to say that creation makes people! ”

Zheng Yiyi finished speaking with emotion, picked up the coffee cup and touched Chun Yufan.

"After drinking this cup, we will enter a period of war, and whoever kills the deer will depend on their own means."

……

Watch her take a sip of the coffee.

Chun Yufan was a little dumbfounded.

Is coffee drunk like this?

Do you think this is a two-pot head?

If you look at the eyes of others, you will teach me how to drink?

Have the ability to find a bar to fight for 300 rounds!

"What's wrong? Don't dare to fight? Or are you planning to surrender without a fight? ”

Seeing Zheng Yiyi looking at him provocatively, Chun Yufan also picked up the coffee cup and poured it down.

"Haha, you're still the same as before, and you can't be irritated about the things you care about. You say you're stupid or not, I'll have one sip left and drink like that, and you drink most of your cup like that! ”

Zheng Yiyi smiled and bent over, looking like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.

Under the surprised gaze of others, Chun Yufan slowly put down the empty coffee cup.

"One more bite or one less bite, we sisters, what's there to worry about? It's just that in this matter, I have to make my attitude clear to you, and I don't have to negotiate an inch! ”

"Good! I accepted the war book, and in the future, everyone will show their own means, and no one will be soft. ”

Zheng Yiyi stretched out his hand to her one by one.

"Don't worry, I will never be soft in this matter."

Chun Yufan touched the back of her hand three times, which can be regarded as officially entering the hostile period.

In the past, they grabbed snacks, books, places, and ...... I often do this, but I didn't expect that in the past so many years, they would snatch men with blood.

Alas, creation makes people!

What's so good about that man?

Worth grabbing?

Why don't you just put on a show?

If you really want to grab it desperately, you still can't kill him?

I thought about it......

Still dismissed this idea.

She can pretend, but the one across from her can't!

Someone's will to reform ~ life is extremely weak, and it completely belongs to the chaos that sits on his arms, such a big beauty has nothing to do to make up, is the day of disarming and surrendering far away?

Therefore, it is necessary to guard against it!

It is also necessary to move with affection and allow softness

It's tiring to think about......

"By the way, why didn't that stinky man come with you? Remember inviting the two of you? ”

Since there is a struggle, the tone of not wanting peace has been set, and Zheng Yiyi has something to say.

That's not going to be the case, you just sneak in and hide people, isn't it a little unkind?

"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Chun Yufan sold a pass.

"Listen to it all, let's tell lies first."

Zheng Yiyi felt that if he listened to both the pros and cons, he might be able to get some useful news.

"The lie is that he said that as his woman, he must have enough sense of prevention, after all, he is so good, and there are countless women who covet him. As soon as a woman appears, I should rush to set up a line of defense to protect my home and property from any damage. ”

"Finished?"

Chun Yufan nodded.

This is true or false, revealing an extremely shameless smell, but it really looks like his tone...... And what is the truth? ”

"No one wants to trick me into drinking coffee!"

In order to restore the real side, Chun Yufan learned from someone vividly.

In addition to the voice being too soft, both the demeanor and tone are quite in place.

80% reduction!

……

Stinky man!

Someday I'm going to pour you a belly full of coffee!

Originally......

When she chose a place, she lost a city first......