Chapter 34: Something Happened to the Boss

"What's that?"

The Lord of the Jackals was stunned.

"Boss, let's hurry up and take a look, if you slow down, the little boss will be oily!"

"Nonsense!"

The lord of the jackals naturally did not believe that a rabbit could skewer a jackal to the barbecue grill, and just as he was about to give a lecture to this little brother with brain problems, another gray-haired jackal ran over in a panic.

"Boss, boss has an accident!"

The Lord of the Jackals saw the appearance of the person clearly, and frowned: "Didn't you let the woman who made you look at the rabbit, why did you run over?" ”

"A monkey just rushed into the dungeon, this thing is an old yinbi, it took advantage of my inattention to sneak up on me from behind, hit me on the head with a stone, and when I woke up, the person was gone!"

"Okay, you two are really good, you didn't learn anything from me, so you learned to pull calves, right?"

The Lord of the Jackals kicked the two jackals one by one, and the dogs gnawed at the mud.

"One said that the rabbit barbecued the little leader, and the other said that he was attacked by the monkey from behind, can you two make up nonsense a little more like it?"

The Lord of the Jackals said with a look of hatred that iron could not be made of steel, "Tell me, what kind of place is this?" ”

"Forget the Valley of Sorrows!"

"Whose territory is Forgotten Sorrow Valley?"

"Boss's territory!"

"Who's the boss?"

"Lord of the Jackals!"

"Who has the Lord of the Jackals feared?"

"The boss is not afraid of anyone!"

"Good!" The Lord of the Jackals nodded with satisfaction and said, "Then tell me now, who is not long-sighted and dares to run to Lao Tzu's territory to spread wild?" ”

"Rabbit dare!"

"Monkeys dare!"

The lord of the jackal was full of black lines, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't say that the boss is ruthless, you two pack up your things, while it's still dark, hurry up and get me out of the Valley of Forgotten Worries non-stop, Lao Tzu can accept that the two of you have a low IQ, but I definitely can't tolerate two mentally retarded people mixed in my elite team!" ”

"Boss, we're not lying, you can't just drive us away!"

The two jackals pleaded with mournful voices.

"Brother, the boss still misses the old love very much, you two can bring some food when you leave, find a gentleman who can see the mentally retarded to help you see, when will your IQ recover, when will you come back!"

After the Lord of the Jackals finished speaking, he turned his head and walked towards the entrance of the cave, and as soon as he reached the door, he collided with a group of gray-haired jackals rushing towards him.

"Boss, it's not good!"

"Boss, something happened!"

"Boss, something is wrong!"

The Lord of the Jackals was now completely angry, and he got up from the ground and roared angrily, "What about the rabbits and monkeys? ”

"It's not rabbits and monkeys, it's crocodiles!"

"That's right, it's a crocodile!"

"This thing that has been killed by heaven can't stop anyone who wants to 'help' whom, and if it's crazy!"

"Where did a crocodile pop up and 'help' people? How do crocodiles help people? ”

The Lord of the Jackals felt like he was about to be stunned.

"Which is helping, then it is a hard anus, I don't know if the 'help' in the reptile language of the crocodile is the meaning of the anus, anyway, there are a few bold brothers who want to go up and let it 'help' it, but a big belly is pressed up, and it will be suffocated to death!"

"It's terrifying!"

A group of gray-haired jackals shrank to the lord of jackals, and did not dare to go out again.

"So, is it true that the rabbit barbecued the little leader?"

One or two junior brothers said this, the Lord of the Jackal still didn't believe it, and now a group of younger brothers said so, and the Lord of the Jackal didn't believe it.

"The little leader's business is early, and it is estimated that the bones that have been eaten and wiped out and thrown out are now cold!"

"Is it true that the monkey broke into the dungeon to save the Bunny Woman?"

"It's not clear, but the brother sent out by the boss to keep an eye on the rabbit has returned, and it was ridden back by a monkey by the neck, and the brother burped on the ground as soon as he entered the valley, and he was ridden by the monkey as a mule, and he was tired to death!"

"It's so deceitful!" The Lord of the Jackals roared angrily and said, "Come with me, I will eat rabbit meat, monkey meat, and crocodile meat tonight!" ”

"Yes, eat their flesh and avenge your brothers!"

Hearing that the Lord of the Jackals had come forward to make decisions for them, the gray-haired jackals were no longer afraid, and got up from the ground one by one.

"Heyβ€”it's the monkey!"

A sharp-eyed jackal suddenly barked.

The Lord of the Jackals hurried back, only to see a monkey and a woman sneakily wandering around the waterfall next to the cave.

The monkey is Maomao, the woman is Ah Li, Mao Mao saved Ah Li, and after telling her with all his might that she was sent by the rabbit to save her, a person and a monkey hurriedly escaped from the dungeon, they wanted to find a way back to meet the rabbit and the crocodile mother, but the monkey did not remember the way, and Ah Li was a road idiot, and a monkey was so lost.

The jackals found Maomao, and Maomao found them.

"Excuse me!" Mao Mao scratched the back of his head, and smiled awkwardly at the demon seed jackals who were eyeing him: "I seem to be lost, please ask how to go to the exit of this valley?" ”

"Grab me!"

The Lord of the Jackals gave an order, and a group of demon-seeded jackals swarmed up and surrounded Mao Mao and Ah Li.

"Boss, what to do with them?"

"Hold them, catch the rabbit and the crocodile together, and boil the pot together!"

After saying this, the Lord of the Jackals took the lead and walked towards the plain at the mouth of the valley, and a group of demon jackals followed it with Ah Li and Mao Mao in unison.

"Little sister, don't be afraid, at least we won't get lost!" Mao Mao came to Ah Li's side and whispered to comfort her: "Also, the boss will definitely save us!" ”

"What did you say?" Ah Li didn't understand, and asked.

"I saidβ€”"

Mao Mao took a deep breath, and was about to say it again, when a gray-haired jackal next to him interrupted it: "Don't talk about it, don't bite your monkey butt again!" ”

"Tell you, Lao Tzu has endured you for a long time, and there is hair all over your body, so why doesn't your butt grow hair, do you know that Lao Tzu has obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"I'm also helpless if my butt doesn't grow hair, it's okay in summer, but it's icy everywhere you sit in winter!"

。。。。。。

After more than ten minutes, the large army led by the Lord of Jackals finally arrived at their destination.

In the distance, the Lord of the Jackals saw a snow-white rabbit sitting next to the barbecue grill munching on the rest of the bones.

There was also a peeled jackal skin on the ground next to the rabbit and crocodile, and the lord of the jackals could tell by the color of his fur that he was undoubtedly his little leader.

The Lord of the Jackals could no longer bear the burning anger in his heart, and with a roar, he lunged at one of the rabbit's arms and bit down.

Hearing only a "click", the Lord of the Jackals lost one of his front teeth.

"Is it coarse or not, is it not too big to swallow?"

The rabbit turned around as if nothing was going on, and smiled sheepishly at the Lord of the Jackals.

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