Chapter Seventy-Eight: How Ripe Do You Want?
"Ah...... Husband, can you light it...... Oh...... Husband, you're so powerful...... People love you to death...... Oh...... Oh...... Hurry up and ......"
"Squeak ......"
The bed made a sound very cooperatively.
Li Qingshan sat on the side, looking at his big bed very worriedly, if he continued to toss like this, would it break?
Let's take a look at a certain big goblin who is shaking around on the bed with an excited face after wearing it I don't know how many times more than usual......
Damn, Lao Tzu, this is a small dilapidated house, not a 'good house'.
Who is your passionate performance for?
"Oh......"
Half an hour later, with a long groan from the big fairy Xin, she finally stopped shaking wildly.
"My husband hugged me tightly......"
Looking outside the door, he added.
It's really dedicated.
Li Qingshan yawned, now you can sleep.
Xin Xin's smooth little feet stepped on the floor, gently moved to the door, and listened carefully for a while before he breathed a sigh of relief.
"The cunning old witch is finally gone."
That's how he called his mother......
It's really a mother-daughter relationship.
"Actually, she was gone by the fifteen minutes you had been yelling."
Li Qingshan felt that at this time, if he didn't stab this goblin, it would definitely be difficult to sleep peacefully tonight.
……
The expression of the great fairy Xin was obviously hurt.
"Husband...... Why don't you even warn poor me? Do you know how tired it is to pretend to be a ghost and make that disgusting sound? ”
"Don't you think it's immoral to disturb other people's performances?"
Damn, why are you embarrassed to talk to your mother about morality?
Have you ever had such a tall thing?
"Husband, do you think people just acted well?"
The big fairy Xin smiled and walked towards someone.
Li Qingshan subconsciously moved back.
"That's good...... If you want to go to a certain country for development, how many people will be unemployed. ”
"Hehe, that's right. In the afternoon, they also studied their wonderful performances, which lasted for three hours. ”
Hehe, why are you laughing so scary.
Someone flinched back again.
It's just that there seems to be a wall in the back......
In front, a big goblin with its mouth wide open was pounced......
"Ahh It hurts...... Loose mouth...... Loosen up...... No way...... I didn't offend you...... Why bite again! …… Yes...... Come back...... Don't bully honest people......"
"You bastard, where are you honest, you really want me to make that kind of film, don't you! Damn it! ”
Well, I see.
Sure enough, trouble comes from the mouth.
However, it's not bad to make this kind of film......
The actor I can make a cameo appearance......
It's just that now he has no other benefits to enjoy except screaming.
In the next room, the beautiful woman desperately covered her head with a quilt.
Dead child, playing so crazy when you're young, I don't know how to take care of the elderly.
However, this dead girl is quite like me in other aspects except for her eyes.
treats lovers so unrestrained......
But this is also too unrestrained, why are you so loud?
It's still a man, it's far worse than my husband, and I can't bear to scream no matter how I play.
Sure enough, this girl's vision is a little worse than that of being a mother.
The battle on the other side soon came to an end.
Comrade Li Qingshan was completely defeated.
Look at the countless bruises and tooth marks on your body......
How could there be such a murderous woman in this world.
"Come, husband, come to bed, how uncomfortable it is to sleep on the ground."
Tsk, this gentle appearance is really hard to imagine that she has a pair of fangs and claws.
"No...... No, I'll just sleep here. ”
At this time, it is better to pretend to be sheep.
"Husband, it's really embarrassing for the family to be like this...... People have always been gentle and virtuous, and they can't do such a thing as abusing their husbands. Come on, go to bed and go to bed. ”
Shhh
A cold wind full of intrigue blows in the face.
At this time, it is extremely important to take a firm stand.
"It's cooler to sleep on the floor, so I decided to stay."
"Oh, I see. That person is at ease, my husband will sleep there, good night! What's the matter! ”
"Late ...... Quiet. ”
Now you can sleep in peace.
"There is also a bamboo mat on the bed...... How stupid someone is, it's not that they haven't slept together....... ”
Burst!
I...... Endure.
"Ahh ……”
A scream woke someone from a deep sleep.
rushed out of the house with an arrow step, and saw a naked~ naked beauty rushing out of the door of the guest room with a panicked face.
Wow, so white.
Early in the morning, the benefits are so good.
It seems that good people still have good rewards.
"Ahh
Another scream.
"Bang."
The guest room door was closed again.
This woman is not stupid enough to go home.
The big fairy Xin rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked out.
"Husband, what's going on?"
"Oh, it's okay, what about the woman's clothes?"
Li Qingshan pointed to the guest room.
"I washed it last night, and I hung it on the balcony."
You've "washed" so clean.
"Send the guests back."
"Oh, yes, husband."
The big goblin seems to be very well-behaved today.
Someone thought something was strange.
"Just pretty, isn't it?"
"Beautiful...... Anything to see? How I didn't see anything. ”
Someone thinks they're a bit impatient.
"My husband is so good."
A certain demon figure walked towards the balcony.
I said, early in the morning, you didn't change your clothes, why did you put on high heels.
I'm afraid people won't know that you're the queen of high heels.
Just when the heel glides over the top of the foot, it's really ......
I want to hold that little foot in the palm of my hand and play with it.
I've met so many girls and women recently, and it's really this fairy's feet that are the most seductive and beautiful.
Xin Xin quickly entered the guest room with a pile of clothes.
Then there was a dead silence in the room.
"Bang Bang"
There was a knock on the door.
Li Qingshan opened the door and smiled.
"Good morning."
Alas, the people's police are sometimes too dedicated and a little unbearable.
"Good morning! Where is the victim? ”
'Wen Ziye' smiled and was very enthusiastic.
But what the hell is a 'victim'?
Can I sue her for falsehood?
Get out of the way and let the conscientious and responsible female Qingtian come in.
"Find it yourself."
Li Qingshan dropped a sentence a little angrily and went straight to the kitchen.
Hey, how many breakfasts might you like? Use one's noodle.
'Wen Ziye' looked at his kennel and went to the guest room as well, but didn't come out again.
Three women in one play.
When three women get together like this, it must be a big show.
Fortune fan Buddha, I hope it won't hurt my little fish.
Unscrupulous Tianzun, don't demolish my house.
In short, the gods and Buddhas bless you, and I will burn two more pillars of incense for you when I go back.
Five cents for two.
Alas, the flesh hurts.
Break the money and keep it safe.
"Stinky boy, I think we need to have a good talk."
Li Qingshan, who had just boiled porridge, looked at the beautiful woman in front of her.
I felt my heart beating hard.
When did she come to the kitchen?
Why didn't I notice it?
In other words, when you wake up in the morning, can't you change your clothes?
The white flowers are so big that the two dazzling people are dizzy.
At a glance, you know that you have found a good husband, and this career line is really deep......
Where's the end?
It's really the mother of the big goblin, and no one believes it if she says it's not a parent.
Moreover, even the big goblin, who wants to be better than the blue, has a long way to go.
Why did you shout "Auntie" blindly yesterday?
Such an aunt, how many big girls and little daughters-in-law have to be ashamed.
No, what am I thinking?
Don't look at indecent acts!
Color is emptiness!
"Auntie, what do you want to talk to me about?"
At this time, Comrade Li Qingshan stared at the porridge pot without squinting.
"Don't think that you used despicable means to trick that stupid girl into bed, and you can enter the door of our Xin family."
It turns out that she is only beautiful in appearance.
But her ability to speak the other way around is very strong.
Saying that the big goblin is a stupid girl, the pigs will laugh well.
"Auntie, I think you've misunderstood. I don't know where the door of your Xin family is going, so I have no intention of going in and sitting down. ”
"And what's going on with you and my daughter?"
"It's normal for two lonely men and women to do healthy exercises in bed in this era, right?"
"You mean to say...... Treating my daughter as a sexual partner? ”
"Commonly known as 'cannon ~ friend'."
"You bastard!"
"Auntie, how mature do you want?"
Someone smiled cheaply, set up the frying pan, took out two eggs and asked.
"I'm scolding you bastard, not for an omelette."
Xin's mother was very angry, so there were two big meat balls that shook very much.
Someone pinched his nose and quickly lowered his head.
"Auntie, let's change the way of scolding, I've heard too much of this."
……
This man's bones are quite hard.
It's just that the temper is too stinky.
The old lady is also your future mother-in-law, you let me die.
But it's much better than a submissive little white face.
But even this kind of nonsense can be said, and he can't be let go easily.
"Give me a ripe one."
……
"It's better to eat it raw."
"I'm going to be ripe."
"A little more, okay?"
"I'm going to be ripe."
Milk legs, how to fry a ripe egg.
Old man, you are old, don't be so willful.
"You can't do it, can you?"
"It's not...... I just feel that eating this kind of food is not good for your health. ”
Good man, loser does not lose.
"Why do you suddenly care about my body? Finally know how to respect the old and love the young? ”
Mother Xin's words were full of ridicule.
Respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue.
As a good man in the new era, of course I will have this essential skill.
"I've always been a man with that kind of virtue."
This man is so thick-skinned.
But if I didn't have this kind of skin, I wouldn't have been able to subdue my crazy girl.
As the best mother in the world, it is really hard work to test her son-in-law in a different way, and it is not good.
"Then you're going to be an eleven mature."
……
You can't just ask for a normal one.
Eleven Mature ......
It's to be more burnt.
Or is it a little mushy?
It's really hard to master.
At this moment, the door to the guest room suddenly opened.
Xin Xin walked out with two big beauties.
Mother Xin glanced back, and her eyes immediately widened.
"What kind of cannon is this~friend?"
"Huh?"
Someone was slightly stunned.
"Livestock!"
Isn't it right to curse beasts?
No, I'm damned, I'm wronged!