"What's wrong?"

Jiang Xiaohan was about to speak, when he suddenly heard Zhao Wanxi's angry shouting, and felt the cold murderous aura coming from her, and immediately shrank his neck.

What does it mean?

So suddenly, he went away?

It felt like I had pressed her to the bed and kissed her 800 times.

What is it that makes you so angry?

"What's wrong?"

It's still the same three words, but it's a different tone, Zhao Wanxi's eyes are calm, and she looks like she is about to correct Jiang Xiaohan on the spot.

It's scarier than lighting a barrel of explosives.

"Are you calling me a pig?"

Zhao Wanxi suppressed her anger and asked in a cold voice.

"Nope!"

Jiang Xiaohan looked innocent, looked at Zhao Wanxi very puzzled, and asked, "How can you have such an idea." ”

"I ......"

was asked by Jiang Xiaohan like this, and Zhao Wanxi suddenly didn't know how to answer.

How could she have such an idea?

Isn't it you, the villain, who is complaining about yourself?

Thinking of this, Zhao Wanxi's face became bad again, and she went straight to the point: "You just scolded me for being a pig, don't think I didn't hear it." ”

Zhao Wanxi knew that Jiang Xiaohan had a lot of curves and curves, and it was easy for him to deviate if she was not careful, so she simply shook this matter out in the most crisp and neat way, not giving Jiang Xiaohan the slightest room to pretend to be stupid.

"Why am I calling you a pig?"

However, in the face of Zhao Wanxi's actions, Jiang Xiaohan felt more and more wronged.

Why couldn't he do it right?

It's obviously a very normal communication, but how did it become a scolding for yourself.

Can such a civilized person scold others?

Even if you can scold people, who is so stupid to scold their girlfriend and don't want to live?

No disaster!

Jiang Xiaohan felt that a big black cauldron had fallen on his head.

"You ......"

Hearing Jiang Xiaohan ask him how he said that he was a pig just now, Zhao Wanxi wanted to repeat what he just said just now, but after thinking about it, it was wrong!

If she does this, won't she be scolding herself?

This guy surnamed Jiang is really bad.

At this time, it's not honest.

"You don't think the pig I just said was you, do you?"

Suddenly, Jiang Xiaohan, who realized something, looked at Zhao Wanxi with a shocked expression.

"Or else?"

Zhao Wanxi gritted her teeth, and she couldn't help but rub her hands.

This guy is still pretending to be stupid, who is he bluffing!

"I'm talking about pigs, I'm real pigs!"

Jiang Xiaohan sighed, and said with a complicated expression: "I'm talking about the pigs raised by my grandmother in the countryside, I'll take you to meet our grandparents another day, let them see their granddaughter-in-law, and by the way, take you to see the pigs I said." ”

Speaking of which, if Zhao Wanxi doesn't understand it anymore, then she will really have a negative IQ.

The pig that Jiang Xiaohan just said did not refer to her, but a real pig in the countryside.

Realizing this, Zhao Wanxi was embarrassed.

Oolong!

Absolute big oolong!

I actually thought of myself as a pig.

Die of disgrace.

However, seeing Jiang Xiaohan's gloating face, Zhao Wanxi sulked again.

It's all to blame on Jiang Xiaohan, if he wasn't so unclear as he said, how could she misunderstand?

Who likes to think of themselves as a pig?

As a result, he did so, and questioned him in front of Jiang Xiaohan.

It's over, and the image of the whole person will be ruined.

How can she raise her head in front of Jiang Xiaohan in the future?

"I used to think you were cold, why are you becoming more and more stupid now?"

Holding Zhao Wanxi, Jiang Xiaohan said suspiciously: "Could it be that falling in love really makes people's IQ negative?" ”

"You're only got a negative IQ!"

Hearing this, Zhao Wanxi pursed her lips and scolded who had a negative IQ?

She's smart!

"My IQ has never been lower than two hundred, but unfortunately my IQ can't be transferred, otherwise I will give you a little bit, and you won't do the stupid thing just now." Jiang Xiaohan said happily.

Jiang Xiaohan was happy.

Zhao Wanxi was not happy.

Jiang Xiaohan's words just now reminded her of the feeling of being crushed by her IQ, but she had no way to refute it.

There are two reasons for this.

One is that her own studies are not worth mentioning in front of Jiang Xiaohan, a scholar, and this time was also made up with the help of Jiang Xiaohan day and night, otherwise she didn't know how to deal with the college entrance examination a few days ago.

The second is that after getting along with Jiang Xiaohan, he often makes some stupid moves, and his IQ is not online.

The former is a problem left over from history, and Zhao Wanxi has no choice, but Zhao Wanxi can't understand the latter, how could she become like that.

Zhao Wanxi clearly remembered that she was not like that before.

Is it really like Jiang Xiaohan said, falling in love will make people's IQ plummet.

But why doesn't Jiang Xiaohan have this product?

Zhao Wanxi felt frustrated.

It's not fair.

Why is she always the one who does stupid things?

"Don't you love me?"

In contemplation, Zhao Wanxi suddenly raised her head and looked at Jiang Xiaohan with an unkind gaze.

"What?"

Jiang Xiaohan was stunned.

What happened to the sudden soul torture?

"You said that falling in love will make people's IQ negative, but why did I change, you didn't?"

Speaking of her doubts, Zhao Wanxi looked at Jiang Xiaohan again: "Does this mean that you don't love me?" ”

Jiang Xiaohan understood.

But while understanding, it is also stupid.

This logic of the surname Zhao ......

Jiang Xiaohan suddenly found that he had just dug a pit for himself.

A deep pit.

is so good, why do you want to complain about Zhao Wanxi's IQ.

This mouth is broken......

Is the stupid cuteness surnamed Zhao bad at all?

How cute is her stupid and cute appearance, does it matter if IQ is not IQ?

Anyway, his IQ is enough, even if the IQ of the surnamed Zhao really drops to a negative number, then with the IQ of his genius Jiang Xiaohan, he won't make up for it in minutes?

With him, does the surname Zhao need an IQ?

No, you don't!

Follow yourself, accept your own "feeding" every day, and by the way, hold your little hand, kiss your little mouth, hug your waist, and finally sleep together, what a desirable and comfortable life is this?

Teasing her every day when she's happy, teasing her when she's upset, coaxing her when she's jealous, and helping her when she wants to hit someone......

How perfect is that!

"Surnamed Jiang, don't you love me?"

Seeing that Jiang Xiaohan didn't answer for a long time, Zhao Wanxi's little emotions came up.

"I didn't!"

Jiang Xiaohan said depressedly.

"Admit it, admit it! You really don't love me. ”

From Jiang Xiaohan's words just now, Zhao Wanxi seemed to have caught his sore feet.

"I really don't!"

Jiang Xiaohan's head went blank all of a sudden.

Did he just say something?

Seeing Jiang Xiaohan's stupid appearance, Zhao Wanxi said angrily: "No, no, why are you murdering me?" Is it annoying me? ”

Jiang Xiaohan stood for a long time, and said helplessly: "I didn't kill you!" ”

"You're going to kill me! Kill me......"

As soon as Jiang Xiaohan heard this, he felt that his feet had been stepped on by someone a few times, and then a scumbag surnamed Zhao was hit with a fierce hammer on his chest.

A moment later, Jiang Xiaohan, who was about to be hammered out of his chest by Zhao Wanxi, almost vomited blood and looked at Zhao Wanxi and said, "If you want to beat me out of anger, just say it, why make so many excuses." ”

Obviously, Jiang Xiaohan had already seen that Zhao Wanxi was completely drunk just now, and he didn't mean to drink, and he said so much just to beat him up.

"I'm a reasonable person."

Clearly and honestly stated his position, Zhao Wanxi, who was already enlightened in his heart at this time, looked at Jiang Xiaohan and was a little embarrassed: "There's no reason why it's not easy to start." ”

Jiang Xiaohan: "......"