"What's the situation?" Seeing this, the crowd shouted in panic: "What happened? ”

"Hold the grass - what's going on?"

The bearded director fell into the mud, he got up from the ground with his head in his hands, and pulled away the snow on his face: "What happened just now?" ”

"I don't know!" A group of people shook their heads and said, "I don't know what's going on, this person flew over." ”

"Grass and mud horses, you can't shoot yet, let you kick Chen Yingying, why are you kicking Lao Tzu?" The director angrily scolded the little gangster.

"I-I'm playing Chen Yingying, I don't know how to kick here!" The thug scratched his head in confusion.

"Yes, yes, I can prove it!"

"I can also prove that he did kick Chen Yingying!"

Several other group performers hurriedly ran up and said.

"Seems to be the case!" Several people next to the director also chimed in.

"What the hell!"

Seeing that everyone said this, the director was inconvenient to get angry again, he snorted and said, "Come again!" ”

A group of people hurriedly helped to straighten the things on the ground, and after cleaning up, all departments were in place and started filming again.

"Snow Mountain Drama First Scene 9th Fourth, Action!"

With the director's order, the little gangster who regained his position kicked towards Chen Yingying in the air again.

In full view of everyone, the thug who jumped into the air turned around again in a strange gesture, this time going straight to the director behind the camera.

"Bang-"

The thug's 41-yard leather boots were perfectly imprinted on the director's 41-yard long face, and the director was kicked and backflipped, and the thug who landed on the ground sat on the director's face again.

Everyone was dumbfounded now, if everyone was a little distracted just now, this time they watched the thugs fly in the air.

The long-faced director got up from the ground, turned over and pressed the little gangster under him, and then opened the bow left and right and jerked the little gangster's face, and said while pumping back: "Nima, Nyima, you're just looking for something sincerely, right?" ”

A group of people watched the director go crazy, all of them were tense, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

Chen Yingying saw this kind of funny appearance, she really couldn't help it, and hugged her stomach and laughed and lay in the snowdrift.

"Laugh - laugh what laugh?"

The long-faced director got up from the gangsters, looked at Chen Yingying who fell to the ground with a smile on his face, and said, "The assistant director looks at it, I'll demonstrate this time!" ”

The long-faced director saw that Chen Yingying still dared to laugh at this time, and suddenly became angry, new hatred and old hatred were added together, and the long-faced director wanted to demonstrate in person to take revenge.

"Wait a minute!"

At this moment, a voice came from afar.

Everyone turned around and saw Shi Jinlang with a smile on his face, standing not far away watching them.

"Who are you, this is a big place on the set, who allowed you to come in?"

When the long-faced director saw Shi Jinlang, he immediately shouted: "Get out, get out!" ”

"Shi Jinlang?" When Chen Yingying saw Shi Jinlang, she was surprised and said, "Why are you here, you won't chase me here, right?" ”

"That's it!" Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "It's less smelly and beautiful, I just happened to be passing by!" ”

"Field affairs, hurry up and find someone to blast this person out for me!" The long-faced director shouted at the top of his voice.

"Get out!"

An obscene man with a group of thugs immediately surrounded him.

"Wait a minute!" Chen Yingying ran up and grabbed Shi Jinlang's arm, turned his head and glared at the long-faced director and said, "This person is my new agent, you can't drive him away!" ”

"Go, who's your agent!" Shi Jinlang glanced at Chen Yingying and said.

"Do me a favor and pretend, it's a big deal to give you money!" Chen Yingying whispered in Shi Jinlang's ear.

Hearing that there was money, Shi Jinlang suddenly smiled and said, "I've helped you with this!" ”

"Yo, Miss Chen Yingying has a new agent, why don't I believe it?" When the long-faced director heard this, he said mockingly.

"I don't like to hear you say this, our family is at least a Golden Bull Award actress, why can't we have an agent?"

Shi Jinlang originally wanted to help Chen Yingying prop up a little field, but as soon as he said this, the long-faced director in front of him suddenly laughed and fell to the ground.

"Golden Bull Award actress? Just her, are you deliberately trying to make me laugh? ”

Not only did the long-faced director laugh, but the group performers and field affairs behind him all laughed together.

"Chen Yingying wants to win the Golden Bull Award, it is estimated that she will have to wait for the next life!"

"Don't talk about the next life, there will be no chance in the next life!"

"Hahaha - the queen of the Sour Plum Award chooses her every day to be shortlisted!"

Shi Jinlang clearly remembered that Chen Yingying told him about this incident himself, why did this group of people laugh like this now?

Shi Jinlang turned his head full of black lines, just when Chen Yingying met Chen Yingying's gaze, Chen Yingying smiled awkwardly and lowered his head in shame.

Shi Jinlang scratched the back of his head, probably understanding something, it is estimated that the matter of the Golden Bull Award actress was arranged by Chen Yingying herself.

However, taking people's money and eliminating disasters with people, since Chen Yingying said that he wanted to give money, then the identity of this agent Shi Jinlang was a cameo.

"Shut up, is it that funny?" Shi Jinlang snorted.

"Hahaha-"

Shi Jinlang didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said it, the group of people laughed even harder. The long-faced director said with a smile: "Just a person like Chen Yingying, who has no fame, no background, no status, and is fake, only those who are blind will be her agent!" ”

Shi Jinlang had already seen that the long-faced director in front of him was not pleasing to the eye, just now while he was filming, Shi Jinlang changed his shape and let the little gangster kick him twice, it seems that he has no long memory.

"Smack-"

A crisp slap sounded, and the laughter stopped abruptly, and the long-faced director covered the swollen half of his face and looked at Shi Jinlang and said, "You-you dare to hit me?" ”

"How?" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "If you can scold me, I can't whip you?" ”

"Okay, you kid has a kind, aren't you Chen Yingying's new agent? Do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu will replace her now? ”

"Ouch, what a big-name director, what a big-name crew!" Shi Jinlang smiled disdainfully and said: "Change, now I'll watch you replace her!" ”

When the long-faced director heard this, he was immediately stunned, the reason why he said this was completely angry, although Chen Yingying is not famous, but it is cheaper, and more than half of the movie has been filmed, if Chen Yingying is replaced now, all the previous shots will be invalidated, not to mention that the person who replaced her is not easy to find, even if she finds it, what about the delayed time, who will make up for the previous loss?

The long-faced director weighed the pros and cons in his heart for a long time, and finally smiled awkwardly at Shi Jinlang and said: "Hahaha - it's my mouth that owes, I should be beaten, I'm joking!" ”

This face is lost, but the long-faced director is not a fuel-efficient lamp, Chen Yingying asked her agent to come out and embarrass him, this long-faced director will definitely revenge!

"Director, you don't know the surname Wang, do you?"

Seeing that the long-faced director was so enduring, Shi Jinlang looked at him playfully and asked.

"My surname is Wang, my surname is Wu!" The long-faced director said with disdain: "I haven't even heard of my name, what kind of agent are you doing!" ”

"The thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, the surname Wu or the surname Wang are the same!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and said: "Director Turtle is worthy of being a big-name director, at least in terms of forbearance, it is beyond the reach of ordinary people!" ”

The long-faced director was not angry when he heard this, he smiled sinisterly, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Just let you be arrogant, and I will let you know how powerful Lao Tzu is!" ”

"Pack it all up and get back to work!"

The long-faced director's face sank, looked back at Chen Yingying and said: "I can't pass the scene just now, I can't pass several scenes, it's all because of the group performance, the actions are not standard, wait for me to demonstrate in person, you can prepare!" ”

"Oh, well!" Hearing this, Chen Yingying nodded and said.

"Wait a minute!" Shi Jinlang sneered and said: "I also watched it outside just now, and the action of our family shadow being beaten is not too standard, since the turtle guide personally went into battle to demonstrate, then I, who is an agent, will also demonstrate it, so that our family shadow can learn!" ”

"You want to show Chen Yingying how to shoot the beating scene?" When the long-faced director heard this, he said happily: "Are you sure?" ”

"Of course it's sure!" Shi Jinlang said without thinking.

"Okay, the costume team helped Chen Yingying's agent change clothes, and the props team helped him tie the armor."

Shi Jinlang said this a little unexpectedly for the long-faced director, originally he came up to demonstrate just to kick Chen Yingying a few more times to spread the sullenness in his heart, at this time, since Shi Jinlang took the initiative to come up and be beaten, the long-faced director naturally couldn't ask for it, wait for a hundred or ten demonstrations, where can the long-faced director solve the hatred in his heart.

"You don't need to change it, just kick it like this, the beating effect of not wearing armor is real!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly.

"It's worthy of being an agent, I really know how to do it!" The long-faced director Yin Yu smiled and said, "Just as you wish!" ”

The props team hurriedly came up to wrap the protective gear around the long-faced director, and looked at the long-faced director who was wrapped like a dumpling all over his body, Shi Jinlang sneered and said: "Turtle guide, you are not kicking people, why are you wrapped up like this?" ”

"The martial arts instructor is not here today, although my kung fu is okay, but in order to demonstrate a little more standardized, these things must be worn!"

"Hehe-" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and said, "It's useless to wear it!" ”

"What did you say?" When the long-faced director heard this, he said with a puzzled expression.

"I said let's start quickly, the directors are so grinding and chirping, no wonder the filming is not good!"

The long-faced director snorted, turned around and made an OK gesture to the assistant director in front of the camera, and the assistant director cleared his throat and said: "The director of the first scene of the Snow Mountain Drama will demonstrate the ninth article for the first time, action!" ”

Hearing the password to start shooting, the long-faced director swaggered into the camera.

"Little lady, after being poisoned by the master's acacia dispersion, do you feel that you can't exert your strength up and down?"

When Shi Jinlang heard the words of the long-faced director, he said with a confused face: "Do you still want to say the lines after the demonstration?" ”

"Of course!" The long-faced director said: "Professional, we are professional, even if it is a demonstration, we have to demonstrate a full set!" ”

"I see!" Shi Jinlang nodded, raised his voice to imitate Chen Yingying's tone, and said, "Little Qisan, come and play!" ”

"Poof—"

Chen Yingying, who was standing not far behind Shi Jinlang, heard Shi Jinlang's line, and couldn't help laughing on the spot.

The long-faced director was blushing, and Shi Jinlang was stunned for a moment and said, "What, isn't that what the lines say?" ”

"Forget it!" The long-faced director's face turned cold, he took a few steps back, and a running volley kicked towards Shi Jinlangfei.

Shi Jinlang smiled sinisterly, and the floating glimpse technique combined with the shape-shifting shadow change technique appeared behind the long-faced director at a speed invisible to the naked eye, and then pulled his feet and pulled them, and finally returned to the same place with the shapeshift.

Shi Jinlang's body is as light as a swallow with the floating glimpse trick to perform the shape-shifting shadow, not to mention this group of ordinary people, even if they can't even be photographed by the camera, in the eyes of others, Shi Jinlang didn't move at all when he stood still, but when the long-faced director jumped into the air, he fell heavily in his original position with a weird free fall.

"Hold the grass, what the hell is this-"

The long-faced director was just about to speak, but Shi Jinlang directly interrupted him and said: "Turtle guide, what are you doing, so many people are watching, if you don't know how to kick, replace me!" ”

"No!" The long-faced director hurriedly shouted: "This place is a little weird, I obviously jumped up, why just-"

The long-faced director got up from the ground with a confused face, he didn't care about the pain on his body, he looked around, and didn't find anything unusual, but what happened just now was really incredible, and then connected to the two mistakes of the little gangster just now, the long-faced director couldn't help but feel a chill in his back, could it be that there is a ghost in this place?

"Okay, if you can't do it, I'll show you instead!" Shi Jinlang shouted impatiently.

The long-faced director determined that there must be something strange here, and if he couldn't jump, he would definitely not be able to jump at that time. Besides, if you wear a full set of protective gear, even if you get kicked, there will be no problem. As long as Shi Jinlang can jump up, when the time comes, he will casually find an excuse to say that his posture is not standardized, and then demonstrate and kick him dozens more.

As soon as he thought of this, the long-faced director smiled coldly and said, "Okay, you can come!" ”

Shi Jinlang saw the long-faced director take the bait, a sneer on his face was fleeting, he didn't even run, he took two steps and jumped directly in the air.

This kick is the basic flying kick of taekwondo, although it looks bland, but it is performed by Shi Jinlang, where can ordinary people hold it, but Shi Jinlang is afraid of kicking the long-faced director to death, so he only uses less than one percent of the strength, but the long-faced director still becomes a parabola, and the ghost cries wolf and flies out.

A group of field workers rushed to the snowdrift more than ten meters away and pulled out the long-faced director.

"Don't move—break—break!" The long-faced director touched his ribs and grinned in pain.

"Let's go!"

Shi Jinlang turned his head and took Chen Yingying's hand.

"Where to go? I'm still going to film! ”

"What kind of drama are you filming, the director is like this, call it a day!"

As soon as Shi Jinlang's voice fell, the assistant director took a loudspeaker and said: "The director is injured, this is the end of today, call it a day!" ”

Although everyone watched Shi Jinlang kick the long-faced director away, the long-faced director was wearing a full set of protective gear, and Shi Jinlang was so thin, and his strength could not be so exaggerated, so no one put the blame on his head, and finally the long-faced director said conclusively: "There are strange things here, call it a day today!" ”