Elementary school students save the world.

There is no mistake with this statement today.

I've seen a scumbag day talk about the dynamics before.

I saw it on QQ and reprinted it countless times.

That said it was written like this:

[I'm in the fifth grade this year, my math is very good, I scored ninety-five points in the last exam, but my language is very bad, and there have been a lot of typos, so I want to find a girlfriend, willing to help me tutor Chinese, I am also willing to tutor her in mathematics, special gift water delivery service, if you are interested, please add my QQ, do not disturb if you are not sincere! 】

Under this paragraph of text that brightens the eyes of a blind man, there is also a photo of this buddy.

It's really a schoolboy.,It's a bald little fat man who looks arrogant.。

Not only that, but when I was playing LOL games, I saw words like this:

A player who seems to be a primary school student, has cheated his teammates countless times, and scolded his father and mother to others, everyone finally became angry and scolded him together, but he said:

[I'm still a primary school student.,I don't know how to play games.,You forgive me for talking a little too much.,I apologize to you.,But I'll still do it according to my own code of conduct.,If you're not happy.,Just stab me with a knife!!] 】

......

According to these examples, I do not mean to despise the current elementary school students, on the contrary, I really admire them, and I feel that I am really old and abandoned by this era.

And that's exactly what happened in front of us -

A little boy who looks like he is eight or nine years old, has a love for the legal Lori senpai, and thinks I am the brother who took her out to play, so he asked me to help the matchmaker.

"I think it's true that you have to confess this kind of thing in person."

I groaned for a moment and said solemnly, but in my heart I was already smiling.

Haha,How can there be a person like me.,Obviously I'm dating a legal Lori senpai.,It's as a boyfriend.,And introduced my girlfriend to elementary school students.。 (And knowing that the legitimate Lori senpai will refuse him)

But I can't help but want to play tricks on them.

Although I feel a little guilty about my slightly black belly, I have the motivation to tease him when I think of this shy guy with a handsome face, and I was a dick who was dumped by a girl at that time.

Ahem, little brother, you, who are destined to become rich and handsome, come to experience the pain of our dicks very early.

"Then brother, what am I going to do, do I want to give her a gift when I confess? Ask my dad to buy her a house and a car? ”

The little boy asked me a little apprehensively, looking like he was carried away by love.

Buying a car and buying a house..... This guy is really rich and handsome in the future.

And it's too deeply influenced by society.,At such a young age, I want to rely on my parents' financial resources to solve my sister.。

"No, you can have some sincerity, just confess to her loudly and say what you think."

I stifled a smile and patted his little shoulder like a mature man.

"Okay! I.... That's what I mean! ”

His face was a little redder, but he clenched his small fist in front of his chest, as if he was determined to win.

Uh, I suddenly felt like I was doing this a bit too much, this guy is so serious......

But he fell in love with the legal Lori senpai so suddenly, just because of her beauty, just educate him with a painful experience, don't believe his eyes, what you see on the surface may not be real.

It's just self-enlightening to eliminate the guilt.,And at this time, the little boy has puffed up his chest and walked towards the legal Lori senpai.,I watched the play while lining up.。

"This lovely young lady."

He approached the legal Lori senpai with some trepidation, looked at her (the two were the same height), and then suddenly said with a red face.

- "Huh? ”

Legal Lori Senior Sister raised her eyes and looked at him unhappily (it seems that Senior Sister she doesn't like children very much)

"I... I... Porridge for you! ”

The little boy slurred and confessed to her loudly.

"Huh?"

The legal Lori senpai was petrified in an instant, her beautiful eyes were stunned, and she didn't react.

"I like you! Because it was love at first sight, at the first moment I met you, I was impressed by your charm! Cute and cute body, dangling ponytail, if you want to say, you're like a Lori character who came out of the comics, I like you, ahhhhh

The little boy said enthusiastically, and Senior Sister Lori was already scared silly with a red face.

Hey, hey, the sense of shame suddenly arises.,Suddenly I realized,What he said,It seems to be similar to what I said when I confessed to the legal Lori senior sister on Liver Street.,Is there a version of this?

Did he say the same thing as me like a copy and paste, or did I synchronize with the elementary school student to confess God?

But this guy is really passionate enough, confessing in a square with so many people, and his future is limitless.

- "Finally, I want to say—"

He took a deep breath, oh oh, it looks like he's about to release the final declaration of the confession - (Dude, I've got your back!) ）

- "You're the cutest elementary school student I've ever met!" ”

He shouted loudly to the legal Lori senpai, and his voice was so loud that it ran through the entire square.

All eyes were on them.

And I'm already petrified and feel like I've overdone it.

......

The cutest .... Primary school student?

This dude.... It's over to say this kind of thing to the legal Lori senpai......

"Smack-"

Sure enough, as I expected, a crisp slap hit the little boy in the face, and the legal Lori senpai raised her hand and slapped him.

Her flowers trembled slightly, the pear blossoms lowered her head with rain, her face was red, and she was holding her pink fist, looking very aggrieved.

Then he raised his head and yelled at the little boy with tears in his eyes—

- "Old Mother..... Lady, I'm a high school student!! ”

The words of the high school student's legal Lori senior sister suddenly hit the heart of the rich and handsome little boy who aspires to become an infinite push girl.

"Hmph."

The legal Lori senior sister shook her ponytail, glanced at him with disgust, and walked away with gorgeous steps.

He stood still, unresponsive. Dumbfounded like a puppet.

Hey, am I going a little too far?

I was a little worried and finished buying the ice cream, so I ran over to see if he had suffered a lot of shadows, and I would better apologize to him and comfort him......

Thinking with some guilt, I approached him, and he still had his head down, and the traces of the blush on his little face had not yet receded.

"Are you alright?"

I asked with concern, just about to apologize, and he had already spoke—

"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, you rejected me today, three years later, I will definitely win your high school and defeat you personally!"

......

The little boy clenched his fists, straightened his waist, and whispered domineeringly in the breeze.

"Little brother, your name?"

I couldn't help but ask.

- "Xiao Yan." ”

His fingers stroked the marks of the fan on his face, and said domineeringly.

(PS: The above very domineering sentence is adapted from the famous fantasy novel [Breaking the Sky] in the first few chapters, and Xiao Yan is the name of the male protagonist.) ）

“......”

I was speechless, rather frightened, silent, introspective, and deep in thought at that moment......

- Elementary school students save the world.

This statement is absolutely true!