Liang Bin shook his head and sighed: What kind of master can teach such a self-confident apprentice.

"Come on! I'll be fine! ”

Hua Xiaoran saw that Liang Bin was slow to act, and she urged.

"Okay, this is your own ......"

Liang Bin picked up the hammer and gestured at Xiao Ran's chest, he took a deep breath and riveted his strength.

"Ahh——!h

The screams pierced the sky, and everyone turned their heads to look, and it turned out to be Feng Susu screaming.

Feng Susu patted his head embarrassedly: "Eh, I just practice my voice...... I didn't scream because I was scared. ”

Painting Xiaoran accused: "What are you shouting, I was scared by your voice just now...... Senior brother, wait a minute, I'm lucky! ”

Liang Bin held the hammer, "Okay, you can do whatever you want, you can carry it as long as you want." ”

Painting Xiao Ran is trying to regulate her breathing, she doesn't know if this trick is useful, in short, it's luck.

A minute later.

Liang Bin was bored and knocked on the ground with a hammer: "Are you lucky?" When you are pregnant, you have ...... child."

"That's it! Come on, brother! ”

Draw Xiao Ran with his arms stretched out and lie down again into a big character.

Liang Bin glanced at the target, took the hammer, and he confirmed again: "Do you really not even have a protective gear?" It's no joke if I hit you on the head with this hammer. ”

Hua Xiaoran was startled when she heard this, and quickly hugged her head, and after confirming that the protection was completed, she urged again: "Come on!" ”

Liang Bin shouted: "It's coming!" ”

"Bang!"

He didn't talk nonsense at this time, and smashed it directly with a hammer, but unfortunately it didn't hit the big stone on Xiao Ran's chest, but smashed it between her split legs, clinging to an indescribable part, as long as it was one centimeter off.

Painting Xiao Ran was so frightened that her hairs stood on end, she ripped off her princess dress and found that it was pressed by a hammer.

"Wow, ah, ah......"

Painting Xiao Ran was crying while pushing the stone slab on her body hard, she couldn't stand it, it was too dangerous to break the big stone in her chest, and the crisis just now was beyond her psychological limit.

"Young master, are you alright?"

Ah Fu was so frightened that his heart almost jumped out, if he was hit just now, her young master probably wouldn't survive.

Liang Bin picked up the hammer and threw it aside, clapping his hands: "Isn't this done, I have to play with some chest stones." I'll hammer it down, smash my hands and hands, smash my legs and legs, and see if you dare to play next time. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare......"

Painting Xiaoran sobbed and tried to stand up, but found that her legs were already weak, and Ah Fu had to come up and carry her on her back.

…………

In Xiao Ran's house, an old man sits cross-legged on the bed.

This old man has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, crane hair is not childish, his heart is facing the sky, and he sits very upright.

At first glance, he is a master of Taoism......... The premise is that he doesn't have the Gameboy console behind him that he secretly hid......

"Master, Master!"

Painting Xiao Ran kneeling on a small futon, impatient to ask.

"Don't worry...... If you have any questions, tell me slowly, and I will guide you well. ”

The master picked up the teacup and took a sip slowly, wanting to be personable.

Hua Xiaoran nodded again and again, and then she asked, "If someone accidentally hits your balls when you break a boulder on your chest during the performance, Master, what should you do to pinch it?" ”

"Poof...... Ahem......"

The master choked on the tea, and he quickly wiped his mouth with his sleeve, otherwise it would be too bad to have water droplets on his beard.

"Uh...... This one...... Why did you come up with this question? As long as your partner is skilled enough, he will generally not hit you or anything. ”

Painting Xiao Ran said with palpitations: "Then in case, I was almost smashed by my senior brother in school today!" ”

"Huh?"

The master was puzzled: "Didn't I say it?" You are my great apprentice, where did you come from? ”

Painting Xiao Ran explained: "He said that he was a distant ......"

"Oh, it turned out to be a distant ......"

The master stroked his beard and thought hard: "Distant ...... Distant ......, no, how can senior brother have a distant relative! Fooling around, you must have been deceived by him! ”

Drawing Xiao Ran shook her head, she was affected by Liang Bin's social skills, and at the same time, adding her own ultra-high IQ analysis, she believed that Liang Bin's explanation was correct.

"No, Master, do you have a distant cousin?"

The master thought for a moment: "There should be...... The old watch in the distance has to see how far away, and there are those who have never seen it. ”

"That's right~"

Hua Xiaoran continued: "My senior brother is the apprentice of your distant cousin, Master, so he is my distant senior brother. ”

The master didn't understand the logic of drawing Xiao Ran, he was not affected by Liang Bin's skills, and his brain was slightly normal.

He thought about it and came to a conclusion that Xiao Ran had been deceived.

"Okay, apprentice, you don't have to say it, I'm sure that your distant senior brother is fooling you, I don't know you yet, you are too easy to be deceived!"

"I didn't ........."

"Alright, alright. You can take the teacher to meet him now! ”

The master interrupted the painting Xiao Ran, who still wanted to distinguish, and he just wanted to stand up but found that something was wrong, after all, the game console behind him had not been completely put away.

"Hmm...... Well, go out first, Master, I'm going to do it in the room, and I'll be hurt if you stay here. ”

"Oh......"

…………

In City No. 1 Middle School, a helicopter slowly landed in the middle of the playground.

The master who painted Xiao Ran, Master Gao Rentian came in person.

"Boom la la ......"

Two bodyguards were responsible for laying out the red carpet on the ground, leading to the plastic track on the playground.

As a master, Master Tian would never allow a little dirt to stick under his feet.