【34】Let's go get married and try it!
Roller coaster.
Remember, the first murder in Conan was a roller coaster.
To this day, I am still impressed, it seems that there is a gap between a couple, the woman tied something like a piano wire in a dark cave, and then cut off the lover's head at high speed......
The buddy who flew into the cave with his head, I still sympathize with him.
Since watching this episode of Conan, every time I ride the roller coaster, my neck will be inexplicably cold.
At this time, Miss Xue Yuehua and I are about to ride a roller coaster......
I actually think of such a terrifying plot in Conan.,I've really watched too much anime.。
Haha, Xue Yuehua must have been premeditated by dating me, but at least it won't kill me
I thought so.
In the morning, we went to the theme city to play, watched a lot of doll performances and theme exhibitions, and simply went to a pizza restaurant for dinner at noon, and then began to play some scheduled amusement projects
“…… Please sit down, little and old—"
Xue Yuehua and I sat in the back chair, and the staff, a young lady in a hat, chattered and chattered, and then, she passed by us and pressed down the safety bar.
"So- the mummy car is about to start—"
The staff lady said with high interest, and there was a buzzing sound under the seat.
"Oooo
The little one in front raised his hands excitedly.
"Ji Shen...... If there is a mummy, protect me. ”
Miss Xueyuehua Agra, who was beside me, held my hand and said with a slight smile.
"Hmm...... Good. ”
It's a gentleman's duty to protect a girl.
But do you need me to protect you?
You, who are black belts in taekwondo, can't you kill mummies in seconds, you should protect me.
Now that I think about it, I was a little surprised that this beautiful and speechless foreign beauty next to me, Sulcula Yagra, was a martial arts master.
is already so beautiful, is a superstar, and has his own company, he actually took the time to cultivate martial arts, and practiced such perverted results, genius is used to describe people like Xue Yuehua.
Alas, compared to her, I'm a good-for-nothing scumbag.
The only time I'm not a scum is that I'm still a super pervert.
Thinking so crankily, the roller coaster started - slowly driving ahead, and the vision suddenly went black.
I prayed not to be like the one in Conan, and I felt the atmosphere around me - Snow Moon was silent, and the children in front of me, during this foreplay, began to scream.
The speed of the car gradually increased...... Hey, hey, it's a little bit of a feeling!
I feel that the roller coaster at this time is galloping like a wild horse, but fortunately, the slope is not very large.
Passing the next bend - just then, an eerie purple glow lit up in front of me.
"-Roar hahaha-"
A pharaoh's coffin fell from above, stopped suddenly, and then, a few hundred meters ahead, terrifying things continued to appear, falling spider webs, and all kinds of skeletons and bones......
"Whoaa
"Don't-"
The children in front screamed, and the few children were stupefied.
The point is that at this point the roller coaster starts to run strangely, making continuous turns, and then rushing down at a 90-degree incline - Soul Fade! Ninety degrees! It's already free fall!
"Ahhhh
The screams of the children next to me seemed to penetrate my eardrums.
I couldn't breathe, and the feeling of the wind on my face suffocated me.
And Miss Xue Yuehua's hand also clenched my hand for a few points.
Then, the roller coaster's rituals continue to descend, and after a rapid drop of a certain distance like bungee jumping, it comes to a sudden stop – and then begins to accelerate backwards and backs!
Your sister, after letting me experience weightlessness, let me experience overweight!
"Hey—stop, stop!"
I couldn't help but shout.
"Ji Shen is scared......"
Xue Yuehua's somewhat helpless voice sounded in my ears, sure enough, you are a black belt master, don't be afraid of this! I'm different, I'm an ordinary person!
However, in front of girls, especially an international goddess, I can't be cowardly.
"I'm not afraid!"
I argued loudly, somewhat unconfidently.
The roller coaster is also accelerating backwards, listening to the screams of children, feeling the uneasiness caused by this overweight, I am thinking - this roller coaster is so scary, when will it end!
……
"Hoo ......"
I was about to collapse on the ground, sitting on a bench on the side of the road in some embarrassment.
And my god-like girlfriend, Lady Snow Moon Agra, sat beside me as if nothing had happened.
"Ji Shen is still afraid of riding a roller coaster."
"Ahem, I'm not good at roller coaster physique......"
I continued to defend myself to, uh, feeling a little cowardly.
"Anyway...... Snow Moon Flower ...... Don't you rarely visit amusement parks, how do you ......? It's so amazing to ride a roller coaster......"
I still didn't come to my senses, and I said breathlessly.
"Hmm...... Maybe it's because I often do some overweight and weightless exercises, by the way, Ji Shen...... I'm a paragliding enthusiast......."
Paragliding, enthusiasts.
Isn't the paraglider a prop for Kidd the Monster Thief in Conan, hanging behind him, and then moving quickly in the air...... There is a certain risk in playing this in real life, how can I say it - my girlfriend Lord Xue Yuehua, isn't it too powerful......
"Okay......"
I said this, looked at my watch, I had played some projects before, and now before I knew it, it was three o'clock, and Xue Yuehua and I planned to leave the amusement park at five o'clock, and there were still two hours to go......
"So...... Where to go next? ”
I asked Miss Xue Yuehua, what else is there to do in this playground?
I really don't know.
"Hmm...... I was thinking, too, let's look at the map. ”
"This gentleman—"
At that moment, someone suddenly tapped me on the shoulder.
She and I looked back and saw that she was a young woman, about ten years older than us, who had just graduated from college.
A smile appeared on her face and she handed me and Xue Yuehua a leaflet.
"Your foreign girlfriend is very beautiful, so what about ......"
I followed her gaze and looked at the flyer.
Belch.
Catherella Weddings ......
This is a flyer for a wedding company that specializes in helping with weddings, which was set up in this playground just last month...... The address is right in the playground of a Catherella church.
"This young lady...... Do you speak Chinese? ”
"Hmm... Yes. ”
Xue Yuehua said.
"Oh - because this young lady you are beautiful and like a star, so...... We would like to invite you to a mock wedding held by our company for free and take some photos as a promotional ...... So, what about the opinions of the two......"
"Don't!"
I should deny it, there are too many slots for weddings or something!
First of all, Xue Yuehua and I are only sixteen years old.
Then, our relationship is not a relationship between sweet lovers, it is a relationship with a lot of doubts about the breakup declaration tonight!
Finally, I can't imagine that after our wedding photos were made public, when someone recognized the superstar Xue Yuehua and took a photo with me and the wedding photos were exposed online, I would be killed...... And even if I don't find out, how dare I go to this playground with my real girlfriend in the future!?
So, absolutely not.
I refused, got up and wanted to leave, when Xue Yuehua grabbed the corner of my clothes.
"I want to get married—"
Her eyes looked upwards at me, her face beautiful in the setting sun, and a look of pleading in her eyes.
It's hard to refuse.
“…… Even if you put on that look, ......"
"Maybe later...... There won't be that chance......"
Her face was a little gloomy, and the salesman was already looking at me with some disdain, as if to say, "You don't want to ...... the flowers are all planted in the cow dung."
……
"Ji Shen ......"
Snow Moon looked at me...... I'm looking forward to it.
I, Ji Shen, am a fragile man who can't stand the girl's expression
“…… So..."
"Let's go get married and try it-"
I, said weakly.