Chapter 59: Crazy Plan, Protagonist's Decision
Ryugu.
Main hall.
The wine is staggered, and the aroma of wine is overflowing.
"Giggle......
The conch girl who poured the wine smiled.
Up and down the Dragon Palace, there was a joyful atmosphere.
"Come, keep drinking!"
A rabbit, standing in the middle of a crystal mat, gulps down a glass of wine.
"Son-in-law, you're too good at drinking!"
Ao Guang's face was wine red, spitting wine, and he was shaking with a jade cup.
Not only him, but also Ao Qin, Ao Shun and Ao Yan were also drunk.
They are aggrieved.
As a dragon, it's just that the strength is not as good as a rabbit.
As a result, even the drinking that he has always been good at can't compare to the rabbit.
Where is the reason?
"The wine in the East China Sea Dragon Palace is really good."
Chu Feng chuckled.
Ordinary wine is always too hurtful to the stomach, but the wine of the Dragon Palace is refreshing and soft, like the sea breeze, refreshing people's hearts.
"No!"
Chu Feng waved his hand, and hundreds of bottles of high-grade Wangzi milk appeared in the hall.
"It's ......"
Ao Guang's drunkenness woke up most of the time at once.
Chu Feng said: "Drinking, the picture is to have fun, it's boring to drink alone." So you drink milk, and I drink. ”
"Just what I want!"
Ao Yan was full of joy, and hurriedly threw more than a dozen bottles of Wangzi milk to his side.
"Bubbling ......"
The crystal clear milk of the premium Wang Tsai was poured into the wine glass.
"Tsk, blessings, blessings."
Ao Qin smelled the milky fragrance and couldn't hide his excitement.
Happiness always comes too suddenly.
Before, a few people drank a glass of milk, but at this moment, there are more than ten bottles per person.
At this moment, it seems that you have the whole world.
"Come," Ao Shun said, holding up the cup full of Wang Zai's milk, "let's pay homage to the bridegroom together." ”
"Okay."
"Cheers!"
……
Glass after glass of wine went down, and Chu Feng was red and dizzy when he had a good amount of wine.
Phew!
Without saying a word, he took off his big red pants and released water on the spot.
"Forehead ......"
The Dragon King of the Four Seas licked the milk stains on the corners of his mouth, looking confused.
"Domineering!"
"He is worthy of being a young talent, wild and uninhibited, acting like the wind, and can be called a model for his peers!"
Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South China Sea, was the first to react, and when he came up, he was a nonsense boast.
“……”
Chu Feng shook his body and glanced at him lightly.
Come on.
I'm just putting some water in it.
As for such boasting......
"By the way, nephew-in-law, my Xiaolan-"
"Hey, virtuous son-in-law, look at my head, I've been pulling you to drink, and I've drunk it all this time! Hurry up, Xiao Ling should be in a hurry, go ahead. ”
Seeing that Ao Qin mentioned his daughter Xiaolan, Ao Guang hurriedly let Chu Feng go.
"Drink it again tomorrow!"
Chu Feng waved his hand backwards and walked towards Ao Ling's boudoir, catching a glimpse of the moonlight outside the hall from the corner of his eye, only to realize that it was night.
Wine, what a wonderful thing.
"Pony!"
When the two conch maids guarding in front of the room saw Chu Feng, they hurriedly saluted and carefully raised the door curtain.
Chu Feng bowed his head slightly and entered.
"Little ......"
At first glance, Ao Ling was lying on his side on the bed, with the red hijab on his side, already asleep.
The moonlight shone through the crack in the window and shone on Ao Ling's face, completely reflecting her slender eyelashes.
Her cherry lips pursed slightly, as if she was laughing, probably in a funny dream.
The red quilt fell to the ground.
"This girl, aren't you afraid of freezing?"
Chu Feng picked up the quilt and gently covered her.
"Hmmm......"
But I didn't think about it, but I still woke her up.
Ao Ling rubbed his eyes, his sleepy eyes were hazy, and after seeing that it was Chu Feng, he hurriedly said: "Good husband, handsome husband, good husband!" ”
"Forehead ......"
Chu Feng touched his nose.
This girl, I really wrote it down.
He jumped on the bed, pinched Ao Ling's little face, and said, "The lady is also great." ”
"Yikes!" Ao Ling was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "What about the red hijab?" ”
She turned around and saw the red hijab next to her, and hurriedly covered it on top of her head.
Then, sitting on the edge of the bed, motionless.
Chu Feng smiled.
After watching so many ancient dramas, he still knows some of the rules for getting married.
He took the joy scale from the small table next to him and gently picked the red hijab.
I saw that Ao Ling's face was like a peach blossom, full of shyness.
Chu Feng brought two more glasses of wine.
"But, I have a baby, what if I can't drink." Ao Ling nuzzled his mouth and said.
Chu Feng: "......"
After thinking about it, he said gently: "Marrying a chicken and a dog and marrying a dog and marrying a rabbit and rabbit, our custom there is not to drink a glass of wine, but to drink a cup of milk." ”
"Really!"
Ao Ling was overjoyed.
"Of course."
Chu Feng snapped his fingers, and two bottles of Wangzi milk fell from the sky.
He drank the two glasses of wine, filled them with milk, and handed one to Ao Ling.
Ao Ling said: "Senior brother, dry milk!" ”
Chu Feng: "......"
What are you called......
"Come!"
In this way, the world's first custom created by Chu Feng, handing over a cup of milk, was officially born.
"Senior brother, I'll still call you that in the future, it's okay, it's comfortable to listen to."
"Of course."
Chu Feng nodded.
"Senior Brother ......"
"Hmm."
"Senior Brother ......"
"Huh?"
"Senior Brother ......"
"What's wrong......
"Senior Brother ......"
Chu Feng glanced up at Ao Ling.
Ao Ling pursed his lips and said, "What is the cave room?" ”
Forehead......
This one......
Chu Feng wanted to tell her with practical actions.
But what can a rabbit do......
Moreover, it always feels weird......
"Damn, I really want to evolve into a human."
I think I, Chu Feng, used to be a beautiful young man who loved flowers and flowers, up to an eighty-year-old woman, down to an eight-year-old Lori, and couldn't walk when she saw it!
It's a pity that it became Teddy first.
Now, rabbits again.
Next time, I don't know what it will be.
Life is so full of excitement.
"Senior brother, what the hell is the cave room......
Ao Ling's voice came again.
Chu Feng thought for a while and said: "The cave room is two people sleeping in the same bed, dreaming of the same cave, there is a bed in the cave, two people lie down to sleep, dream of the same cave, there is a bed in the cave, two people lie down and sleep, dream of ......"
mad。
I'm a genius.
The story of a temple on a hill is adapted from 6.
"It's so complicated...... Ao Lingxiu frowned slightly, "The cave room is so troublesome." ”
Chu Feng nodded: "So, if the cave room is boring, let's make a game." ”
"Uh-huh!"
As soon as he heard about the game, Ao Ling immediately came to his senses.
Chu Feng said: "This game is called You Don't Move, I'll come to see you." ”
"Good!"
Ao Ling was obedient and motionless.
Chu Feng smiled slightly.
As a husband, it is still incumbent on you to familiarize yourself with the lady's body.
And so—
A rabbit got into the girl's dress, left, right, left, right, front and back, up and down, and carefully examined it.
Finally, stand in the middle of the bed with a straight face.
"Xiao Ling, you disappointed me so much!"
Chu Feng suddenly said.
"How...... What's wrong......"
Seeing Chu Feng's angry look, Ao Ling didn't know what was going on at all.
"You actually ......" Chu Feng pretended to be angry and said, "You actually wore a Tutu brand fat ......"
Yes.
Tutu brand fat tz.
Chu Feng clearly saw the appearance of the teddy.
At the moment, he just wanted to say-
Teddy is the most obscene, how can I have the invincible handsome rabbit in my universe!
"'Fats,' do you mean these little pants?" Ao Ling lifted her skirt and said, "Half a month ago, Sister Xiaolan passed by the East China Sea and brought me a gift, saying that it was a small trouser, and I opened the gift after she left. Hee-hee, I didn't expect my brother to look like a senior brother on my little pants, I like it so much. It turns out that this is called Fats. ”
"What Xiaolan Xiaoyu Cuihua," Chu Feng shook his long ears in an extremely cute posture and said, "Teddy brand fat ci has long been outdated, come, use the small cloth brand fat ci." ”
He snapped his fingers.
Immediately, dozens of fat ci with rabbit patterns appeared on it.
Of course, that rabbit is what he looks like.
"Wow! A lot of senior brother brand fat tz! ”
Ao Ling's eyes lit up and he liked it very much.
"It's really the current rabbit brother, not the previous dog brother."
Chu Feng: "......"
Brother Fat ......
Brother Rabbit......
Dog Brother......
These titles are really more than one another...... Sprout.
"Hee-hee, Fat Tz seems to look better now!"
Ao Ling got up, took off his dress, and changed into a new little cloth brand.
Chu Feng turned his head.
Don't look at indecent acts.
Don't look at indecent acts.
Don't look at indecent acts.
Hey.
Wrong.
Isn't this my mother?
So, he turned his head again, admiring it with a kingly attitude.
Well.
Not bad.
Right.
That's it.
Good change.
Change slowly.
Try a few more.
There is no hurry.
"That's it!"
Ao Ling put away the rest of the fat ci, turned to look at Chu Feng, blinked, and said, "Senior brother, what are you looking at, what a strange look." ”
Chu Feng said leisurely: "Scenery." ”
"The view?"
"Yes, the scenery."
Silly girl, you are the most beautiful scenery.
"That's right, senior brother," Ao Ling lay down at the head of the bed again, "I want to keep three hundred and twenty bottles of Wangzi milk you gave me in the Dragon Palace, and my father seems to like it too...... I'll take a hundred bottles to the South China Sea. ”
"Of course, Wang Tsai milk has ...... Hey, wait, I've got a grass, less! ”
Chu Feng took a sip and said, "This old cow actually stole a hundred bottles, it's really a dog." ”
"Is it less? It doesn't matter, I can't drink that much anyway. Ao Ling said.
Chu Feng touched her head and said, "Silly girl, do you know what five hundred and twenty bottles represent?" ”
Ao Ling shook his head.
"Forehead ......"
Chu Feng thought about it, it seemed that the Arabic numerals had not been passed over yet.
So, he spent nearly half an hour briefly introducing the Arabic numerals.
He used his spell, his fingertips flashing, and waved lightly at the bed.
On the bed, three numbers appeared:
520
"Do you remember what I just taught you, this is the Arabic numeral writing of five hundred and twenty, we read the numbers separately, that is, "five", "two" and "zero", and the homonym is I love you. ”
"Hoo ......"
Chu Feng blew lightly in Ao Ling's ear, tugging at her heartstrings.
Ao Lingbei bit her lips, her cheeks flushed, like a charming sunset.
She also wrote on the bed with a spell:
5 also 20
Chu Feng: "......"
Hold the grass ......
Found a treasure......
This girl learns to be a ghost.
Awesome, admire, admire.
"Senior brother, go to sleep, I have a hunch that I will definitely be able to dream of the cave tonight, and the cave room with my senior brother."
Ao Ling lay flat on the bed, hugged Chu Feng tightly, closed his eyes, and had a smile on his face.
"Well, sleep, good."
Chu Feng drank too much wine and was a little sleepy, so he fell asleep on her.
……
The night was very late.
The moon is bright and bright.
"Hoo ......"
The girl breathed evenly and slept soundly.
"Hoo ......"
The girl had a rabbit lying on her stomach, also sleeping soundly.
Dreams come quietly.
"Mountain ......"
Chu Feng was in a big mountain.
The ancient trees are towering, and the flowers and plants are fragrant.
In the sky, geese fly.
"Are you dreaming?"
Chu Feng walked in the mountain road and thought so.
The trail was rough, but it wasn't too difficult for him.
He didn't know where he was going.
It's just, follow the road, go forward.
Occasionally looking back, I saw that there was an abyss behind me.
He didn't struggle with why this was happening.
Dreams, isn't that what they look like?
"Mad, I'm so tired from dreaming this time."
Chu Feng pursed his lips.
He didn't know how long he had been gone.
This road seems to be endless.
Long.
He finally came to a ......
"Caves?"
Chu Feng cautiously entered through the hole covered with cobwebs.
"Phew!"
The moment he entered, a red light flashed.
"Senior brother!"
Chu Feng heard a call.
Take a closer look.
"Hold the grass!"
Chu Feng couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
Because, the cave is exactly the same as Ao Ling's boudoir.
Oh, my God.
It's really a "cave house".
"Senior brother, I'm so happy, we really dreamed of the same cave!"
Ao Ling jumped up excitedly.
Then, he hugged Chu Feng into his arms.
"Sleep, brother."
Lying on the bed, Ao Ling said.
"Sleep ......"
The corners of Chu Feng's mouth twitched.
Sleep dreaming that you are sleeping...... What is this......
Helplessly, he closed his eyes.
After a long time.
"Mountain ......"
Chu Feng's face was full of surprise.
In front of him, it turned out to be another mountain road.
"No......"
He did not believe in evil and went along the mountain road.
Eventually, I saw the cave again.
Into the hole.
"Senior brother...... Woowoo...... I'm so excited...... I'm dreaming of you again! Sleep, sleep, hurry up and sleep! Cave room, cave room! Hurry up and go to the cave room! ”
On the bed, Chu Feng, who was lying on Ao Ling's body, began to suspect Rabbit Sheng.
"So, I dream that I'm sleeping, I'm dreaming in my sleep, and my dream is sleeping?"
He tried not to close his eyes.
But the dream couldn't help himself, and he soon fell asleep.
Long.
"Damn!"
"Again?"
Familiar with the road, I came to the cave again.
"Senior brother!"
Ao Ling was waiting for him directly at the entrance of the cave this time......
Chu Feng: "......"
"Sleep, sleep, cave, hole!"
Ao Ling is very energetic and happy.
And Chu Feng was very tired.
Come on.
It's a tiring hike on the mountain trail.
I just want to get some sleep.
And so, repeatedly.
I don't know how many times.
In the end, Chu Feng really couldn't stand it anymore, turned his head, and jumped into the abyss behind him.
……
"Horse ......"
"Horse ......"
"Horse ......"
Hazy, Chu Feng saw the conch maid.
"Whew!"
He staggered to his feet.
The sky was bright.
"Horse, the princess is about to go." The conch maid said.
Is it noon?
Chu Feng went to the main hall.
Ao Ling was packing his things.
And he was pulled aside by Ao Guang.
"Forehead ......"
In hand, there is an extra pair of medicines.
Chu Feng looked confused.
Ao Guang said in a low voice: "Virtuous son-in-law, I know that you and Xiaoling's newlywed Yan'er are like glue, but you also have to be temperate!" Xiao Ling and the conch maid said that you have been in the room all night, you see, my Xiao Ling is still so energetic, why do you sleep until noon. Your body, no, this medicine works well, great supplement! Remember to take one pill a day, and the next time Xiaoling comes back from the South China Sea, your body will almost be able to keep up!. ”
Chu Feng: I was speechless.
A quarter of an hour later.
East China Sea, shore.
"Goodbye, Father!"
Ao Ling and Ao Guang waved goodbye.
"Take it."
Chu Feng gave her the Red Whisk Sword he had obtained from the Nine-Headed Insect.
"Thank you, brother!"
Ao Ling accepted the sword and said that he would definitely practice hard.
Before parting, Ao Ling suddenly rushed back and picked up Chu Feng.
"Silly girl, I know you can't ......"
Before Chu Feng finished speaking, he heard Ao Ling's words-
"Senior brother, I heard the conch maid say that my father gave you medicine, you have to eat it on time, the body is the capital, next time we come back, we will have a cave room, and we will have more holes."
Then, with a red face, he rode the clouds in the direction of the South China Sea.
Chu Feng stood in place.
Oh my God.
Do you still need a cave room......
I might have a phobia of the cave room......
"Son-in-law, have a good trip!"
After saying goodbye to Ao Guang, Chu Feng rushed straight to Heavenly Court.
At Nantianmen, I got a message.
Nezha is back.