Chapter 16: Smash

"Child, when you were born, the cross talk of the entire multiverse was softly calling out your name!

"Child, I proudly watch you grow day by day and become the embodiment of funny. ”

"You have to remember that we have always used funny to intimidate this universe!"

"I'm also sure you'll be cautious about using your powerful funny powers. ”

"But, really funny, kid...... It's to humiliate your enemies and inspire the fighting spirit in the hearts of your friends!"

"One day, my life will come to an end, and you, my child, will be crowned king and become the king, King of Pikachu......"

"Don't!!!"

A terrible cry sounded, a young man struggled out of the nightmare, he had a handsome face, tall and long, but at the moment his face was full of tears, his face was full of despair and did not know where to start, this young man had just woken up from the nightmare, he was not very awake for a while, he even opened his mouth and shouted: "I don't want to be a member ......of Pikachu, ahh

Then the young man's mouth was covered, and a strong man like a bear covered his mouth and whispered, "Silence!

The young man came back to his senses, his psychological quality was good, even if he suddenly woke up from a nightmare and was suddenly covered by someone, but he didn't shout anymore, but began to calmly observe the surroundings.

This is an extremely dark and gloomy catacomb, the overall style of the tomb is very ancient, the young man has never seen such an ancient tomb, mostly with stone carvings as the main decoration, the whole tomb is huge, from the carving, to the murals, to the overall structure are full of a sense of grandeur, and in addition to him and the strong man standing, there are also two women and a weak young man who looks very thin lying on the ground, they seem to have woken up, but they can't stand up for a while.

Among the two women on the ground, a pink-haired girl suddenly smiled and said, "Bow Chief, Lady Huan, are you dreaming of those weird nightmares again?

The young man named Gong Chang Nu Huan said in a low voice with a blue face: "Shut up, tell me Zhang Haohuan!" Also, don't mention my father, I don't know him!"

The pink-haired woman slowly got up from the ground, giggling beside her, and the rest of the people were also smiling, as if the air was full of joy, and Zhang Haohuan didn't smile at all, he broke away from the strong man's pull, and began to carefully observe the tomb, and another woman with long black hair asked: "This is a tomb, it looks like a very old tomb...... Jang Hao-hwan, you made a wish to Dragon Ball to find your mother, and then we were sent here...... Could it be that your mother died a long time ago?"

Zhang Haohuan's face was a little stiff and said: "I said, use willpower to suppress the funny memes in your body, it will be contagious and erosion deepens, if you don't want to become the same thing as my father and my father's group of friends in the future, then make yourself as serious as possible, and ...... Don't talk about the terrier from a long time ago!"

The thin young man suddenly said, "I know, I know, I know, is it the one that my grandfather died in the war when he was eight years old?"

Zhang Haohuan's face twitched, but he didn't complain, and the strong man laughed and said: "Zhang Haohuan is only twenty-three years old this year, how could his mother have died a long time ago? I think this should be a certain plane, right? It is estimated that there are clues about his mother here." ”

Jang Hao-hwan thinks the same way, he has had enough of everything about his father, and he has heard others talk about his mother, who is a gentle, kind woman, and his father loves his mother very much, she is the only person in the entire multiverse who can restrain his father's funny meme, so he is very eager to find his mother, the mood of longing to see his mother is one thing, hoping that his mother can restrain his father and let him out of the nightmare is another reason.

So he took his companions, went through "a lot of hardships", "nine deaths", and finally won Dragon Ball, and also added a lot of things sponsored by others, such as glasses sponsored by an expressionless and glasses uncle, a certain uncle who looks handsome to the point of evil, but is a man who speaks for a fist and two cakes, sponsored a cigarette, and a certain uncle who likes to stuff things into other people's heads, stuffed a cloud of Xuanhuang into his brain......

Finally, he activates the Dragon Ball, which is said to be able to grant any wish, but will be misinterpreted, and when he comes to his senses, he and his friends are in this tomb.

"It seems that the previous plan was right, those uncles are estimated to be at the same level as my father, and the things they gave are enough to suppress the funny distortions of Dragon Ball, although it will still have an impact, but at least it won't teleport us to those funny planes, which is good. Zhang Haohuan said with a calm face.

The other four of them turned pale when they heard the funny plane, and they really didn't want to remember the experience of searching for Dragon Ball, which was something more terrifying than a nightmare.

Zhang Haohuan touched the ancient mural and said: "It is estimated that my mother's clue is in this tomb, and the distortion effect of Dragon Ball is estimated to be reflected in this place, not directly teleporting me to my mother's side, but in this tomb there is a clue to my mother's existence." ”

The other four all nodded, and then the strong man suddenly subconsciously said, "Isn't it possible to distort anything else, such as turning your mother into a male mother?"

Everyone responded with a smile, and then their smiles slowly stopped, and there was a strange atmosphere wafting in the entire tomb, and the corners of Zhang Haohuan's mouth twitched: "No, don't be affected by the funny meme, everyone, if my plan to find my mother fails, then I guess I can only become the leader, the leader of the second generation of Pikachu, and you ...... Don't even think about escaping!"

The four of them shuddered, and then they all began to search this tomb carefully, the whole tomb was huge, they searched for the surrounding murals, after a long time, the five people skillfully dispersed and reassembled, and the thin young man said: "The builder of this tomb is an ancient prosperous dynasty, it is estimated that it is in its heyday, otherwise it is impossible to have the ability to build such a huge and luxurious tomb, judging from the murals, the owner of this tomb is a general, and the murals introduce many of his exploits." ”

The other two women also reported their findings, and one of them said: "And this plane is estimated to have ten thousand races coexisting in addition to humans, because on the mural, a large part of the general's exploits are against the ten thousand races, he led his army to attack the ten thousand races, destroyed them, and I also found several pictures of the fortress into the Kyoto Temple." ”

Another woman picked up the topic and said: " Jingguan is the killing of prisoners and the slaughter of civilians, which is usually regarded as ominous in the ancient civilization system, but only the resonance civilization of the Han family believes that this is to show off the strength of the Han people, which is a glorious thing, so I think that this is a historical resonance plane, Dragon Ball may not only transfer space, but also transfer the timeline, we may now be in the human calendar period, absolutely not to the merit calendar, and the dream calendar is definitely not there, because only in the human calendar period, in order to complete the plan of the gods, the historical luck resonance is so frequent. ”

Everyone nodded slightly, because they were all familiar with these, and they had experienced enough, and their status could be said to be the top second generation of the multiverse, so they knew more about these secrets.

Zhang Haohuan said: "Okay, let's continue to investigate along the tomb, this general may have something to do with my mother, maybe it is my relatives and elders, or my relatives' friends, etc., because my father and I are both Han Chinese, so we teleported to the historical luck resonance plane of this Han civilization system, it seems that it is really the right one." ”

The thin young man suddenly opened his mouth and sighed, and then he touched his head suspiciously, Zhang Haohuan was extremely keen, and he asked seriously: "What's the matter, if there is anything or you find it, tell it immediately, we can all refer to it." ”

The thin young man said strangely, "I forgot what I was going to say, I just think it seems to be a very important thing." ”

"Forgot?"

Everyone is a little incredible, they are all saints, Zhang Haohuan is a high-level saint, just to avoid destroying the clues, and in order to avoid harming mortals, so they let their elders seal most of their power, but this seal can be unlocked at any time, so there will be no big danger, and their essence is saints, there is no sense of forgetting, so this kind of forgetting is very incredible.

"Forget the meme!?" Zhang Haohuan muttered with a calm face.

But even if it's a meme, a few of them won't be afraid, unless it's a fantasy-level meme, otherwise they all have a way to get out, even if it's a fantasy-level meme, their parents are not vegetarians.

"Hahaha, don't tell me, we were teleported to the Flood Calendar by Dragon Ball, cutting off all cause and effect, setting all trajectories, human beings are suppressed, saints do not exist, only saints, all memories in the future will be consumed, strength will begin to regress, until we become mortals, this may make us forget things. The strong man suddenly laughed again.

Everyone laughed in agreement, and then the laughter gradually subsided, and the whole scene suddenly became quiet again.

Zhang Haohuan said with a pale face: "Hurry up, investigate this tomb!"

"Then shut your mouths!"

"The crow's mouth is also one of the manifestations of funny!!"

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