Chapter 16: This misunderstanding is a bit big
If you met a young and beautiful woman downstairs in the neighborhood on a dark night, what would you think?
Female ghosts? Or a migrant worker who works overtime until late and comes back?
If the woman stands five meters away from you and says to you, "Please show the dog license." So, what do you think?
At this time, Ye Feng encountered this situation.
A young cutie about 1.7 meters tall with a pair of long legs is standing opposite you, and then asks you to show her dog license in a familiar tone.
"What's going on?" Ye Feng was a little confused for a while.
He looked ahead, then saw the face of the woman who asked him to show his dog badge.
Twenty-six or seventeen years old, he looks very refreshing.
Then, Ye Feng was stunned again.
The other party's outfit made him feel like he had just gotten off work and hadn't had time to go home to change his clothes.
"There is a silver police badge on the police cap, and a suitable police uniform sets off the already beautiful figure even more attractive. Depend on! Even epaulettes are available, but they are really dedicated. β
"Beauty, let me give you a little advice." Ye Feng kindly reminded: "If your outfit is seen by the police, it is likely to be unfavorable to you." β
Ye Feng's voice was not loud, but the difficulty was extremely quiet in the community at this time, so when it reached the ears of Chen Jiannan on the other side, every word was extremely clear.
"You!" Hearing the words of the man opposite, Chen Jiannan couldn't help but grit his silver teeth and glared at the other party viciously. Her dignified people's policeman was mistaken for doing that, which really her off.
Seeing that the other party seemed to be very angry when he heard his words, Ye Feng began to get a little nervous.
"That, that, you didn't say it, and besides, it's so dark, I don't look down on what you look like."
After saying this, Ye Feng was a little weak-hearted. Because in the past two days, he has more than 200 degrees of myopia in his eyes, and he doesn't know what's wrong, not only can he see things in the distance clearly without wearing glasses during the day, but he can also see things at night. So he didn't wear glasses just now, and he could see the appearance of the woman in uniform clearly.
Well, according to his judgment, the KTV that this dedicated worker works for is definitely not something that a dick man like him can consume.
"Please show me your dog license!" Chen Jiannan took a deep breath, and after suppressing the anger in her heart, she repeated what she had just said. She had already thought about it at this time, once the other party did not have a dog license, she would definitely put this arrogant dog owner back in the bureau.
It's so arrogant that you dare to tease the police in person!
Ye Feng didn't know that what he had just said had become more and more black, so when he heard the woman opposite ask him for a dog certificate again, he shook his head and replied nonchalantly: "I haven't had time to do it yet." β
After saying that, he was ready to stop bothering with the woman, and raised his legs and walked forward.
Ye Feng has always thought that he is a decent gentleman, so he never wants to have more contact with such a woman, although the charm of the other party is no less than those small island movies that subdue temptation. But he, who has already stepped into the ranks of immortal cultivation with half a foot, has already decided to break off with the red dust of the mortal world.
In the past, those girls in the school who looked down on me with a bit of a bit of appearance, and those women in the unit who relied on the ratio of men to women in the company of 1:30 and regarded themselves as high, and waited for buddies to find a fairy to be their wives in the future, which made you regret it! Ye Feng thought to himself.
"Stop!" Just as Ye Feng was about to walk over, Chen Jiannan immediately took a step back and stretched out his hand to block Ye Feng's way.
"I'll go! It's gone, isn't it? Ye Feng was a little angry and said: "Beauty, I'll tell you the truth, I don't have any money, so you may have seen the wrong person." β
"No money?" Chen Jianan's eyes were stunned.
"Yes, no money. Who can afford to live in such a place! Ye Feng glanced at the old houses in the community and said helplessly. It stands to reason that being relied on by a beautiful woman is a proud thing for a single man who has no money. But the other party's profession was really unacceptable to Ye Feng, so he was not at all tempted by this kind of good thing to come to the door.
I see, this man really thinks of me as a woman in that kind of profession.
After Chen Jiannan understood that the other party had misunderstood his identity, he chose to find out his identity, so that he could solve this matter as soon as possible, otherwise he would not know that he would be angry with the other party.
"I'm a police officer from the Imperial City Branch, and I received a report from the masses that they don't keep dogs on a leash when walking dogs here, so I came to investigate."
"Police?"
Hearing this, Ye Feng was stunned, and then took a closer look at the dress of the woman in front of him, and when he saw that the other party's chest even had a number, he immediately tightened his heart, did he really misunderstand the other party?
Molesting the police counts as a crime, right?
However, I guess this situation is a misunderstanding, right? So it's not a crime, right?
Leaving aside the look of this female worker, ah, it should be a female policeman, Ye Feng felt a little bottomless in his heart.
"Come over with me." Chen Jiannan saw that the lights in the community were dim, so he took Ye Feng to the door of the community, ready to take advantage of the lights on the road to check on the other party.
"Police carγγγγγγ It seems that it is really playing big. β
Walking to the gate of the community, Ye Feng saw the police car parked at the gate of the community at a glance, and he looked confused for a while.
"Sister policeman, you are still out of the police so late, what a dedication!" Ye Feng said with a flattering smile.
"Whose sister is it? Be serious! Name, age, gender. Chen Jiannan glanced at Ye Feng and said coldly.
Well, it seems that I have said it wrong again.
Looking at the gloomy look of the policewoman, Ye Feng really wanted to slap himself, saying that he didn't have to say the word dedication, wouldn't this have to make the other party misunderstand?
There was no way, in the face of the genuine policeman, Ye Feng didn't dare to make a mistake, so he had to answer truthfully: "Ye Feng, twenty-seven, male." β
"Why don't you get a dog license?"
"There's no time."
"The dog will be confiscated, and the fine will be paid at the branch office tomorrow." Chen Jiannan said coldly. Although the other party's attitude is very correct now, she always sounds perfunctory.
"Confiscation? Also fined? Hearing the policewoman's words, Ye Feng couldn't help but shout.
He's still waiting for Simba to brush up his reputation, so if Simba is confiscated by the police, how can he upgrade and change his equipment!
And this scene fell in Chen Jianan's eyes, and it became an attitude of obstructing the police to enforce the law.
"Let's go! Take your dog and I back to the police station to take notes. Chen Jiannan said in an unquestioning tone.
Woo-woo!
Simba, who was on the side, saw that his master was being bullied and immediately turned into an attacking state.
"It's okay, Simba." Ye Feng heard the movement and immediately bent down and patted Simba's head to soothe. Then when he stood up, he glared at Chen Jiannan and said angrily: "Make a record, make a record, I just didn't have a dog license, and I didn't do anything illegal, what's so scary!" β
After saying that, he opened the car door and took Simba into the back seat of the police car.
"Come to the bureau and see how I interrogate you!"
Seeing that the other party's attitude was arrogant again, Chen Jiannan started the police car with a straight face, and then drove in the direction of the substation.