Chapter 677: Time flies, obscenity is still there
"Holy! What's wrong with you? Why was he beaten like this bear when he first came? ”
A second lieutenant looked at the friends who were beaten into pig-headed panda eyes and asked curiously.
"Don't mention it...... Hiss! Here is worthy of the special forces of the special forces, all of them are too murderous! ”
A captain covered his mouth with a little leaky air, and he sighed with infinite emotion.
"Which god did you let this fight? Brother Ghost Hand? Brother Fire Dragon? Or the King of Pounds? ”
The second lieutenant had obviously inquired, and the names of several cattle men came as soon as they opened their mouths.
"It would be nice if they beat you, even if you were defeated! We let the one who looked at the gate beat, don't you say it's nonsense! …… Oops! ”
As soon as a lieutenant finished talking nonsense, he might have really pulled it, grinning and not speaking.
"Watching the gate? Why did he beat you? Speaking of eliminating special training, isn't it the beginning of the challenge to see the door? ”
The second lieutenant was confused by what they said, and he didn't know when the selection and assessment would be, and even the guards at the gate went into battle shirtless.
"We just can't get used to the flirtatious Captain Xin who watches the gate, and we are upset for our goddess, and he beat us up in anger."
Thinking of this, the captain felt aggrieved, if he let those kings of soldiers beat him up, let the gate be cleaned up like this, where would they still have the face to test here?
"Flirting with Captain Xin? Who else dares to tease her? ”
The second lieutenant was a little unconvinced, Captain Xin Xin was a demon among demons, a great demon who had cultivated for tens of thousands of years, who was not afraid of death and dared to tease her?
"That's right! We don't want to believe it, but that guy hugged Captain Xin and kissed him, we all saw it with our own eyes, I don't believe you asked them. The lieutenant pointed to his friends, and they nodded in unison, "We were so angry that we wanted to tear that bastard apart!" At that time, you saw that it was going to be blown up! ”
"Blow up the fart! After talking for a long time, it was the one in the inner courtyard who watched the gate. ”
The second lieutenant looked like he hated iron but not steel.
"Yes, it's him, wearing a military coat all day long, either basking in the sun or watching pornographic movies, it's not okay to be obscene."
"It's not just obscene, it's just obscene, and you whistle when you see a beautiful female soldier."
"I don't know what the top is thinking, let such a person stay in the special operations department!"
Everyone, you say a word to me, vent the dissatisfaction in your heart - who can be comfortable if they are beaten!
"Stop!" The lieutenant shouted at them, "Don't tell me, you don't know who he is!" If you can't even get this bit of information before you come, you still want to be admitted to the Special Operations Division? Let's play with eggs! ”
"Who is he?"
Everyone asked in unison, and it was obvious that they really didn't inquire clearly.
"He's Captain Xin's husband, you can check the rest yourself...... Shame on you! ”
The lieutenant shook his head and walked out of the camp, afraid that their stupid disease would infect him.
"This person is good, at least his IQ is online."
Li Qingshan pointed to the second lieutenant on the screen and praised it.
Xin Xin nodded, agreeing with him, but asked him other questions.
"You've been watching the door for a few years, do you really plan to keep watching?"
"I think it's good, the salary is high, the benefits are good, and it's still free. Of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that it is the greatest honor of my life to be able to show you the door for a lifetime! ”
Li Qingshan's mouth was as sweet as ever.
"Husband, I'm so touched when I hear it, but I still have to talk about having a child next year."
Xin Xin seemed to know the reason for his extra sweet mouth.
"I'm not in a hurry, anyway, the family is about to form a football team, and it's enough for me to be busy. But on the father-in-law's side, you'll have to figure it out yourself. ”
Li Qingshan is not in a hurry to have children now, now it is just too much, not too little.
"Let me figure it out myself? So what else do you have to do! Tell you, no matter what method you use, you give me another year! ”
Xin Xin gave the order to die.
"What kind of top, it's Mount Tai over there!"
Li Qingshan frowned.
"Husband, I believe in you, come on!"
Xin Xin hugged him and kissed him, turned around and ran out of the headquarters.
“……”
Every time!
Year after year!
Li Qingshan touched his head, he didn't want to force Xin Xin to give birth to a baby, but Lao Taishan forced him, if Xin Xin didn't give birth again, the old man's eyes looking at him were enough to make people feel ashamed and want to die!
You can't pull out the little cubs at home to show off......
Sad!
"He still doesn't want to come out and be an instructor?"
Seeing Xin Xin come out, Shangguan Qing came up and asked.
"Every time I mention this, he mentions giving birth to a child with me, which is so hateful that I can't continue to talk about it."
Xin Xin was depressed, she tried her best to hire that bastard back, but she didn't let him watch the door.
"Then you will give birth to one, you are old enough, and the further you go, the more dangerous it becomes."
Shangguan Qingshu also persuaded her to be a mother.
"It's not that I don't want to give birth, but I'm too busy with work, and as soon as I see Nian Nian and his brothers and sisters, I feel that if I add one more to it, it will help the abuse and cause disaster to the common people, how can I bear it!"
Xin Xin has her own troubles, what she is like, she knows best, someone is like that, she really can't imagine what the children of two people will be like - the earth is overwhelmed!
"Why don't you give birth to one?"
"Stop! Does this still help? Shangguan Qingshu shook his head like a rattle, "Besides, I will treat him as a cucumber, empty and lonely, and use him to solve his physiological needs, have you seen any woman give cucumbers to give cucumbers gherkins?" ”
"What kind of rotten metaphor is this? Co-authored, you plan to live alone in this life? What should I do when I get old? ”
Xin Xin's questions are more acute than the other.
"Don't persuade me, I just rot at home, and I don't help others commit bigamy."
Shangguan Qingshu adheres to principles, fights according to the gun, and does not get married.
"He's a bigamist criminal enough to drag a machine gun for two hours, and he's not missing you."
Xin Xin is definitely a qualified big house, she is not jealous, and she always wants to expand the camp of the harem.
"Don't persuade me, persuade me to change your birth control pill again."
Shangguan Qingshu began to magnify his moves.
“……”
Count you ruthless!
Just when Xin Xin was depressed, she saw someone like a super rabbit, jumping out of the headquarters, jumping into a car and rushing out.
"What's wrong with him?"
Shangguan Qing asked curiously.
"There's a fire in the backyard."
Xin Xin guessed a quasi-child.
"In his state, he is really not suitable to be an instructor, it is better for him to make soy sauce, anyway, if something really happens, he can't sit idly by."
Shangguan Qing completely gave up the idea of letting someone pretend to appear again - the past is gone!
Squeak!
Parking the car in front of the gate, Li Qingshan jumped down with an arrow and hurriedly ran inside.
"What's wrong? Panicked? ”
Nangong Fenghua, who was sitting with her sisters and drinking tea, asked curiously.
"It's fine." Li Qingshan rushed over, hugged Wu Shuang and kissed her, and then went to look at the little girl beside her, "Kiss your liver, come and kiss Dad." ”
The little girl tilted her head in disgust.
"Don't!"
"Why?"
Li Qingshan was very hurt.
"You're so ugly!"
The little girl was merciless in pointing out his shortcomings.
“……”
Li Qingshan's heart was broken.
Wu Shuang looked at him like this, pursed her lips and chuckled.
"Son, come over and give dad a hug."
Since her daughter didn't give face, Li Qingshan turned to look at her son.
Chiyomi pulled her youngest son into her arms.
"Nian Nian has already done you a scourge, don't think about harming Xiao Shou again."
Li Wanshou hugged his mother tightly, blinking his big eyes, and cast a helpless look at his father.
It's good to have a heart!
Dad understands!
Li Qingshan glanced at them resentfully, and looked at Guan Jinyu, who was snickering on the side.
"Is there enough milk? Why don't you stew some crucian carp soup with milk? ”
"Humph! If you hadn't robbed your brother of his milk, how could your mother's milk not be enough? ”
Duoduo teases her younger brother in her mother's arms while mercilessly criticizing her father.
“……”
Guan Jinyu couldn't laugh anymore, her daughter's speech was becoming more and more unreliable, and she glanced at someone fiercely - you brought it to you!
"I haven't said anything about you, what's the matter with the little boys who gave you gifts yesterday?"
Li Qingshan picked up his father's shelf, planning to educate his daughter who was in early love.
"A bunch of subjects are just currying favor with their princess, don't make a fuss." Duoduo avoided the important and light, "If you are handsome and miss your brother, don't want to be my true son...... Oh, by the way, Dad, do you really want to talk to us here? Looks like someone is looking for you! ”
Oops!
How to forget about business!
Li Qingshan pointed to her daughter.
"I'll educate you when I get back! Jinyu, help me watch a little, early love is resolutely not allowed! ”
After Li Qingshan finished speaking, he ran inside, rushed to a room, and saw Chen Ruo lying on the bed playing games, not at all as anxious as he said on the phone.
"What the hell is going on? Desperate to call me back? ”
Chen Ruo glanced up at him.
"Nian Nian ran away from home."
What the?!
Are you kidding!
Outside is calm and peaceful, you tell my little ancestor in the family to run away from home!
Li Qingshan didn't think that his son would do such a stupid thing, he was twelve, and he was not a three-year-old child.
"I think I should tell you first, I haven't told you yet."
If Chen saw that he didn't believe him, he explained the situation to him.
"Why did he run away from home?"
Although Li Qingshan still didn't believe it, he couldn't help but want to ask.
"I told him I was pregnant with your child."
Chen Ruo said that the reason is as simple as that.
“……”
Li Qingshan really wants to beat her little ass!
"How can you get pregnant?"
"I'm not pregnant, but if I'm really pregnant, you dare to say it's not yours? My mother took the risk of being an elderly mother in order to keep up with other aunts, but you took advantage of her pregnancy to get her daughter into bed and brutally take my first ...... You're a big beast, are you right about her, or right about me? You've done everything, and you still don't want to admit it! Where is the conscience! ”
If Chen jumps up, he crosses his waist and criticizes him!
“……”
Play the wicked and sue first!
Li Qingshan rushed over, pressed the person back to the bed, snapped, and slapped his little buttocks a few times.
"You're embarrassed to say that it's obvious that you and Tangtang joined forces to force me, but now you actually reverse black and white and put the blame on me, do you still have a little conscience?"
"Humph! You have no conscience! People have given you the most precious things, can't you tell two lies? It's a girl...... No, let you become a woman, you said that you took such a big advantage, you can't suffer a loss? ”
Chen complained endlessly.
“……”
What a mess!
But the words are not rough......
Li Qingshan reached out to help her rub her little buttocks.
"Okay, it's my beast, I'll say that to the outside world in the future...... Wrong! We don't think we're supposed to be talking about this, tell me, is Nian Nian really running away from home? ”
Chen Ruo nodded.
"That's what he told me, and he also said that his father was unscrupulous and bullied his daughter-in-law, and he wanted to wander the world to relieve his worries."
“……”
Bastard boy!
Are you so smearing Lao Tzu?
A little villain, play what blues!
When I catch you, I'll let you know what it means to be untouchable by Dad's ass!
Li Qingshan angrily took out his mobile phone.
"Honey, did Nian Nian go to you?"
"Niannian? Why did he come to me when he was fine? ”
Wen Ziye asked curiously.
"Except for Mi Li, he is closest to you, but Mi Li is now in Europe to help Niva, and Albelihi is fighting for power, even if he runs away from home, he will not run so far."
Li Qingshan analyzed it for her.
"What?! Nian Nian ran away from home! How did you become a dad! Isn't it puppy love, do you force people away? ”
Wen Ziye is on fire!
“……”
Don't let people live!
How is it that when it comes to children, it's all my fault?
"Don't worry, let's find the people first, and then hold a criticism meeting, okay?"
Li Qingshan hurriedly said good things.
"I'll check the surveillance right away."
Wen Ziye quickly calmed down.
"I know that you are the best, as always, you know the righteousness."
Li Qingshan offered it with a sycophant.
"Nian Nian I will look for it with my heart, but there is one more thing you need to do, my sister is pregnant, you take her back to meet my father, the old man has been thinking about his grandson for a long time."
Wen Ziye also has something to look for him.
"It's right to go back with her, but what if you get pregnant in the future? Your dad is not easy to fool, and the marriage certificate almost made him see through it. ”
Li Qingshan was worried.
"It's simple, when the time comes, I pretend to be my sister, and I say that she is pregnant with her second child, anyway, the clothes are fatter, and my dad can't tell who is who. But the marriage certificate you get, how I think it hangs, I guess sooner or later I have to wear it. ”
Wen Ziye has been with them for a long time, and he has become more and more unprincipled.
"What's wrong with a marriage certificate? Authentic Civil Affairs Bureau, absolutely legal. ”
Li Qingshan said this, it was very confident, in order to solve the problem of marriage certificate, he racked his brains, and with the help of everyone, he completed this feat, and married all women back home legally, one certificate per person, without impartiality.
If you want to talk about the method, in fact, it is also simple, first let Momo file him in the population files of second- and third-tier cities across the country, and then he went to bribe some old leaders, so that those virtual identities became real, and made a lot of household registration books and ID cards, and now many people are doing that, he does it with peace of mind, after all, he is not hoarding houses to buy property and launder money, destroying the country's economic construction.
Of course, in order to be less obvious, he fine-tuned all the names, so that he could openly register his marriage with all the women and hold a wedding, which lasted three years before he could marry all the women home.
Hearing him say that it was legal, Wen Ziye, who had always been the most law-abiding, couldn't help but roll his eyes, feeling that he must be dizzy to accompany them to do this kind of thing.
"The marriage certificate is legal, but is your identity legal? Is it the beginning of the examination? Look at the broken names you gave, Li Huangshan, Li Lanshan, Li Hongyi...... Are you trying to prove how you are? ”
"I want to prove that I have a lot of clothes to wear."
Li Qingshan told her the deeper meaning.
“……”
You don't have to prove again and again that I'm on a thief ship!
Wen Ziye said to him with a little anger.
"Zixi is pregnant, you take the time to spend more time with her, I'll go find Niannian."
After speaking, hang up the phone resolutely and don't give someone a chance to speak.
Burst!
Seeing him deflated, Chen Ruo laughed happily.
Li Qingshan glanced at her and called Chun Yufan again.
"Xiao Fan, Nian Nian lost his temper and ran away from home, did he go to your side?"
"No, don't worry, I'll send someone to help you find it."
has been in power for a long time, and Chun Yufan has become more and more calm in handling things.
"I'm not in a hurry, that kid can't suffer outside." Li Qingshan really didn't worry about his son's loss, but he was worried that his son would get into trouble, but it was useless to be anxious, so he was quite calm, "How are the soldiers?" ”
"Playing with my grandmother, the old and the young are crazy."
Speaking of his son Li Qianbing, Chun Yufan showed a faint smile on his face, feeling that it was a complete life to her part.
Men, children, careers, there is no shortage of the same!
"How's the work? Don't work too hard. ”
Since he made a phone call, Li Qingshan gave more condolences.
"Everything is on the right track, I don't work hard, but those scientific researchers, it's hard to think about it. The country has to carry out weapons research, and if we want to move towards the 30 era, we can't catch up quickly. ”
Chun Yufan was a little proud when he talked about this.
Li Qingshan heard it, and he was even happier.
"I know you've been doing a great job."
"It's better to be one by one, but she supports the family's finances."
Thinking of the former best friend and the current good sister Zheng Yiyi, in this part of the business, Chun Yufan still can't admit it.
"Don't compare with her, she only cares about bringing money home, what you do is more meaningful."
This is not against her will, Li Qingshan is more supportive of what she is doing now.
"Well, I don't compare to her. But tell me honestly, when did you know that she was the successor cultivated by your aunt? ”
Zheng Yiyi is the successor of Nangong Fenghua, and the industrial giant ships left by the Li family are all under her control, and when she learned the news, Chun Yufan was really surprised.
The so-called destined lovers, the root is probably here!
"I knew it at the same time on the same day as you."
Li Qingshan didn't know a day earlier than her.
"Really?"
Chun Yufan asked relaxedly.
"Absolutely!"
Li Qingshan replied in the affirmative.
"I'm going to find Niannian."
Chun Yufan hung up the phone with satisfaction.
"Who are you going to call next?"
Chen Ruo asked curiously.
Li Qingshan didn't answer, and directly dialed Momo's phone.
"Xiao Nizi, you can help me see if I can lock the location of Niannian."
"Oh, I'll help you find it right away." Momo typed on the keyboard, "He's not far from home, he seems to be heading home, why lock him?" ”
“……”
Stinky boy!
Play with me!
Li Qingshan couldn't wait to rush out and beat Nian Nian over.
"It's okay, he's naughty again."
"Oh, uncle, I want a little Nian Nian too."
Mo Mo euphemistically expressed his wish.
"Didn't we say okay, we'll ask for it when you're older? Look at Xiyan, Xiao Ai and early summer, they are not in a hurry at all. ”
In order to appease her, Li Qingshan can only give an example.
"I don't care! The last one you want me, I'm going to be the first to have a baby! Compare them all! ”
Mo Mo was careless, revealing his careful thoughts.
“……”
A woman's comparison heart is really terrible!
"Okay, when you're done with this training, we'll start making people."
Li Qingshan compromised.
"Oooh! Uncle is so nice! Momo screamed happily, but she couldn't help but admonish, "You can't give them a baby before I don't have a baby!" ”
"Okay, I promise you, but I'm going to clean up my thoughts now, and when you come back, we'll make villains together."
Li Qingshan really didn't perfunctory her this time, she really wanted to clean up her thoughts.
"Okay, uncle, you're busy, what's the matter."
Momo gave a sweet kiss, and after getting a response, he hung up the phone with a sweet face.
Li Qingshan waited for her to collect the thread, and then hurriedly ran out, Chen Ruo quickly put on his shoes and followed behind.
ran to the yard and saw Gu Tianxin escorting a pair of young boys and girls back.
"What's going on?"
"On the way back, I saw them holding hands on the road, so I went over and asked, only to know that they wanted to elope, so I pulled someone back for you."
Gu Tianxin talked about what happened.
Why did you run away from home and elope again?
Li Qingshan looked at his son puzzled.
"Tell me, what's going on?"
"I want to be with Shen Wangwei."
Nian Nian took the girl's hand and announced loudly.
"If you're together, you're together, and I don't object, where are you going privately?"
Li Qingshan wanted to know which one his son was going to sing again.
"We didn't elope, we were originally coming back to find you, otherwise Aunt Falling Love wouldn't have caught me at all."
Nian Nian said proudly.
Li Qingshan believes this.
"Tell me, what are you going to do when you come back to me? Just to declare you're in love? ”
Nian Nian shook her head.
"No, I'm going to do a DNA test."
"What did you say!" Li Qingshan was not calm for a moment, and pointed to Qianyou next to him, "Your mother is there, you ask him, am I your father!" ”
"Have a better attitude, don't be in a hurry!"
Qianyou's eyes were cold.
Mothers are so defeated!
Li Qingshan touched his nose depressedly and softened his tone.
"How did you come up with the idea of doing testing?"
"We didn't do it." Nian Nian pulled the girl in front of her, "It's for you and her to do a DNA test." ”
Well?
Which one is sung again?
Li Qingshan was completely stunned.
The women in the courtyard also looked at Nian Nian in puzzlement.
"I feel that I am as miserable as Duan Yu, if I don't test it, I won't dare to fall in love."
Nian Nian said what bothered him.
“……”
“……”
……
Such a black man!
You're going against the sky!
Li Qingshan took off his shoes and was about to shoot him, but before he could miss his mother and aunts to protect him, a loud scream came from outside.
"Little rascal, hand over my daughter!"
Li Qingshan glanced at his son and put his shoes back on.
"I'll clean you up when I get back."
After saying that, he trotted out of the gate, and when he saw the woman at the door who was ready to ask the teacher, he felt that the world was too small.
"How are you!"
"How are you!"
Shen Xueyan and him spoke at the same time, and then both of them laughed.
"Let's just say, who raised a son who is so powerful, and he abducted our family in a few words."
Li Qingshan smiled.
"That's their fate, I don't really blame me."
While they were chatting, in a car not far away.
"Came all the way to peek at him?"
Zhao Qiuge asked.
Luo Qingyi didn't answer, but asked her.
"If you don't agree to his marriage proposal, aren't you afraid that he will change his mind?"
"If he doesn't marry you, don't want to marry me, if he dares to change his mind, I will send him to the palace!"
Zhao Qiuge replied quite domineeringly.
Glancing at the man outside, Luo Qingyi hugged his good friend.
"Looks like it's time for my farewell concert."
"It's long overdue like this, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
Zhao Qiuge hugged her back, but his eyes caught a glimpse of the movement outside, and he couldn't help screaming.
"Holy! This is murder! ”
A car rushed to the gate of the Li family quickly, directly on the gate, and then stopped, if Ji Xueruo didn't get out of the car, a brick flew out first.
"Bastard! If you want to bully, you can bully, if you don't want to bully, you will leave with your pants up, what are you Miss Ben! ”
“……”
It's going to end, let's talk about it, can we discuss it?
Isn't it going to be slept together?
That's it!
(End of book)