"Xinxin, don't patronize the cat, you haven't started the winter vacation homework assigned by the kindergarten yet." The second uncle put a green onion on the cutting board, removed the green onion with a horizontal knife, and then cut the green onion white longitudinally into two, quickly and densely cut the pile horizontally, when the green onion was chopped, the flat knife wiped the cutting board, and the green onion white was all multiplied on the knife surface. He didn't even turn his head to look at the plate next to him, and with a shake of his hand, the white onion of the knife surface was thrown into the ingredient plate that was already holding red pepper segments, garlic cloves, and leafless coriander foam.

Bai Xin didn't seem to hear what the second uncle said, she squatted with a serious face, took out another paper cup and buckled it upside down on the ground, she counted it, at this time there were 12 paper cups on the ground, she hid 4 red plastic balls under the 4 paper cups randomly, and exchanged the position of the paper cup with both hands as fast as she could.

I don't know how long it took, but she herself couldn't remember the exact location of the paper cup where the plastic ball was hidden.

"That's it!" Bai Xin gasped for breath, and his two little hands finally stopped. I saw the black cat yawning while knocking down 4 paper cups seemingly casually with his paws, and the 4 red plastic balls were all exposed.

Bai Xin stared at it dumbfounded, and after coming back to her senses, she picked up a paper cup in disbelief, empty, and picked up another one, still empty......

After all the confirmations, sure enough, only the 4 small balls were found by the black cat!

"Little Ink...... You're a genius cat......"

"Meow~" The black cat was lying on the ground rolling and coquettish, and Bai Xin followed the demon and leaned over to touch its belly.

"Xiao Mo is obviously so cute, and so smart......" Bai Xin gently rubbed the black cat's head with her index finger, as if she was afraid of breaking it, and suddenly, she frowned and said, "Your former owner's head must be full of chocolate beans!" It's unreasonable to drop Xiaomo ruthlessly! ”

"Meow!" The black cat replied approvingly.

"Bai Xin, it's time to eat!" The second uncle took off his apron, served two bowls of water, and then put the fried sauce in the center of the table, "Let's make an exception to eat some fried noodles today!" But don't put too much sauce, it's not healthy to eat too salty. ”

"Oh......" Bai Xin looked back at the black cat who was licking his paws and said, "Dad, what does Xiaomo eat?" ”

"Don't worry, I've cooked a big meal for it." The second uncle touched Bai Xin's head, turned around and took out a bowl of minced chicken breast and put it on the ground, "It was said on the Internet that cats can't eat salt, so I cooked chicken breasts in water for it." ”

"Little Mo! Come and try it! My dad's cooking was delicious! ”

"Meow." The black cat stood up, walked straight towards the kitchen, sniffed it at the bowl, its ears were almost flattened back, and it turned its head away, apparently showing no interest in the bowl of boiled chicken breasts.

"Daddy! Xiaomo doesn't seem to like eating this! ”

"Impossible! I checked on the Internet, and everyone said that cats like to eat chicken breasts! The second uncle squatted down a little strangely, and the moment he turned into a cute state, his big head was like a ball. He pushed the bowl closer to the black cat, opened his eyes that were rounder than Bai Xin, and said, "Xiaomo, come and take a bite, there is no salt, it is very healthy!" ”

The black cat took half a step back and twisted its head to the other side.

"Daddy! It can't be that the chicken breast you bought has expired! ”

"Impossible? It's all bought in the fresh market, huh? The second uncle, who was in a cute state, picked up the bowl and smelled it, and he also stretched out his little hand to grab two grains and threw them into his mouth, "It's not bad...... Xiaomo, just try it, it's really delicious! Just one bite! ”

The black cat simply turned around and went back to the living room.

The second uncle regained his adult appearance the moment he stood up, looking at the black cat running after the plastic ball in the living room, he clenched his fists tightly, "No one has ever disliked the food I made......"

Bai Xin picked up a few noodles with chopsticks, twisted them clockwise a few times, the noodles were twisted into a ball on the chopsticks, she dipped some fried sauce, took the noodles on the chopsticks into her mouth, half-opened her eyelids, chewed the chopsticks and said vaguely: "But it's a cat, maybe Dad doesn't know how to make what cats like to eat, right?" ”

The second uncle twitched the corners of his mouth a few times, bent down to pick up the bowl of chicken breast, opened his mouth and tilted his neck into his mouth, chewed for a long time, swallowed down violently, and his suddenly red face was obviously choked......

Bang!

The second uncle pressed the water cup on the table, and after a while, he said, "I don't believe it...... After beating countless housewives and finally being named the "2044 Little Master of the Community", I won the 2002 Treasured Out-of-Print Little Master Instant Noodle Card, which symbolizes the supreme glory, and I can't even get a black cat! ”

One gold and one blue eyes looked at the second uncle, only to see that the latter's eyes were blazing with flames, almost burning to his hair.

Oops meow, it looks like the man standing in the kitchen is going to make some big news......

o(=•ω•=)m

The lights are flashing, and all eyes are on!

The kitchen is the stage, and the kitchen knife is the future!

“Yoo！ I’m Kitchen God of the community！ ”

The audience cheered and cheered, and the aunt fans were already excited to explode on the spot!

Until the second uncle, who put on the apron again, reached out to catch the kitchen knife that fell in mid-air, all the audience in the audience held their breath, the lights stopped flickering, and the surroundings fell into darkness. As a spotlight suddenly lit up on the second uncle, the stereos around the stage also played drum accompaniment - second uncle, do it.

"He is skilled in his hands, and he can twist his hips.

Slice salmon with a quick knife and I can dance at the same time.

Xiaomo don't snore, it was my mistake last time.

The ingredients at the bottom of the box will surely make you cry.

After frying in oil, I still choose to boil.

It's too vulgar to wrap in starch, oh, you still haven't changed your attitude.

Cats can't eat too salty, I won't choose to put salty salt,

Green onions, ginger and garlic cloves are an ingredient that can't make cats pity.

MSG extract fresh sugar is very sweet, but I won't put it in it,

Healthy and delicious cat food is the obsession of the kitchen god!

When the arm lifts the colander and puts it on the plate, the eyes should be discharged.

The audience applauded and shouted, Xiaomo is about to like it!"

"Dad, you've been singing for so long, it seems like you've just replaced the boiled chicken breast with boiled salmon?"

"Meow......" The black cat still sneered at the new food, and lay on the ground with its ears drooping.

The second uncle gritted his teeth and stood up and returned to the kitchen again, "I don't believe ......"

The black cat maintains a standard incense box seat, and new food is constantly being brought in front of it.

"Prawns!" NO。

"Tuna!" NO。

"Crab meat!" NO。

"Bonito!" NO。

"Beef!" NO。

……

When the second uncle came out of the kitchen for the last time with a gloomy face, he didn't take any food, but took out a bright kitchen knife.

……

"Don't run! I have to chop you up and eat cat meat today! ”