Chapter 69: Escape

"I've heard of it," Jiraiya took a bite of the bun.

Ninjas learn a lot of things, and this kind of thing that can explode will be studied, so Naruto didn't pretend to be good.

"Then have you heard of Baozi Lei" Naruto took back the artwork and glanced at Jiraiya angrily.

"Poof..."

I didn't swallow a mouthful of buns, and I sprayed them all.

Naruto took out the iron pot to block it.

Now that the iron pot defense method is more and more easy to use, the corresponding brick attack method Naruto also plans to practice it well.

"You little ghost, it's funny early in the morning" Zilai also took a sip of tea, suppressing the shock.

"Anyway, old man, why did you go last night, you smell weird"

There is not only the smell of wine, perfume, but also the smell of sweat, smoke, toilet disinfectant water, and milk!

Naruto could probably guess it, but in order to find a topic, he still had to ask.

"Kabukicho, have you ever been there?" said Jiraiya with a wicked smile.

"Kabukicho? How to go? ”

Naruto really hadn't been there, even if he walked blindly.

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"Do you see that three-generation statue?" Jiraiya pointed to Kageiwa.

"Hmm" something that big is seen by anyone who is not blind.

"Where the statue's eyes meet, it's there"

Naruto's chopsticks are all gone, as if he knows some terrible news.

Jiraiya looked nostalgic: "At the beginning, those bosses went bankrupt because of the war, and they came to Konoha to prepare for a comeback, and they were acquaintances with me, and they found me to help choose an address."

"The implication of choosing this place is that under the gaze of the Hokage, business is getting better and better, but I didn't expect that after so many years, the scale is really getting bigger and bigger"

Naruto was dumbfounded, forgetting to pick up his chopsticks.

Is it really good that you cheat your master like this, and you are sure that it is under the gaze of the Hokage, not the presence of the Hokage, that you are getting better and better?

…………

After eating, Naruto began to take a bath, a cold shower, which is said to increase the body's resistance.

Naruto reached out from the water and looked closely.

My current body is very resistant, and the wound recovers quickly.

Macroscopically, it is the physique of the nine-tailed chakraga, which resembles the body of an immortal.

What about microscopic? Is it a self-healing factor like Wolverine or a faster platelet blockage?

If it's a self-healing factor, what does a self-healing factor look like?

Or does the cell divide quickly and directly heal the wound?

Sasuke isn't there, if he is, it would be fine, you can use the chakra to see if it's the self-healing factor or platelets, or the cell division is fast.

"What are you thinking, little ghost?" I also came to take a bath together, and the smell on my body was indeed a little more, and I smelled uncomfortable.

"I want Sasuke...," Naruto blurted out.

“???” I'm also confused, what do you mean by thinking about men in the bath?

Sasuke has seen him too, a pretty white guy, but that's not a reason for you to think about him in the bath.

"old man, what the hell is Kabukicho like?" Naruto also realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly changed the subject.

Now I'm even more confused.,You want to take a bath and ask Kabukicho.,What do you mean?

"Hey, old man!"

"It's an immortal, an immortal!"

"Curious?" Zilai also smiled, how obscene, how obscene.

"Hmm"

Naruto was really curious, he hadn't been to this kind of place in his two lives, he had only heard of it.

Zilai also organizes language, and when talking to children about this kind of thing, it can't be so direct.

"Under the lights, the men are disheveled and sweaty, and the women are dressed seductively and show their skills"

“???” What are you talking about?

"Got it" Jiraiya smiled mysteriously, like an old driver.

"Got it" Although Naruto didn't know what kind of car the old driver was driving, he succeeded in changing the subject, and it was okay.

"Got it?" The old driver stepped on the accelerator and was about to start.

"Hmm"

Then the old driver left and went to Kabukicho.

Leaving Naruto with a puzzled face.

Wait, I haven't gotten in the car yet!

…………

I also walked because this place was boring, there was only a little kid, and there was no fun at all.

Yesterday, when he was drinking, he heard that there were more widows after the Konoha Nine-Tails Rebellion, most of whom had just been married at the time, and twelve years had passed, and they were already ripe.

Some remarried, some didn't, and those who didn't remarry only heard that they were arranged by the Hokage near the Sarutobi clan's land, but where was it, he had to go back to Kabukicho to continue inquiring.

Naruto soaked for a while, got up and exercised, the old rule, the nature of the morning cultivation changed, plus ninjutsu.

The last time the young lady came to explore the pool, he practiced dragging iron, mainly because he was afraid that he would blow up and scare the young lady away.

Watching a person rush over and hug a tree, it exploded with a bang, it's terrifying, okay?

Naruto plans to blow up a fish pond first, there is water nearby, but there are no fish in the water, so he will catch some fry later.

I used to like fishing, fishing quietly, no one bothered, and I can go back to feed the cats, the cats at home are tired of eating, and the wild cats in the nest downstairs are also grown up eating fish.

It's just that the fishing location is not a big river, and there are not many big fish, they are all small carp of more than ten centimeters.

Now that I have the ability, it's good to build my own fish pond.

When you know the tailed beast jade in the future, it will be even better, and you can open a fish pond wherever you want.

And it's fast to dig a pit in tailed beast mode.

I just don't know if the Nine-Tails agree, its size really can't see people.

Naruto was worried as he sent his shadow clone to blow up the pit.

The shadow clone excitedly shouted the Dust Explosion Technique and rushed to the preset location.

First, he raised a few cans of flour, smashed his right fist on the ground, cracked and loosened the ground, took out a torch in his left hand, lit the flour, and then boomed twice, and the dust flew up.

Then Naruto's side began to twitch.

…………

The three generations put away the crystal ball, took out the painkillers and stuffed half a bottle.

I beg you to use everything on the right path.,The shadow clone isn't a construction worker.,It's not a dirt-turning machine.,That's not how flour is used.,I haven't heard of noodles since Konoha was established.,Okay.。

And if you use it like this, the boss of Ichiraku Ramen will feel distressed.

After thinking about it, the third generation adjusted the crystal ball vision to the women's bathhouse, ready to change his mood.

The crystal ball was first a burst of snowflakes, and then the picture gradually became clearer, and the carcasses of the little girls loomed under the mist.

The three generations were about to enlarge when suddenly, a white-haired figure appeared, picked up a blue and white *** is an instant, and when he left, he also took a pink and white piece on the wall.

The three generations also ate the remaining half bottle of painkillers, and with these two people, they always felt that they would not live long.

"Dog One, go buy me a bottle of painkillers"

………

"Did you see my ***?"

"Mine is gone, too"

"Was it washed away by the water?"

"Can't it, was it stolen?"

"Then don't wear it, let's go back first, it's time for lunch"

………

After a few people went out, two of them pressed the corners of their skirts and moved their little feet lightly.

"Wind Escape-Updraft!" The drunken white-haired old man hiding in the shadows thought silently in his heart.

"Ah!!h

A group of young ladies scattered and fled.

……

"Why are you here again?" As soon as Naruto took out his lunch, he saw Jiraiya, and the old man was too accurate in pinching his food.

"Hey, hey, hey" lewd thief-like laughter rang out.

"old man, what do you have in your pocket? Such a drum? ”

"Hey, hey, hey, light..."

"Lustful fairy, can you be !! normal?"