"Wow!"

"That dog is so cute!"

"I like it so much, if only I had such a cutie!"

The passing fairies stopped, their eyes shining, staring at the small figure at the end of the long line.

Well, that's right, it's Chu Feng.

"Hee-hee, puppy, can I pinch your ears?"

Another silly white sweet little fairy flew over, her big eyes staring at Chu Feng's ears with bright eyes.

Depend on!

Chu Feng's heart was like ashes.

What a life this girl is!

He was inwardly rejected.

However, he still squinted his eyes and deliberately said weakly: "It's okay, but the young lady should be light, people are afraid of pain." ”

Lalalala...... My sister!

After saying that, Chu Feng took the initiative to show goodwill, tilted his head, and presented his right ear to the fairy.

"It's a dog."

Chu Feng slandered in his heart.

Time, back to a day ago.

Since following Nezha, Chu Feng can be said to have eaten and drunk spicy food, soaked the most beautiful fairy, slept in the warmest bed, and even discharged the sundries in his body were completed by Nezha.

As a result, a few days after the good days, bad news broke out.

Taishang Laojun woke up.

As soon as he heard that the "meat ball" gave birth to a dog, Taishang Laojun notified the Jade Emperor as soon as possible.

Then, the Jade Emperor summoned the Heavenly Court gods and generals to convene an emergency meeting in the Lingxiao Palace.

On that day, Taishang Laojun was carried to the temple by two boys.

The reason is that I have hemorrhoids.

"Damn, can you do this for any reason?"

Chu Feng said that the baby was really stunned.

Of course, he knows the real reason - Taishang Laojun's mana has already been absorbed by him, and if he wants to recover, he will have to retreat for thousands of years!

"'Meat ball' gives birth to a dog, it is unknown, this dog is a monster, Lao Dao asks to throw this dog into the gossip furnace for seven hundred and forty-nine days!"

Taishang Laojun was lying on a stretcher, foaming stars flying all over the sky, and even splashed on the face of the Jade Emperor who was sitting high.

Of course, Chu Feng knew what Taishang Laojun wanted to do.

Isn't it just sucking up some mana from you?

What Lao Tzu has sucked will never spit out!

"Nonsense!"

Naturally, Nezha was against it.

The two needles were facing each other, and the atmosphere was tense.

But fortunately, Taishang Laojun was lying down, but he couldn't fight.

Seeing that the two sides were at a stalemate, the Jade Emperor decided to hold a debate.

On the positive side, the Heavenly Court F4 led by Taishang Laojun, Tai Bai Xing, Wen Qu Xing and Barefoot Daxian said that Chu Feng was a monster.

On the other hand, Nezha is alone, point of view: Chu Feng is just a dog.

Chu Feng: How can I explain that I am actually a human being.

The arguments of Heavenly Court F4 are as follows:

The "meat ball" came from the demon world, and Chu Feng came from the "meat ball", so Chu Feng came from the demon world, and the demon world is a place where monsters gather, in summary, Chu Feng is a monster.

It can be seen that the positive side starts from the environmental impact of the individual, the one who is close to Zhu is red, the one who is close to the demon is black, and the Chu wind will be black.

Nezha argues for:

First, Chu Feng is very cute;

Second, Chu Feng is very cute;

Third, Chu Feng is very cute.

To sum up, Chu Feng is just a dog.

It can be seen that the opposite side starts from ...... Well, Nezha has no argument at all.

In the end, Chu Feng decided to go out in person.

"Wang!"

First, roar.

Immediately afterwards, Chu Feng walked around the hall slowly and defended:

"The so-called monsters are all demonic, if anyone present can prove themselves...... Ben Wang has a demonic nature, and he can directly make me a hot dog and eat it. ”

As soon as this statement came out, F4 folded three.

Taishang Laojun still didn't give up, and said sharply: "You can speak as soon as you were born, aren't you a demon?" ”

Chu Feng smiled indifferently: "In the past, the Buddha was born, pointing to the sky and the earth with one hand, if you follow what Your Excellency said, the Buddha is also a demon." Moreover, there is a sky outside the sky, and there are dogs outside the dog, and our kind of dog can talk as soon as it is born, so if you are not convinced, go find a born person who can't speak! ”

Grandma's ball, Teddy, how do you find it?

I don't believe that you can travel through time and space to buy a teddy!

"You!"

Taishang Laojun's face was pale.

"Ahem......"

In the end, the Jade Emperor decided that the opposing side won, and Nezha almost jumped up without excitement.

And Chu Feng, with one leg on Taishang Laojun's arm, leaned sideways, and ...... grandly Water.

"This ......"

"Forehead ......"

The gods were stunned.

They were sure that this must be something that only dogs can do.

"I ......"

Taishang Laojun had black blood in his mouth and fell into a coma again.

Hey!

Take advantage of your illness and kill you!

However, the bad news is not over.

Chu Feng proved that he was a dog, so he had to fulfill the dog's accusation.

"Catch the ......"

"What kind of duty is this!"

The fairy who came to touch his ears finally left, and Chu Feng looked up at the sky.

The so-called catching rape is to monitor those male and female immortals who admire each other and hide in small corners and are or intend to do some hormone-burning immortals.

There are so many immortals of all sizes in the Heavenly Court, there are always some who want to steal the forbidden fruit.

Therefore, the rape team must exist.

It's just that ordinary people can't do this.

Just don't let it happen.

All, this responsibility is given to the dog.

A pack of dogs, to be exact.

Leading the way is the Howling Dog.

Chu Feng was also very curious, how did Erlang Shenju enjoy the well-being of the world at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, how did he arrange the dog to be an official in the heavenly court?

"Hey! Why are you in a daze, you country dog? ”

I don't know when, the Roaring Sky Dog came to Chu Feng's side and roared arrogantly.

It was a black and gray dog, with a messy fur that looked like malnutrition, with a slightly pointed head and nostrils facing the sky.

Chu Feng withdrew his gaze from looking at the sky from afar and looked at the Roaring Sky Dog.

【Ding! 】

[Role: Howling Dog]

[Gender: Male]

[Identity: Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun's pet, captain of the heavenly court rape team]

[Characteristics: Dog fights human power, dog head and dog brain, scum in dogs, dog ...... The dog can't go down! 】

"Forehead ......"

Looking at the words on the "screen" that suddenly appeared in his mind, Chu Feng was full of black lines.

Yes, that's the system.

Chu Feng has basically figured out the functions of the system in the past few days.

The system is an "infinite evolution system".

To put it simply, when certain conditions are met, the host can "evolve".

Chu Feng was very concerned about this, because it determined whether he could evolve into a human or not.

Secondly, the system will release tasks at regular intervals, and you can earn experience points by completing them.

Level up by reaching 100 XP.

There will be rewards for every upgrade.

In the system, there are "Taskbar", "Skill Bar", "Inventory" and "Nine Shadows Evolution" columns.

Except for the "Nine Shadows Evolution", which evolves under certain circumstances, skills and items will be rewarded accordingly as they level up.

Just now, the interface that Chu Fengneng saw belonged to the "insight technique" in the skill, which was the basic skill given by the system.

[Insight: Insight into character information, become stronger as the host level increases!] 】

This is the system's introduction to insight.

"Listen, you'll be so sorry if you mess things up later!" The Howling Dog said viciously.

"Oh."

Chu Feng shrugged.

At the same time, there was a "ding" in my head.

"Finally the mission has been released!"