What should you do in the face of Chi Guoguo's provocation?

Is it to copy the guy and hit him with a shandan danhua red and gorgeous?

Or set up a 250-caliber super-large mouth cannon, violently fire back, and make him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside?

Li Qingshan didn't seem to be interested in either method, and at this moment, the only thing he was interested in was......

Eat!

Isn't it a bit cowardly?

Li Qingshan said that he was facing Chiguoguo's provocation, and he was not a woman of Chiguoguo, how could he get up?

It's good if you don't throw up!

"Hey, what do you think he looks like now?"

It's just that he ignored it, but people didn't mean to stop fighting.

"Can't you see this? The living king with a shrunken head! ”

This sentence seems to be no longer a provocation, but a scolding.

"Why is he shrinking his head?"

The previous one, like a joker, pretended to stir up a topic somewhere.

"I guess my head is green, I'm embarrassed to let people look at it."

Yes, the cuckolds are all hard buttoned up, typical personal attacks.

"Who are these two talking about?"

Eating the Kobe steak worn with a steel drill, Li Qingshan asked the little fat man very curiously.

The little fat man thinks that if he were a woman, he must throw a big white eye at him, and people say it so clearly and clearly, you can't hear it?

Within a radius of 10 meters, aren't you the most qualified?

Ask while knowing the answer!

Although he is extremely disdainful of someone, the little fat man doesn't want to talk about his face, after all, it's his birthday, how embarrassing is it to make trouble?

So he said it with a clear conscience.

"I don't know."

See!

If this guy wants to talk about cross talk, he will be scolded to death, and he won't answer the phone.

"Guoguo, you know what?"

The little fat man doesn't give his strength and changes his partner.

If Chen immediately gives him a delicate white eye, don't be cute.

"Where do people claim to praise themselves, mind your, eat your stuff quickly."

It's okay, but the posture of this little housekeeper is not very pleasing.

"Oh, then let's not disturb people and continue to eat...... This beef is good, do you want to take a bite? ”

Chen Ruo tilted his head to one side in disgust, dodging the beef he handed over.

"Whoever wants to eat your saliva, take it away."

"Alas, it's not a blessing that you don't eat such good beef."

Li Qingshan said, and took a big bite again, ignoring the two guys who found fault again.

The two brothers glanced at each other, and they both felt a little bored, and it was difficult to break through the defense when they met a turtle who endured it, and had a shell on their backs.

"What if I run into a turtle that is holding onto the Divine Turtle?"

The two of them blew off the cowhide to find fault, if there is no result at all, they just go back in such a gray way, isn't it no face at all?

So with a poisonous tongue, the two launched a new wave of charge.

"It's simple, find a sledgehammer to break the shell, pull the little green turtle~ head, and carry it for fun."

"The hammer doesn't have it, do you think this steel drill is good?"

After eating the beef cleanly, Li Qingshan asked with a chisel dangling, looking like I just want to be a living Lei Feng.

"Phew! Sick! ”

One guy didn't hesitate to express his disapproval for such behavior.

"Do you have any medicine, give him some quickly."

Another person said that he should be given appropriate help to the terminally ill, such as giving him some brain fragments to swallow.

"I don't have that thing, just call an ambulance."

Myrrh can be sent to the hospital, and it doesn't cost money to call 120, and this year the psychiatric hospital begs the patient to be thirsty!

"Let's call it a funeral car, it's a little more simple."

This one is even more ruthless, and he will turn someone into ashes in one fell swoop.

"One, two, three... Four...... Well, that's enough. ”

Li Qingshan stretched out his hand and counted them, took a step forward, and flashed to the two of them in an instant.

Before the two of them could react, one of the guys' hands was pressed on the table by Li Qingshan, and his hands were drilled down, and even the palms of his hands were pierced through the table.

Yes!

As soon as this guy screamed, the other guy knew to run, but he just let Li Qingshan grab his neck and carry it back.

I grabbed one of his hands, squeezed the palm of my hand, and pressed it against the steel drill......

With a scream again, the Tsing Yi brand string of pig's trotters is freshly baked!

Fifty pieces a piece!

You're worth nibbling!

"Just two cannon fodder, what are you running over to talk about?"

Li Qingshan clapped his hands, as if he had done something insignificant, pointing at the little fat man.

"If they can't call an ambulance, you can help...... Guoguo, let's continue to eat. ”

……

Perverted!

They all have their hands skewed......

Can you still eat?

The little fat man didn't want to eat in the first place, but looking at the two palms strung together and bleeding non-stop, he lost his appetite at all.

It is estimated that for a long time, he will say goodbye to duck paws and goose paws......

Maybe you don't even want to nibble on pig's trotters!

It's a lot of harm!

There are a lot of people watching the excitement, but none of them jump out to say a word, they are all civilized people, how can they be as knowledgeable as barbarians?

As an elite member of the upper class, you can't always be guilty of scheming with a scoundrel in the market?

Porcelain can touch a crockpot!

As the little master, the little fat man called an ambulance and called someone to clean up, and he was really busy for a while.

And the culprit who did all this was very happy, and he had no intention of self-examination and change his mind at all.

Lord!

The little fat man secretly defined someone in his heart.

"What do you mean you just counted? Aren't others counting one, two, three? How do you still have more than fours? ”

Chen Ruo asked curiously while eating.

"There is an old saying in our hometown, there is a repeat and a second, and there is no repeat and a fourth."

Li Qingshan touched his stomach, he was almost done, and it was time to find something to drink.

"What do you mean?"

was eating, if Chen was too lazy to think about it, it was better to ask directly.

"It's just that you can let him once or twice, never three or four times."

The more you make a person who kicks his nose in the face, the more he thinks you are a bully.

So let one once or twice, meaning, wait for him to climb higher, and then shoot it down and kick it to death!

Otherwise he can't remember!

"Oh, I see, I see. When they are satisfied, they will be killed again...... You're so sinister. ”

As soon as you give people some sweetness, the stick is taken off, and when the sweetness of others has not passed, you will welcome the pain......

It's so ruthless!

……

Stinky girl!

Where are you from?

I'm gentle and humble, why am I insidious?

Can't speak!

Li Qingshan felt that it was a little difficult for Xiao Ruo to learn to speak, so he didn't have to care about what she said.

Assume you didn't hear it!

"I'm going to find something to drink, what do you want to drink?"

"Bottle '82 Lafite."

Chen Ruo is very polite to place an order.

Sincere!

Li Qingshan knocked on her forehead, and the little girl really dared to open her mouth.

"Do you want 82 years of coolness?"

The 82-year-old Lafite only exists in legends, which restaurant owner said that he had, and he was killed directly, and he was definitely not wronged!

Chen Ruo touched his forehead and looked at him resentfully, she was such a beautiful and lovely girl, he did it, it was not too cruel.

Stinky uncle!

"Then let's have a glass of juice, it's sour, not sweet."

Li Qingshan nodded and walked towards the place where the drink was placed.

Halfway was intercepted by Wang Jiaqi.

"Director Li, long time no see."

"Oh, isn't this Wang Shao, when did you come back? Why don't you tell me in advance, I'll pick you up and wash the dust. ”

Li Qingshan was very enthusiastic, looking at it from a distance, the two really looked like old friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time, and it was called a warm network.

It's just that the eyes of the two of them opened as soon as they touched, and they scolded in their hearts.

Bah! What a hypocrisy!

"Director Li is still so hospitable, which makes people's hearts warm. There is no need to wash the dust after the wind, and when we go back to visit, let's drink two more glasses to catch up with the old days. ”

There are some things that are not good to always put in my heart, and they will suffocate people, and I will talk to you when the time comes.

"Wang Shao wants to come to my house? This is a good thing, and Xiao Fan and I will definitely welcome you when the time comes. ”

Anyway, the stairs are not very wide, and the two of us can definitely sandwich the way......

By the way, do you want a welcome message on the hour?

The door of my house is always open, and I am waiting for you with an open embrace......

This can't work, whoever waits for you with open arms between me and Xiaofan will suffer!

Don't care if it's the Bird's Nest or the Water Cube, I can't let you see it!

Think about one more ......

Broken houses, broken houses, broken places, stewed fish, stewed meat, stewed chicken soup, friends come and have good wine, if the jackal comes, there is a ...... to greet it

Shotgun!

This sentence is good, just shout it when the time comes!

"Then we'll see you later."

Wang Jiaqi saw that he suddenly laughed so lewdly, afraid that he would be nervous again, and left a kind word, so he hurriedly withdrew.

The force is inferior to others, it is better not to be tough in person, there are many ways to take revenge, and there is no hurry, let's ......

Play slowly!

"See you later!"

Looking at his back as he left in a hurry, Li Qingshan smacked his lips, who would go to whose house first when the time came?

Looking forward to it!

Walking to the drink area, someone poured two sips of Moutai, it didn't feel right, it wasn't as good as the old chief's gift, it was too picky, and he couldn't even afford a bottle of good wine, so rich.

turned around and talked to Zheng Yiyi one by one......

After taking two glasses of lemon juice, he walked back, and he couldn't let Chen Ruo wait too much.

As she passed by a woman, she leaned and fell down at him......

What to do at this moment?

Helping her at the risk of spilling the juice?

Or make sure the juice is safe and watch her fall and squat?

It's so tangled......

What a struggle......

Look at the juice in your hand, and then look at the half-poured woman......

In a thousandth of a second, someone's stomach made a decision for him, saying that it was too late, that it was fast, and at the moment when the woman was about to wipe his body, he stepped on three waves and avoided it.

Oops!

The woman who fell to the ground snorted, with a pair of big blue eyes, and looked at someone resentfully.

"Don't look at me like that, you fell on your own, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Li Qingshan hid to the side and hurriedly cleared up.

This woman touches porcelain too slippery, he is really afraid of being falsely accused, he is a poor man, and he has no money to pay!

"Can't you help someone?"

The woman grumbled.

Vomit!

Li Qingshan's stomach was tumbling for a while, he regretted eating so much, and now it was too uncomfortable.

This woman looks quite normal, why does she talk so disgustingly?

The so-called people should not be disfigured, does it mean that they still have to listen to voices?

"This lady, everyone is a person with an ID card, under the crowd of this hall, don't you feel ashamed to touch porcelain so blatantly?"

……

You've just touched porcelain!

Your whole family touches porcelain!