Chapter 223: Bliss Bliss, Tell Me!
With Jiraiya gone, Naruto lay in the makeshift hut, his spirit sneaking into the kitsune's lair, petting the fox while thinking about what he was going to do next.
First of all, the box of bliss, which has been abdicated for several days, and it is time for this box to be pulled out and slipped.
Heavenly Prison Fire Sword, this move is more handsome than his own flame short sword, and he has to learn.
Go to finish off Sasuke Tani once.
Oh, by the way, and deal with the tailed beast Chakra in the body of the Fayi monk.
"Bo'er~"
"Little ghost, you've gone too far." Nine-tails looked down and said, if you want to touch it, you can touch it, what do you mean?
Naruto looked at the fox fur in his hand and was distracted, well, it's cold, you should weave a scarf for Hinata, in other words, can the hair of the nine tails weave a scarf? How do you take it out after weaving?
Do you want to have a tailwind?
But the downwind hair doesn't feel as good as Xiaolingtong, why don't you try to weave a mink hair scarf?
Well, yes, it's Hinata's birthday after more than two birthdays, and it's just a good time to return the gift.
Ah, it always feels like there's a lot going on... Forget it, let's call my brother first and ask him if he can bring my sister over to celebrate his birthday.
Holding the sixth-sense thief and trying to escape, Naruto checked its hair loss while using the ring to call Nagato through the magic of the slide body.
However, it may be that the fee owed by Orochimaru was a bit too much, and Naruto's bought ring couldn't get through.
It doesn't matter, if you can't get through, you keep playing, anyway, Chakra doesn't want money.
After a series of frenzied dozens of phone calls to Nagato, Naruto stopped.
Since you don't answer the phone, don't blame me for dropping a nuclear bomb on my seventeenth birthday.
took out a piece of dragon meat and handed it to Xiao Lingtong's mouth: "Come, eat more, you don't have enough hair." ”
On the other hand, after K finished coming to him, the depression that had accumulated for many days was swept away, and Tsunade was refreshed, and he almost smoked a cigarette afterwards.
Returning to his seat, he poured a glass of wine, looked at Jiraiya, who had a blue nose and swollen face, took out a pack of ice packs that had been prepared from the drawer and threw it over, and asked, "What, are you not convinced?" ”
As a result, the ice pack, Zilai was speechless for a while, and you wanted to hit me for a long time?
I'm wronged.
That must have been the work of that thug.
"I know who did it." Tsunade smiled and glanced at the opposite position, and said, "It's okay, he, he can't even sense Dog Zero and Ryuuji, come, tell me, how did he do it." ”
Long Er can be entrusted by the third generation to monitor the pillar force, and his perception ability must not be bad.
"I don't know." Jiraiya said depressedly with an ice pack.
Ever since he left the village, the boy has been running around like a wild dog on the loose, and who knows where he got it from.
"Look, look, dereliction of duty, punish yourself."
After speaking, Tsunade took out a stack of documents from the drawer: "Two days ago, we received a tip-off that Wuwei disappeared after announcing his abdication, plus Tian Tian was pulled away by him a few days ago, it is certain that he got the box, and he did a good job." ”
Although the process is a bit fucked, the ninja doesn't care about the process to complete the task, this operation, Naruto first determined the target, and then quietly got the box out of the Ghost Lantern City, and its ability, Tsunade gave affirmation.
Maybe when he comes back, I can give him some difficult tasks?
Thinking in his heart, Tsunade asked again: "Then the question is, where is Wuwei and he?" ”
"I don't know..."
"One more drink."
After three rounds of drinking, Jiraiya looked at Tsunade drunk, shook the one in his hand, and said, "Look like this... Are you skipping work again? ”
Tsunade raised his eyebrows: "Got an opinion?" ”
"No, but as the Hokage, you have to take care of the overall situation, always..."
"Bang!"
A bare hand slapped heavily on the table, flicked up the oil lamp, drew a few circles in the air, flew over the candle on the wall, was lit, and landed steadily.
Tsunade pointed to the oil lamp: "You get out of here!" ”
When the doppelganger returned to Jiraiya, Naruto was holding the seal scroll.
As soon as he got out of the portal, he asked, "Naruto, do you remember what I told you a few days ago that you should not tell me about being a teacher?" ”
"Remember, what's wrong?"
"Then you're pretending to be me to deliver meat to the orphanage!?"
Naruto was stunned and replied, "But I didn't cause trouble, it's a good thing." ”
You might as well not do it.
Zilai also quickly sealed, and said with a smile: "Good people and good deeds, right, the criminals are killed, Tu Dun Huang Quanze!" ”
Seeing his seal, Naruto was already ready, using Tiyun to jump high to avoid the swamp ground, and said with a smile: "Old man, the same trick didn't work for me the second time. ”
"Yes." Jiraiya reached to his mouth and wiped some gum blood, and patted it on the ground: "Spiritism, crush the vendor's technique!" ”
The sky exploded with white smoke, and a huge toad figure fell vertically.
Naruto looked up at the clam.
The old man has plenty of combat experience, and he has nothing to say about this move, but it's a pity... I'm not a vendor.
Naruto took the scroll and flicked it with his other hand, silently reciting in his heart: "Spiritism: One Heavy Bliss Box." ”
"Bang..."
The huge box was between the toad and the swamp, and Naruto hung on the side of the box, waiting for the toad to descend.
……
Ten minutes later, Jiraiya was a few meters away, feeling the evil aura coming from the box, controlling his emotions, and then looking at Naruto next to him, who was pulling people out with a portal, one head and two big.
How did you come up with the idea that you really know how to play and use teleportation to pull people from the Bliss Box?
Jiraiya really wanted to open Naruto's skull and see how it grew inside.
It wasn't until late in the evening that Naruto pulled out more than three hundred people before emptying the box.
This is a special prison for the Xiao organization, why are so many people stuffed, they are all locked up together, and the Xiao organization doesn't want to lose face.
The idea is good, but looking at the people who are all over the place, Naruto scratches his head, these people... What to do?
"Let's send it to Konoha Hospital." Jiraiya suggested.
It's not wartime, the hospital is not so tight, and mental trauma is rare in the ninja world, so many people can just accumulate experience for Konoha Hospital.
And even if there are a few anti-humans with mental problems coming out of it, Konoha has the strength to suppress it.
"Okay." Naruto was very obedient, released his doppelganger and gave it away, and walked to the box himself.
Now that the chest of bliss is empty, if I make another wish, will it still come out of a realization?
And it's empty, there must be more chakras needed, then ... Just right to give the orange pig a liposuction to lose weight.
Nine-tails is like a lady for a day, and it is impossible to make it exercise to lose weight, so Naruto wants to change to liposuction.
I just don't know how many chakras this box will need.
Naruto was about to step forward, but Jiraiya grabbed him and said, "I know what you're going to do, but I urge you to think about it, do you really want it to come true?" ”
"Nope." Naruto really didn't have any wishes, he was satisfied, he had no desires: "I just want to play." ”
"Think again." Jiraiya continued to persuade him, he was really afraid that Naruto's brain would suddenly twitch and harm the whole world.
"Okay." Naruto spread his hands, who made me an obedient child.
The next afternoon, Naruto returned from cultivating immortals, and after biting the fragrant phosphorus, the chains sticking out of his back bound the Mo Evil Treasure Brick and the Box of Bliss.
Taking a step forward, he was pulled and almost grabbed the ground with his head.
The weight of the two big guys, coupled with the friction with the ground, seems to be a little untouchable.
Jiraiya took out the map and looked at the sea behind him, turned around and asked, "Can you do it?" If it doesn't work, it will be sealed and sent back to Konoha. ”
"Okay." Naruto replied without thinking, this is not something I picked up in the Land of Fire, why should I hand it over to Konoha.
According to the position, it should also be handed over to Yun Yin.
Bending down to lower his center of gravity, he used his strength to feed, and his feet sank into the ground and stepped out of a pit, and Naruto took a step.
Taking four steps in a row, Naruto pinched his waist with both hands and took a breath.
The two of them walked and stopped, and it was not until night that they walked less than two miles.
But Naruto doesn't care, as long as he can move, the rest is easy to say, he will always get used to it.
During dinner, Naruto lay on his stomach like a dead dog, bringing food to his mouth, and after eating, Naruto seemed to believe in Sakura, and came back to life in a full state.
Resilience is so perverted.
Walking to the Box of Bliss, Naruto mobilized the Nine-Tails Chakra.
Jiraiya trembled, thinking about what Naruto was going to make and how to stop it.
Two hours later.
Jilai has also become jaw-dropping, the chakra of the nine-tails... It's so strong!
Two hours of continuous input, and it hasn't been broken?!
Suddenly, a white light shot straight into the sky, and the dazzling white light flashed Zilai's eyes narrowed, and once again flashed the dog's eyes that were downwind.
After the white light passed, the box of bliss was surrounded by a mask of joy and sorrow and fell off, and it entered the wishing process.
Before Naruto could speak, Jiraiya said first, "If you want to pull it away in the future, just in case someone takes advantage of you and me to make another wish, it is better to seal it while you haven't made a wish yet..."
I'm really afraid of Naruto's brain pumping.
Naruto interrupted him and said, "Then I make a wish that it will never fulfill, and no one will be able to make a wish again?" ”
"How could there be such a desire!" Jiraiya feels that Naruto is whimsical, no matter what the wish is, it is a human figure.
The legend of the Box of Bliss was created by the Six Dao Immortals, and that great power, I could feel the slightest fear surging into my heart when I stood next to it, how could it never be completed.
"Why not." Naruto's hands were sealed in the same way as Wu Wei said, linking the box of bliss.
"Box of Bliss, tell me, how much π is!"
Jiraiya: "......"
Nine-Tails: "......"
Just when the two of them were stuck, suddenly, there was a mechanical and electronic sound from the box, and the sound resounded for several kilometers in a radius like a flood bell, lasting for a long time, as if it was endless.
“3.1415926……”