092 Physical knockout
"Brother Snow White, do you know what the Queen sent me for?"
The hunter's expression was very arrogant, he pulled out the prop sword, and there was a posture of directly moving without saying a word.
Snow White trembled and took two steps back: "Can you do it lightly?" It's the first time~"
As soon as this line came out, the audience was laughing and spitting at the same time, and they all made a fuss. In this era, it is quite bold to change the drama to this.
The hunter was speechless and waved his sword: "What do you want?" The queen ordered me to kill you! ”
"Ah——!h
Snow White's screams pierced the sky.
Liang Bin sweated in his heart, the girls in the background worked hard, this voice was really hard.
I saw Snow White take out a stack of red tickets from his arms and stuff them into the hands of the stunned hunter.
Snow White's brother begged: "Can you give me a chance?" ”
The hunter shoved the red ticket into his pocket, "What do you mean by that?" ”
Brother Snow White took out a stack of red tickets again: "It's not interesting, it's meaning." ”
The hunter skillfully took the red ticket and put it up, he thought for a moment and said, "Since Her Royal Highness the princess is so sincere, I will go back and report to the queen that you are dead." In the future, you must not appear in any town, or I will kill you now!" ”
After the hunter left, Snow White wiped her sweat and walked towards the depths of the forest, where she was surrounded by seven dwarven girls who jumped out.
The girl in purple pointed at Snow White and shouted: "What a beautiful princess, let's marry her home as a wife, hehehe, how do you think we have seven people?" ”
The girl in red responded and said, "Okay, her head part belongs to me!" ”
She rushed behind Snow White and hugged Snow White's neck.
Girl in Orange: "Then I'll want her left hand!" ”
She grabbed Snow White's left hand.
Girl in Yellow: "I want my right hand!" ”
"I want her upper body!"
"I want my left foot!"
"I want my right foot!"
In the end, only the girl in purple was left unchosen, and she looked at Snow White with a sinister smile: "Goohehehe......"
Snow White: "Huh? Then she looked at her lower body, a look of horror on her face, and then shouted in her own voice, "Don't-"
Narrator: Brother Snow White, who was too frightened, was so frightened that her voice became thicker, and now, she has fainted.
The seven girls worked together to put Snow White down and carried her off the stage.
Narrator: Since then, the seven dwarfs and Snow White have lived a shameless life together in the forest......
Principal Li in the audience looked a little embarrassed, he turned his head and glared at Mr. Wang Tao in the second and third classes of high school, meaning: How did you pass the review of such a connotative program?
Fortunately, the audience is basically a group of high school students, and no one will ask like a curious baby.
In the next scene, in the palace again, Liu Xue and the magic mirror stood face to face, and the corners of Feng Dacheng's eyes were still dark blue at this time.........
After Liu Xue entered the state, she began to recite the lines: "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror ........."
"That's it!"
Feng Dacheng interrupted Liu Xue's lines with a loud shout, and he quickly said the fact that Snow White was still alive: "She is ten thousand times more beautiful than you, and now she is alive and well in the forest." ”
Everyone in the audience applauded, and the magic mirror angrily scolded the queen, and at the same time interrupted the queen's inkblot lines, which was really relieved and completely in line with the audience's heart.
Liu Xue was angry again, "Wow, yes! ”
"Bang!"
She hit Feng Dacheng's right eye with a punch, Feng Dacheng didn't stand firmly, and the mirror in his hand fell directly on the stage and fell into pieces.
Feng Dacheng was stunned: Oh no, it's different from the script, I'm going to appear next, how can I play if the mirrors are broken?
Fortunately, there is still Director Liang in the background who is presiding over the overall situation, and he orders the narrator to directly let the magic mirror leave.
Narrator's voice: "I only heard a snap, and the magic mirror was shattered by the angry queen." ”
Taking advantage of the gap in the change of scenes, Liang Bin explained the changes to the script: "Jump directly to the scene where the queen goes to deliver the poisoned apple!" ”
Liu Xue put on the headscarf of the village woman and appeared with an apple in her hand.
She went to Snow White's house and knocked on the door.
Snow White came to the door with a happy smile: "Honey, are you back......"
After opening the door, Snow White was startled, because the people behind the door were not seven dwarfs.
"Who are you?"
She took a few steps back and looked cautiously at the village girl at the door.
The queen smiled sadly, "Little girl, I have seven children living here, I am their mother, I have never seen you, you can't be a thief, right?" ”
Brother Snow White hurriedly shook her head: "No, I was brought here by your child, it turns out that you are an aunt, please come in!" ”
The female voice of the dubbing deliberately pressed the word aunt very hard.
The queen looked angry, she took out the poisoned apple that she had prepared a long time ago, and handed it to Snow White, "Come, child, this is my gift to you." ”
Brother Snow White was not suspicious, she happily took the poisoned apple, and just as she was about to bite into it, she suddenly thought of something and stopped.
The audience was anxious, this was Snow White who had been changed by the devil, and they couldn't guess whether Snow White would eat it.
"By the way, my stepmother once taught me that if there are good things, you must be polite to the elders and young, you are the elders, I should give you half of it first, and everyone will eat together."
Brother Snow White weighed the apple in her hand a few times, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, holding the apple with both hands, only to hear a click, Brother Snow White actually broke the apple in half with his bare hands.
"Good!"
There were cheers and applause from the audience.
"This performance is too hardcore........."
"Yes, open the apple with your bare hands on the spot, it's too showy!"
…………
Brother Snow White handed half of the apple to the queen, and looked at the queen expectantly: "Auntie, you eat first, I will eat it after you finish eating." ”
The queen took the apple with an embarrassed expression, and she turned her face to look at the audience a little overwhelmed.
The interaction effect is very good, and sure enough, someone immediately coaxed: "Eat, eat quickly......"
The queen ignored the shouts from the audience, and she casually threw the apple behind her in the shocked look of Snow White.
"It seems that the use of chemical attacks will not work, so we can only use physical attacks instead!"
After the queen finished speaking, she took out a fairy wand from her collar.
"I'll knock!"
She slammed the fairy wand on Snow White's head.
Snow White was very cooperative, and with a bang, she rolled her eyes and fell to the ground.