It's night.

A bright moon hangs brightly in the night sky.

The fairy aura is dense, like a dream.

A rabbit, leaning on the temple gate, drank a large mouthful of Wangzai's milk.

"Sweet milk hurts in my throat."

He just drank it.

Bottle after bottle.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

In my ears, there was the sound of shaking logging.

"Mad, it's endless."

Chu Feng shook his long ears, and his face was loveless.

Originally, it was difficult to fall asleep when she was held by Chang'e and pressed by the Jade Rabbit.

As a result, I finally fell asleep, and was woken up by the noisy sound of chopping wood.

Grandma, you are energetic and have nowhere to vent, can you take a plane and get tired and get a good night's sleep, why do you always split tree trunks, and the trees don't mess with you.

Chu Feng was really upset, so he could only drink Wangzai's milk one after another.

Gradually, I drank a little dizzy.

He was sure of one thing.

It turns out that drinking milk can really get drunk.

"Drunk yourself and go steal Devouring Dan, it."

Chu Feng thought so and took another sip.

It doesn't matter if he will be caught by Taishang Laojun, real men never coax!

"Drink too much......"

Chu Feng felt a sense of urine, looked left and right, there was no one anyway, and he was a rabbit, so there was no need to care so much about his face, so he simply took off his red pants and put water on the mouth of an unfinished bottle of Wangzi milk.

"It's really more and more aggrieved, I think I used a pulsating bottle at the beginning......"

Chu Feng shook his head helplessly.

After putting the water out, I threw the bottle out with all my might.

Then, continue to drink milk.

Drinking milk strengthens the gall, and the rabbit is a great pleasure.

A few hundred meters from here.

The cinnamon is lined up, tall and lush.

"Chang'e, Chang'e, I, Wu Gang, really miss you, I miss you day and night......"

"God, let me become a rabbit, I will also be held by Chang'e......"

He has a habit of peeking at Chang'e.

Especially at night.

At that time, Chang'e had just finished bathing, and her long wet hair was spread out, and she habitually blew the wind at the temple gate.

That's when he's most excited.

He usually picks one of the densest osmanthus trees, jumps on it, hides his body through the cover of the branches and leaves, peeps at Chang'e, grasps the branches with one hand, hangs down the other, and does not know what he is doing.

It's just that today's beauty is gone, replaced by the scene of admiring how a rabbit is caressed by Chang'e.

However, his eyes were excellent, and he saw the cheap smile raised at the corner of the rabbit's mouth, and his heart was extremely unbalanced.

In these days, people are not as good as rabbits.

Therefore, the more I think about it, the more I can't sleep, so I can only keep chopping Xiangui here that can't be cut at all.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, something hit the back of the head.

"Who!"

He put down his axe and glanced up at the sky.

The Guanghan Palace is very remote, and generally no one comes, and most of the cases that occur are thrown by the unscrupulous immortal monarchs who pass by here in the clouds above.

"Fuck, no quality at all."

Wu Gang didn't see people, so that's it—in fact, even if he saw people, he couldn't do anything.

He looked down to see what had been thrown down.

"That's ......"

Seeing that thing, Wu Gang's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something, the corners of his mouth slanted, his smile was exaggerated, and he hurriedly bowed down to pick it up.

"Sure enough!"

The rough lines of his face were wrinkled, and he was excited.

"It's still the best Wangzi milk!"

Wu Gang rubbed the bottle of milk in his palm, and his whole person trembled with extreme excitement.

Wang Tsai milk, he has heard of it.

It is said that it was made by a fairy dog named Tutu.

Delicious, tasty.

The important thing is that it is a hundred times purer than the spirit stone, which is convenient for the body to absorb.

Even Taishang Laojun fell in love with this thing.

According to the grapevine, after drinking this thing, Taishang Laojun's face was ruddy, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and even the hemorrhoids he had previously claimed to the outside world were cured.

This is simply a treasure!

It's a pity that he had to leave this place for no reason, and he wanted to buy it but couldn't find a way.

Unexpectedly, now Wangzai's milk is falling from the sky.

"God really won't let me down!"

Wu Gang looked left and right, and quietly came to the osmanthus tree like a thief, leaning on the thick trunk, ready to taste this special Wangzi milk.

"Hey, why did you speak?"

"That's right, it must be a local tyrant who doesn't drink a few sips."

"Hey, hey, blood earned!"

shook the bottle and found that there was still more than half of it, Wu Gang couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

"Hoo ......"

He took a deep breath.

Then, drink it all.

"This taste...... Salty, a little sour, good, good, it's really a special Wangzi milk. ”

Wu Gang's mouth made a "tsk" sound, and there was an expression of enjoyment on his face, with endless aftertaste.

"Fairy milk is fairy milk, it's different, I actually licked the sour taste of grapes from it, it's really a great pleasure for heaven."

He licked his lips up and down, not wanting to let go of a drop.

Suddenly.

"Bang!"

Another bottle smashed into his forehead.

"Damn, you're lucky!"

Wu Gang glanced up at the sky, and hurried to follow, for fear of leaking out.

"Cool!"

Drinking "fairy milk", he was intoxicated.

"Cool!"

The same is true for Chu Feng.

Without the restraints of human nature, it is cool, you can release water as much as you want, and throw it casually, it is really comfortable.

He drank bottle after bottle of premium milk, put water in it from time to time, and threw it hard, no matter where it flew, all he wanted was hi.

"Brother Xiaobu, what are you doing?"

At some point, the Jade Rabbit came out of the hole.

She was still wrapped in the scarf, only revealing one head, looking very cute.

Chu Feng took a sip of milk and sighed: "Alas, Tutu is lost, how can I, as an elder brother, sleep well, I can only drink milk and get drunk." ”

"Yes," Yutu's eyes moistened, "Brother Dog is so good, why did he lose it......"

"Forehead ......"

Seeing that this girl was about to cry, Chu Feng quickly changed the topic: "By the way, why don't you sleep?" ”

Yutu's cheeks flushed: "I...... To pee. ”

"Go."

"But......" said Jade Rabbit weakly, "I am too timid to go far at night......

"No!"

Chu Feng handed her a half-drunk Wang Zi milk bottle.

Jade Rabbit took it and blinked.

Chu Feng said: "Use the bottle to pick it up, just throw it away after picking it up." ”

"Wow!"

The Jade Rabbit's eyes lit up, as if the door to a new world had been opened.

"Brother Xiaobu is not allowed to peek!"

She used a scarf to shield herself from Chu Feng.

Chu Feng: "......"

Peek at your sister!

What else can I do with you, a rabbit......

Three minutes later.

"Brother Boo......"

"What's wrong?"

"Why pee......"

"Just put it in."

"How do you put it......"

"You're on the right and ...... Forehead ......"

Chu Feng's head was full of black lines, and then he remembered that there was a difference between male and female.

"That's it, it's almost aligned...... Don't take it too seriously, it's all clouds. ”

"Uh-oh."

After groping for a long time, the Jade Rabbit finally ended.

She quietly poked her head out of her scarf, looked left and right, and threw the bottle out with all her might.

"I'm going to sleep."

She slipped back into the hole wrapped in a scarf.

Not far away, under the osmanthus tree.

A big man licked the mouth of the bottle, and the smile on his face was like a chrysanthemum.

"Hehe, the local tyrant has finally changed his taste. This tastes a little sassy, I like it! ”