Chapter 2: 002: Why are there so many exclamations from the small-town prison?
On a sunny afternoon, a beautiful boy walked out of the woods.
"Yo! This newbie village is a bit big! β
Not far from the woods, a quaint town came into view.
Huang Lian hummed a little song and ran over in a hurry.
Five young men dressed in the costumes of ancient county officials and soldiers came running up, their faces were dignified, and they also held a pair of wanted warrants in their hands, looking like they were arresting criminals.
"Are there any criminals left in the Newbie Village? Why do they seem to be running towards me? Oh~ Newbie Quest! β
Huang Lian shook his head, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, the time had come to spread his prestige in this world.
"Is that you?" The leading officer and soldier asked sharply.
"It's down there!"
Here it comes! Here it comes! A personality charm that belongs only to the main character!
"Grab it!"
"Huh?"
Huang Lian's small body was surrounded by four big men, and he was pressed to the ground in less than a moment, and his hands were firmly locked with iron chains.
"Wait! Wait a minute! You've caught the wrong person! I'm a good person! β
"Fart! Are you really blind! β
The leading officer and soldier opened the wanted warrant in his hand and put it in front of Huang Lian's eyes, only to see a lewd man in red underwear clearly depicted on the yellow paper, with a vague posture and two layers of fat squeezed out of his stomach lifelike.
Isn't this riding horse me?!
"Misunderstanding! Lord Qingtian! This is a misunderstanding! β
Huang Lian screamed miserably, as if he had a great grievance.
"Misunderstanding fart! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you wear a pair of panties and hang out in front of our town! is still molesting the daughter of the county order in the woods! Eat the bear's heart leopard guts you! β
"Bring it back to the yamen and hand it over to the county magistrate for judgment!"
The leading man did not listen to Huang Lian's pleas for mercy at all, and ordered the other four to carry him to the town.
Inside the dilapidated prison in Bluestone.
"You stay here first!" The leading officers and soldiers shouted fiercely.
"Hey! Wait a minute! Isn't it a prefectural order? Why are you keeping me here? I was wronged! β
"It's hard to bend into a trick!"
The costume films in the TV series seem to treat the protagonist with a beating first, and then use all kinds of torture to extract a confession, force him to confess, and finally file a case.
"Shut up! The county lord has something to go out and will come back tomorrow. β
The soldiers of the yamen locked the iron door, slammed down the sentence, and walked straight to the outside of the prison.
"I didn't expect that my Huang Lian was heroic, my appearance and character were among the best, and I was going to enter the game in this costume drama."
"Hey~ especially desolate!"
Looking at the crumbling walls around him, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
"Is that Qixing really the daughter of the county order?"
Thinking of the red-clothed girl with five big and three thick, he couldn't help but curse secretly: "It's really unlucky, I was caught as a pervert when I asked for directions, it seems that I still have to look at the yellow calendar to cross." β
Just then, the door of the prison slammed open, and the jailer, who had just been out, walked in with a pile of gray rags.
"Hey! You kid put on your prison uniform. The jailer's dusty rags were thrown through the cracks in the iron bars.
"Huh? This thing is a prison uniform, and it's too torn! Huang Lian looked at the prison uniform with at least a dozen holes in the meadow at a glance, and looked confused, the beggars on the street were all better than this.
"Just this one, if you wear a pair of underwear and bring it to the court, you must not be beaten to death by the county order." The jailer pursed his lips nonchalantly, turned his head and left.
Carefully pinched the rags on the grass, and after a few random strokes, a puff of dust fell to the ground.
"Oh! Ahem! Ahem! There's almost a pound of ash on this thing. β
He glanced at the rags that had been dug out of the cement ash in his hands with disgust, and his face was like dead ashes.
γDing...... You have obtained the item [100 Years of Re-education Through Labor Prison Uniforms]]
"Huh? Hey, hey, hey! Here comes my cheat! β
I remember the tinkling sound that sounded in my ears not long ago, isn't it the same as this thing?
"System, come out!" Huang Lian roared, his eyes full of anticipation.
Ten minutes later......
"It doesn't make sense, could it be that I opened it in the wrong way." Huang Lian scratched his brain, his face full of suspicion.
"Huh! Pregnant! Suddenly, he looked at the rags in his hand, and his eyes grunted, and his mind moved.
"Open your backpack."
γDing...... Backpack open...... No spatial containers found...... Backpack opening failed. γ
"Huh?!"
"Now the system flow through the crossing doesn't even send a space backpack?"
"It's too stingy!"
Huang Lian's eyes widened, and ten thousand grass and mud horses rushed past in his heart.
Since you can open the backpack, doesn't that mean......
Thinking of this, Huang Lian's interest was ignited again, and he exclaimed: "Open the system store." β
γDing...... Escape due to the core mechanism of system intelligence...... This system does not include the system mall. γ
"Ha~?!"
"Feelings, this system mall or the core mechanism of system intelligence?"
"What about other people? Don't tell me it's not going to work today! β
This low-profile version of the system made him doubt his life for a while.
γDing...... The core mechanics of system intelligence left the world an hour ago...... It was not possible to get in touch with it. γ
The cold mechanical sound in his ears made him shudder suddenly, as if he had noticed something strange.
"So what's the problem?"
"If the core mechanism of system intelligence has left this world......"
"And what are you?"
It can't be some old monster who has taken away the system! Afraid .jpg
γDing...... I was the original simple intelligence of the system...... Provide some simple services to the host. γ
"For example?"
γDing...... Provide panel information. γ
"What else?"
γDing...... Nope. γ
"Huh?"
"Oh!"
"Hmm~"
"Hehe......"
"Why is there such a garbage setting in the world? Which handsome and chic, Yushu Lingfeng, rich five cars, and long-lived author wrote it! β
Huang Lianqi trembled, thinking of his current situation, without the help of special external forces, relying on his own ability, obviously the chance of escaping was much smaller than buying five million in the lottery ticket.
Open Panel Information. After struggling for a minute, he compromised, his hands hanging weakly.
γDing...... Opening panel information...... Open successfully. γ
The translucent blue light curtain that unfolds in the line of sight looks very sci-fi in this dilapidated prison, but it does not affect the vision in the slightest.
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Name: Lian Huang
Race: Terran
Health: 9\/9
Health: 9\/9
Repair: None
Experience: 0\/10
Power: 0.7
Constitution: 0.9
Dexterity: 0.3
Spirit: 1.01
Charm: 0.01
Lucky: 0.1
Free attribute points: 0
Primary Class: None
Subclass: None
Skill: None
Equipment: [Red Loose Underwear] [100 Years of Labor Prison Uniform]
Talent: Sloppy appearance
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The novelty of the Blu-ray panel made him forget about his surroundings for a while, and he calmed down to read the panel information carefully.
"Hmm~~ My panel attribute is so low, why do I have to lean back to two decimal places in my charm, fake, I'm so handsome, not to mention tens of thousands, at least one hundred and eighty points." Huang Lian's brows furrowed, and words were muttered from time to time, obviously this was a big difference from the expected goal in his heart.
His gaze gradually shifted downward, and he was very dissatisfied with the insubordination and zero, and suddenly he was shocked, as if he had seen something very terrifying, and shouted: "Sloppy appearance!! Yes~~~! My appearance can still be described as scribbled, who taught you Chinese? β
"Brother, you have zero marks on your essay! I said it! β