Chapter 497: Flowers
The Queen Mother had a gloomy face, looked at the past with cold eyes, and just wanted to scold, but as soon as she was excited, a feeling of vomiting in her abdomen came to her heart.
Seeing that the Queen Mother opened her mouth and wanted to vomit, Han Han immediately picked up the spittoon from the side and held it to the Queen Mother's mouth, and the Queen Mother said 'wow' and spit out all the noodles she had eaten in a hurry just now.
Liu Yun's heart moved, and he hurriedly stepped forward with concern and gently stroked the back of the Queen Mother, although Yang Yuhuan was also a little concerned, but he stood in place and couldn't go over, and the woman who wanted to save face couldn't afford to hurt her.
After vomiting for a while, and after vomiting the contents of her stomach clean, the Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief, her face was sickly ruddy, she glanced at Han Han shyly, pouted, and said very unwillingly, "You have seen me so ugly." ”
"When is it, you still care about your beauty and ugliness." Smiled and put the spittoon on the ground next to him, Han Han picked up a handkerchief next to him and wiped the corners of the Queen Mother's mouth, and then said, "Look at the things you vomit, it's all some noodles, your body is like this, eat less of those things, let the kitchen make you more porridge to drink, nourish your stomach." ”
"Hmm." The Queen Mother glanced at Liu Yun, who had been massaging her, and then grabbed Han Han's hand, sighed, and said weakly, "But if I don't eat noodles for a day, my heart will be uncomfortable, and it will be very itchy." ”
"Why, is this noodle delicious?" Han Han smiled speechlessly, he didn't see that the Queen Mother was such a greedy woman, but the Queen Mother raised her head and looked at the remaining half bowl of noodles on the table over there, "You go and taste it, it's delicious." ”
When Han Han heard this, he immediately stood up and wanted to bring it over, but the Queen Mother held Han Han's hand tightly to prevent him from moving, "Don't leave me half a step." ”
Soft eyes stared at Han Han's side face, the Queen Mother pursed her lips and smiled, then her face changed, and she glared coldly at Yang Yuhuan over there, "What are you doing in a daze!" Why don't you help the mourning family bring the noodles over! ”
Hmph, what's the spirit! Yang Yuhuan pursed his lips, but he also knew that he was not a concubine now, and if he was disobedient, the end would be very serious.
Angrily, he walked over with the noodles on the table and handed it to Han Han, Yang Yuhuan began to ridicule the Queen Mother again, "Queen Mother, the child in your belly, is it a month?" ”
slandered that he was pregnant, and even said so viciously that it was only a month, did he mean that he had other men besides Han Han. The Queen Mother trembled angrily, and before she could get angry, Han Han had already slapped Yang Yuhuan's ass with tears and laughter, "Her body is sick like this, and you still make her angry?" While going cool! ”
Yang Yuhuan pursed her lips coquettishly, snorted softly, then turned around and ran away, sitting down on the stool in front of the table.
Looking down at the bowl of noodles, the smile on Han Han's face was stunned, and he glanced back at the Queen Mother, Han Han's face was serious, "Who let you eat this kind of thing?" ”
Sensing that Han Han's face had become so ugly, the Queen Mother was stunned for a moment, and then said, "What's wrong?" Is there a problem with this? Han Han gently broke free of the Queen Mother's hand, then took the bowl with one hand, picked up a flower in the bowl with chopsticks with the other, and asked, "Can this flower be eaten?" ”
After the Queen Mother was stunned, she immediately laughed, "Look at what scared you, make a fuss, what's so great about eating flowers, some flowers can be used in medicine or edible." ”
The Queen Mother thought that Han Han had never seen the world and thought that she couldn't eat flowers, but she didn't know that what Han Han asked didn't mean at all.
Squinting his eyes, Han Han's eyes flickered a hint of fierceness, and then he quietly lowered his head and asked, "Oh, I see, this flower can be eaten, who told you?" ”
Seeing that Han Han's face softened, the Queen Mother smiled weakly, closed her eyes and rested for a while, and then said slowly, "That day, Cao Ying came over with a pot of flowers, the color was pure white, and the appearance was good-looking, so I accepted it, and then I heard Cao Ying say that this flower is edible and tastes very beautiful, so I asked the kitchen to make a bowl of noodles to taste, the taste is really delicious, these days, I have to eat one or two bowls of noodles every day." ”
Han Han turned around and handed the bowl of noodles to Liu Yun, and then said, "Pour this bowl of noodles." The obedient Liu Yun nodded hurriedly, and ran out with the noodles, and when he met the Queen Mother's puzzled gaze, Han Han smiled, "Before the body is well raised, you can only drink some porridge or soup that nourishes the stomach, don't eat this noodle." ”
"However, I don't eat for a day, and I feel uncomfortable." The Queen Mother pouted coquettishly, and pulled Han Han's arm unhappily, but Han Han stared at the Queen Mother's eyes seriously, stretched out her hand and twisted her face, "I said no, I just didn't allow it." ”
"Hmph, okay!" The Queen Mother snorted lightly, then pursed her lips and smiled, "It's hard for you to come back, but you want to accompany me more." ”
"Of course." Han Han smiled, smoothed the hair on the sideburns for the Queen Mother, and said, "But there are still some things between me and Cao Ying, and I will accompany you after I meet him." ”
"No, stay with me for an hour!" The Queen Mother glared unhappily, and then slowly squeezed her body into the bed, "Accompany me to talk, and I will let you go." ”
Han Han smiled helplessly, the Queen Mother, who was sick at this time, was the most clingy. "Queen Mother, you are sick now, and if you do bedriding, you will infect my master." Yang Yuhuan, who was sitting not far away, saw the queen mother's move, and said a few words in a sour heart.
The Queen Mother rolled her eyes angrily, and threatened in a low voice, "Yang Yuhuan, are you really a concubine?" Believe it or not, I dragged you out and cut you down! ”
"Hey, you're going to try it!" When Yang Yuhuan heard this, he immediately jumped up from the stool, his eyes widened in disbelief, and then he walked over step by step, "Look at your current nest, believe it or not, I ...... it"
"Yuhuan!" Han Han snorted lightly, and then looked at the Queen Mother again, "You too, are you sick, and you still want to quarrel and waste your energy?" ”
Each reprimanded the two women, and at this time, Han Han thought of something, rolled his eyes, and looked at Liu Yun and Yang Yuhuan, "You guys leave the palace first and go to Mei Niang." ”
"Oh." Although I don't know why Han Han seems to be driving the two of them away, the obedient Liu Yun just nodded quietly, and before leaving, Han Han grabbed Liu Yun and muttered a few words, and Liu Yun pulled Yang Yuhuan away with a strange face.
Suddenly only the Queen Mother and Han Han were left in the closed room, and the Queen Mother waved her hand happily, and on her languishing face was a smile that could not be concealed, "Come up and accompany me." ”
"This is your dormitory, if other palace maids push the door in, it will be bad, and Cao Ying is still outside." Han Han said helplessly, the Queen Mother was stunned, snorted unhappily, and then shouted weakly, "Xiao Miao!" ”
"Queen Mother! The slave is here. Outside the door, the voice of a palace maid immediately sounded, and the Queen Mother frowned and asked, "Is Prime Minister Cao Cheng outside the door, announce him in." ”
"Yes." The palace maid answered, and soon, Cao Yingsaobao, who was wearing a leopard-print tiger fur coat, pushed the door in, glanced at the two people in the room with a slender single eyelid, a smile appeared on her fair face, and then was about to salute, but the queen mother waved her hand impatiently, "Does the prime minister have something to report?" ”
"The minister originally heard that the national teacher had returned to Beijing and specially visited and met, but outside the north gate, after hearing the queen mother's edict, he decided to enter the palace to dissuade him." Cao Ying stood next to Han Han, glanced at Han Han beside her with a smile, then looked at the Queen Mother, and continued, "The minister believes that the rule that the Queen Mother allows the national teacher to wear a sword in the palace cannot be implemented. ”
Han Han glanced at Cao Ying with some surprise, this dead really had the courage to speak so bluntly in front of him.
"The mourning family has been decided, no need to say it again." The Queen Mother glanced at Cao Ying in annoyance, and it was an irredeemable crime to delay her and Han Han's time when something big was a big fart.
"No, Queen Mother, the law is as big as a mountain, and the Queen Mother can't not obey the laws of the country for the sake of the national teacher alone, otherwise, with this example, won't the law become a piece of waste paper among the ministers of the people? With the precedent of the national teacher's charter, then in the future, I am afraid that among many crimes, the ministers will also be able to be extrajudicial and benevolent, such a beginning is not good. ”
"The mourning family has made up their minds, there is no need to say more about this matter, if you are okay, leave!" The Queen Mother's unhappy face was gloomy, Cao Ying was helpless, knowing that the Queen Mother couldn't listen to anything at the moment, so she could only bend down and salute, and after glancing at Han Han, she turned around and walked out.
Han Han just watched Cao Ying's back leave, and then retracted his meaningful gaze, making enemies of Cao Ying, what would be the result?
"Without the order of the mourning family, no one is allowed to trespass, and the mourning family has very important things to discuss with the national teacher." The majestic orders of the Queen Mother sounded in the dormitory, and a group of palace maids outside hurriedly nodded yes.
Han Han smiled helplessly and slowly sat on the bed of the Queen Mother, "I didn't expect that I, an outdated national teacher, would be useful." ”
"What are you talking about?" looked at Han Han coquettishly, and the Queen Mother held Han Han's hand tightly, as if she was afraid that he would run away, "Don't you know, the mourning family has restored your status as a national teacher, and you don't participate in the affairs of the imperial court, but you still enjoy the benefits and treatment of the national teacher." ”
"So good? How can you let me repay you? Han Han smiled and massaged the thighs and waist for the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother closed her eyes and said 'um' in enjoyment, but did not speak.
The Queen Mother quietly enjoyed Han Han's massage for a moment before she slowly spoke, "Where have you been all this time?" Tell me about it. ”
"Okay!" Looking at the Empress Dowager's tired and tired appearance, Han Han smiled and started with the martial arts conference in the Imperial Sword Villa.
The story of the Imperial Sword Villa was told by Han Han as a martial arts story that shook the earth and cried ghosts and gods, and the Queen Mother listened to it and fell asleep peacefully, and Han Han took the time to cover the quilt for the Queen Mother, and then walked out of the room.
"When the Queen Mother wakes up, tell the Queen Mother that I will come back at night." Before leaving, he gave an order to a few palace maids, and Han Hancai walked out of the palace with his head held high and swaggered with the blood-drinking knife at his waist.
After passing through Suzaku Street and coming to the north gate, I saw Cao Ying's slender figure standing not far away, at this moment it was close to dusk, and the headlights of the palace were shining on the road, and Cao Ying's shadow was pulled by the old elder.
"I've been waiting for a long time, national teacher, a banquet has been set up in a restaurant not far away, can you give face?" Cao Ying walked up with a smile, with a feminine smile, but with some complicated emotions.
Han Han nodded slightly, sighed, and followed silently. The meeting of the two people was not as good as they imagined, and when they got into the carriage, Ji Gang, the commander of the East Factory, personally drove the car, and the group entered a restaurant.
Quietly, he didn't even see the shadow of a shopkeeper, after stepping into this restaurant, Han Han smiled inexplicably, and grabbed the handle of the knife on his waist with one hand.
All the way upstairs, into the private room on the second floor, as far as the eye can see, more than a dozen dishes with bright colors are dazzlingly placed on this mahogany table.
"Yo, this table, a lot of money." Han Han sat down with a smile, and Cao Ying pursed her lips and smiled, "You and I get together, a little money is nothing." ”
The two of them sat facing each other, and more than a dozen chairs next to them became furnishings, and Ji Gang occupied between the two people, responsible for serving food and pouring wine.
"Come, national teacher, for you and me to get together, I made this glass of rice wine." As soon as he sat down, he couldn't wait to drink, this was a little different from Cao Ying's style, watching Cao Ying drink it all with his hands holding the wine glass up, Han Han squinted his eyes and smiled calmly, took the wine glass without hurry, took a look, smelled it, and made sure that there was no problem, then he drank it all, smacked his tongue, and then commented, "The owner of this inn is not kind, and the storefront is so luxuriously decorated, but this wine is generally mixed with water from the stall." ”
"Oh, yes, it's disgusting!" Cao Ying's face did not change as much, smiled, and then stretched out his finger to the food on the table, and said, "I have long known that the national teacher likes to eat meat, especially the last time on Peach Blossom Island, it seems that it will be two months to be sleepy?" Today, this table of meat banquet is carefully prepared, how about the national teacher. ”
Han Han just nodded and picked up the chopsticks, but he didn't mean to do anything, Cao Ying pursed her lips and smiled, picked up the braised pork in the middle of the table, and then put it in her mouth to chew.
Which dish Cao Ying sandwiches, which dish Han Han eats, not for anything else, but for fear of being poisoned and dying. The relationship between the two people looks beautiful and harmonious on the surface, but in fact, it is only left to tear the skin.
Cao Ying just smiled and didn't say a word, and after thoughtfully trying all the delicious meat on the table one by one, Han Han also ate it all over again.
"How does it taste?" Facing Cao Ying's question, Han Han sighed, put down his chopsticks and shook his head, "If you're in a bad mood, no matter how good things are, they are tasteless to eat." ”
Cao Ying's sharp eyes stared at Han Han for a moment, the corners of her mouth raised an arc, and she asked knowingly, "How can the national teacher be in a bad mood?" ”
"Because there are people who have bad intentions." Han Han looked directly at Cao Ying, his face did not change, and he showed a hint of sneer, "I want to use the belly of the frog at the bottom of the well to eat up the whole cow." ”
Cao Ying paused, and was about to speak, but Han Han had already slapped the table, stood up, no longer concealed, and stared at Cao Ying with a sharp gaze, "Poppies, you brought it to the Queen Mother, right?" Seemingly, you already know the consequences of eating too much. ”