Chapter 001: "Facial Paralysis Hand"

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Statement: This world is pure fabrication, please don't sit down, thank you!

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"Karma monkey! I'm so happy to meet you on time! ”

On a dark and windy night, in a dark alley, a handsome man in a black suit with an expressionless face stood there, holding a selfie stick, talking to the camera on his phone.

Obviously, this guy who calls himself a "facial paralysis sasser" is broadcasting live, and he is also speaking a very earthy G provincial dialect.

Lin Mou, 30 years old, is a third-rate sasser who has retired.

Orphaned since childhood, he was taken in by a mysterious organization by chance and trained to become a sass.

However, to the disappointment of the organization, Lin Mou's ability was limited and he could not become the world's top sasser, so he finally gave up on him and decided to execute him, after all, he knew some secrets about the organization.

"Phew!"

With a gunshot, Lin Mou, who was blindfolded, ended his life and fell into the icy sea water at the age of 30.

The end of the whole play......

You're big!

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden condition and successfully obtaining the [Heavenly Dao] approval."

"Start binding the system now, please ...... later"

"The system is bound successfully, and the system name is [Live System]!"

"Detected that the host is dead, now perform a traversal rebirth, and the rebirth is set to 2019!"

"As a condition for rebirth, the host's face is now closed (commonly known as facial paralysis), which can be unlocked through the follow-up!"

That's how it happened, because of this reason, Lin Mou not only didn't die, but also obtained a system, and traveled through the world that was reborn 20 years later.

However, there is one point that needs to be mentioned here, that is, most of the others have traveled to the past, but Lin Mou is different, and he has traveled forward for at least 20 years.

What is the concept?

It's very simple, have you ever seen a live broadcast in 20 years? The Internet is a novelty, not to mention that nowadays you can easily access the Internet with a mobile phone and watch all over the world.

Therefore, Lin Mou was very uncomfortable when he came to this world at the beginning, and the whole person was in a state of confusion, like a hillbilly entering the city.

Of course, Lin Mou still has a great advantage in coming to this world, otherwise why would the system get you over? We are not a troublesome hot-blooded adventure novel, it is a light-hearted YY cool text!

So, the system was given such a thing.

What does the system do?

Of course, it's for the protagonist to open G.,As long as you keep completing the tasks issued by the system.,You can earn points.,Get rewards.,And then ......

Lin Mou will directly jump from a third-rate sasser to a top sasser, and he will stand on the top of the mountain and blow the cold wind, which is proud of the group.

Of course, it hasn't been discovered by anyone else yet, after all, the sasser also needs to be known.

Back to the opening paragraph, this is a novice task released by Lin Mou's system, the live broadcast system:

【Beginner Quest (1/3)

Objective: Kill an underground boss in the city via livestream

Requirements: The dialect of Province G must be used throughout the process

Mission Time Limit: None

Reward: Newbie Lucky Bag*1

Since it is called a live broadcast system, the content must be related to live broadcasting, and the first novice task Lin Mou received was the above description.

In order to broadcast live, Lin Mou also deliberately downloaded the APP of the seafood TV live broadcast platform, which is said to have a good flow of people.

"Okay, today's live broadcast content is so exciting, I'm going to kill an underground boss in the city, the candidate has been confirmed, he is ......"

While speaking, Lin Mou took out a photo and pointed it at the camera, on which was a middle-aged man with a fierce face, who didn't look like a good person.

In Lin Mou's live broadcast room, the popularity is only a pitiful 89, indicating that the actual number of viewers is probably less than 10.

After half a sound, two barrages finally floated through:

β€œ666!”

"The anchor is a wolf (yes, ruthless) person, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get a knife!"

Lin Mou saw the slightly mocking barrage, and nodded expressionlessly, completing the task is the most important thing, and everything else is not considered.

This time, Lin Mouxuan's target is one of the underground leaders of the city, and the power is okay, and he usually does all kinds of evil, but he has a little relationship with the above, and he is cautious, so there has been no accident.

Li Li, relying on ruthlessness and cleverness, successfully ascended to the throne, and finally mixed into the place where he is now, and he can be regarded as an underground soil emperor.

At this time, he hugged left and right, enjoying life in his room.

"Crackling!"

"Huh? Why is it so noisy outside? What happened? ”

Li Li, who had just taken off his shirt and was about to play with a dragon and two phoenixes, heard a noisy sound outside and wondered.

……

"Hey! Giant Karma! I've gotten into their lair, and it looks like the guards aren't much connected. ”

"Well, there seem to be two patrolling minions up ahead, I'll kill them!"

At the beginning, there was a shot of Lin Mou sneaking into Li Li's lair, and suddenly found that there were two small minions patrolling in front of him, so he switched the lens to the rear camera.

In front of the camera are two gangster-looking minions, who are leisurely wandering and patrolling.

After all, this is Li Li's lair, who dares to make trouble without a long eye?

I'm sorry, there really is, and it's still on the live broadcast to you.

"Hey, you'll have a treat for supper later, I invited you last time!"

"No problem, I followed the eldest brother yesterday and made a lot of money, by the way, how about the 'big sword'?"

"That's a good feeling! How about going to that last house? No. 66 tastes so good! ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

The two minions had already begun to talk about what they were going to do after the shift, unaware that the shadow of death was approaching them.

"Excuse me!"

Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of the two minions, startling them.

"I'm rubbing! Who are you? The minion came back to his senses, saw Lin Mou's unfamiliar face, and shouted.

"I'm sorry, I'm an anchor, I'm going to assassinate your big guy live, oh, say hello to the audience in front of the screen, thank you!" Lin Mou grabbed the minion's shoulders familiarly, spoke a lame earthy G provincial dialect, and introduced to the camera.

"Clams? Anchor? Live assassination of our boss? ”

"Do you have a hole in your brain? Looking for death, right? ”

The two minions were baffled by Lin Mou, and one of them took out a switchblade from his pocket, intending to give Lin Mou a good look.

"Oh, help me pick up my phone......"

Regardless of whether the two minions wanted to or not, Lin Mou forcibly stuffed the selfie stick to the minion on the side, and then reached out and snatched the switchblade from the other minion's hand.

"You're looking for ......"

"Wow!"

The cold light swept through the throats of the two minions, and before they could react at all, Lin Mou had already cut their throats with the switchblade in his hand, leaving the two of them with frightened, incredulous eyes.

"Poof!"

The corpse of the minion, which had lost its strength to support, fell directly to the ground, and blood flowed all over the ground.

"Okay, let's move on and hopefully find our goal as soon as possible."

Lin Mou reached out and steadily caught the selfie stick that slipped from the minion's hand, still with that expressionless face, and began to continue looking for Li Li.

Li Li naturally heard the movement outside, and a bad premonition rose in his heart, and he didn't want to meet the two delicate beauties around him, and shouted at the top of his voice: "What happened outside TMD?" Hurry up and die someone! ”

"Boss, boss!"

The door of the room was slammed open, and a little brother ran in in a panic, with a frightened look on his face, as if he had seen something extremely terrible.

"What the hell is going on? Say it! ”

"Yes, yes......"

"Poof!"

Before the younger brother could speak, the sharp tip of the knife poked out of his throat, carrying scarlet blood, killing him instantly.

"Ahh!!h

Seeing that someone was dead, the two bare beauties let out a high-decibel scream, took the quilt to cover their bodies, and shrank behind Li Li to find a sense of security.

In Li Li's shocked gaze, a man with a small head walked in with a selfie stick in his hand, without the slightest expression on his face, only endless coldness in his eyes.

"Luckily, the target is here!"

Lin Mou pointed the camera at Li Li, as if telling the audience in the live broadcast room that the goal of this time was in front of him.

"You, who the hell are you? What do you want? Money? I can give you a lot! Cold sweat flowed from Li Li's forehead, although he had experienced life and death, the pressure that Lin Mou brought him was too great, like a god of death asking for his life.

"I'm sorry, all I need is your life."

"Sass, I'm serious."

Lin Mou doesn't care about money or not, as a principled sasser, he puts the completion of the task first.

"Die!" Li Li was naturally not a person who sat still, so he took out a P92 pistol from under his pillow and aimed it at Lin Mou with a ruthless face, intending to shoot him in the head.

"Whew!"

"Click!" "Bang!"

The cold light passed, and the dagger in Lin Mou's hand came out of his hand and flew straight towards the gun in Li Li's hand, which happened to be blocked on the muzzle.

Li Li pulled the trigger and blew up directly, and the entire palm of his hand was blown to pieces.

Ignoring Li Li's painful howl on the bed, Lin Mou stepped forward to take care of himself, and kept himself and Li Li in the camera, picked up the fallen dagger, and wiped Li Li's neck cleanly.

Li Li didn't understand who he had provoked until he died, and he sent such a powerful sasser to kill him.

"I, we will never say it, please, let ...... go" The two seductive beauties hid in the corner and trembled, their eyes full of begging, hoping that Lin Mou would let them go.

Lin Mou glanced at them coldly, and with a movement of his wrist, he cut their throats and ended their lives.

"I'm a sassy hand, I'm so emotional! It's ......."

(Omitted below, everyone knows) ......"

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for completing the Starter Quest (1/3)!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Starter Lucky Bag*1!"

With the sound of the system, Lin Mou's live broadcast ended successfully, ignoring the fact that the live broadcast room was completely boiling, he turned off the broadcast directly, and left Li Li's lair in style.

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